NationStates Jolt Archive

Greetings! For your personal and national enjoyment, we are pleased to announce the new John Lennon Chemical Supply Services! We offer a full range of high grade drugs, from 100% Pure LSD to strong, safe and legal steroids!* All products are usefull and innovative Bill Maz originals, or the finest pre-existing materials. Our prices are reasonable, and delivery is swift.

Note: JLCSS Reserves the right to refuse service and supply service at our discretion.

*Can also be used for diplo-military purposes...

I: Steroids
2: Hallucinogens
3: Medical Drugs
4: Psychoactives
5: Narcotics

We conduct business as such: You tell us what type of chemical you would like, and we negotiate the drug and price. The process is quick, easy, and efficient.

Noctiana: sent you a telegram.

We'll buy 500 units of hallucinogens. We'll need them for our war.

As I'm just getting situated, I haven't been able to post, but I can give you 200 Pounds processed Gaseous Marijuana for use in bombs and 300 gallons liquid LSD for spraying use among crops and citizens, etc. You can modify the stuff, and the package will be $600 million. You'll have it imediately after I get the money. Sound good?

Confirmed?

Excellent. THe 600 million USD will be transferred immediately. How will the erm...biochemical weapon raw materials, as we say, be shipped?

Great. It'll be sent on an armored submarine. We'll keep it as secure as possible.

Thank you. However, make sure to declare yourself, your cargo, and your affiliation before crossing the nautical border into our nearest colony. We are on full alert right now, and the automated pressure-weapon systems are programmed to shoot any submarine that does not make contact first. Sorry to inconvenience you.

The Alllied States of Faxanavia wishes to purchase 5000 units of Hallucinogens, and 5000 units of psychoactives.

Welcome, Faxanavia! As for Psychoactives, we reccomend NDRIs (stimulants increasing alertness and focus), of which the most effecient is MDPV. It has a long lasting effect and will greatly improve soldier productivity.

In terms of hallucinogens, we recommend the liquid processed mandrake root deliriant. It is effectively sprayed on crops and water supply to subdue mental function through food intake and will quickly defeat your enemy.

We offer the package for $10 billion USD.

Welcome, Faxanavia! As for Psychoactives, we reccomend NDRIs (stimulants increasing alertness and focus), of which the most effecient is MDPV. It has a long lasting effect and will greatly improve soldier productivity.

In terms of hallucinogens, we recommend the liquid processed mandrake root deliriant. It is effectively sprayed on crops and water supply to subdue mental function through food intake and will quickly defeat your enemy.

We offer the package for $10 billion USD.

Unfortunately, after much review of our finances, we regret to say that 10 billion is way too much to pay for that few psychoactives. We may reconsider, but for now, the offer is retracted.