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Press-Release of the Socialist Republic of Fatahland

Today, our Bureau of Political Domination and our Comrade Sabrina Engels, the Beloved Leader of our Motherland, have made a decision! Hearken to us, comrade workers across the world! Hearken, oppressive capitalists! Today, we will join the ranks of the world’s communists and socialists in a struggle against Questarian racism, Allanean neo-liberalism, Freekish militarism, Doomani theocracy! Today, we march with our brothers! Today, we march with our comrades! Today, we march for victory!

Today the first strike will be landed!

Today the final battle begins!

Today we prevail!

Today, the Socialist Republic of Fatahland will deploy it’s forces at sea!

As of now, our TU-160 bombers will resume perimeter patrols around our motherland. So will our Leninism series cruisers, our Dictatorship of the Proletariat carriers, and so forth.

Let our enemies – the bourgeois, the fascist, the neo-liberal scum – know that we are on guard! Let them fear us!

Down with capitalism!
Down with liberalism!
Down with fascism!
Long live Marxism-Leninism and the World Revolution!
Long Live Comrade Sabrina Engels!

Official Message from the office of the First Minister

Once again, I see before me a nation who follows an ideology that refuses to stay in its grave. One that stands before the giants of the world and spits on them out of disrespect and recklessness.

Well, for a start, us 'Fascists' do not like to see your folk, nations that need not another nation to collapse, but themselves, claiming to the world their pitiful excuse for an ideology. Your recklessness will see your government replaced with one that is far more able. And I will be the first to bring sense to your nation. Be it in the form of intimidation, or the boots of and army of warriors.

I will ask you once. You will take back those remarks, or face us, either on the battlefield, or the stock markets. Preferably the latter, so we need not spill innocent blood, or waste good bullets.

First Minister Joahnathon Iswald Cromtoan of Ealand Isle, LfL

Official Faxanavian Communique
To: The leaders of Fatahland
Text: As a fellow socialist nation, I implore you to halt this madness. The capitalists, however corrupt they may be, are to strong a force for us. We would stand no chance in the face of empires such as those you named. The Prime Minister implores you to halt your military action.
Respectfully yours,
Prime Minister Ivansky Bochick

Message from the Toopoxican Capitolist Republic

It is unwise for a nation of your stature to make threats on powers far stronger than yourself, if we were to invade your nation now it would be an act of mercy, for there are nations out there who would wipe you and population from this planet without a batting of eyelids.

As it is we shall not invade your nation just yet, such an action would be a waste of good bullets and men, you should pray now that you have nothing we need.

Signed,
Consul Gallus Raexe.

We in Fatahland have no fear of the puny threats of the international liberal fascists. We will bury you all. Our Sovereign Democracy and its Vertical of Power will triumph.

Official Diplomatic Communique

The World Soviet Party hereby announces that it's getting tired of crazed, tin-pot dictators calling themselves "communists" sprouting here and there.

Official Communique

"When we go to hang the capitalist, they will sell us the rope." - Lenin

We quote one of the chief representatives of your ideology to portray open simple fact; you have chosen a flawed ideological system. In the end, they lacked the money to even think about buying the rope.

Open Communique

To: Fatahland
From: The Errikan Empire

The Errikan Empire has noted your insults and threats, truest of Communists, and must warn you that such things will likely not go unpunished. If you do not retract these statements, or, at the very least, cease to put them forward, we fear that the your people may not live to be starved to death by your system, as there are a great many other powers who are not nearly so forgiving as we currently are. In the future we may be among them.

Please heed our veiled threat and stop this madness immediately.

Official Diplomatic Communique

The World Soviet Party hereby announces that it's getting tired of crazed, tin-pot dictators calling themselves "communists" sprouting here and there.

Official Diplomatic Communique

Ditto.

Sub-Kommissariat for Mediocre Responses
Kommissariat for Foreign Affairs

Official Communique

The Principality of Mephras urges that these remarks be taken back before countless innocent lives are lost in a useless war of aggression. While we respect your ideals, we feel that once ideals are forced upon another, they become useless. Please cease these actions.

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FROM THE OFFICE OF THE SUPREME EMPEROR
MR GEORGE A. LOAK
We here in the Shazbotdom Empire think that you should just back down. There are nations more than 10 times your size that could wipe you out with one swift motion. If you wish to really show that you are a true left wing nation, pass laws giving your populace more political, social, and economic freedoms. Although the way you make it sound, your nation is more corrupt and politically unstable than the Capitalist Nations.

Those nations that you names though; the Questarians, the Allaneans, the Freeks, and the Doomani; are more powerful than your nation. They all could join up and take your nation out in one day. And seeing as I believe your nation is politically unstable, I would let them do it and then be the first to ask them if they need assistance putting a government into power that is less...mentally unstable.

You have been warned. You are dealing with powers that you cannot even afford to combat.

The Democratic Republic of Kemonomimi agrees with Shazbotdom, back down before you get hurt.

Their are Larger nations that will look at you and destroy you in one day, even Smaller Nations, like The Ryou Black Islands and a few other war-like ones will not stop till you are crush.

so in the name of Peace, back Down.

Signed: President Yim

The principality of Fordock is disappointed in your leadership and greatly saddened to hear the plight of the oppressed people in your nation. You are a dictatorship not Communism or socialism.

Frustratedly yours

Aukon Mekhran
Minister of Diplomacy
Principality of Fordock

**OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE**

TO: Sabrina Engels, Socialist Republic of Fatahland
FROM: Tyler Hutchins, Prime Minister, Commonwealth of Tolvan

RE: Threats

While the Commonwealth scoffs at the threats of your insignificant nation and its flawed and ineffective system of government, we take little interest inyour internal affairs.

However, take note that the Commonwealth has officially added the Socialist Republic of Fatahland to the List of Rogue Nations. As a member in this dubious grouping of nations travel between Fatahland and Tolvan is banned, all economic activity between the two nations is suspended, any Fatahland citizens in Tolvan have 48 hours to leave or face arrest for violation of Immigration Act of 1924, and any Fatahlandan military vessels or aircraft found within 50 nautical miles of Tolvanic territorial waters will be fired upon and turned back.

Consider yourselves fortunate that your nation is too small to merit a more serious response.

OFFICIAL NIHONI STATEMENT

Bring it.

SIGNED
Ko-dine-ta-za

Official Diplomatic Transmission

To: The Socialist Republic of Fatahland
From: The Corporate Domain of Soulforge Cathedral

At present your nation has done little to concern us. However, should your dramatic declaration inspire you to military action against us, or any of our allies, know only that the price you will pay will be that of the blood of your people. If you have no desire for conflict, then so be it. Just know that any hostile action will be met tenfold.

Kobayashi Maribu, Director of the Dyparaxa Research Corporation

Claudius Griffincrest sent a simple message to the nation of Fatahland.

"Bring it"

OOC: Who made the puppet, come on, tell us.

Claudius Griffincrest sent a simple message to the nation of Fatahland.

"Bring it"

OOC: Who made the puppet, come on, tell us.

OOC:
I have no clue but even though i'm Socialist. I'm about ready to glass him. haha.

Official Communique
To: The Socialist Republic of Fatahland
From: Morgan Grey, Prime Minister, Queendom of Ishann

Comrades,

It is with great sadness that we perceive your call to arms. Allow us to respond threefold.


While it is paramount that we follow our conscience, each people must find its way on its own. A state of freedom, equality, and brother/sisterhood, can only be achieved through understanding, compassion, and responsibility; evolution cannot be hurried, nor forced. We must trust that the peoples currently oppressed by Capitalism will, in time, see the truth of their own accord.
War is never the answer. We are the wolves of our own kind, but we have the power to overcome our violent impulses. Instead of aggression, offer solace; instead of war, offer the peace of your home to the refugees who flee the Capitalist oppression of their countries of origin. Make your nation a shining beacon, the place those in need might strive toward and take inspiration from. A mind changed by the simple evidence of the beauty of our ways is worth a million times more than one converted by brute force.
Comrades, we address you as such as a mere courtesy. We have read the reports on your nation, and we are appalled at your audacity to speak in the name of a vision that you, apparently, do not comprehend. You are Socialists in name alone, and your words are empty without deeds to follow suit. Regimes like yours tarnish the reputation of real left-wing governments. We sincerely hope you will endeavour to correct this discrepancy in the near future.

In the hopes that you may reconsider your course of action, we remain

Yours respectfully,

Morgan Grey,
by appointment of the People of Ishann

Claudius Griffincrest sent a simple message to the nation of Fatahland.

"Bring it"

OOC: Who made the puppet, come on, tell us.

OOC: Copy Cat..

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Message to the Blackhelm Confederacy

We at the Office of the Glorious Revolutionary Leader would like to remind the Corporate Fascists of the Blackhelm Confederacy that the People’s Revolutionary Army and Air Force have yet to take offensive action against our enemies. We will not at the present attack you if you will not attack us – however, should you invade us, your Capitalist Lackey Villain Troops will be crushed and destroyed, your infantry will be run over by the People’s Tanks, the People’s Militia will break into your nation in glory. The people of the Confederacy will doubtlessly rebel against your Fascist Corporate Neo-Liberalism, a system only marginally less evil and socially unjust than that practiced by the Libertarian-Fascist vermin in the Sovereign League.

But the People of Fatahland are peaceful people. We will be merciful, and not destroy you should you not attack us. This is our message to the people of the Confederacy – we offer you mutual non-violence.

Message to the Wagdogian Leader
Top Secret, Eyes Only

Your Honor! We do not fear the illiterate Doomani fascist, what with their aircraft that drive their users insane and their slavery-based economy that Comrade Marx predicted will inevitably crumble and fall apart. We fear not the Allaneans with their drug-addled rednecks that allow their own population to own guns – private citizens owning assault rifles! What madness! It is inevitable that the Allanean nation will soon fall apart in civilwar. Then we will triumph. What of the Freeks? They are nothing but mere barbarians, Orks in human visage, with Dreadfire as their Warboss.

But being that we are peaceful people, we will state it for your benefit: our armaments are currently defensive only. We are interested in forming an alliance with you for mutual defense.

Btw, we have now completed the Intermediate Goar of our Five-Year Plan, arming 20% of our People’s Revolutionary Militia with modern, high-grade Kalashnikov Assault Rifles (1947 model). As you see, our military is quite capable of defending the Dictatorship of the Proletariat.

"This is hilarious. I can't wait for their next press-release." ~~Friedrich Goldwasser, President of Allanea

Official Diplomatic Communique

The World Soviet Party hereby announces that it's getting tired of crazed, tin-pot dictators calling themselves "communists" sprouting here and there.

Secretariat for External Affairs
PDSRA
Official statement

The PDSRA seconds this statement.

We also note that a war of aggression aiming to spread communist ideals is not only indefensible -for it will entail the needless spilling of innocent blood- but also counter-productive. Communism is best achieved through education, showing a positive example, providing concrete aid to foreign peoples, and encouraging the evolution of foreign societies. Communism is sustainable and meaningful only if it is achieved through evolution, not through brute force.

We would be happy to explain to the people and government of Fatahland how Ariddia provides a positive example through our welcoming education system, through our cultural centres established abroad, through our international media (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Public_International_News_Ariddia) and through the providing of humanitarian aid around the world (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Ariddian_Red_Star).



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République Démocratique, Sociale et Populaire de l'Ariddia

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From The Office of the President of The Republic

We are shocked at the actions of Fatahland and their goal to compeletly destroy captialism. They are treading on the People's right to have captialism, and making socialists look like crazed madmen. We demanded you sir or madam, to shut the hell up and let the real socialists run things. Im a neo-liberal leader of a nation that vaules all freedoms including the right to choose between socialism or captialism, which in the matter we chose both.

Signed,
Walter Wolfenhowser
President of the Republic and Lord Chancellor of the Commonwealths

The Empire of The Ryou Black Islands laughs at Fatahland and it's Nazi minded "Revolutionary Leader" who is more like The leader of The Far Echo Islands.

These people are nothing more then con men who are trying to scare people with their "Uber Military of Doom" all the while, they have over only 12 men in their........army, if it can be called that.

We warn you that any Attack by the Terrorist Group of Fatahland will be met with the full power of The Ryou People, They will Kill all your Nazi Troops, Push your cardboard navy out of Ryou Waters, Blast your Terrorist camps that you claim to be Cities and kill your Terrorist Leaders and Free your people by makeing them part of The Ryou Empire and Crush your evil ways once and for all

UMI NO BANZAI!