NationStates Jolt Archive

Isla del Cobra

Jade was planning something again, and everyone was waiting for what it was......

So that they could run away Screaming.

Jade had been planning something for ten weeks now and even Sakura Sora was scared, all of Jade's Plans were wacky and not able to work, so all of Cobra Moon.

then today Jade said it.

"I HAVE A PLAN!"

everyone was soon running for the door, only to have it Close on them. Jade was not leting them out.

"I plan for a Attack on Cazelia to still It's Anti-Satellite Missiles and use it on The Global Satellite System and force the world to pay Ten Trillion Dollars to us to keep their Satellites from being Blasted!"

Evil Laugher soon filled the Island.

Open Letter to the leader(s) of Isla del Cobra

To whom it may concern,

Attention! Do you plan to mount a foolish attack upon a sovereign nation in order to steal its anti-satellite missiles? Take a moment to consider. A costly invasion.... lowered morale at home and lowered opinions from overseas.... potential counter-attacks from its allies.... Face it, these days going to war for imperialistic purposes is both inconvenient and unnecessary.

Unnecessary, you ask? Yes: for we at Acme® have developed an alternative.

The Acme Corporation is pleased to introduce its latest product, the M-30 Anti-Satellite Missile. Sold for the low, low price of $30,000 apiece, the M-30 is a missile featuring a cold fusion engine powering a perpetual motion propulsor; the warhead consists of five hundred kilograms of Acme®'s innovative new Dynamo™, the non-nuclear explosive that's even more effective than a nuclear warhead! One kilogram of Dynamo™ explodes with approximately the force of 2500 kg of TNT. Best of all, with our current deal, for every four missiles you buy, we'll throw in a fifth one, TOTALLY FREE! Don't want your enemies to know you're buying Acme® products? 'Stealth Shipping' is available for only $50 extra per missile! Order today!

-- Acme Corporation Marketing Department
Corporate HQ, Anything-for-a-Profit, Vojvodina-Nihon
This letter has been sponsored by sales of the Acme® Eavesdropping-on-Secret-In-Character-Conversations Device

go jump off a cliff ,no one going to pay Ten Trillion Dollars to you to keep their Satellites from being Blasted! we be more happy to nuke you then pay you the money

From IMHQ

go jump off a cliff ,no one going to pay Ten Trillion Dollars to you to keep their Satellites from being Blasted! we be more happy to nuke you then pay you the money

From IMHQ

Lulz. Well said, Imperial Isa.

(OOC: To be honest, you invading Caezilia would only trigger the AN (Anti-Noob) Ignore Guns. If you don't RP in a sensible, decent way, no-one will really give a flying ****)

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FAO: "Princess" Jade

Please, for the love of whatever deity you worship, take a long run off of a very short pier.

Please.

Any attemp to destroy our satalites will result in a godrod attack that will be aimed at Princess Jade, and the rest of your royal family. Have a nice day.

(OOC: To be honest, you invading Caezilia would only trigger the AN (Anti-Noob) Ignore Guns. If you don't RP in a sensible, decent way, no-one will really give a flying ****)

OOC: And if you did RP sensibly, you'd still have a dozen nations on you faster than you can say "invade and annex".

OOC: And if you did RP sensibly, you'd still have a dozen nations on you faster than you can say "invade and annex".

OOC: Did someone mention ANNEXAION? *Swoops like a hungry vulture*