NationStates Jolt Archive

HAIL THE DICTATOR!!!!!!!!

Greetings. We are the dictatorship of Kazulia! We have not been on the international stage yet, but we hope to make alliances and trade with other nations. My name is the dictator. Nothing more, nothing less. My nation has existed since 1972. I am very fond of unusual means of execution such as gladiatorial combat and cruel beatings.

Let me just say I am somewhat "aquanted" Mr. Ingram J. Hasley, who I have known and hated for his morality. I was brutally wounded. It was all because of him that I lost all my skin on the left side of my face and body. I would prefer not to devolge details of my deformity. It was replaced with mechanized parts. I say, GOOD DAY TO YOU!

OOC- I am not Cazelia. But we are good freinds RL

HAIL THE DICTATOR!!!!!!!!

Greetings. We are the dictatorship of Kazulia! We have not been on the international stage yet, but we hope to make alliances and trade with other nations. My name is the dictator. Nothing more, nothing less. My nation has existed since 1972. I am very fond of unusual means of execution such as gladiatorial combat and cruel beatings.
OOC- I am not Cazelia. But we are good freinds RL

hello this is the theocracy of Rogue Protoss, my people also enjoy gladiator fights and usually have a few hundred prisoners beat each other to death a la CONDEMNED, plus we don't care about what your political system is so we will trade, our main cash crops are coal, argus and foodstuffs

Holy fucking shit

Sincerely,
James Hogart
~President~

Premier Marshal David Mondol heard the news of a new nation introducing itself on the international stage.

The Erusean dictator began to ponder. To invade, or not to invade... Ahh screw it, he thought, won't even bother...

unless The Dictator allows free and open elections and the abolishment of the death penalty, the Allied States of Gilimonster will not trade with the dictatorship of Kazulia and will in fact impose sanctions on luxuries and any goods used for military purposes.

Lord Sumguy read the announcment on his pc, and shook his head. How on earth do so many insane men manage to take over entire countries? After pondering the question for a moment, he moved on to check the local weather.

THe tiny dictatorship caught the Emperor's eye as he read the latest issue of NS Leaders Weekly.

"Goodness. THis seems perfectly ripe for an invasion. It'd make a swell colony too. Oh well. Can't be invading every meaningless dictatorship. Oh! THey're having a sale on nuclear submarines!"

The Emperor of Xiscapia saw the nation, a tiny blemish in a sea of large, freedom loving nations. "Someone," he mused "needs to remove that thing from the face of this planet. Gladiatorial combat. he shook his head. Honestly! What is the world coming too? He TGed a friend of his to see if perhaps he wanted to invade the tiny nation, then moved onto more important business.

hello this is the theocracy of Rogue Protoss, my people also enjoy gladiator fights and usually have a few hundred prisoners beat each other to death a la CONDEMNED, plus we don't care about what your political system is so we will trade, our main cash crops are coal, argus and foodstuffs

We have extensive uranium and weapons stockpiles which we could trade with you. Also, we find you method of execution igenius. I should try it some time

^The DICTATOR^

We have extensive uranium and weapons stockpiles which we could trade with you. Also, we find you method of execution igenius. I should try it some time

^The DICTATOR^

thank you we need the uranium to build power plants and the weapons to arm all of our pro goverment milita

To: Dictator... someone... of Kazulia
From: Dictator Scharfetter of East Lithuania

To whom it may concearn;

We bid you greeings and welcome as a new nation. We noticed your announcment and decided to extend friendly arms to a small nation. While we do not practice your correctionary tactics, we accept them nonetheless. How about we establish trading rights between our nations? We have many resources to offer and would accept any sort of import.

Dictator Scharfetter
East Lithuania

Confirmed. Thank you

http://usera.imagecave.com/CaptainDeath/VariousShazbotdom/ForeignAffairsMinisterSeal.gif
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR LARRY WILLIAMS
We are somewhat concerned about your nation as it has approached the international community. We are curious as to your oppinions on the following subjects. Your oppinions and answers are crutial to if the Shazbotdom Empire puts you on our black list for travel, trade and other items or give our civilians the green light to do any sort of business with you.


Subjects:
Communism, Socialism, Marxism:
Free Market Trade:
Diplomatic Immunity:
Deporation of Foreign Nationals:
Nuclear/Cemical/Biological Weapons: