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The Empire of Romans who hate Terror has declared war on the Protectorate of Alkatine Two.

The people of Kylernia will not take any side in this conflict until the causes of this so called war are established.

Recommended Reading by 1-800 HELP-A-N00B (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=408855)

The operator peered at the Caller ID, it said "Romans who hate terror", and he said "I guess I'm the one who's picking it up huh?"

Hello? You've reached 1-800 HELP-A-N00B, a free service to new players of nationstates, we've just heard you've declared war on a nation slightly smaller then you. You've shown some N00bish leanings in your posts, and you might want to brush up on your grammar. We've included a booklet of Tips to help you play the game better. THank you, and good day." The operator lowered the receiver and rolled his eyes and said "I've gotten 2 calls like this today.." He walked up and got his morning coffee, a long day of answering N00bs awaited him..

OOC - Points for Cazorinstan

IC:

Read the stickies. Click the link. Perhaps pick a less cumbersome name?

To: Romans who hate terror
From: The National Sozialist Reich of Lyncanthropia

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We the National Sozialist Reich does not take any side at the momment on this war declaration. But we would like to know reasons from Romans and other defense from the attacked nation. We appeal for the use of diplomacy before you two go to war.

If Roman attacks Alkaline without any good reasons, Lyncanthropia will see this as an act of terror, and will send military aid for Alkaline.

Regards,
Führer Damyo Kruder

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War! huh-yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh

War! huh-yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y'all

War! huh good God
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me?

Ohhh? War! I despise
Because it means destruction?
Of innocent lives

War means tears
to thousands of mothers eyes
When their sons go to fight
and lose their lives

I said - War! Huh Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again

War! Whoa, Lord ...
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me?

War! It ain't nothing but a heartbreaker
War! Friend only to the undertaker
War! It's an enemy to all mankind
The thought of war blows my mind

War has caused unrest in the younger generation
Induction then destruction-
Who wants to die?

Ohhh? War Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it, Say it, Say it

War! Uh-huh Yeah - Huh!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me?

War! It ain't nothing but a heartbreaker
War! It's got one friend, that's the undertaker
War has shattered many a young mans dreams
Made him disabled bitter and mean
Life is much to precious to spend fighting wars these days
War can't give life, it can only take it away

War! Huh Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again

War! Whoa, Lord ...
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me?

War! It ain't nothing but a heartbreaker
War! Friend only to the undertaker
Peace Love and Understanding;
tell me, is there no place for them today?
They say we must fight to keep our freedom
But Lord knows there's got to be a better way

War! Huh Good God y'all
What is it good for?
You tell me
Say it, Say it, Say it

War! Huh Good God y'all
What is it good for?
Stand up and shout it.
Nothing!

Aperture Science thanks you for listening to this message.
Have a nice day.

OOC: Read thy Stickies thou N00b.

OOC: Read thy Stickies thou N00b.

OOC: That's a bit too harsh Ryou, I did it in a funny, polite way.

A report landed on the desk of the ALfegos Ministry of New Player Relations's minister.
"It appears that we have another new player. What is the situation rating?"
"I would give it a yellow, sir."
"Good. There will be no need to fire the ICNIMs."
"Remind me again sir what they are."
"The InterContinental N00B Ignore Missiles."
"Of course sir."
"But inform the Moderators that a deletion strike may be in order."
"Of course sir."
"Finally, do we need to send out the standard message?"
"No sir, the other LBCSs have sent them out."
"Does that stand for "Last Bastions of Common Sense", sir?"
"Of course it does. Now get me a coffee."

OOC: Hey instead of acting like jerks and calling him a noob and making fun of him in IC when you clearly mean to do it in OOC, why not just tell him to read the stickies and I don't know not act like jerks? I didn't see any overt godmoding. No " ZOMG I NUKE EVERYBODIES LOLZ!@!!!1". Just a guy who delcared war on someone else without any reasons. Not as bad as some other new players that have posted.