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Sharktooth Oil, Inc

Takeing a bite out of clean Energy, because we can

We in Sharktooth Oil have made the world run better with our Oil, which we sale for $14 a Barrel. We will make sure that this world runs on oil, till we can find something better to do. Every drop of Oil you use will fead Childern in Third World nations and will help make the world better.

so go with oil, Sharktooth Oil.

The State and People of Fordock officially boycott this product and recommend a simpler course of action. There are cleaner resources to use and a company that makes no attempt at change for the better does not deserve Business.

Roz Relhcik
Minister Of Work
The Principality of Fordock

Emerald Empress Prazsac the First stepped up to the podium, waving to her boyfriend and flicking her hair out of her eyes before saying, "The Free Empire of Great Vantania declares that since the Sharktooth Oil Co. is really just a big bully and is probably owned by the government and stuff, that it's now classified as a terrorist organization. Any of their members found in or around Vantanian national waters will be executed by impalement. Yay!" With that the young Empress did a cheerleading move, before walking back into the Emerald Palace. The sound of bubble gum popping was audible for a few seconds.

The people of Mephras find the claims of this company somewhat ridiculous. We would like to inquire into how exactly buying your oil will help feed third world children and make the world a better place.

Official Declaration from the Terran State of Kroando

Due to the communist practice of fixed pricing, and suspected mass-subsidation of the oil industry by the RBI, all trade with the rogue state is hereby finished. All RBI vessels are prohibited from entering Kroandon waters, and all Kroandon businesses are prohibited from trading in any way, shape or form with the RBI.

End Decleration

[If you sell for 14$ a barrel, you do not go on the supply and demand system... thus you do not go on the principles of capitalism... thus you are a socialist, and are damaging the world economy for your own gain. To hell with you.]

Unto the so called businessmen of Sharktooth Oil. You are a corporation that 'home ports' itself in the nation of the Ryou Black Islands. We would not buy oil from you if you were the last producers of Oil on the face of the planet. The Domination of Tanaara has a No Interaction Injunction in place for the Ryou Black Islands. Please take your snake oil ads elsewhere.

P.S. Perhaps you should switch ad companies. Your current company’s proof readers are sloppy.

Every drop of Oil you use will fead Childern in Third World nations

I get 30% of their oil:D

Official Allanean Arms, Inc. Request

We will wire you 14 million dollars in exchange for 1 million barrels of oil. Thank you.

Transcript. Excerpted from The Saturday Morning Show with Marko Dniepropetrovski.

"Now, for our next item.... A company called Sharktooth Oil is selling oil at pretty cheap prices. It says that every drop of oil you buy will go to feed kids in third world countries. Now, I'm sure Sharktooth Oil has good intentions at heart, but do those impoverished kids really want to be eating oil? It tastes distinctly acrid...." [Laughter.]

"See, the other day, my wife bought a few barrels of Sharktooth Oil, and ever since she's been complaining that her pancakes explode...." [Laughter.]

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ONE WAR AT A TIME!

[It's not a war... it's a conflict... besides, who ever heard of too much fun?]

RBI, just because its a war doesn't mean you have to send launch an invasion. All you have to do is use your navy to protect your shipping from at the moment, forces unknown.

Sharktooth Oil, Inc has rised the Price of it's Oil to $40 per Barrel