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The Prok Kitten is an adorrable animal that comes from the world of Prok, a lightly populated world under Binarian control. The Prok Kitten has been breed to be calm, friendly and genticaly modified to be smart and loyal. When born they are the size of fully grown domestic feline, and when mature the size of a Great Dane. They have a lifespan of 7 standard years. They are Omnivores but prefere red meat and poultry to vegatables. They are alregic to soy, rice and wheat.

Reporduction
Prok Kitten have litters bewteen 10-14 Kittens at a time and when borne they can see. They have a gestration peroid of 12 standard months and will be fully mature in 5 years.

Customer Service
All Prok Kittens have atracking service that bordcasts it postion when activated by a remote that is given to the owner of a 1st generation Prok Kitten. All 2nd generation Prok Kittens will have trackings systems produced by the customer's government. The Binarian Aerospace Corporation is not responsible for any acton taken by Prok Kittens.


12xProk Kittens- one standard month old- 600 USD
1xProk Kitten-50 USD
100xSpecialy trained attack trained security Prok Kittens -20,000 USD

Firstly their life span is so terribly short, only 7 years, and only mature by age 5 - that is a very short operational life span. And for a gestation period of 12 months, selling then at only a month old..are their immune systems fully mature, are they completely weaned at a month? hase their mother efven begun to teach them the basics of being Prok kittens?

I would be worried about compromised immune systems, behavorial problems, and their short life span. I do not know if I am willing to invest in one or more without some satisfactory answers to my questions.

Firstly their life span is so terribly short, only 7 years, and only mature by age 5 - that is a very short operational life span. And for a gestation period of 12 months, selling then at only a month old..are their immune systems fully mature, are they completely weaned at a month? hase their mother efven begun to teach them the basics of being Prok kittens?

I would be worried about compromised immune systems, behavorial problems, and their short life span. I do not know if I am willing to invest in one or more without some satisfactory answers to my questions.

They are completed weened upon 1 month and by that time they havelearned how to be Prok Kittens fully. They learn very quickly. The longer Gesation peroid alongs for them to devlope 99% of all body functions including the immune system. They're short life span is unforunately a side effect of the domestication process. Wild Prok Kittens have life span of 21 years. Further breeding with wild specimens may increase the life span. We hope your questions have been answered.

Question, what would be the price for pregnant wild Prok kittens females, and males as well?

Question, what would be the price for pregnant wild Prok kittens females, and males as well?

They are not avalable at this time. They are very violent creatures and hard to train, which is why minnor gentic modifcation was required.

The Navguard Metropolitan Zoo is always interested in extratirestrial species to increase the diversity of our exhibits. The Zoo would like to purchase a starting population of 12 one-month-old Prok Kittens for 600 USD.

Binary... wtf?

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The Constitutional Monarchy of Bretonia
Office of the Trade & Industry Minister



While one is certain that these animals make absolutely adorable pets, one is somewhat confused as to their relevance to the interstellar diplomatic community. Surely, such an advertisement would be better served on commercial wavelengths, rather than clogging up the inboxes of government officials in this manner? If nothing else, one would be liable to sell more of the beasts on the commercial market than they ever could on diplomatic channels.

Regardless, Her Majesty's Customs & Excise do not permit the unauthorised shipping of biological cargo into Bretonian space, and these animals will be placed in immediate and indefinite quarantine when found. Due to their genetically modified nature these creatures would be classified as illegal under Bretonian law, and likely destroyed. Any ships caught carrying these animals in Bretonian space will be impounded, and their crews arrested.

And this government shall certainly would not be offering any tracking devices "produced by the customer's government", even if these beasts were legal - such a statement implies socialism, and would probably be best removed from your advertisement.

Ergo, it is advised that the Binarian Aerospace Corporation does not make any efforts to market their product here.

Sincerely,

R. Bennett

Trade and Industry Minister Roger Bennett
The Constitutional Monarchy of Bretonia

The Navguard Metropolitan Zoo's order has been confirmed. As a free gift we are donating an addiational 5,000 fully devolped Prok Kittens as pets for your nation's children.

SIC:

BAC Corporate Headquaters, Binaria City, Binaria

In his office ont he top floor oif the BAC Building in Binarian City, Jack Therosai wassiting behind his desk reading a report on the progress of Project Prok Kitten. "Pheramone exposure sends them on feeding frenzy eating anything organic in sight, leading to the death of several researchers." He muttered to him self as the door opened. In walked Thomas Jacobson, head of the Prok Kitten project. Jack looked up as the door shut." Tom, take a seat." Gesturing to the chair across from him. " ows the Prok Kitten Project coming? I heard bout the death of several of the researchers." Thomas was silent for a moment. "These pheramones make them go insane, we had to put down all subjects exposed to them. But what's worse is the side effects of their creation. When we orginally created them, anything they bite would be infected with the same virus we used to create them. The pheramones turn the the gene producing it back on. They have shown the incredable regenerative properties." Tom explained, while taking out a pocket projector showing the experiments. Jack paused to take in this new information. "So, what your saying is that they are more dangerous than we created them to be?" Tom was distracted, watching a researcher get ripped to pieces, and a BAC marine opening fire on the Prok Kitten. "That is exaltly what I am saying Jack. Have any orders come in?" Jack flipped his screen around showed the order forms. So far its just Tidan but I think that after the first few orders are recivied, we will get more orders, but from a different market." Tom got up and walked over to the window, and looked out at the now setting sun. "Are the tracking chips outfitted with the injectors yet?" Jack walked over and put his hand on his shoulder."Yes, everything is ready. The ones' we are donating timers will go off in 3 weeks of arriving into the new owners arms."

ooc: mmm this gives me a very fun idea for an rp. so a few curiousity points. the pheremones are injected or are from victims? and the virus turns the kittens and victims into vicious blood thirsty monsters?


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The unexpected arrival of several thousand additional specimins was not a welcome surprise, however, requests to return them were refused. Dangerous pets, especially those not native to Ti, were very strictly controlled. Until the study of the dozen in the zoo concluded they were safe for release into the general population they would be kept in quarantine. The 5000 extra cats were moved to one of Tidan's secure colony worlds. Once there they were put under armed guard, however, with that many live animals a few could easily go missing without anyone noticing.

ooc: mmm this gives me a very fun idea for an rp. so a few curiousity points. the pheremones are injected or are from victims? and the virus turns the kittens and victims into vicious blood thirsty monsters?


OOC: the Pheremones are injected from what is suposed to be the tracking device. The Virus is something similar to a cross between the T-virus from Resident Evil and the rage virus from the 28(blank) later series. The whole Idea was a test bed for a new weapon to use in tropical ecosystems, before sending my troops in to soften up enemy defenses and lower troop morale.

OOC: Hah! It was like... a premonition. You see, having laws against genetically engineered animals and strict import controls IS a good thing!

ooc: That was exactly what I was hoping for binary. :)