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Operation: Adenosine Triphosphate (Open, MT, ATTN Calizorinstan)

British Londinium
27-09-2007, 02:46
OOC: Please, no metagaming.

Vespasian Palace (http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z259/pertinax201/Structures/800px-Neuschwanstein_Castle_LOC_pri.jpg)
Sabæan Mountains
0300 hours

A solitary figure slowly climbed the pine-studded cliffs upon which the reclusive Imperial residence was situated. Clad in black battledress, designed for night combat, the figure ascended several meters, hammered in a bolt anchor to the crag, attached a harness, weaved his nylon rope through the clip, proceed upwards, and repeated the process all over again. Slung around his shoulder was a silenced assault rifle that jostled with the rest of the man's equipment.

As he reached the top, the figure, ostensibly a Calizorinstani operative, donned a pair of night vision goggles issued by his real, though highly clandestine employers, the Ministry of State Security. Through the green lenses, the agent could see a dozen or so uniformed soldiers, all in formal uniforms, rigidly marching around the perimeter of the castled palace. Like clockwork, he thought. Lethal, well-armed clockwork. I wonder what a clock that could fight would look like...

Clearing his mind of irrelevant thoughts, the agent withdrew a tranquilizer pistol from the holster on his belt. A few depressions of the trigger, and, within moments, every guard blocking his path was down for the count, incapacitated by short acting anxiolytic chemicals - the MSS agent did not expect to take very long. The agent quickly ran to the servants' entrance, his footfalls lightly hitting the moss-covered soil. He withdrew a small sliver of steel, and deftly picked the lock. He was in, though he was not aware of the silent alarm triggered by his illicit entry. All that was left was navigating to the bedchamber of Empress Cecilia II Wellington.

After a few false turns and consultations of the building schematics, the agent reached the gilded wooden doors of the Imperial bedchamber, an ornate room decorated with some of the finest artworks available. Giant marble busts of past empresses, most notably Victoria I, dominated the corners of the room, and patriotic murals covered the walls. The empress' bed, a plush, purple, silk affair, was in the center of the room, and Cecilia II herself was nestled amongst the luxurious blankets and pillows. The agent hoisted his rifle, cocking it and releasing the safety cache. His orders were to be as sadistic as possible while delaying death for several minutes, and the agent would execute them spectacularly. He fired a one shot burst, releasing a single bullet into the empress' abdomen. She woke up with a gasp of pain, disoriented, confused. The empress looked down at her stomach, where a pool of blood was forming around her, soaking the silk bedcover. She looked at the agent with blankly, tacitly suggesting that he either get on with the murder or that he choke. The agent was more than willing to oblige, but just as he was about to fire off a couple dozen rounds into her left ventricle, he was tackled by a muscular soldier who wrested the gun away from him, knocked the agent unconscious, and dragged him off the premises.

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Calizorinstani attempts to murder Empress Cecilia II Wellington

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Cecilia II Wellington

Late last night, a lone Calizorinstani spy opened fire on the Londinian empress in her estate nestled within the Sabæan Mountains.

The empress was rushed off to a private hospital nearby, where imperial physicians have declared her status as "stable" and have announced that Cecilia II "ought to make a full recovery".

The Ministry of State Security took the assassin into custody immediately, where, under interrogation, he revealed that he was in the employ of the Calizorinstani military and was acting under orders to murder the sovereign in order to destabilize the Commonwealth.

Further analysis of the man's equipment, demeanor, customs, and the like confirmed the assassin's claim of Calizorinstani allegiance. The enemy agent, whose name will not be disclosed by the Ministry, is currently under media blackout in a MSS detention facility, where he will await prosecution for espionage, attempted homicide, and violation of imperial sacrosanctitas by a special tribunal. Many expect the man to receive execution by firing squad within the next few days.

In the meantime, the Londinian government has not taken kindly to this atrocious act undertaken by the Calizorinstanis.

"Her Majesty's Government is disgusted by this horrific act undertaken by the nation of Calizorinstan," Foreign Minister Belladini stated in a press conference earlier this morning. "And we expect full reparations forthwith, or the Calizorinstani people face war."

Whilst the government was unwilling to state what constituted "full reparations", Andrew Stark, director of the International Affairs Institute, a Londinian think-tank, believes that "the Calizorinstani government would be well advised to give certain sections of California to the Commonwealth (probably the coast stretching from Monterey to San Francisco), in addition to issuing a formal apology immediately."

The Londinian government has also refused to comment on any increase in military readiness, though it is thought HMNB Monterey has been placed on full alert.

Story from LBG NEWS:
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Published: 09:53:02 LST

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The World Soviet Party
27-09-2007, 02:57
Official Diplomatic Communique

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To: British Londinium
From: The World Soviet Party

While we fully agree with you in that this was a truly despicable act, we would like to formally request the goverment body of the People's Sovereign Empire hold their war-dogs for a little while, allowing us some time to investigate.

Specially since Calizorinstan is a member of the Soviet Commonwealth, and thus, we would have to intercede in their favour if conflict arises.
Calizorinstan
27-09-2007, 03:07
CNN News:
Live from San Diego, Calizorinstan
1300

The President announced today that a so-called citizen of Calizorinstan, attempted to assasinate the Empress Cecilia II Wellington, but he says the CIA has no knowledge of such event. President Arnold said "We will give them a response in a month from now, we have to review our options on this matter. We don't want to spark a war, nor lose our territory, so worst comes to worse, we do not have our final decision at this time. I would kindly ask them to go pound on our neighbors to the north Khilistan, as it is highly likely that the man was a Calizorinstanian military man at one point, but was a Khilistanian terrorist."

He continued "I hope that our allies will stand firm and true to our side if it comes to war, I call upon the UFAN to delegate a peace conference that we will hold in San Diego, that both parties can agree on proper "reparitions" that do not cost an arm and a leg."

"I will do what is right, what is right is sometimes hard and viewed as foolish. I would be willing to have the man executed as a reparition, and maybe 2.5 trillion dollars to British Londinum. We are not sure on the territory issue on this time. We would be bothered to have territory in a potential hostile's hands, that could be used against us."

"I fear not that this will not be resolved, for it will one way or another. Rather, I fear how many lives it will take to end this, I want to lose zero men in this, but if they demand too much land from us, I have no choice.
I also propose another option, a land lease type deal, they could lease the San Francisco area from us, or keep it for no cost for 15 years then give us back the land. That in my view is the best way, as it goes the middle ground."

"We are not quite sure what to do, but my middle way view is being looked up on favourably by the senate so far, as I showed them the proposal last night. My only concern is that British Londinum will try and use this as an excuse for war against us (E.g World War One type), if so, British Londinum may not become our friend anymore if so."

"I don't tolerate a nation that would scheme devilish tricks to advocate our downfall, but I don't think British Londinum would so such a thing. I want peace, but if they give me war, war it shall be."

"I would rather not do so, as all of you don't, but I count on our nation's troops to defend our nation if so. We will have help, for we have the Cynpasian Garrison at Bakersfield, and their foreign contingent at Castle Air Base, and the Wagdogian units in country right now. I would not like to disclose where the Wagdogian units are at this time. We have several foreign nations that will help us at this time of great need."

"That is all for tonight, and I hope you have a good evening, and do not worry, this will come to a satisfactory conclusion, I bid you adieu.."
Fordock
27-09-2007, 03:17
Official Fordockian statement

Fordock is appalled at what appears to be a clear act of attempted regicide. We would like to investigate as a neutral party further before making conclusion. Truly the crime is heinous but if it is a direct military action than it is the government of Calizorinstan's responsibility to give a due reparations. However this might be a third party trying to put 2 nations at war to benefit. Thus we strongly recommend neutral analysis and holding the prisoner until later for further evidence. We also recommend avoiding torturing the prisoner. To Calizorinstan we recommend that they either own up to this act or cooperate with the Londiniun investigation. We also recommend that the cede wester Californa in reparations. We hope that all parties work this out with peace as war can only lead to more deaths and the objective is the betterment of human kind not death.
Calizorinstan
27-09-2007, 03:19
Official Fordockian statement

Fordock is appalled at what appears to be a clear act of attempted regicide. We would like to investigate as a neutral party further before making conclusion. Truly the crime is heinous but if it is a direct military action than it is the government of Calizorinstan's responsibility to give a due reparations. However this might be a third party trying to put 2 nations at war to benefit. Thus we strongly recommend neutral analysis and holding the prisoner until later for further evidence. We also recommend avoiding torturing the prisoner. To Calizorinstan we recommend that they either own up to this act or cooperate with the Londiniun investigation. We also recommend that the cede wester Californa in reparations. We hope that all parties work this out with peace as war can only lead to more deaths and the objective is the betterment of human kind not death.


We cannot cede any of our territory to anyone, it was written in our consitution "Thy land that ye have added to Calizorinstan, shall not be taken or used by anyone but the sovereign owners that is us. We are authorized to defend the land", so we have several legal issues with this, I am sure we can pay money instead. It probably is a third party, trying to set BL and Calizorinstan at war.

We request neutrals to investigate this matter more throughly, we don't want to cede the California province, which has our capital in it. I say again, money, and land leasing to the Londininans would be acceptable, but permenant land ownership no.

President Jack R.Arnold
Calizorinstan
"The Unfortunate Accused"
Wagdog
27-09-2007, 03:31
Red Army Air Force Two, Skies over Wagdog
While waiting for word from the conference in Granate, it seemed that yet another peachy little situation had seen fit to raise its head for old Christine Friedrich to deal with. Well, not "old" in appearance thanks to her slowed aging due to traversing a twenty-year metaphysical rift before returning to the world like her entire country had, but she could feel it at times; sixties by her years even if looking no older than her early thirties.

Reading the Londinian statement as it came in from the State Security OBSAT feed, she pursed her lips, the suspicion growing. "Well, while this makes somewhat more sense than that... goose chase involving Greston, it still seems off somehow. But then again when there is only one suspect, one plaintiff, and scarce evidence, one must first adress the matters in reverse order." Sighing heavily, she set to typing her statement on this matter as head of Calizorinstan's (arguably) main alliance...

Official UFAN, USSW Statement Regarding the Attempt on Empress Cecilia II Wellington
We cannot agree more with our Soviet comrades than we do in this matter. While the attempt on Empress Cecilia II's life is of course deplorable, especially in time of peace and of generally better comport by the Londinian Nation on the international stage, rushing to war unless completely unspecified 'reparations' are paid is hardly much better. So, yes, but not by a great amount; and it does us all discredit. We are civilized nations here, and I trust that we shall act accordingly.

In trust of Londinian truthfulness and goodwill, and aside from any premature talk of 'ceding Western California' or such nonsense, we agree with the Fordockian and Calizorinstani proposals in toto. Before any talk of military action is brought up again, let there be an official combined investigation and mediation conference in San Diego, with full access to all pieces of evidence in any relevant party's possession. Prior to his execution per Londinian law, we would deem it proper for a neutral authority to interrogate the suspect; be it the independent Fordock, a Soviet Commonwealth nation, or perhaps a UFAN nation other than Calizorinstan. This would not permanently exempt him from his due reckoning with Justice, merely postpone it as required for all investigating parties to come to a fair consensus.

My humblest condolences, as a fellow woman of politics, to Her Imperial Majesty Cecilia II. May it indeed be as the Londinian mottoes have said; ex corona Aequitas, et ex lege Justitia.

Sincerely,
Christine Friedrich
Deputy Commander-in-Chief, USSW War Office
Deputy Party Secretary, Wagdian Revolutionary Party
Deputy General Secretary, USSW Revolutionary Command Council
Secretary General, United Federation of Allied Nations
Vontanas
27-09-2007, 03:48
Official Diplomatic Telegram:
To: Whom It May Concern
From: The Democratic Empire of Great Vantania
The Democratic Empire stands beside their allies in British Londinium. This is a dispicable act and those foolish enough to try to buy for time should cease at once. Calizoristan has comitted a crime and been caught red handed. Surrender to British Londinian demands, or the powers that be shall strike. Decide now.

Erika Redmark; Queen of Great Vantania, Empress of the Democratic Empire, Lady of Redmark, Liberator of the Workers, Holder of Titles
Calizorinstan
27-09-2007, 03:55
Official Diplomatic Telegram:
To: Whom It May Concern
From: The Democratic Empire of Great Vantania
The Democratic Empire stands beside their allies in British Londinium. This is a dispicable act and those foolish enough to try to buy for time should cease at once. Calizoristan has comitted a crime and been caught red handed. Surrender to British Londinian demands, or the powers that be shall strike. Decide now.

Erika Redmark; Queen of Great Vantania, Empress of the Democratic Empire, Lady of Redmark, Liberator of the Workers, Holder of Titles


To: The Democractic Empire of Great Vantania


We say "Bring it on!", you are just attempting to goad us into war by making a demand "Surrender to British Londinian demands or the powerst that be shall strike." We have decided, you are going to be the foolish one by striking first, that is the first sign of sure miltary agression. We say "Bring the Heat on!" We refuse to have you present at the negiotiation conference for your unjust behavior in this matter..

President Jack R.Arnold
Calizorinstan


SIC:

San Diego, Calizorinstan

The Marines ran to and fro in the city builiding up their air to air and ground defenses, they activated the Skynet Surface to Air Missile stations. Then the Wilhelmsborougians stationed at North Island should surely be warned of an attempted strike. The soldiers gripped their XM-8s tightly as they watched barbed wire and M-2HB machine gun postions put on the beaches of San Diego, Pacific Beach and Oceanside beaches.

The Air Force units at Miramar were on high alert, across the nation, some odd 5,600 fighters had scrambled to patrol the skies of Calizorinstan, and the navy was well aware, their 6th Fleet was stationed just outside of San Diego Harbor, with the 5th fleet near San Francisco.

F/A-15 Cardinals were taking off of the U.S.S George Washington carrier to do hourly patrols, and thus make sure that any invading fleet got a hello from the Calizorinstanians.
Calizorinstan
27-09-2007, 03:58
Fordockian Response

Who are you to war-monger and try to solve all problems with your violence. Why do you insist on not investigating when a little bit of your time could insure better answers and make for less lives lost? There are only 2 reasons possible. Either you are a tyrannical dictatorship who doesn't care about its people and spends them like coin or you are a war-mongering imperialists who merely seeks another colony no matter what the justification is. We are offended that their are still countries likes this in the world. It is enough to make you doubt evolution. When you grow some sense and stop abusing people for your benefit you will take the time to save lives and confirm suspicions or realize the truth of the matter might be a third party.

We stand by the Fordockians in their response, we don't know why you want to solve this problem with more violence, when you don't even bother to volunteer to help investigate and you could prevent all of this. I hope on behalf of the Calizorinstanian people that you will reconsider, my units are on full alert on this time, and we hope that you will grow some sense and agree to a peaceful solution.

Yours,

President Jack.R Arnold
Calizorinstan
Fordock
27-09-2007, 03:58
Official Diplomatic Telegram:
To: Whom It May Concern
From: The Democratic Empire of Great Vantania
The Democratic Empire stands beside their allies in British Londinium. This is a dispicable act and those foolish enough to try to buy for time should cease at once. Calizoristan has comitted a crime and been caught red handed. Surrender to British Londinian demands, or the powers that be shall strike. Decide now.

Erika Redmark; Queen of Great Vantania, Empress of the Democratic Empire, Lady of Redmark, Liberator of the Workers, Holder of Titles

Fordockian Response

Who are you to war-monger and try to solve all problems with your violence. Why do you insist on not investigating when a little bit of your time could insure better answers and make for less lives lost? There are only 2 reasons possible. Either you are a tyrannical dictatorship who doesn't care about its people and spends them like coin or you are a war-mongering imperialists who merely seeks another colony no matter what the justification is. We are offended that their are still countries likes this in the world. It is enough to make you doubt evolution. When you grow some sense and stop abusing people for your benefit you will take the time to save lives and confirm suspicions or realize the truth of the matter might be a third party.
Vontanas
27-09-2007, 04:03
Official Diplomatic Telegram:
To: Whom It May Concern
From: The Democratic Empire of Great Vantania
Once again the foolishness of the young never ceases to surprise me. Calizoristan has comitted a grave crime against the Sovereign Commonwealth with no provacation and everyone blames myself. With the push of a button, I could incinerate both of your nations, yet I will not, for I, unlike your pitiful lot, have some sort of level head on me. Also, I, unlike you, have something in that head of mine. Regardless, I cannot make the first strike, it will be either your kind or the Sovereign Commonwealth itself.

Erika Redmark; Queen of Great Vantania, Empress of the Democratic Empire, Lady of Redmark, Liberator of the Workers, Holder of Titles
British Londinium
27-09-2007, 04:06
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Official Londinian Communiqué

Open Declaration:

As of now, the Calizorinstani agent in our custody, who has yet to name himself, remains in a Ministry of State Security detention facility, and he shall remain there until convicted or exonerated by special tribunal. However, noting the ramifications of any verdict, and wishing for no question of this man's guilt, the Commonwealth shall permit select observers from UFAN and Soviet Commonwealth countries to examine the individual.

In the meantime, continued Calizorinstani disregard for the consequences of their actions is extremely displeasing to Her Majesty's Government; as an expression of this displeasure, all trade between the Londinian Commonwealth and Calizorinstan is hereby suspended until further notice, and all personnel and naval vessels within HMNB Monterey are hereby placed on full alert. Additionally, the two superdreadnoughts under construction for the Calizorinstani Navy are being seized by the War Ministry for usage by the Royal Navy.

Until Calizorinstan apologizes for their attempted assassination of Empress Cecilia II Wellington, and complies with the proposal made by Mr Stark of the International Affairs Institute, the nation will continue to be penalized.

Sincerely,
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The Rt. Hon. Flavia Davidson, MP, PhD
Consul of the Londinian Commonwealth
Shazbotdom
27-09-2007, 04:12
Official Diplomatic Telegram:
To: Whom It May Concern
From: The Democratic Empire of Great Vantania
Once again the foolishness of the young never ceases to surprise me. Calizoristan has comitted a grave crime against the Sovereign Commonwealth with no provacation and everyone blames myself. With the push of a button, I could incinerate both of your nations, yet I will not, for I, unlike your pitiful lot, have some sort of level head on me. Also, I, unlike you, have something in that head of mine. Regardless, I cannot make the first strike, it will be either your kind or the Sovereign Commonwealth itself.

Erika Redmark; Queen of Great Vantania, Empress of the Democratic Empire, Lady of Redmark, Liberator of the Workers, Holder of Titles

OOC:
I'll make a responce to all this after work tomarrow.
Shakal
27-09-2007, 04:24
Shakal Communication

The Shakal government hates the overall idea of Regicide and is happy that Londonian officials have captured the Calizorinstani agent responsible for the crime. We however are not so welcoming to the using of there government vessels for use in the Royal navy. Such an act is not one of any responsible government.

Inresponse to this matter the Shakal government is readying its Kriegsmarine for a standoff with those of the Royal Navy. This measure will only be called off if the two Super Dreadnaughts are returned to there rightful oweners.

Sincerly,
Empress Kristina Schraepl II
British Londinium
27-09-2007, 04:29
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Official Londinian Communiqué

To the Empire of Shakal:

I find your threats mildly amusing. The Davidson-class superdreadnoughts currently under construction in HMNB Monterey are the intellectual property of the Commonwealth, and until such time that the vessels leave our possession, they are ours to do with as we please.

Furthermore, the sale of these powerful naval weapons were contingent upon continued good relations with Calizorinstan. Surely you do not suggest that we build vessels that will be used against us by a nation of regicidal belligerents?

If, and only if, Calizorinstan complies with our demands - which are not unreasonable - will the superdreadnoughts be built for Calizorinstan. Until then, they are Londinian, and your Kriegsmarine will be insufficient to dissuade us of this view.

Sincerely,
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The Rt. Hon. Flavia Davidson, MP, PhD
Consul of the Londinian Commonwealth
Central Prestonia
27-09-2007, 04:31
Presidential Mansion
Hudson
0700 Hours

President Justin Gannon rose from the breakfast table and strolled into his office. The paper was sitting on his desk, but he would not be able to read it right away. There was much to be done: state visit applications, laws to be signed, press conferences to give. It was all in a day's work for the President. As he sat down and began tackling the ordered stack of forms placed on his ornate oak desk, the paper's headline caught his attention. "ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT IN BRITISH LONDINIUM" the paper's large-print headline screamed. Reading on, Gannon's shock turned to anger. "What the flying fuck were they thinking?!?!?," he shouted, slamming his large palm down on the desk. Regaining himself, he picked up the phone and dialed his secretary. "Jill, cancel all my arrangements for today. I've got an international crisis to solve." "Yes Mr. Gannon," came the reply. "Now, to try and spare the Calis destruction. Last thing I need is to be thrown between an ally and a nation I've been trying for four years to smooth things over with.."

To: President Jack Arnold
From: President Justin M. Gannon
What the hell were you thinking? Have the destructions of Cazelia and North Calaveras at Londinian hands not shown you that aggravating them is a bad idea? I would highly suggest that you give in to their territorial demands, and be glad that they're not asking for more. I'll attempt to placate the Londinians but no guarantees. You know damn well what they're like when they get on somebody. I'm going to try to open negotiations with you guys, see if we can avoid war. In the meantime, try not to off anymore foreign diplomats.
Calizorinstan
27-09-2007, 04:37
SIC:

To:President Justin Gannon
From:President Jack R. Arnold

I didn't order that man to attempt to assasinate the Empress Cecilia the 2nd, I think that someone else ordered him to do so inorder to create a war between us and British Londinum. I hope you believe me, because I trust you will do what is right and help us avert a crisis here.

I would never have ordered that man to assasinate her personally, and I hope you believe that I am not behind all of this, a third party is...

Sincerely,

President Jack R. Arnold
Calizorinstan
British Londinium
27-09-2007, 04:42
OOC: Cali, what kind of DNA/blood databases does your country maintain?
Calizorinstan
27-09-2007, 04:43
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Official Londinian Communiqué

Open Declaration:

As of now, the Calizorinstani agent in our custody, who has yet to name himself, remains in a Ministry of State Security detention facility, and he shall remain there until convicted or exonerated by special tribunal. However, noting the ramifications of any verdict, and wishing for no question of this man's guilt, the Commonwealth shall permit select observers from UFAN and Soviet Commonwealth countries to examine the individual.

In the meantime, continued Calizorinstani disregard for the consequences of their actions is extremely displeasing to Her Majesty's Government; as an expression of this displeasure, all trade between the Londinian Commonwealth and Calizorinstan is hereby suspended until further notice, and all personnel and naval vessels within HMNB Monterey are hereby placed on full alert. Additionally, the two superdreadnoughts under construction for the Calizorinstani Navy are being seized by the War Ministry for usage by the Royal Navy.

Until Calizorinstan apologizes for their attempted assassination of Empress Cecilia II Wellington, and complies with the proposal made by Mr Stark of the International Affairs Institute, the nation will continue to be penalized.

Sincerely,
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The Rt. Hon. Flavia Davidson, MP, PhD
Consul of the Londinian Commonwealth

We don't care about those two dreadnaughts anyway, and what you view as disregardment is really our protection of our rights. You have no buisness to burst into our sovereignty, because I did not order that. I believe that a third party did to get you and I to fight each other. I am sure that you will regret your actions Dr.Davidson, you will regret causing a loss of lives on both sides.

I don't think we will miss the loss of trade. I hope you expect us to go down fighting if you so declare war, and I hope you will admire our bravery. We have allies in the wings ready to come out on this very issue.

I dearly hope a peaceable resolution can be found that does not involve taking away our land and giving it you, we need that land!

I say this for my people, that we do not want a war, and yet we cannot give away our own land, for it is folly to use that for reparitions, for is a life of a person worth taking away freedoms of people in that land? Is it really the right thing I must ask you? I will do as I must, to protect my country from foreign nationals that would seek to destroy our nation.

I await a peacable resolution to all of this,

President Jack R. Arnold
Calizorinstan
"The Unfortunate Accused that is Innocent of the Crime"
Calizorinstan
27-09-2007, 04:44
OOC: Cali, what kind of DNA/blood databases does your country maintain?

OOC: We have a good sized amount, but some individuals do not have their DNA/Blood in our database..
Zoingo
27-09-2007, 04:49
Department of International Affairs
Official Diplomatic Telegram

Zoingo finds that the assasination attempt is horrific, non needed, and stupid. However, British Londinium at this stage should not "jump to conclusions" and assume that the government of Calizorinstan planed the entire incident. At this point, anyone could be behind the attack, and a 3rd party may indeed be behind all of this. If the government of Calizorinstan has denied claims of being the ones behind this, they at least deserve a chance. The third party investigations should go under way, and all full investigation should go as planned. We also find it suspicious that British Londinium is demanding land as an apology.

Signed,
Floris Pierock
Zoingo Department of International Affairs
British Londinium
27-09-2007, 04:49
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Official Londinian Communiqué

President Arnold:

Do you really think you have a chance in continuing to resist? Some of your closest UFAN allies, such as Central Prestonia, urge that you concede the scant amount of territory we request forthwith if you wish to stave off war. Need I remind you, Mr Arnold, of what happened to Cazelia and North Calaveras when they displeased us?

Your incessant denial of your failed assassination attempt on our monarch is not swaying in the least. The assassin admitted to being Calizorinstani - repeated polygraph and functional MRI examinations prove his story to be true.

Mr Arnold, I suggest that you learn to see reason and comply forthwith, before more drastic measures be taken. Ask North Calaveras how the Commonwealth defines "drastic"; they'll most likely respond with an armful of plate glass. Whilst I will not resort to nuclear war, I have no problems with conducting a war that will ravage your third-world nation for centuries to come.

Sincerely,
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The Rt. Hon. Flavia Davidson, MP, PhD
Consul of the Londinian Commonwealth
Calizorinstan
27-09-2007, 04:52
Department of International Affairs
Official Diplomatic Telegram

Zoingo finds that the assasination attempt is horrific, non needed, and stupid. However, British Londinium at this stage should not "jump to conclusions" and assume that the government of Calizorinstan planed the entire incident. At this point, anyone could be behind the attack, and a 3rd party may indeed be behind all of this. If the government of Calizorinstan has denied claims of being the ones behind this, they at least deserve a chance. The third party investigations should go under way, and all full investigation should go as planned. We also find it suspicious that British Londinium is demanding land as an apology.

Signed,
Floris Pierock
Zoingo Department of International Affairs



We agree with the request from Zoingo to investigate this matter more throughly, which would be in the best interests for all at heart. If we are condemned, I will of course pay the reperitions that we will negotiate that will work for both parties. I heartily endorse their idea, along with the Fordockian idea also..

Signed,

President Jack R.Arnold
Calizorinstan
Calizorinstan
27-09-2007, 04:54
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Official Londinian Communiqué

President Arnold:

Do you really think you have a chance in continuing to resist? Some of your closest UFAN allies, such as Central Prestonia, urge that you concede the scant amount of territory we request forthwith if you wish to stave off war. Need I remind you, Mr Arnold, of what happened to Cazelia and North Calaveras when they displeased us?

Your incessant denial of your failed assassination attempt on our monarch is not swaying in the least. The assassin admitted to being Calizorinstani - repeated polygraph and functional MRI examinations prove his story to be true.

Mr Arnold, I suggest that you learn to see reason and comply forthwith, before more drastic measures be taken. Ask North Calaveras how the Commonwealth defines "drastic"; they'll most likely respond with an armful of plate glass.

Sincerely,
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The Rt. Hon. Flavia Davidson, MP, PhD
Consul of the Londinian Commonwealth


I would give you the land gladly, I must ask you, when would you give us the land back? We must know, otherwise we would willing to be martyrs for the cause as it were by being "glassed", we unlike the others, do not fear death, for it is a greater adventure.

I will give the land, if you threaten with nukes, as long as you give it back in 10 years.

President Jack R.Arnold
Calizorinstan
British Londinium
27-09-2007, 04:57
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Official Londinian Communiqué

President Arnold:

You are, without a doubt, the most asinine individual I have had the displeasure of talking to. Do you not understand the severity of your current situation? Do you not understand the fact that the concession of those lands is all that stands between San Diego and legions of Londinian stormtroopers?

Mr Arnold, your only option is giving us this land permanently or not at all. And you know the consequences of refusal.

Sincerely,
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The Rt. Hon. Flavia Davidson, MP, PhD
Consul of the Londinian Commonwealth
Shakal
27-09-2007, 04:58
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Official Londinian Communiqué

To the Empire of Shakal:

I find your threats mildly amusing. The Davidson-class superdreadnoughts currently under construction in HMNB Monterey are the intellectual property of the Commonwealth, and until such time that the vessels leave our possession, they are ours to do with as we please.

Furthermore, the sale of these powerful naval weapons were contingent upon continued good relations with Calizorinstan. Surely you do not suggest that we build vessels that will be used against us by a nation of regicidal belligerents?

If, and only if, Calizorinstan complies with our demands - which are not unreasonable - will the superdreadnoughts be built for Calizorinstan. Until then, they are Londinian, and your Kriegsmarine will be insufficient to dissuade us of this view.

Sincerely,
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The Rt. Hon. Flavia Davidson, MP, PhD
Consul of the Londinian Commonwealth

If the Calizorinstani agree to your demands then we will have no business here any longer. If not our threat shall become far from meaningless or weak. The Kriegsmarine is more than capable of fighting the Royal Navy and will so unto its total demise.

We repeat our business. If the nation of Calizorinstan agrees to the terms you have unjustly shoved upon them then our business will not be needed in this matter.

Sincerly,
Empress Kristina Scharepl II
Shazbotdom
27-09-2007, 05:03
OOC:
I've seen enough. Threatening the use of nukes as a FSW is wrong, especially in this type of situation. Expect a responce from me within the hour.
British Londinium
27-09-2007, 05:05
OOC: I haven't threatened nukes, especially since I don't have any. I was more threatening a war with little to no regard for human life. Just to clarify.
British Londinium
27-09-2007, 05:12
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Official Londinian Communiqué

Open Declaration:

Alaska may suffice as suitable compensation, in addition to a formal apology. Upon the completion of this, we will resume trade and normal, if strained, relations with your country.
British Londinium
27-09-2007, 05:13
OOC: Erm, time warp. My IC post is here, just look for it.
Calizorinstan
27-09-2007, 05:13
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Official Londinian Communiqué

President Arnold:

You are, without a doubt, the most asinine individual I have had the displeasure of talking to. Do you not understand the severity of your current situation? Do you not understand the fact that the concession of those lands is all that stands between San Diego and legions of Londinian stormtroopers?

Mr Arnold, your only option is giving us this land permanently or not at all. And you know the consequences of refusal.

Sincerely,
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The Rt. Hon. Flavia Davidson, MP, PhD
Consul of the Londinian Commonwealth


Would you be happy with the stretch of land from Iron Horse to Juneau?, I could give you that no problem, if you want that land..

Sincerely,

President Jack R. Arnold
Calizorinstan
British Londinium
27-09-2007, 05:18
Official Communiqué to Calizorinstan

Your forces may be permitted access to one (1) Londinian base of our choosing, and HM Government reserves the right to eject your personnel at any time if they are deemed a security risk.

The dreadnoughts in reference will be delivered within the month as construction is completed.
Calizorinstan
27-09-2007, 05:19
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Official Londinian Communiqué

Open Declaration:

Alaska may suffice as suitable compensation, in addition to a formal apology. Upon the completion of this, we will resume trade and normal, if strained, relations with your country.

Good, I hereby issue my most sincere and formal apology of having one of our own men try to do such a dispicable act as assasinating the Queen Empress of British Londinum, Ceclilia II Wellington.

We guess that means our two superdreadnaughts will be delievered to us now?

We apologize for being so stubborn in regards to this matter. We have only on condtion that is you let us keep our military bases in Alaska, because it will help us to defend your new territory and plus to defend our nation.

President Jack R. Arnold
Calizorinstan
Calizorinstan
27-09-2007, 05:30
Official Communiqué to Calizorinstan

Your forces may be permitted access to one (1) Londinian base of our choosing, and HM Government reserves the right to eject your personnel at any time if they are deemed a security risk.

The dreadnoughts in reference will be delivered within the month as construction is completed.

IC:

That is agreeable by us then, and we won't be a security risk. We thank you for coming to an agreement with us, we've saved lots of lives by me becoming sensible.

Signed,

President Jack R. Arnold
Calizorinstan
Central Prestonia
27-09-2007, 10:29
Official Prestonian Statement

The Prestonian Republic applauds the levelheadedness of Consul Davidson and President Arnold in solving an international crisis. It is our wish that more of these types of negotiations take place in the future in order to avoid needless wars. Congratulations to both parties on coming to a suitable compromise.

Sincerely,
Justin M. Gannon
President, Republic of Prestonia
Vice-Chairman, Prestonian Democratic Party
Order of the Republic, First Class
The World Soviet Party
27-09-2007, 16:39
and wishing for no question of this man's guilt, the Commonwealth shall permit select observers from UFAN and Soviet Commonwealth countries to examine the individual.


OOC: Will we need a new thread for that purpose?
Axis Nova
27-09-2007, 16:49
Press Release, Axis Nova Office of Foreign Affairs

We in Axis Nova decry this blatant extortion on the part of the perfidious nation of British Londinium. Given their past history, it would not suprise us were this incident to have been entirely concocted by their intelligence service as an excuse for war. We urge the nation of Calizorinstan to stand tall and not give any concessions or 'reparations' until a full and complete investigation has been made into the matter by neutral, unconcerned third parties.

The fact that some of British Londinium's allies are immediately pushing for reparations, whilst making threats, makes this incident all the more suspicious.

Let us examine the situation a bit, using some logic.

How would this purported agent of Calizorinstan have infiltrated British Londinium so easily? What motive would Calizorinstan have to provoke British Londinium in such a matter? What do they stand to gain from such a thing?

The one who stands to gain the most from such an incident is none other than British Londinium, which has a past history of an extremely aggressive, expansionist policy towards aquiring the land of foreign nations. We in Axis Nova caution the nation of Calizorinstan against any sort of appeasmentationist foreign policy-- for it is extremely likely that having extorted some land out of you so easily, they will attempt to annex even more.
Calizorinstan
27-09-2007, 17:25
Press Release, Axis Nova Office of Foreign Affairs

We in Axis Nova decry this blatant extortion on the part of the perfidious nation of British Londinium. Given their past history, it would not suprise us were this incident to have been entirely concocted by their intelligence service as an excuse for war. We urge the nation of Calizorinstan to stand tall and not give any concessions or 'reparations' until a full and complete investigation has been made into the matter by neutral, unconcerned third parties.

The fact that some of British Londinium's allies are immediately pushing for reparations, whilst making threats, makes this incident all the more suspicious.

Let us examine the situation a bit, using some logic.

How would this purported agent of Calizorinstan have infiltrated British Londinium so easily? What motive would Calizorinstan have to provoke British Londinium in such a matter? What do they stand to gain from such a thing?

The one who stands to gain the most from such an incident is none other than British Londinium, which has a past history of an extremely aggressive, expansionist policy towards aquiring the land of foreign nations. We in Axis Nova caution the nation of Calizorinstan against any sort of appeasmentationist foreign policy-- for it is extremely likely that having extorted some land out of you so easily, they will attempt to annex even more.

We agree with Axis Nova, it does seem like a landgrabbing motive, in which case, we shall not give anymore land to British Londinium, even under threat of war. Next time they try anything like this, we are not afraid to say no.

President Jack R. Arnold
Calizorinstan
Calizorinstan
27-09-2007, 20:12
We've changed our mind, we are not giving any land to British Londinum, we are not giving Alaska up, we will fight for our freedom, rather then live on our knees! We've got allies rounded up, and our units are on full alert, we're ready for you!

President Jack R.Arnold
Calizorinstan
Lord Sumguy
27-09-2007, 20:17
Official Hegemonic Decleration:

The Hegemony hereby supports the government of Calizorinstan in this conflict, as the nation of British Londinium has no grounds upon which to demand land from Calizorinstan, as the government has denied any involvement with the assasination.

-Lord Sumguy, Hegemon

OOC: Cali, you control the International Defense Force, do with it what you will.
Akimonad
27-09-2007, 20:23
Akimonad, being in both UFAN and CAP, and therefore being allied to both Calizorinstan and British Londinium, shall remain neutral.

However, we should like to host a conference where a suitable compromise can be reached, that way CAP and UFAN need not fight each other.

~Dr. Jules Hodz
First Minister
Calizorinstan
27-09-2007, 20:24
IC:

President Arnold walked out onto the balcony to address the crowd and he raised his hand to indicate silence and he said "Ladies and Gentlemen, war with British Londinium is immenient, I reversed our decision of giving them Alaska, and thus the event I feared will come to pass." The crowd applauded at the news that Alaska would not be British Londinium territory and he said "I trust that our armed forces will do the best they can against the Londinians, I admit we are far newer and less experienced then they are, but we will make a final stand in our nation. And God willing, we and our allies will be victorious, even if we lose, we can say we fought for the right. The right will win out in the end, no matter what happens. Consul Davidson called me the most arsine individual, she's ever met. What does that tell you about her?" The crowd roared with anger and he said "I agree, British Londinum seeks the destruction, total of our nation, we will not let it happen, it might, but we will go down fighting first! We will make our last stand along with our allies at Castle AB, at Bakersfield Garrision, and the Wagdogian forces!"


The FB-22 squadron at March AB prepared for a strike on Montery PLNB, the crews armed up the FB-22's, and the F-35C's for a strike. The F-15E squardron across the way, was getting airborne for a combat air patrol mission, and the F-9F Barracuda Squadron had taken off 2 hours earlier to patrol San Diego Harbor.
Caelapes
27-09-2007, 20:33
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Encrypted Communiqué - Federation of Caelapes - Ministry of Defense and National Security

To the Londinian Ministries of Foreign Affairs and War:

Your nation has the full support of the Federation of Caelapes. We are deeply troubled by the news we have received via the Londinian Broadcasting Group, and we sincerely hope that Empress Wellington makes a full recovery.

The Caelapene Aeronavy First Fleet is yet docked at Invercargill, as they had not been requested by Londinian officials to leave the harbor following the Fifth Civil War. It stands at one hundred nine surface vessels strong will be ready for war if necessary following a resupply and crew rotation. In the event that you have forgotten the strength of the First Fleet, a listing is included:

Caelapene First Fleet ORBAT - Classified - Secret
8 Le Redoutable-class submarines (6 out of commission, 2 war-ready)
6 La Fayette-class frigate
15 Foudre-class landing platforms
( 110 Leclerc MBTs, 110 VABs, 220 VBLs, 70 CAESAR systems, 272 TRM 4000 trucks, 75 TRM 2000 light trucks, 25 fuel trucks, 300 towed containers )
4 Foudre-class hospital ships
6 Charles de Gaulle-class Carrier
( 200 Dassault Rafale, 20 E-2C Hawkeye, 30 Eurocopter AS 565 AB )
30 Georges Leygues-class destroyers (3 out of commission, 27 war-ready)
30 Durance-class support ships

Dum spiramus tuebimur.

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The Rt. Hon. Richard Whitney, MP
Prime Minister, Federation of Caelapes

The Hon. Davide Roussimoff, MP
Minister for Foreign Affairs, Federation of Caelapes

The Hon. James Broadmoor, MP
Minister for Defense and National Security, Federation of Caelapes
Lord Sumguy
27-09-2007, 20:33
OOC: eh, Ill do it.

IC:

Official Hegemonic Decleration:

By order of the Hegemon, the entirety of the Sumguaian portion* of the Hegemony International Defense Force has been reassigned to defend the nation of Calizorinstan from attack, effective immediately.


*OOC: about 6 million men total
Jenrak
27-09-2007, 21:10
From the tongue of Authaulus.

War is a fickle thing. Many lives are lost, and within a normal span of the average world spending, a life lost loses 100,000 in terms of revenue. For every life lost, you lose 100,000. A pricey proposition. As such, it is imperative that you should not put your citizens in such a danger. As an offer of goodwill and an attempt to prevent your strained economy from becoming the shackles that it will be, the 97 Crowns will be more than ecstatic to launch a defensive contingent to ensure the survival of your people in case of enemy force projections.

Of course, this is addressed to the Calizorinstanians, or however you address your people who are living in the dangers of the fringes in war. If you so desire, I may give you one of the crowns of Jenrak to assist you in the protection of your people. After all, it is quite expensive to replace a life. And troublesome as well.

Jenrak.
Calizorinstan
27-09-2007, 21:15
IC:

The Calizorinstanian Marine Corps F-35's took off of the carrier George Washington, and started flying fleet defense missions along with the F/A-15E Cardinal fighters that had been re-activated for this mission, the battleship's phalanx Close in Weapons system was activated, and thus any plane that got within 25 miles of the battleships would be decimated.

The troops on the ground were ready, armed with XM-8 assault rifles, they and some priests from the Anglican Church of Calizorinstan started praying for a successful outcome of the war, that they might be given the strength to defeat the foes.
Calizorinstan
27-09-2007, 21:20
IC:
Open Diplomatic Declaration:

We will be holding a peace conference in San Diego, to discuss this matter more throughly, that we might avert war from happening. We wish all that can attend to attend, that we might stop a horrific loss of lives from happening, if you will attend, respond to this ASAP.

Signed,

President Jack Arnold
Calizorinstan
Jenrak
27-09-2007, 21:24
In response to the recent message from Jack Arnold, Jenrak will be attending.

Authaulus.
Toori
27-09-2007, 21:24
OFFICIAL MESSAGE FROM THE ARMED REPUBLIC OF TOORI

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The citizens of Toori aplaud Calizornistans attempted act of assasination of the Londinium official, if the aledged claims are true. If they are not, we shall stand by Calizornistan and Hegemony with military force if need be.

Truthfully,


-High Consulate of The Armed Republic of Toori-
Akimonad
27-09-2007, 22:10
IC:
Open Diplomatic Declaration:

We will be holding a peace conference in San Diego, to discuss this matter more throughly, that we might avert war from happening. We wish all that can attend to attend, that we might stop a horrific loss of lives from happening, if you will attend, respond to this ASAP.

Signed,

President Jack Arnold
Calizorinstan

We would prefer that the conference take place in neutral territory, but nevertheless we shall attend. We wish to observe the proceedings and avert war between CAP and UFAN, since that seems to be a likely outcome.
Lord Sumguy
27-09-2007, 22:12
IC:
Open Diplomatic Declaration:

We will be holding a peace conference in San Diego, to discuss this matter more throughly, that we might avert war from happening. We wish all that can attend to attend, that we might stop a horrific loss of lives from happening, if you will attend, respond to this ASAP.

Signed,

President Jack Arnold
Calizorinstan

Official Hegemonic Response:

The Hegemon Lord Sumguy will be attending the peace talks in person.
Calizorinstan
27-09-2007, 22:18
We would prefer that the conference take place in neutral territory, but nevertheless we shall attend. We wish to observe the proceedings and avert war between CAP and UFAN, since that seems to be a likely outcome.

Alright, we agree with that suggestion. We ask any neutral nations in this matter to hold the peace conference, and we assume all of those that have signed up already for the peace talks will come.

Any volunteers?

President Arnold
Axis Nova
27-09-2007, 22:26
Official Communique, Axis Nova Office of Foreign Affairs

We offer Topside City, at the summit of our Jacob's Ladder orbital elevator, as a conference location. It is completely safe from all forms of land, air, and sea-based interference.
Akimonad
27-09-2007, 22:29
Alright, we agree with that suggestion. We ask any neutral nations in this matter to hold the peace conference, and we assume all of those that have signed up already for the peace talks will come.

Any volunteers?

President Arnold

OOC: I volunteered previously...
Caelapes
27-09-2007, 22:48
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Official Communiqué - Federation of Caelapes - Ministry of Foreign Affairs

To the Calizornistani President:

We will send William Simone as a representative of the Federation of Caelapes to this conference.

Dum spiramus tuebimur.

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The Rt. Hon. Richard Whitney, MP
Prime Minister, Federation of Caelapes

The Hon. Davide Roussimoff, MP
Minister for Foreign Affairs, Federation of Caelapes
Vontanas
27-09-2007, 23:00
The Democratic Empire of Great Vantania shall send junior diplomat Edward Jucation to the peace conference.
Vetalia
27-09-2007, 23:03
Ministry of State

Viceroy Fyodor Arsov of the exclave Melnikova (in Cazelia, not North Calaveras) will represent the Empire of Vetalia at this conference. We hope that this terrible plot against our ally will be investigated and the perpetrators brought to whatever justice the nation of British Londinium sees fit to impose upon them. As this enclave is close to the Calizorinstani border, we feel the Viceroy will have additional insights in to the situation that will prove valuable to the investigation.
Wagdog
27-09-2007, 23:15
OOC: Apologies for the crappy post, and Cali if I have any details wrong, but I really had to be at work long ago anyway. However, I also don't want to let this thread get out of control again if I can help it at all. I'll only be gone a few hours, so nobody godmod my troops out of your way or so 'k? I figure it's time wars like this had a control factor. ORBAT below; and for any conference, IMO let's please just RP showing up and having been there the whole time since arrival posts are just fail and lose however you look at it.

USSW Army Group Brief TO&E
Field Army
195,000 Personnel
3500 Nakíl 1A1GU MBTs, 1000 Ashurbanipal Light Tanks, 1000 Fernántes AVLBs
5000 Shalmaneser APCs, 1000 G11/G Tank Destroyers
1000 Dejíard Assault Guns, 450 Corbulo Motorized Guns
400 Gertantel SP Guns, 300 Asnít MLRS, 450 RK-55/555 SS-C-4 Slingshot GLCMs, 300 Regisnár SRBMs
2250 Praetorian II SAMs, 1000 SPAA-1 SPAA
12000 Ural 4320 Medium and 5250 MAZ-543 Heavy Trucks.
Air Force
150,000 Personnel
250 FA-16B Priest Air Superiority Fighters
250 FA-15D Cardinal Multirole Fighters
100 B-22 Zeus Strategic Bombers
100 An-72 Coaler
Light, 50 Il-76 Candid Medium Medum, 50 An-124 Condor Heavy, 50 An-225 Cossack Superheavy Cargo Aircraft
50 AH-35 War Bird Attack, 150 Ki-1T Utility, 50 Mi-26 Halo Cargo Helicopters
1250 Ki-1TVK Assault Helicopters
100 A-50 Mainstay AWACS
100 Il-78 Midas Tankers
100 Il-76PP Jammers
375 BKCh-1 APCs
7500 Ural 4320 Medium and 750 MAZ-543 Heavy Trucks
Total: 345,000 Personnel with Assets Indicated.

SIC
Red Army Air Force Two, Wagdian Airspace
Christine Friedrich paced about the staff room of her plane, mulling over the Calizorinstani actions lately. Contradictory, perhaps, and as rash as their capitulation to Londinian posturing had bee; but nothing for it now.

Speaking to the Vice Chiefs of Staff for the Army and Air Force, Marshals Vickerson and Broneis respectively, "Get our people in Calizorinstan on full alert, and prepare us for war; Kensington isn't goint to be pleased here and we need to be as ready as things let us." After their hushed assent, she went back to her customary seat and pounded out the following statement on her laptop...

IC
Official USSW Statement Re: The Calizorinstan versus British Londinium Crisis
I go to sleep for a few hours and what happens? First you issue a veiled threat of nuclear annihilation towards Calizorinstan which not only was entirely inappropriate but also beyond your ability to enforce even if it weresomehow, thanks to Lord Dreadfire's foresight in that regard, but then President Arnold decides to make matters worse by reneging on a deal made here albeit one forced under duress? More evidence that we are dealing with a mad world here indeed.

Still, all things considered, I am glad that President Arnold has found his spine at last; and will support him and his desire to host a peace conference or else attend one in a neutral nation, which my forces in his country will defend his right to do. So that you don't give further impression that your government is acting in questionable faith, Consul Davidson, I humbly and firmly advise that you call off your war dogs so that I may call off mine and my allies'; and thus so we can all speak like civilized rulers investigating the truth of this matter as we now have opportunity to again. Axis Nova would be one location I'd favor, but that is up to you and the Calizorinstanis.

Above all, your Excellency, I advise that you do not make such ludicrous threats as to compare Calizorinstan's situation to the Calaveran again. They are not remotely comparable in terms of your capabilities here, and even if they were you would not welcome our sure response to such things; or that of others if we somehow could not. Again, let us comport ourselves like sane women you and me, Consul; there is yet time to do so. To that effect, I shall send Celine Longtail our Commerce Secretary to the conference; she having performed well in Generia as a diplomat, and being able to do so again in this case.

Sincerely,
Christine Friedrich
-USSW Deputy General Secretary and UFAN Secretay General-

Calizorinstan
Radiating out from their center at North AB, the Wagdian Sixth Army Group took to the streets and skies of Calizorinstan yet again. They'd recovered from the EMP attack by now, thanks to spares support from Calizorinstan's membership in the Soviet Commonwealth and the attending trade, and would give the Londinians one nasty surprise if they thought descending upon the San Diego area would be easy.

Entrenchments were dug, tanks moved into positions freshly prepared, and artillery of all types sighted on preset coordinates an invasion would likely pass through. Above, Cardinals and Priests blazed in combat patrols while Zeus bombers maintained anti-shipping cordons, soon to be aided by 100 Bear ASW bombers in a slight redeployment from Zanski. In short, absent a fleet able to deploy, Wagdog was to be as ready for facing a Londinian assault as it could...
British Londinium
28-09-2007, 00:15
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Official Londinian Communiqué

Open Declaration:

This is madness. First, the Calizorinstanis attempt to assassinate our empress, later apologizing for an action which is, in and of itself, an act of war, then attempt to claim that lands lawfully granted to the Commonwealth as a gesture of goodwill are not, in fact, ours, and, to compound these insults, demands that we attend a peace conference.

It is only because I am loathe to order the slaughter of thousands of ill-trained, ill-equipped Calizorinstani rabble who profess to comprise a modern military that we will attend. Hopefully, the Calizorinstani scourge will learn to accept the consequences of their actions.

With utmost contempt,
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The Rt. Hon. Flavia Davidson, MP, PhD
Consul of the Londinian Commonwealth
The World Soviet Party
28-09-2007, 00:55
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Official Londinian Communiqué

Open Declaration:

This is madness. First, the Calizorinstanis attempt to assassinate our empress, later apologizing for an action which is, in and of itself, an act of war, then attempt to claim that lands lawfully granted to the Commonwealth as a gesture of goodwill are not, in fact, ours, and, to compound these insults, demands that we attend a peace conference.

It is only because I am loathe to order the slaughter of thousands of ill-trained, ill-equipped Calizorinstani rabble who profess to comprise a modern military that we will attend. Hopefully, the Calizorinstani scourge will learn to accept the consequences of their actions.

With utmost contempt,
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The Rt. Hon. Flavia Davidson, MP, PhD
Consul of the Londinian Commonwealth

Official Diplomatic Communique

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To: The Rt. Hon. Flavia Davidson, British Londinium
From: President Alejandro Aszenmi, The World Soviet Party

I'm not liking that tone of yours, Miss Davidson, now, if you dont stop your senseless warmongering we might have to reconsider our stance in this matter.

Trust me, Consul, I have outlived several of your kin, I have witnessed the downfall of your nation several times and always for the same reason.

You dont want this to happen again, am I right?

Signed,
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Alejandro Aszenmil, President of The World Soviet Party.
Calizorinstan
28-09-2007, 00:57
Official Communique, Axis Nova Office of Foreign Affairs

We offer Topside City, at the summit of our Jacob's Ladder orbital elevator, as a conference location. It is completely safe from all forms of land, air, and sea-based interference.

That is where it shall be held then! That is where it'll be held, at the summit of Axis Nova's Jacob's Ladder oribital elevator!

I'll see you there,

President Jack Arnold
Calizorinstan
British Londinium
28-09-2007, 01:08
OOC: A space elevator? You have to be kidding me. Just put it in freaking San Diego so we can move on. And check your TGs.
Shazbotdom
28-09-2007, 01:16
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FROM THE OFFICE OF THE MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR. LARRY WILLIAMS
I will attend this peace conference personally. I kept telling myself that I would go see the Jacob's Ladder that was built by Axis Nova and this would be a good time to do some sight seeing before and after the conference.
Central Prestonia
28-09-2007, 01:28
Presidential Mansion
1 Avenue of Heroes
Hudson
1500 Hours

"Well, it appears that there might be some peace from this after all," President Gannon said to his Secretary of Foreign Affairs, Steve Preston. "Somehow, I don't see much coming of this. You know what the Londinians are like when they want something. I want you to be at the conference. Stand firm and don't let the Calis get intimidated Steve. I trust you." Steve Preston sat down in the chair across from Gannon, wearing a Disturbed T-Shirt and a pair of jeans. At 27, the ex-fighter pilot was never too fond of formal attire, especially on what was supposed to be a day off. "You got it Justin, I can handle this," he said, using the President's first name. Gannon had been a friend of his father since The Revolution started 10 years ago, and they were on first-name terms. "I remember Consul Davidson from that school in ViZion I went to. She was quite a snob back in the day, and judging by her statements that hasn't changed. Typical Londinian. Trust me boss, she tries any scare tactics I'll set her straight." "Good, good. You can return to your day off now, I'll send any relevant items to your Blackberry," Gannon said, smiling.

Official Prestonian Statement

We wish to avoid war at all costs. Foreign Affairs Secretary Steven M. Preston will be attending the conference. Hopefully something good may come of this.

To: Fifth High Seas Fleet
From: Fleet Admiral Stanley Windsor
YOU WILL SAIL OFFSHORE SAN DIEGO, CALIZORINSTAN STOP.
MISSION IS TO PERFORM SHAKEDOWN EXERCISES STOP.
SCENARIOS ARE ENCLOSED IN ORDERS STOP.
RUN AT DEFCON 1 FOR MAX. REALISM FULL STOP.

OOC:
ORBAT:
5th High Seas Fleet
1x Indomitable Class Supercapital
5x Montana Class BB
10x Federation Class CVN
20x Ticonderoga Class CG
25x Drake Class DDGN
40x Perry Class FFG
20x Allegro Class SSN
5x Mercy Class Hospital Ship
5x Fleet Oiler
20x Troop Transport
10x Supply/Logistics Vessel

100,000 Marines
100,000 Army
Toori
28-09-2007, 03:23
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Official Londinian Communiqué

Open Declaration:

This is madness. First, the Calizorinstanis attempt to assassinate our empress, later apologizing for an action which is, in and of itself, an act of war, then attempt to claim that lands lawfully granted to the Commonwealth as a gesture of goodwill are not, in fact, ours, and, to compound these insults, demands that we attend a peace conference.

It is only because I am loathe to order the slaughter of thousands of ill-trained, ill-equipped Calizorinstani rabble who profess to comprise a modern military that we will attend. Hopefully, the Calizorinstani scourge will learn to accept the consequences of their actions.

With utmost contempt,
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The Rt. Hon. Flavia Davidson, MP, PhD
Consul of the Londinian Commonwealth



OOC: Madness?!?!?!??! THIS IS.......... SPAAAATAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!








sorry, I had to say that. BTW, why is everyone deploying units if we're supposedly going to have some lame ass friggin peace conference?
Fordock
28-09-2007, 03:30
OOC - Silly peace conferences. War solves things quicker and faster.

Open Fordockian Statement

Madness this is indeed. An attempt is made on the life of the British Londinium empresses. The agent is thought to be of Calizorinstan. However we have no proof of that has no NON-BIASED neutral investigation is to be allowed. The same people at British Londinium then make territorial demands as punishment instantly. Calizorstan backs down but then decides not to? The only reason is because he either received support , or British Londinium was plotting with him. The first is more likely. British Londinum is hesitant to deploy their forces. Clearly to us this was supposed to be a quick Imperialist mission but then others complicated it. So you accepted a lesser offer and tried to end. Sensing support Calizorinstan reneged on the deal. So now you have a war on your hands which you will probably try and get out of "by the mercy of your heart". British Londinium you disgrace us and all democratic socalists with your war-mongering imperial practice and the government of Fordock hearby condemns your nation.
Zoingo
28-09-2007, 03:31
OOC: Madness?!?!?!??! THIS IS.......... SPAAAATAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!








sorry, I had to say that. BTW, why is everyone deploying units if we're supposedly going to have some lame ass friggin peace conference?

occ: :D
its okay, now that you have let it all out, do you feel better?

USZ Department of International Affairs
Official Diplomatic Telegram

We applaued all of the nations involved in the conflict that are trying to settle this diplomaticly, instead of going to war. One of our diplomats will attend the meeting that will be held. We were going to offer the Presidental Palace of Zoingo as a meeting place and a thread instantly created, but the "space elevator" of Axis Nova has already been chosen. We will be interested in this meeting. We also would like to remind Fordock that war takes way longer than a simple diplomatic meeting between nations. And although we don't particularly like British Londinium, we condem your "hot head insults" that usually have no effect on him and also usually result in a backfire.

Signed,
Floris Pierock
Department of International Affairs
British Londinium
28-09-2007, 03:48
OOC: Wow. Can you say metagaming? People are jumping to excessively irrational IC conclusions, while, they may be true OOCly, there's no IC proof of anything.

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Official Londinian Communiqué

Open Declaration:

Is asking for compensation instead of war when Calizorinstan attempts to kill our empress so unreasonable? Is not a amicable solution better than a full out war? Considering that a significant portion of the Commonwealth Parliament would like to see nothing more than President Arnold's severed head on a pike, it is a miracle that a war is not in progress now. We merely asked for - and received - a sparsely populated, strategically insignificant area in the hinterland of Calizorinstan.

Sincerely,
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The Rt. Hon. Flavia Davidson, MP, PhD
Consul of the Londinian Commonwealth
Calizorinstan
28-09-2007, 03:58
OOC: Wow. Can you say metagaming? People are jumping to excessively irrational IC conclusions, while, they may be true OOCly, there's no IC proof of anything.

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Official Londinian Communiqué

Open Declaration:

Is asking for compensation instead of war when Calizorinstan attempts to kill our empress so unreasonable? Is not a amicable solution better than a full out war? Considering that a significant portion of the Commonwealth Parliament would like to see nothing more than President Arnold's severed head on a pike, it is a miracle that a war is not in progress now. We merely asked for - and received - a sparsely populated, strategically insignificant area in the hinterland of Calizorinstan.

Sincerely,
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The Rt. Hon. Flavia Davidson, MP, PhD
Consul of the Londinian Commonwealth

I think I should leave this at that, leaving Alaska to British Londinium is now not a bad thing after all. Why is your nation so hostile to us? I am happy that we are not at war and at peace, but could you give us some tips as how to appear favourable in your eyes with President Arnold (me) still remaining leader, if not, just leave us alone, that is all we ask.

We just want to be left alone for Pete's sake! I am happy with the present arrangements!

Signed,

President Jack R. Arnold
Calizorinstan
British Londinium
28-09-2007, 04:14
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Tensions ease in Calizorin-Commonwealth crisis

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As Londinian forces sweep through the newly acquired Berincia province, relations between the Londinian Commonwealth and Calizorinstan are returning to normal - if strained - levels.

"Whilst the attempt on the empress' life is inexcusable, the Commonwealth is not so unreasonable as to maintain wartime footing with Calizorinstan," a Ministry of Foreign Affairs spokeswoman said in a press conference. "We hope that this most unfortunate incident will remain behind us."

Trade and travel prohibitions on Calizorinstan have been lifted, though a new seven-percent tariff on Calizorinstani goods has been enacted by Kensington, to serve as "a continuing reminder of the crimes of the Calizorinstani government."

The assassin, who to this day refuses to disclose a name besides "Arnold", has been spared execution and has, instead, been sentenced to three consecutive life sentences in a maximum-security penal institution within Tasmania.

Story from LBG NEWS:
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Published:03:53:02 LST

© LBG MMXII
Shazbotdom
28-09-2007, 04:16
*SNIP*

Official Londinian Communiqué

Open Declaration:

Is asking for compensation instead of war when Calizorinstan attempts to kill our empress so unreasonable? Is not a amicable solution better than a full out war? Considering that a significant portion of the Commonwealth Parliament would like to see nothing more than President Arnold's severed head on a pike, it is a miracle that a war is not in progress now. We merely asked for - and received - a sparsely populated, strategically insignificant area in the hinterland of Calizorinstan.

Sincerely,
*SNIP*
The Rt. Hon. Flavia Davidson, MP, PhD
Consul of the Londinian Commonwealth

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FROM THE OFFICE OF THE MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR. LARRY WILLIAMS
Until it can be proven beyond a reasonable doubt that the Government of Calizorinstan is responsible for this attempt on your National Leaders life, we will stand by their decision to not give you an inch of land. We will also prepare to deploy the 3rd HAVOC Naval Battlegroup in case they are needed to divert any Naval Forces from your nation away from our Ally.

We ask that you stop with the constant badgering, come up with hard evidence, such as computer logs, e-mails, snail mail letters, or something that can be put into a persons hands that can prove that the President of Calizorinstan personally gave the order for this assassination attempt.
Vetalia
28-09-2007, 04:56
Ministry of Trade

The Vetalian government would like to purchase exploration and drilling rights in Berincia to allow our companies to explore for oil and natural gas in this new province. In addition, we would like to request permission to begin investment in the construction of additional port and airport facilities for the eventual arrival of tourists and foreign investment in this new territory.

Specific payment for these rights can be determined when a proper survey of the territory has been completed.

Regards,
Proconsul Vladimir Trepov
Cazelia
28-09-2007, 05:09
~Official Imperial Democracy Message~

Personally, I believe that the Calizorinstani government has nothing to do with this so called 'Assassination attempt'. What if it was....YOU! No, just kidding. Also, this makes no sense. What does the Prussian Republic have to gain for shooting the Empress. I mean, it could be those CNA guys who killed the Consul parents or something. He could just be saying he's from Calizorinstan. Oh, and I almost forgot, enclosed is a chocolate cake for the empress. Enjoy!

Sincerely,
Ingram J Hasley
~Presidential Secretary~

OOC: No, the cake is not poisoned
The PeoplesFreedom
28-09-2007, 05:15
State Department Communication
We will stand by our Shazbotdom allies in this. Until it is proven that our ally did it, then we will have to disallow any BL ships access to Alaska. We wish for the investigation to be done jointly between BL-SC personal and a third-party. These are our demands.
British Londinium
28-09-2007, 05:19
Official Communiqué

We have stated repeatedly that we will allow for interviews with the prisoner at his cell within Tasmania, and are more than willing to allow for certain third-parties to conduct investigations.
The PeoplesFreedom
28-09-2007, 05:22
State Department Communication
This is acceptable. A TPFian investigative team will arrive within your nation in the next few days. Thank you for your cooperation.
Axis Nova
28-09-2007, 10:18
OOC: Wow. Can you say metagaming? People are jumping to excessively irrational IC conclusions, while, they may be true OOCly, there's no IC proof of anything.


OOC: Given your past history, how can you possibly expect people to NOT be suspicious of you ICly? They are well within their rights to be.