NationStates Jolt Archive

Brach sentiologists were studying human religion when they stumbled upon the humans' Bible. The holy book of the Christian faith. Much of it read like the Vok, the holy book of the Brach's major religion. The Brach scientific community was shocked by this.

Religious scholars said it was proof that Yiu (God) is omnipresent and does talk to his creation. Skeptics claimed that it proved nothing and that the humans had stolen a Vok and copied from it. As proof they noted that the Bible was identical to the Vok in many places. They said that the Bible was a human made fraud that was invented in the present era. As proof they noted that many copies of the Bible said "Printed 2004" on them. This, they claimed, proved the Bible was duplicated from the Vok in 2004 AD human time.

The Ganju (athiests) said that the Bible was nothing more than a work of fiction. If the humans believed in an omnipresent being then they were not as advanced as they claimed to be. They began lobbying the government to bar communication with the human nations.

SECRET IC:
SCENE: Shazbotdom Imperial Palace
"2004 eh?" Larry said to himself as he looked at the latest news from that land of dino's. He then looked around and picked up a copy of the SNN's paper and read through it till he got an idea. He looked over at his computer and began to type. it would be a diplomatic message but not one that would use the Shazbotdom Seal. He wanted to make sure that it said exactly what he wanted it to say. Then he pushed send and sent out the message to the world.


FROM THE OFFICE OF THE MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS
MR LARRY WILLIAMS
I am sending this on behalf of the entirety of the Shazbotdom People. While the government is not secular, we do feel that it is a persons choice to believe whatever they wish when it comes to religion. We would also like to point out to those in charge of the Soverign Nation of Brachiosaurus that their information is misdone.

I personally am not a practicing religious man, but I have seen Bibles of the Jewish Religion that date back to the early 14th Century, on display in the museum portion of one of Shazbotdom Largest and oldest Jewish Temples. I have heard of people finding religious items that have been known to be older than the Bible I have seen, but I have not personaly seen these items.

So I suggest that you stop shopping at the local new age religious stores if you wish to find more information about human religion.

Secret IC:
Location: The Mother Church
The Archbishop had been sitting for some time now, the paper in front of him...He read as many papers from other nations as he could, and this was the reason why he did it, "They are fools, the Mother church is the only true religion..." With that he took to the Studio and Opened a worldwide tele-broadcast.

The Archbishop speaks to the World:
"Children of the world hear me, there has been a heresy spoken about the church," The Archbishop spoke with such a fervor that only he could seem to muster. "A Nation spoke that they were the true religion, they said they were the ones who were true and that The Mother Church was the false...I Ask you, who is to be trusted, WHO!" He slammed his fist down on the podium before him, "I for one think it is wrong, I feel that these...these beasts, need be stopped and forced to understand the joy of the church, they are non believers and they need to converted I ask those who follow the Mother Church to join with me..." He stopped long enough to catch his breath, "I as well ask for a private meeting between myself and Minister of Foreign Affairs, you will know how to contact me should to agree." With that he pushed a button killing the signal.

Ceratosaurus Province, Cheifdom of Brachiosaurus

The Ceran Grand Cheiftain was beholden to the Brach Grand Cheiftain. His race was young, being the result of nuclear attacks on the country at the end of the last civil war.
They had been granted much autonomy except in forign affairs. They were under Brach protection so they could be free to develop. They had gone, quickly, from clubs and rock throwing to bows and arrows, mud brick houses, and pottery. To them, the Brachs and the humans were gods with magical powers. A gun was stick that spat out rocks and screamed loud like thunder.
They were still quite primitive. They hadn't even made an alphabet yet.