NationStates Jolt Archive


Eight billion bugs!

Studium
03-09-2007, 13:30
Intergalactic Press Association
STUDIUM HIVE GROWS TO UNPRECEDENTED LEVELS!

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Atmospheric fireworks above Studium III, this morning.

STUDIUM, Studii System, Xithis Combine (IPA) - Celebrations of a distinctly Xithis style were held all across (or rather, underneath) Planet Studium today, amid announcements from the Prime Queen that the eight billionth Xithis had hatched earlier this morning.

The eight billionth Xithis was a specially-fertilised female, whose name, if translated into Basic from her pheromone identifier, would sound something like 'Klkiknika'.

Flotillas of the Xithis Combine Fleet joined the celebrations by using their particle accelerator cannons in a most unusual way - by firing a low-level particle stream into the magnetosphere of the planet, they created a fireworks display that could be seen for thousands of miles around.

Beneath the surface celebrations were well under way, with hundreds of millions of Xithis taking the day off work to visit commemorative museum exhibits and watch numerous performances of Xithisi art through the ages. Large, cross-habitat festivals are planned for later this evening, as Xithis everywhere regard this as a 'family' occasion rather than a 'national' one.

"It good to see," Prime Queen Rithix was quoted as saying. "So many our children, living in prosperity. New, grand era for Xithis Combine is this!"

While the celebrations continue, however, the National Governing Body continues to be dogged by critics who ask whether or not the combined habitats can support such sustained growth levels for much longer, and if not, what they intend to do about it. Last year the Population Ministry made recommendations that the habitats be expanded, despite Engineering Ministry complaints that doing so without detailed structural scans could be potentially dangerous.

But for the time being, Xithis are just looking forward to the festivities.
Commonalitarianism
04-09-2007, 02:34
Communique: Ministry of Culture

Dear Sophonts,
We congratulate you on your 8th billion citizen as a special gift, we offer this child several stuffed toy worms, a musical Captain Wormy Space Cadet picture book, and a purple overstuffed couch.

Regards,

Alfred Ohyes, Minister of Culture
New Brittonia
04-09-2007, 03:00
The USS of New Brittonia wishes to give a 500 New Pound Sterling Applebees gift certificate to the family and Prime Queen Rithix, valid at any Applebees in New Brittonia. Pleace come soon to use it.
Studium
05-09-2007, 09:37
Having no idea what to do with these peculiar and somewhat spammy gifts, the Royal Advisory gave them to the Science and Technology Ministry for analysis. Promptly finding no practical application for the objects, the S&T Ministry used them in a molecular disassembly experiment, and the molecules were used to build a hosepipe.
Toori
05-09-2007, 09:46
The Armed Republic of Toori wishes to congratulate you on your recent achivements, and hearby presents your queen with a generous gift of a Protoss Ceremonial Glave, one of the finest, most beautiful blade-weapons in existence.
Commonalitarianism
05-09-2007, 18:51
From: Ecotechnics Institute, Liberty Arcology, Paradise Planet, Paradisian System, Commonalitarianism Space

Re: Population Issues.

Hello,
This is Boris Cruonis, Director of the Ecotechnics Institute. It has come to our attention that your population is expanding considerably. There is mention of need for engineering or ecotechnic services.
We are specialists in building complex ecosystems for long term habitat use. This includes paraterraforming planetoids, small moons, and asteroids, building domed cities, and arcologies in a variety of environments.
Have you considered a long term plan for paraterraforming any of your inner planets or moons.

Regards,

Boris Cruonis, Director Ecotechnics Institute
Kirav
05-09-2007, 22:04
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Kiravian Empire



Permissum Astrum Subleuco

Imperial Secriat of Culture

Foreign Culture Office

Congratulations on your 8 billionth citizen. We invite you to send a ceremonial delegation to our country.
Studium
07-09-2007, 00:33
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"Thanking you, most gracious gift-givers of Toori. To the museum of xenological cultures this will go, to be viewed by many!"

- Royal Advisory to Prime Queen Rithix

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"Thanking you for the most gracious offer of assistance, though, if it were true that there were population issues, Combine Engineering Ministry is highly capable of deducing solutions alone. Regards to planets, few of habitable value within Combine borders, though, candidates are highlighted privately. To the lastly, no xenological entity ever has set their feet within the combined habitats, and this will unchanged remain for the viewable future."

- Royal Advisory to Prime Queen Rithix

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"Thanking you for the congratulations. We have no ceremonial delegations in stock presently. You may receive Combine diplomats, however?"

- Royal Advisory to Prime Queen Rithix