NationStates Jolt Archive

Do you have the idea of the next block buster action? Perhaps the new moving drama, do you think your comedy will have your audience laughing till their guts hurt? Then Black Hawk Films want's your ideas. If you want to write, direct, produce, or star you can send in your pitches to us and we will see if we can't craft a movie out of it yet. We'll take pitches whether or not your are established in the industry you can bring us a pitch directly at our studio in Kanami or send us your ideas at: www.blackhawkfilmsltd.com Please include name where your from and best method to reach you.

You can send us completed projects or projects you would like developed. If you have a completed film you would like to send us please tell us if you would like the film rated in Kanami or not. Usually you will be made aware of the ceritficate in 7-10 buisness days (NS TIME 1 day or an hour oocly)

What? You mean there is another blockbuster film pitch. Well first come first serve!

Princes of Astrea
Theme: Romance Comedy
Punchline: Going where no man has gone before...really!
"Cues pictures of 3 guys hoisting a single flag iwo jima style with the male gender symbol on top of the hill"
Synopsis: Astrea Hill, one of the most prestigous Boarding All girls Academy, three schools dedicated to excellence. It was a place where no guy was allowed on the hill and as a result many girls have became infatuated with one another. That was until 17 year old Sparda Paradiso under a dare to go to the hill and make love with at least one student there and Angelus Aeneid under a different Dare was sent to stop the womanizer from making a move and Rei Kurohagane, who is basically caught up in between all of this. Based on the popular Novel Strawberry Panic, Princes of Astrea is about to begin what is seems to be a battle to become king of the hill!
Rated PG-14A for Coarse Language, crude humor, strong sexual themes.

By: Fernandez Higula
From: South Lizasauria

Wermz: Sci-fi, horror

Plot:
When South Lizasauria's starfleet discovers a new planet they send a task force to survey it. Once there the entire task force finds themselves in a life threatening situation as they fight alien worms that do a variety or sick things including: going into someones brain and controlling them, chest-popping and impregnating female officers which makes them birth fully grown hybrids (xtro style) Also to make things worse ghosts from the planet being surveyed begin to haunt the ships, they possess and kill many more members and then cause poltergeist activity as well as drive many of our heroes mad.

Spoiler: One of the remaining female crew members is impregnated by a "worm" while being terrorized by a ghost, once she regained full consiousness she had no memory of the worm going inside of her meaning that there's a high chance there'll be an apocalyptic break-out on Cruscion. (for the sequel)

Climax: The remaining commanding officer has to sacrifice himself to save whats left of the crew so they can return to Cruscion. (Reformer South Lizasaurian Home world)



Rated R: for foul language, blood, gore, sexual themes and general scariness.

Title Ur Mom
By The Fordockian Comedy Institute
Genre Satirical Comedy
Marketing Phrase Teh Internets in ur life?!
Plot The Plot of this Satirical movie is when a young boy confused at life and frustrated by misinterpreting body language and such finds a genie. He has but 1 wish and the wishing for wishes is not allowed. So he wishes everyone would spake in chat speak. With his new found ability to understand the boy becomes president. The movie continues with regular political occurrences until eventually the boy realizes that he needs to rescind his wish and accept his problems to save the world from a massive nuclear war as all the thinly concealed insults are put in plain and can no longer be ignored.
Comedy Satire Element The Depiction of politics is considered hilarious especially the opening scene in which you see a conversation go like this
"We would appreciate if you would do this so that we can avoid war."
"We would enjoy doing this but how can we without harming your country"
Then the change happens and the first representative says
"UR MOM"
Rating AAR13 For Repeated Strong Language, Sexual Crudity, and Graphic descriptions of Sexual acts.

OOC - My country is into censorship or such and tends to give low ratings to everything. For most people it would be a R. Our Rating says Available to all Recommended 13 or older.

Title:Inter-NET

By Calvin Clily (produceer of the hit comedy "paper world") from South Lizasuaria

Genre: Satirical Comedy

Marketing Phrase: Don't worry man! *cocks gun* We're from the internet!

Plot: An international anti-terror squad known as "Inter-National. Elite. Terror-busters" takes on the responsibility of "fixing the world" They are mainly made up of Reformer Allied nations:Toori, South Lizasauria and their allies. After Vugglar (Grecian dictator) threatens the world, its up to the Inter N. E. T. squad with their super suits and stereotypical "we are the good empire that conquers certain lands for the welfare of the world, and the Grecians are teh ebil ones" attitude.

Climax: Vugglar falls onto a First Waver South Lizasaurian (the other empire that is soviet as opposed to the Meritocratic Reformers) who is tying his shoe, his old First Grecian war helmet then hacks Vugglar's head off, however the audience is shocked to find a rat crawl out of Vugglars head shouting "this is not the end of Vugglar! I shall return with more power! It is at that point they discover Vgglar was a mutant alien rat controlling a cybernetic body that looked human.


Comedy Satire Element: This movie was made in the time period when South Lizasauria and it's allies took on the "duty" of "policing the world in response to the tyanny and oppression in other nations. This movie was condemned by some religious leaders in South Lizasauria who supported this military movement due to the fact that it was prophesied that South Lizasauria would bring peace to the South Lizasaurian people through pan-South Lizasaurianism (Not all the South Lizasaurian states were under the Reformer Meritocratic empire at this time) Many military leaders and government officials got mad at it but still allowed it to be watched due to fact that it makes fun of other nations as well, especially those seen as below those who are part of the empire. The main thing that makes this movie hilarious is the fact that throughout the whole movie the characters a all origame. All the people and charafcters are made of paper folded and colored in a certain way that you can tell what they're wearing, what gender they are ect.

Rated PG-13 for nasty offensive humor, blood and violence, strong language and sexual themes.

Are these pitches already produced, or are these projects you would like us to develop?

We are really curious because most of you are applying certificates (ratings). Either way BHFL will produce and distribute.

Thank you
Execs

Are these pitches already produced, or are these projects you would like us to develop?

We are really curious because most of you are applying certificates (ratings). Either way BHFL will producer and distribute.

Thank you
Execs

IC:

We have already produced and rated them in our nation, we wish to share our works with the world, and have it rated by their standards. However due to the most recent laws passed, if it is rated too harshly, to save face we would be forced to make it illegal for any of these films to be shown outside the border by any of our citezens.

Very well your film will be distributed. Submission for certification in Kanami will be left up to you

Are these pitches already produced, or are these projects you would like us to develop?

We are really curious because most of you are applying certificates (ratings). Either way BHFL will producer and distribute.

Thank you
Execs

Already Created. Just looking for international distribution. Besides it is fun to make fun of the capitalists.

Here's a pitch:
How about a remake of All Quiet on the Western Front?

Title Ur Mom
By The Fordockian Comedy Institute
Genre Satirical Comedy
Marketing Phrase Teh Internets in ur life?!
Plot The Plot of this Satirical movie is when a young boy confused at life and frustrated by misinterpreting body language and such finds a genie. He has but 1 wish and the wishing for wishes is not allowed. So he wishes everyone would spake in chat speak. With his new found ability to understand the boy becomes president. The movie continues with regular political occurrences until eventually the boy realizes that he needs to rescind his wish and accept his problems to save the world from a massive nuclear war as all the thinly concealed insults are put in plain and can no longer be ignored.
Comedy Satire Element The Depiction of politics is considered hilarious especially the opening scene in which you see a conversation go like this
"We would appreciate if you would do this so that we can avoid war."
"We would enjoy doing this but how can we without harming your country"
Then the change happens and the first representative says
"UR MOM"
Rating AAR13 For Repeated Strong Language, Sexual Crudity, and Graphic descriptions of Sexual acts.

OOC - My country is into censorship or such and tends to give low ratings to everything. For most people it would be a R. Our Rating says Available to all Recommended 13 or older.


Black Hawk Films Ltd. Is happy to release your film in Kanami. Submission for rating is optional and we generally like to ask.

Very well your film will be distributed. Submission for certification in Kanami will be left up to you

IC:

We would like it certified.

Okay all future films will be submitted unless you are unsatisfied with the raitng. You will be made aware of the certificate in about 7-10 business days.

I got an idea for a movie, and it goes like this. Check it out, there's this guy who gets his finger caught in a bottle of mister pib! And he goes on adventures, I think this could be big! Is it too soon to whisper oscar? Put a happy ending there this thing will right itself I swear, all we need are some meetings and a lead.

By: Fernandez Higula
From: South Lizasauria

Wermz: Sci-fi, horror

Plot:
When South Lizasauria's starfleet discovers a new planet they send a task force to survey it. Once there the entire task force finds themselves in a life threatening situation as they fight alien worms that do a variety or sick things including: going into someones brain and controlling them, chest-popping and impregnating female officers which makes them birth fully grown hybrids (xtro style) Also to make things worse ghosts from the planet being surveyed begin to haunt the ships, they possess and kill many more members and then cause poltergeist activity as well as drive many of our heroes mad.

Spoiler: One of the remaining female crew members is impregnated by a "worm" while being terrorized by a ghost, once she regained full consiousness she had no memory of the worm going inside of her meaning that there's a high chance there'll be an apocalyptic break-out on Cruscion. (for the sequel)

Climax: The remaining commanding officer has to sacrifice himself to save whats left of the crew so they can return to Cruscion. (Reformer South Lizasaurian Home world)



Rated R: for foul language, blood, gore, sexual themes and general scariness.

Film is ready for distribution:
Release Date: 10/7
Certificate: R For Strong grisly Sci-Fi vioence, language, sexual conent and terror

Title:Inter-NET

By Calvin Clily (produceer of the hit comedy "paper world") from South Lizasuaria

Genre: Satirical Comedy

Marketing Phrase: Don't worry man! *cocks gun* We're from the internet!

Plot: An international anti-terror squad known as "Inter-National. Elite. Terror-busters" takes on the responsibility of "fixing the world" They are mainly made up of Reformer Allied nations:Toori, South Lizasauria and their allies. After Vugglar (Grecian dictator) threatens the world, its up to the Inter N. E. T. squad with their super suits and stereotypical "we are the good empire that conquers certain lands for the welfare of the world, and the Grecians are teh ebil ones" attitude.

Climax: Vugglar falls onto a First Waver South Lizasaurian (the other empire that is soviet as opposed to the Meritocratic Reformers) who is tying his shoe, his old First Grecian war helmet then hacks Vugglar's head off, however the audience is shocked to find a rat crawl out of Vugglars head shouting "this is not the end of Vugglar! I shall return with more power! It is at that point they discover Vgglar was a mutant alien rat controlling a cybernetic body that looked human.


Comedy Satire Element: This movie was made in the time period when South Lizasauria and it's allies took on the "duty" of "policing the world in response to the tyanny and oppression in other nations. This movie was condemned by some religious leaders in South Lizasauria who supported this military movement due to the fact that it was prophesied that South Lizasauria would bring peace to the South Lizasaurian people through pan-South Lizasaurianism (Not all the South Lizasaurian states were under the Reformer Meritocratic empire at this time) Many military leaders and government officials got mad at it but still allowed it to be watched due to fact that it makes fun of other nations as well, especially those seen as below those who are part of the empire. The main thing that makes this movie hilarious is the fact that throughout the whole movie the characters a all origame. All the people and charafcters are made of paper folded and colored in a certain way that you can tell what they're wearing, what gender they are ect.

Rated PG-13 for nasty offensive humor, blood and violence, strong language and sexual themes.

Film is ready for distribution
Release Date: 10/10
Certificate: MA-15 for Crude and rude humor, bloody violence, strong language and sexual content

I got an idea for a movie, and it goes like this. Check it out, there's this guy who gets his finger caught in a bottle of mister pib! And he goes on adventures, I think this could be big! Is it too soon to whisper oscar? Put a happy ending there this thing will right itself I swear, all we need are some meetings and a lead.

BHFL thanks you for it's pitch and will begin production

Title: Hungry Warriors

By: The Konig Brothers: Walter & Bernard

Synopsis: Brian Popwell, former worl eating champion dropped out of the game after a tragic eating competition which claimed the life of his best friend and protege, Todd. Several years later, the same man that drove his protege to eat himself to death has become a four-time champion and no hope exists for anyone else to challenge Tommy Ming, the notorious and ruthless "Asian Eater". Forced from retirement, fueled by revenge he sets out on an epic journey of redeption, facing his fears and inhibitions as well as finding love in the form of a simple waitress named Janet Reed. Training relentlessly with a "Hunger Coach", He squares off against some of the most outlandish and challenging foes such as a monster of a man, painted in green calling himself "The Incredible Bulk" as well as numerous other adversaries on his way to stand against Ming.

Climax: Brian and Ming finally meet for a climactic finale at the end of the world eating championship. The food of choice: Hot Dogs. When all hope seems lost and his stomach near bursting, Ming dies in mid chew of his last hot dog. Brian wins by barely finishing his last one and his thusly, the champion.

Rated: R for foul language and some drug use.

Title: Hungry Warriors

By: The Konig Brothers: Walter & Bernard

Synopsis: Brian Popwell, former worl eating champion dropped out of the game after a tragic eating competition which claimed the life of his best friend and protege, Todd. Several years later, the same man that drove his protege to eat himself to death has become a four-time champion and no hope exists for anyone else to challenge Tommy Ming, the notorious and ruthless "Asian Eater". Forced from retirement, fueled by revenge he sets out on an epic journey of redeption, facing his fears and inhibitions as well as finding love in the form of a simple waitress named Janet Reed. Training relentlessly with a "Hunger Coach", He squares off against some of the most outlandish and challenging foes such as a monster of a man, painted in green calling himself "The Incredible Bulk" as well as numerous other adversaries on his way to stand against Ming.

Climax: Brian and Ming finally meet for a climactic finale at the end of the world eating championship. The food of choice: Hot Dogs. When all hope seems lost and his stomach near bursting, Ming dies in mid chew of his last hot dog. Brian wins by barely finishing his last one and his thusly, the champion.

Rated: R for foul language and some drug use.


Your movie has been accepted and will be submitted for Certification

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(In)famous Murran Author Yevgeniy Eksedrin wishes to suggest that his critically acclaimed (?) novel, The Giant Ants from Outer Space Who Attacked Earth and Ate Everyone But the Seven Brave Heroes of the Murran People's Guard Who Defeated Them And Reclaimed the Planet For Humankind, be filmed and released. This novel, 370 pages long, describes a single and particularly boring day in the life of a supermarket cashier named Mikhail Robyanetko, with extremely realistic depictions of him waking up, eating breakfast, going to work, et cetera. Most notorious is the long passage in which Robyanetko (our narrator) describes every single customer that passed through his line and everything they bought.

Comrade Eksedrin described his novel: "There's no real plot. There's no philosophy, no deeper message; no moral. Hell, most of it consists of a bunch of store receipts. That's its genius." Eksedrin believes that, since the novel contains no violence and no sexual content save several pages of daydreams that are identifiable because all content on the page has been blacked out with markers, it will be suitable for audiences of all ages. And the title ought to drag a few people in.

(In)famous Murran Author Yevgeniy Eksedrin wishes to suggest that his critically acclaimed (?) novel, The Giant Ants from Outer Space Who Attacked Earth and Ate Everyone But the Seven Brave Heroes of the Murran People's Guard Who Defeated Them And Reclaimed the Planet For Humankind, be filmed and released. This novel, 370 pages long, describes a single and particularly boring day in the life of a supermarket cashier named Mikhail Robyanetko, with extremely realistic depictions of him waking up, eating breakfast, going to work, et cetera. Most notorious is the long passage in which Robyanetko (our narrator) describes every single customer that passed through his line and everything they bought.

Comrade Eksedrin described his novel: "There's no real plot. There's no philosophy, no deeper message; no moral. Hell, most of it consists of a bunch of store receipts. That's its genius." Eksedrin believes that, since the novel contains no violence and no sexual content save several pages of daydreams that are identifiable because all content on the page has been blacked out with markers, it will be suitable for audiences of all ages. And the title ought to drag a few people in.


IC: Somehow INTEL found out about this film and decided to start using it as torture for POWs, by forcing them to watch it for hours straight over and over but to do that the film would have to be distributed in South Lizasauria. The South Lizasaurian government then announced that they would distribute this film if they had the Murran authors' approval.

Comrade Eksedrin demands at least ten percent of the total profits from this movie as royalties, and also insists upon performing the musical soundtrack upon his outdated Yamaha DX-92173. If you wish to negotiate with Comrade Eksedrin, please contact his agent/bodyguard, Sergeant Poül "Bonecrusher" Harddasz.

Comrade Eksedrin demands at least ten percent of the total profits from this movie as royalties, and also insists upon performing the musical soundtrack upon his outdated Yamaha DX-92173. If you wish to negotiate with Comrade Eksedrin, please contact his agent/bodyguard, Sergeant Poül "Bonecrusher" Harddasz.

IC:

It's a deal! :)

(In)famous Murran Author Yevgeniy Eksedrin wishes to suggest that his critically acclaimed (?) novel, The Giant Ants from Outer Space Who Attacked Earth and Ate Everyone But the Seven Brave Heroes of the Murran People's Guard Who Defeated Them And Reclaimed the Planet For Humankind, be filmed and released. This novel, 370 pages long, describes a single and particularly boring day in the life of a supermarket cashier named Mikhail Robyanetko, with extremely realistic depictions of him waking up, eating breakfast, going to work, et cetera. Most notorious is the long passage in which Robyanetko (our narrator) describes every single customer that passed through his line and everything they bought.

Comrade Eksedrin described his novel: "There's no real plot. There's no philosophy, no deeper message; no moral. Hell, most of it consists of a bunch of store receipts. That's its genius." Eksedrin believes that, since the novel contains no violence and no sexual content save several pages of daydreams that are identifiable because all content on the page has been blacked out with markers, it will be suitable for audiences of all ages. And the title ought to drag a few people in.

This is an ambitious project. However it will have to be severly reduced when adapted into a screenplay. 370 pages is much to long, and the title is too long. It is likely to obtain a G rating if we stick to the basics. But based upon the content of the novel it will take some ammount of time to write it, cast it, then finally produce it. We do accept your pitch however, just don't count on a faithful adaption.

IC:

It's a deal! :)

Comrade Eksedrin was quoted as saying, "Mua ha ha ha ha! My plot for world domination is succeedi.... wait, is this thing on?"

This is an ambitious project. However it will have to be severly reduced when adapted into a screenplay. 370 pages is much to long, and the title is too long. It is likely to obtain a G rating if we stick to the basics. But based upon the content of the novel it will take some ammount of time to write it, cast it, then finally produce it. We do accept your pitch however, just don't count on a faithful adaption.

Comrade Eksedrin has received a counter-offer from South Lizasauria that promises to be a good deal more faithful to the original, and therefore wishes to withdraw his pitch. He apologises greatly, understanding that you did greatly wish to produce this film (as would any sensible film company); and he will definitely send you a courtesy copy of the film once it has been produced in full length, along with an autographed copy of the novel.

If you like Black Hawk Films Ltd. Can still act as distributor when the film is released.

Comrade Eksedrin was quoted as saying, "Mua ha ha ha ha! My plot for world domination is succeedi.... wait, is this thing on?"

(ministry of torture)-Some backwater base in an evil looking location (gnarled trees, bats, thunder lightning, ect)

Minister of torture: Have those incredibly boring films arrived.

XO: Yes sir!

Minishter:[mr. burns] Excellent. *lightning* [mr.burns/] Finally we can actually torture someone without violating the genova code. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! *lightning, thunder*

DUNNNNN DUNNNNN DUNNNNN

So didnt PoA fit your standard?

What? You mean there is another blockbuster film pitch. Well first come first serve!

Princes of Astrea
Theme: Romance Comedy
Punchline: Going where no man has gone before...really!
"Cues pictures of 3 guys hoisting a single flag iwo jima style with the male gender symbol on top of the hill"
Synopsis: Astrea Hill, one of the most prestigous Boarding All girls Academy, three schools dedicated to excellence. It was a place where no guy was allowed on the hill and as a result many girls have became infatuated with one another. That was until 17 year old Sparda Paradiso under a dare to go to the hill and make love with at least one student there and Angelus Aeneid under a different Dare was sent to stop the womanizer from making a move and Rei Kurohagane, who is basically caught up in between all of this. Based on the popular Novel Strawberry Panic, Princes of Astrea is about to begin what is seems to be a battle to become king of the hill!
Rated PG-14A for Coarse Language, crude humor, strong sexual themes.

We do apologize for the delay there was a hold up in the ratings board. Your film has certified a strong NC-17 rating in Kanami. If you do not approve please let us know so we can appeal and/or edit. Keep in mind though NC-17 films are wide in circulation but it is a restrictive rating.

OOC: We should RP these movies. ;) LOL Or at least the good ones.

OOC: We should RP these movies. ;) LOL Or at least the good ones.

Sure I would like that. I've been trying for ages to get movie making RP's off the ground but they always crash and burn. Only one was mostly sucessful.

To the Appropriate Official of Black Hawk Films,

His Majesty, King William V Salisbury, has approached me to consider a deal with your institution that is beyond reproach. He is wanting the people of this your state, Kanami, to experience through our common medium of film the powerful story of Duke Edward I Salisbury and his bringing of Christianity to the land that now is the Cotenshirick Kingdom.

To achieve this end, His Majesty proposes that your institution be granted copies of the film for distribution to theatres, auditoriums, or other such viewing areas in your state.

As incredible an offer as this is, His Majesty has anticipated that further questions might linger in your mind and therefore deemed it prudent for a meeting between select members of my own council and the Royal Salisburgic Film Academy, the institute that created this film. The film is titled “Duke Edward I Salisbury, Slayer of the Danes, Defender of the Faith, A Film in Three Acts” and is the greatest work in the cinematic arts ever forged by mankind.

It follows Edward on his journey to Ajaelland with Christian missionaries. After slaying many of the pagan Danes in the region in a courageous battle and converting the rest, he is made a Duke and his wife, Anne of Rouen, a Duchess. One night, Anne is killed by a savage Dane. This infuriates Edward and he unleashes a noble campaign of justice against the surrounding Danes, razing every village he finds and massacring the inhabitants. His heroic acts lead him to a beautiful young woman, Madame de Gerthold, who he courts with deportment surpassing that of every other Duke and eventually makes her his wife.

This tale of love, chivalry, and the majesty of Christianity to overcome the depravities of heathenism will enthrall and enlighten all audiences. Indeed, it is a woeful crime to deny such a masterpiece to any people of any nation.

I understand that there is a rating system that films have the opportunity to undergo when submitted to your institute. You may review this film in such a manner if you wish, but know that any such measure would be in futility, as this film will easily be the highest rated one on your list due to its sheer excellence.

Pending the inevitable success of this film in Kanami, the Royal Salisburgic Film Academy has expressed wishes to collaborate with your institute in future productions. I would urge you to accept this offer, as you are unlikely to again work with such a sublime institution of film-making renown.

Signed,
The Rt Hon. Jan Sebastien, Lord Chancellor

To the Appropriate Official of Black Hawk Films,

His Majesty, King William V Salisbury, has approached me to consider a deal with your institution that is beyond reproach. He is wanting the people of this your state, Kanami, to experience through our common medium of film the powerful story of Duke Edward I Salisbury and his bringing of Christianity to the land that now is the Cotenshirick Kingdom.

To achieve this end, His Majesty proposes that your institution be granted copies of the film for distribution to theatres, auditoriums, or other such viewing areas in your state.

As incredible an offer as this is, His Majesty has anticipated that further questions might linger in your mind and therefore deemed it prudent for a meeting between select members of my own council and the Royal Salisburgic Film Academy, the institute that created this film. The film is titled “Duke Edward I Salisbury, Slayer of the Danes, Defender of the Faith, A Film in Three Acts” and is the greatest work in the cinematic arts ever forged by mankind.

It follows Edward on his journey to Ajaelland with Christian missionaries. After slaying many of the pagan Danes in the region in a courageous battle and converting the rest, he is made a Duke and his wife, Anne of Rouen, a Duchess. One night, Anne is killed by a savage Dane. This infuriates Edward and he unleashes a noble campaign of justice against the surrounding Danes, razing every village he finds and massacring the inhabitants. His heroic acts lead him to a beautiful young woman, Madame de Gerthold, who he courts with deportment surpassing that of every other Duke and eventually makes her his wife.

This tale of love, chivalry, and the majesty of Christianity to overcome the depravities of heathenism will enthrall and enlighten all audiences. Indeed, it is a woeful crime to deny such a masterpiece to any people of any nation.

I understand that there is a rating system that films have the opportunity to undergo when submitted to your institute. You may review this film in such a manner if you wish, but know that any such measure would be in futility, as this film will easily be the highest rated one on your list due to its sheer excellence.

Pending the inevitable success of this film in Kanami, the Royal Salisburgic Film Academy has expressed wishes to collaborate with your institute in future productions. I would urge you to accept this offer, as you are unlikely to again work with such a sublime institution of film-making renown.

Signed,
The Rt Hon. Jan Sebastien, Lord Chancellor

We at Black Hawk Films Ltd. Feel truly honored and humbled to accept such a distinguished film. Seeing as you gave us permission to do so we will submit the film for certification and inform you of the film's progress. If your film is truly as good as you say, you may be eligible for the Annual Kanami Motion Picture Academy Award of Merit, putting you into a rank of a few that have been accepted outside of a foreign category or competition.

As such may we tempt you with one of Kanami's finest films in return?

Coordially,
Alex Thorton (Founder/CEO)
Molly Thorton (VP)
Kiki Ramsey (Executive Producer)
Allen Berry (Director for Creative Affairs)

I am very intrested

I'm going to make the Inter-net one in case your interested. :)

I am so sick of these stupid time warps. But yeah I'm very intrested

Sure I would like that. I've been trying for ages to get movie making RP's off the ground but they always crash and burn. Only one was mostly sucessful.

I'm going to make the Inter-net one in case your interested. :)

I'm going to make the Inter-net one in case your interested. :)

I would be too

We at Black Hawk Films Ltd. Feel truly honored and humbled to accept such a distinguished film. Seeing as you gave us permission to do so we will submit the film for certification and inform you of the film's progress. If your film is truly as good as you say, you may be eligible for the Annual Kanami Motion Picture Academy Award of Merit, putting you into a rank of a few that have been accepted outside of a foreign category or competition.

As such may we tempt you with one of Kanami's finest films in return?

Coordially,
Alex Thorton (Founder/CEO)
Molly Thorton (VP)
Kiki Ramsey (Executive Producer)
Allen Berry (Director for Creative Affairs)

The below letter comes with a crate full of several copies of the film.

To the Honourable Mr Alex Thorton,

His Majesty, the King, is quite enthusiastic about the reception the film is to receive. He wholeheartedly accepts any awards the film wins. His Majesty will also certainly accept any films of your country that you might suggest and they are guaranteed showings in all Royal Film Theatres and, if you feel it is not below your reputation, other lesser theatres as well.

Signed,
The Rt Hon. Jan Sebastien, Lord Chancellor

Jan Sebastien, Lord Chancellor,

Thank again for your submission of your film. Everyone at BHFL enjoyed it, including my freind and partner Sakura Taisen who too would like to pleasure of adding her studio name to the list of partners.

Upon the submission of your film the Kanami Board of Entertainment Classification and Ratings (KBECR) has certified the film as R (Under 17 Must Be Accompanied by Adut Guradian or Parent) and we don't imagin this certificate will cause any problems for your film.

We have slated your film for a Christmas release.

Sakura Taisen has a film in post production known as The Chief and she would not mind sending you a copy in advance. Along with our own Yasashii Himura which was my first film ever.

Thank you,
Alex Thorton

Film: Rai'sio ni'ho (The Web)
Genre: Action/Sci-Fi
Plot: The film is set in Alfegos in the 22 nd century, and follows Il'ri Ha'rio, a sergeant in the Alfegos Mechanised Infantry.
It is a story of what people do under pressure, when they have to choose between threatening their country and endangering their friends and comrades in the heat of battle.
Language: Fegosian
Main Actors: Harri Lilli'soi (Main Character)
Budget: Æ12 000 000

Thank you,
Is this a project you would like us to produce or release?

We wish for it to be produced. We will release it.

By Zoltarkill from America.

Already distributed to many nations including South Lizasuaria.

Pac Man the movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWL6j0SvqV0)

Genre: Video game, superhero

Spiderman 3 remake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv1SGY2vCao) :D