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lets take over this world, I'm offering my country's services in an alliance to rule tis world.

Recommended Reading (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=408855) I would recommend reading this link, and using a spell checker also, that'll give you a lot more crediblity in II.

ooc: i suggest you read the rules and tips on war

krapickstan recognises you as a small naion that shows no threat however any attempt of attack on our soil will result in a retaliation attack and ultimate invasion of your nation.

you have been warned

F.M Kagrik

From the comfort of her office, Prime Minister Katia Ironfist laughed condescendingly at the proposal from the tiny upstart nation. Tears streaked down her face as she was laughing quite hard.

Her Minister of Foreign Affairs had to wait for her to stop laughing in order to get a sanctioned statement to issue. Deciding that the PM was not going to be helpful, he issued one on behalf of the nation.

All you tiny upstarts are nothing more than a pack of ill-mannered, misguided rabble-rousers who best crawl back under your pitiful little rocks.

Sincerely,
Katia Ironfist

Signed but dictated.

If you do anything hostile towards me at all I will crush you like a bug. And if you can't be crushed in 3 minutes, I'll call in my pals from the alliance to enjoy the fun too. Seriously terrible grammar and persuasion, I reccomend a simple 'I'm new' thread. Such threads by newbies who haven't bothered to ask how it's done disgust me. And I won't bother saying goodbye.

I, would also destroy you if you show any hostility, ruling the NS World is impossible. How do you suppose invading 77,000 Nations?

To Whom it may concern:

I am indeed interested in your proposal. World domination certainly sounds like my cup of tea. I, along with my millions upon countless millions of deathless legions, pledge my services to your cause; the world shall be ours for the taking. Against the power of Shadow no empire, however high and mighty, can withstand.

-- Khazvon Deathflayer, Lord of Shadow, Prince of the Dark Realms
c/o Zagreb General Hospital, Psychiatric Ward
1108 Partizanska Boulevard
Zagreb, Croatia Six

United Socialist States of Cynapsia
Official Government Communique

To: The Government of Newgenesis
From: The Glorious Government of the United Socialist States of Cynapsia, Kommissariat for Foreign Affairs, Sub-Kommissariat for Minor Replies.

Message reads as follows:

'Meh.'

Brian O'Donaldson
Sub-Kommissariat Officer for Minor Replies

I, would also destroy you if you show any hostility, ruling the NS World is impossible. How do you suppose invading 77,000 Nations?

If we assume he's just talking about the forum, thats less than a hundred nations, I'd say. Discounting single-post nations and so forth, of course.

Anyway...ahem...

D00D U R RITE LET US TAK OVAR TEH WURLD WIF OAR NOOKLAR WEPUNZ AND 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 CARBORD SOLGIERS! U R LARG AND POYNTING WTF LOLOLOLOL!

If you do anything hostile towards me at all I will crush you like a bug. And if you can't be crushed in 3 minutes, I'll call in my pals from the alliance to enjoy the fun too. Seriously terrible grammar and persuasion, I reccomend a simple 'I'm new' thread. Such threads by newbies who haven't bothered to ask how it's done disgust me. And I won't bother saying goodbye.

OOC:And your inability to hold your flaming tongue disgusts me. And I would not say anything about using correct grammer: ie-I reccomend a simple 'I'm new' thread. -As seen here and above. I am curious to see, however, to who these allies of yours are. So before you decide to give your opinion again, lets think about how I will come around and tell you to be quite.

Now on to the most pressing matter- Our world Domination nation. I would take the advice of some of the more mature players and read the I.I. thread concerning Roleplay ( as state in above posts).

OOC:And your inability to hold your flaming tongue disgusts me. And I would not say anything about using correct grammer: ie-I reccomend a simple 'I'm new' thread.

And I would not say anything about using correct spelling ... (etc.) Where it comes to grammar, any English teacher would tell you not to start your sentences with conjunctions.
;)

OOC: I didn't see anything mispelled.

OOC: I didn't see anything mispelled.

No wonder....

OOC: Why are you using [OOC] tags? But I ran Hobbeebias post through my schools MS word program and no green or red lines appeared... so What was wrong with his post?

OOC: Why are you using [OOC] tags? But I ran Hobbeebias post through my schools MS word program and no green or red lines appeared... so What was wrong with his post?

(OOC: You can't see the extra C in Recommend?

Anyways, can we stop posting here, it's depressing to see a n0b attack get more posts than a topic that is trying to be serious.)

(OOC: You can't see the extra C in Recommend?

Anyways, can we stop posting here, it's depressing to see a n0b attack get more posts than a topic that is trying to be serious.)

I believe Hobbs was pointing out the other persons mistake... And was not one of his own.

I believe Hobbs was pointing out the other persons mistake... And was not one of his own.

(OOC: Meh, I'm good whichever way, we've recomended the Noob to read to the Forum stickies and we can now continue on our lives knowing our job is done, for better or worse.)

OOC: Why are you using tags? But I ran Hobbeebias post through my schools MS word program and no green or red lines appeared... so What was wrong with his post?

[OOC:] A) 'Cause this is an OOC post.
B) He misspelled "recommend" and "grammar", as well as beginning two sentences with the word "and", which -- while not a hard and fast rule per se -- is a stylistic no-no and sounds awkward in writing. Of course, these are OOC posts, so most people don't bother with grammar and spelling and punctuation; but I can't help correcting critics.

A) 'Cause this is an OOC post.
B) He misspelled "recommend" and "grammar", as well as beginning two sentences with the word "and", which -- while not a hard and fast rule per se -- is a stylistic no-no and sounds awkward in writing. Of course, these are OOC posts, so most people don't bother with grammar and spelling and punctuation; but I can't help correcting critics.

OOC: Ok... so he placed one letter out of place in the word grammar... Not an uncommon mistake when you type fast. And the word recommend within his post was incorrect on purpose. It was bolded along with the same line in the quoted portion. the Tag "ie:" normally means " For example" Which would( in my book) relieve him of any incorrect spelling. But I have had enough I must go to class.

OOC:And your inability to hold your flaming tongue disgusts me. And I would not say anything about using correct grammer: ie-I reccomend a simple 'I'm new' thread. -As seen here and above. I am curious to see, however, to who these allies of yours are. So before you decide to give your opinion again, lets think about how I will come around and tell you to be quite.

Now on to the most pressing matter- Our world Domination nation. I would take the advice of some of the more mature players and read the I.I. thread concerning Roleplay ( as state in above posts).

So? I said my peice, it was strictly OOC, and it sounds like you're taking offence somehow. I've been here more than a year, I learned the ropes the hard way, so why won't you leave it at that? I am not dragging my allies here for your sake or anyone else's, and they won't want to do that either. They would be used in a defensive-only manner, as is their charter, and I am not simply using them as a threat. And hey, I spelt 'recommend' wrong. I have a sensitive keyboard. So? Do me a favour and leave it by the side of the road, and let people say their strictly OOC peice. Besides, you spelt grammar wrong and you don't see me running around using it against people.

Off the record, you'd better look at those links, world domination man.

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/3350/alfegosforumflagvk4.png (http://img260.imageshack.us/my.php?image=alfegosforumflagvk4.png)

Alfegos Foreign Ministry
Al'fego Rai'koli'gur

We wish to make a statemnt to the little country calling itself NewGenesis: If you wish to dominate the world: get some allies (in another way than to just state to take over the world: I know nations who could do that easily).

If you just start off small, and slowly build-up your country, such a proposal may be more viable.

Yours,

Minister Campell
Minister Campell
Diplomat Pri'rai (ATLH, ASLH, APLM Law, ASLH Diplomacy)

(OOC: Meh, I'm good whichever way, we've recomended the Noob to read to the Forum stickies and we can now continue on our lives knowing our job is done, for better or worse.)

(OOC: Am I just an imaginary friend? Leave it people!!!)