Allanea
11-09-2007, 00:52
Official Marketing Announcement from the Allanean Arms Corporation
Back during the One-Day War, the Zero-One Monocorporation used advanced warfare to completely obliterate Allanea’s oil reserves. While Allanea has conquered new lands – and thus new oil reserves – since, for a long while Allanea had to rely exclusively on biofuels and the thermal depolimerization process. As such, we at Allanean Arms possess a variety of plants for production of alternative fuels.
As such, we feel it our duty to make these products available to the global market.
Oil:
Allanean Arms, Incorporated possesses multiple locations at which we produce oil from hydrocarbons (most significantly human waste) using heat and pressure derived via the output of several extremely powerful nuclear reactors. This makes it possible for us to export this artificial oil (equivalent to sweet crude in quality) at only $15 per barrel.
We will buy any kind of organic waste – human feces, garbage, etc. – from your country at uniform cost of $0.5 per barrel. You will however pay the costs of transportation yourself.
Biofuels:
Produced in large amounts at Allanean Arms’ industrial hemp plantations, biofuels are available – not just the usual biodiesel (made available at $30 per barrel), but also aviation biofuels, good enough to fly fighter jets, available at $60 per barrel.
Our aviation biofuel is not rated for use in SR-71, ZMI Corona, or equivalent supersonic aircraft. Allanean Arms, Incorporated is not responsible for any damage to your aircraft, your person, or your runway from use of this biofuel in such jets.
Price list:
We Sell:
Oil: $15 per barrel
Biodiesel: $30 per barrel
Aviation Biofuel: $60
We buy:
Any kind of organic garbage/waste at $0.5 per barrel. Please transfer it to our production facilities yourself.
See also our Vehicle Storefront (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=529723) and Arms Storefront (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=531363)
UNLIKE our foreign competitors in the Blackhelm Confederacy, we guarantee you none of your money will be used in human rights abuses of any kind. We guarantee a humane corporate policy. We guarantee that all of the oil is produced in an environmentally-friendly manner (by recycling waste). We guarantee no animals are harmed during the production of our oil and biofuels. We guarantee none of our workers are beaten, underpaid, or mistreated. We guarantee a socially-conscious, humane, decent corporate policy.
Allanean Arms – Feel Free to Enjoy Our Products!
OOC: Just state how much oil/diesel/etc. your nation imports per year. This should likely be in millions and dozens of millions of barrels, given this is NS.
Back during the One-Day War, the Zero-One Monocorporation used advanced warfare to completely obliterate Allanea’s oil reserves. While Allanea has conquered new lands – and thus new oil reserves – since, for a long while Allanea had to rely exclusively on biofuels and the thermal depolimerization process. As such, we at Allanean Arms possess a variety of plants for production of alternative fuels.
As such, we feel it our duty to make these products available to the global market.
Oil:
Allanean Arms, Incorporated possesses multiple locations at which we produce oil from hydrocarbons (most significantly human waste) using heat and pressure derived via the output of several extremely powerful nuclear reactors. This makes it possible for us to export this artificial oil (equivalent to sweet crude in quality) at only $15 per barrel.
We will buy any kind of organic waste – human feces, garbage, etc. – from your country at uniform cost of $0.5 per barrel. You will however pay the costs of transportation yourself.
Biofuels:
Produced in large amounts at Allanean Arms’ industrial hemp plantations, biofuels are available – not just the usual biodiesel (made available at $30 per barrel), but also aviation biofuels, good enough to fly fighter jets, available at $60 per barrel.
Our aviation biofuel is not rated for use in SR-71, ZMI Corona, or equivalent supersonic aircraft. Allanean Arms, Incorporated is not responsible for any damage to your aircraft, your person, or your runway from use of this biofuel in such jets.
Price list:
We Sell:
Oil: $15 per barrel
Biodiesel: $30 per barrel
Aviation Biofuel: $60
We buy:
Any kind of organic garbage/waste at $0.5 per barrel. Please transfer it to our production facilities yourself.
See also our Vehicle Storefront (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=529723) and Arms Storefront (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=531363)
UNLIKE our foreign competitors in the Blackhelm Confederacy, we guarantee you none of your money will be used in human rights abuses of any kind. We guarantee a humane corporate policy. We guarantee that all of the oil is produced in an environmentally-friendly manner (by recycling waste). We guarantee no animals are harmed during the production of our oil and biofuels. We guarantee none of our workers are beaten, underpaid, or mistreated. We guarantee a socially-conscious, humane, decent corporate policy.
Allanean Arms – Feel Free to Enjoy Our Products!
OOC: Just state how much oil/diesel/etc. your nation imports per year. This should likely be in millions and dozens of millions of barrels, given this is NS.