Kroando
01-09-2007, 05:27
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"If we're not showing it, it isn't happening."Terran News Network Inc.
The Terran News Corporation is an independently owned and operated media organization dedicated to brining you the biggest news from around the globe, keeping you, the world at large, up to date on all of the major stories unfolding around NationStates. We spin nothing. We alter nill. We bring the facts from the field into your living rooms. We are TNN.
With over 72 offices around the globe, over 12,000 field agents and investigators world wide, well over 500 reporters and as many anchors, not to mention the thousands of producers, workers and aids, we assemble the most comprehensive news and deliver it to you, the deserving public. We broadcast worldwide, in over 117 different languages to hundreds of different countries and twice as many subprovinces. We deliver everything from major global news, to the stuff happening in your back yard.
Program Set-Up
I. Global News. Broadcasted globally through the TNN satellite network, every single home tuned in gets the same news, though at different times and in different languages. Global sports, wars, peace talks, trade pacts, religious doctrine... anything that is happening so far away, however this area of news is primarily major news, and not the insignificant girl scout cookie nonsense. From the Farchek-Zanzibar War to the creation of the worlds first mechanical dolphin, we bring it all, whether you want it or not.
II. Regional News. Your nation, it's neighbors, and it's neigbors neighbors. The things that affect you most, and the things that you get to point and laugh at. If your regional pollution level is higher than the norm, we'll sure as hell let you know about it. Regional sports, regional conflicts, regional insult-matches between two nations rulers. Tune in.
III. Your nation under the spotlight. We take a microscope, zoom in to x1000, and inspect every last inch of your soviergn state. We take the word privacy and throw it out the window... we will let you know what color underwear your favority national celebrity is wearing... even if we have to tear them off to find out. TNN guarantees up to date news from around the globe... and the last time we checked, you were on the globe... weren't you?
So tune in here for your latest and greatest stories. If we're not showing it, then it isn't happening.[Basically, I'm going to write mini-summaries of some of the random/semi-important stuff I see. So if you don't feel like reading all of the 20bagillion page threads... I might have a summary here.]
"If we're not showing it, it isn't happening."Terran News Network Inc.
The Terran News Corporation is an independently owned and operated media organization dedicated to brining you the biggest news from around the globe, keeping you, the world at large, up to date on all of the major stories unfolding around NationStates. We spin nothing. We alter nill. We bring the facts from the field into your living rooms. We are TNN.
With over 72 offices around the globe, over 12,000 field agents and investigators world wide, well over 500 reporters and as many anchors, not to mention the thousands of producers, workers and aids, we assemble the most comprehensive news and deliver it to you, the deserving public. We broadcast worldwide, in over 117 different languages to hundreds of different countries and twice as many subprovinces. We deliver everything from major global news, to the stuff happening in your back yard.
Program Set-Up
I. Global News. Broadcasted globally through the TNN satellite network, every single home tuned in gets the same news, though at different times and in different languages. Global sports, wars, peace talks, trade pacts, religious doctrine... anything that is happening so far away, however this area of news is primarily major news, and not the insignificant girl scout cookie nonsense. From the Farchek-Zanzibar War to the creation of the worlds first mechanical dolphin, we bring it all, whether you want it or not.
II. Regional News. Your nation, it's neighbors, and it's neigbors neighbors. The things that affect you most, and the things that you get to point and laugh at. If your regional pollution level is higher than the norm, we'll sure as hell let you know about it. Regional sports, regional conflicts, regional insult-matches between two nations rulers. Tune in.
III. Your nation under the spotlight. We take a microscope, zoom in to x1000, and inspect every last inch of your soviergn state. We take the word privacy and throw it out the window... we will let you know what color underwear your favority national celebrity is wearing... even if we have to tear them off to find out. TNN guarantees up to date news from around the globe... and the last time we checked, you were on the globe... weren't you?
So tune in here for your latest and greatest stories. If we're not showing it, then it isn't happening.[Basically, I'm going to write mini-summaries of some of the random/semi-important stuff I see. So if you don't feel like reading all of the 20bagillion page threads... I might have a summary here.]