The Invasion of The Holy Empire of Yahvew.
Trrraerrr
25-09-2007, 18:33
Whell, this is my first post in this forum, and I choose first to declarate an war, so what the heck.
THE OFFICAL DECLARATION OF THE INVASION OF THE HOLY EMPIRE OF YAHVEW.
Dear fellow men of the Empire of Trrraerrr, today your fate will lie in the first war where we fight. Our attack ground is The Holy Empire of Yahvew. We will invade this Psychotic Dictatorship. Tommorow I will post more information of this war.
Dictated,
General of The Army, Yuri Vasilev.
Please read the stickies at the top of the forum. These may help you in RP'ing sensibly, and you have presented the classic example of a first poor post.
Calizorinstan
25-09-2007, 18:46
Alfegos is correct, you should read the stickies first before posting, I read them over and over before I posted. Plus, I just looked up Yahvew, he's bigger then you, you are going to be slaughtered.
If you're lucky, your inexperience will gather sympathy from your target and you shall be pardoned at the cost of becoming a protectorate.
Krapickstan
25-09-2007, 19:09
young nooblet please abide by the rules of the forum, you have no reason to attack this nation and also no idea of how to RP i suggest you practice a bit and build up your nation a bit more...
Heed Cali and Alf. When I first started posting last year thinkin I was tough shiz, I made a retard n00b out of myself.
Why is it the fashion now for new nations to declare war on their first post?
This has happened so much that I'm sorely tempted to forget the politeness and :upyours:. Damn lucky I'm not at that stage yet.
Dontgonearthere
25-09-2007, 20:24
Why is it the fashion now for new nations to declare war on their first post?
This has happened so much that I'm sorely tempted to forget the politeness and :upyours:. Damn lucky I'm not at that stage yet.
Your join date must be off. Its ALWAYS been the fashion for new nations to declare war in their first post.
I didn't! Yipee!
I only joined in slightly with a small spam-fest...I regret that now. Luckily, the thread died by the enxt day badly, and I made a half-decent correction of my mistakes.
I will be discouraging any friends I know considering of joining the forums just to post a war message to a ntion they probably ICly don't know.
Not that this helps...
Dontgonearthere
25-09-2007, 20:41
I didn't! Yipee!
I only joined in slightly with a small spam-fest...I regret that now. Luckily, the thread died by the enxt day badly, and I made a half-decent correction of my mistakes.
I will be discouraging any friends I know considering of joining the forums just to post a war message to a ntion they probably ICly don't know.
Not that this helps...
Thats because youre not one of the cool kids.
Just remember people, this has been going on since NS started. This one is better than most though his spelling is good, AND he hasnt used any emotes.
I give it a 9/10 as far as n00b War Deklar Thredz go. He even promised more information as to the nature of this war.
Why, I might even go so far as to ICly offer him some shiny toys for to subjigate his possible nemisis with.
8/10 is what I give it, the only reason being so is that more info hasn't been brought up, and this follows the standard format of "hey, why don't I declare war on someone for no political reason for my first post and see what others think about me".
Other than that, spelling and grammer look good, and if more info is promised, then this might turn out to be a good thread.