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[SIZE="6"]Official Communication From the Holy Palace of New Jerusalem, Holy Empire of DoubleWideVille
[B][ Greetings. My name is King David, and I am the King of the Holy empire of DoubleWideville. I am also the Ponitifix Maximus of the DoubleWideville Fundementalist Church, the state religion of our holy, spiritual state.
[SIZE="5"]DoubleWideville seeks to make alliances with other Christian nations for the purpose of establishing Christiandom all over the world. We have noted the rise of heretical religions that are a threat to our great Western European tradition.
[As Such we seek alliances so as to push back the forces of heresy and unbelief, and spread the greatness and grandeur of the Western European tradition all over the world.
[B][Jesus Christ has commanded us to make disciples of all nations. As such, we must unite to a Great Crusade, using all means necessary to spreading the Good News to the unbelievers, and to conver the heretic to the True Faith.
[Our very way of life is threatened by the forces of heresy, and Christiandom teeters on a precipice of annihilation from the forces of Humanis and atheism. It is imperative that we take up the sword now, to defend ourselves against the heretics and to bring the Good News of the Gospel to all nations.
[CENTER]While the DoubleWide Fundementalist Church disagrees with many other Churches, as we follow the complete Bible, including many of the Old Testament laws, and our government is theonomic, we are willing to unite with you in this Grand Crusade. We must either stand together, or die seperately from the forces of evil unleashed by the heretics and the unbelievers.
[]We are in the Last Days before the return of Jesus Christ, and in the coming battle of Armaggedon, we will need all the Elect to stand shoulder to shoulder against the evil ones and the followers of the Beast. I implore all my brothers and sisters in Christ, and all Christian nations to join DoubleWideville in our Great Crusade against the unbelievers and the children of the Beast.

In the Glorius Name of Our Saviour,

King David the II, Holy Emperor and Pontifix Maximus/CENTER

Official Response from The Modified Freedom Forces of Euroslavia,


The thought of a new 'crusade' being declared will be the downfall of your nation if you so choose to continue down the path of religious extremism, as well as forcing your religion upon those who do not choose to follow it. Euroslavia itself is a nation of diversity and acceptance, among it's citizens, and is proud because of it. Your declared 'crusades' will punish those who do not follow the same belief structure as you, and as such, will be a great stain upon the planet if allowed to happen. Heed my warning. Choosing to put together a coalition, on the sole purpose of establishing your religion as supreme will not only force you as an outcast of society, but will also lead to much more troubles for your nation and for your people in the long run. It also leaves a stain upon your religion, giving it an even worse name, as one that approves of the use of force, to convert other nations and peoples. We strongly condemn this coalition, and will blacklist any nations that feel that they must be a part of it.

Lady Destra nos Thiendrel,
The Modified Freedom Forces of Euroslavia

OOC: Euroslavia, i always wanted to tell you you this, and now this is my chance: I love your helpful hints stickies, they helped me a lot when I was a newb.

The United Socialist States of New Brittonia is alarmed at sush behaivour. When the world is trying to pursue freedom of religion, such words are masive setbacks which can turn into human rights violations if actually applied. However, as you are a new nation, and I feel that it is important to give you some help into the global scene, the United Socialist States of New Brittonia wihes to open diplomatic relations with the Holy Empire of DoubleWideville, and I personally wish to meet with either you or an official from your foreign office.

Signed,
Foreign Minister of the United Socialist States of New Brittonia
Nabila Katchab

The God Emperor, Julius Heide was sitting in his dinner table along with a chosen few nobles from the provinces surrounding the capital of Neu Berlin, when his personal assitant and slave, the very attractive Claudia zu Gernstein walked up to him and said "My Lord, you should see this." and handed him a document regarding the DoubleWideville crusade. Reading through the document, he took one of the candels and burned the paper and said "Hm. This country is already torn by a civil war started by Christians. It must be this nation who is responsible.".

To: King David
From: Emperor Julius Heide
You will cease all preparations for your crusade. If you fail to comply, swift and decisive action will be taken to humiliate and enslave your people. I am the one and only god.

Generally speaking the Foreign Secretary paid no attention to the various "anouncement" messages the small nations of the world were so fond of putting out. But when a junior analyst forwarded such a message to his mates who forwarded it on to thier managers he couldn't help but notice. While this message would never make it on to the top 100 daft anouncements chart it did warrant a little bit of attention which was why the Secretary now sat facing the section head responsible.

" Hhmmm this lot appear more than a little bit papish don't they? What with all this pontifex and theocracy nonsense."

"Yes sir it certainly appears this way but to be honest we can't seem to a get a straight read on them. They talk about fundementalism and Western european traditions which does seem to indicate some sort of Lutheran or Calvinist background but they seem a bit organised and heiratical to be Prodies or Presbyterians."

" Ach well it likely doesn't really matter. Send them the usual "Welcome to The World" fruit basket, our greetings, contact details for the Orders and what ever nations come up at the top of the Christian nutters list and... Yes ask them if they fancy sending some troops to come and fight real life daemon worshipers in Tribalia. Oh and you might want to politely suggest they chnage the direction of this crusade from military to happy joy clappiness and being helpful to people, throw in a guarantee of soverity if they promise to behave themselves."

To: King David II DoubleWideville

From: Dictator Scharfetter of East Lithuania

King David,

Your actions have had us put you under Level 1 lock. If you make any hostile move, we will give you but one warning to pull out or we will be forced to intervene. While my grandparents belief are the same as yours, even they do not agree with your actions to raise a worldwide theocracy.

Dictator Scharfetter

Official Orbathian Message:

For the sake of your nation I hope you do not attempt to precede with any form of actual action. As humans, we are free to chose what we worship and what we believe in. If there was a god, he would not try to force his principles upon people. Rather, they would recognize his greatness and choose to warship him or her freely. For your sake, I hope your threats are empty. 97% of Orbathians are atheists and will not have principles forced upon them.

Official Fordockian Response

Cease and desist at once or we shall ask for GOOD's* intervention


*Huge new alliance of over 50 countries I think.

Telegraph Room, Royal Temple, City of the Blessed

Mitch was half asleep when the message came. He checked it twice before bringing it to the attention of his superior. "Sir, this messages seams a little disturbing," Mitch said.
"Let me see it," said Jim, Mitch's supervisor, as he took the message from Mitch. He read the first line before crumpling up the piece of paper and tossing it into the trashcan. "Mitch, what have I told you before about bothering me with trivial messages."
"But sir it sounded very threatening."
"Threatening!" Jim shouted as he started to laugh. "Did you read who the message was from?"
"Yes, what does that have to do with anything?" asked Mitch.
"It's just the rantings of some crazy dictator trying to scam people out of money, or land, or trying to get some attention. I've seen it a million times, its all talk. If I bothered his holiness with every little message we received from some crackpot dictator, he'd have had me shot years ago. It's like poker you need to know when people are bluffing and when they serious. When you've been here as long as I have you learn these things. Now stop wasting my time and get back to your station," Jim said as he patted Mitch on the back, knowing he had passed on some real wisdom to Mitch.

Communication from the Empire

URGENT

The United Empire of Parthenopaea condemns the actions taken by DoubleWideville. Consider this a formal end of relations between our two sovereign nations.

Thank you,

His Excellency, Emperor Konrad of the Parthenopaean United Empire

OFFICIAL AROMANIAN GOVERNMENT STATEMENT
personal statement of the President


Gtfo Doomani imposter.

Signed,
Alexandru Karamata

your pitiful religous beliefs arfe sillly and weak my religoun of The Khala is superior to all as we believe that the only way to reach the Khala end is to die in combat

Official Response from the Borderlands of Darlindar

The Borderlands of Darlindar are both outraged and shocked by DoubleWideville deceleration of a Crusade. This reply should be considered a warning by the Atheist nation, if any attempt of such a Crusade is made, the Borderlands of Darlindar will respond with swift, and merciless force.

From
-The First Honored Secretary
-To his Great Ranger-General
-Defender and shield of the lands of Darlindar
-Sword of the right-hand of the most revered Imperial majesty, Highest Lord Crennent
-Sworn of the Dragon, Keeper of the Crown, Heir to the Golden Throne