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LGM Multiple Ordnance Attack Rocket (SMI/IDLRocketry, order here :D)

Jaredcohenia
24-08-2007, 23:19
Stuyvesant Motor Industries
Ivan Nirovsky - Damien Issac Goldstein - Lawrence Obalsnikov Rocketry

Stuyvesant Motor Industries' CEO, Michael Robinson, and the founders of INDIGLO Rocketry Corporation are proud to present an export version of the main intercontinental ballistic missile in use by the Imperial Jaredcohenian Army Missile Command, the Multiple Ordnance Attack Rocket.

The Multiple Ordnance Attack Rocket, or MOAR (which it will be referred to for the rest of this post), was first thought of in 1998. The use for this rocket came to protect Jaredcohenian interests in the overseas territory of Rosbaningrad - located north of the state now allied with Jaredcohenia, Zukariaa. The overseas territory of Rosbaningrad exists to preserve Jaredcohenian and allied interests in the area, being fully annexed by the Imperium in the year 1796 by the Admiral Mikhail Rosbanin. The area of Rosbaningrad, if you were to ask any Zukariaan living there or in Zukariaa itself, does not belong to the Cohenians at all. The epitome of the Zukariaan opinion on Jaredcohenian holdings in their rightful land was greatly expressed in the year 1996, on the celebration of two hundred years of the founding of Rosbaningrad. To the ethnic Zukariaans in the area - this was no need to celebrate, as for millenia before the Jaredcohenians captured the area it was incorporated into the Greater Kaiserburg province. As Jaredcohenian Rosbanis watched fireworks over their homeland's shores, they could hardly hear bullets from the guns of Zukariaan Rosbanis and the Zukariaan Army, laying siege to the overseas territory. By the time the Imperial Jaredcohenian Navy had arrived to Rosbaningrad - they were too late. The Zukariaan Rosbanis had destroyed Rosbaningrad City, the fortress of Jaredcohenian oppression on the Zukariaans. For two years, war ensued for the peninsula. Civillian deaths reached nearly five million, four of five citizens being a Zukariaan prisoner of war being executed under Jaredcohenian law. However, four of five soldiers killed out of the eight hundred thousand military casualties were Jaredcohenians. While the Imperial Jaredcohenian Air Force policed the skies above Rosbaningrad and the rest of the former Kaiserburg Province, the Zukariaan Navy controlled the waters. Zukariaan controls of the peninsular waters around Rosbaningrad lead to the sinking of numerous landing ships and the death of many a soldier. If the Zukariaans did not kill the Jaredcohenians - the sharks infesting the waters did.

As the rule goes, history repeats itself. While not a rule, the statement is indeed true. Minister of Defense, who at the time Ivan Cohen (now Minister of Security), pushed the Czar into funding a project at InDigLo Rocketry and Stuyvesant Motor Industries for a long range ballistics missile, more formally an intercontinental one. The result, after five years of development and testing, was a MIRVed rocket that had twelve reentry vehicles, each with a 450kt warhead. The silo launched rocket would launch from the outskirts of Jaredcohenia and reach Rosbaningrad in mere minutes - an effort which would have saved the lives of nearly six million people. However, the amount of deaths which would have been attributed to the MOAR would perhaps top six million, however technology these days hinder the ability to take weapons from the future and use them in the past (what if Sherman was given the nuke?). In order to prevent the loss of citizens for the factor of time, MOAR was created. SMI/IDL Rocketry introduces the LGM Multiple Ordnance Attack Rocket.

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Power:
First Stage: Liquid fuel motor produced by Stuyvesant Motor Industries, 3.3MN propulsion
Second Stage: Solid fuel motor produced by InDigLo Rocketry, 1.67MN propulsion
Third Stage: Solid fuel motor produced by InDigLo Rocketry, .6MN propulsion

Length: 23.4meters stage 1
Length: 16.0meters stage 2
Length: 11.1meters stage 3
Length: 1.8meters RV
Width: 2.3m Stage 1, Stage 2
Width: 2.0m Stage 3
Mass: 180,000lbs (81.6 metric tonnes)
Range: 12000-15000km
Guidance:
GPS guidance. CEP: 60-90m
Inertial, fluid stabilized system. CEP: 80-110m

Payload:
5500lbs (2500kg)
Capable of 12 Stuyvesant Motor Industries Reentry vehicles
SMI RV capable of 450KT nuclear warhead (450lbs each)

Price: $75million USD.

Domestic purchasing rights can be provided at the price of $15trillion USD. Applicants must be approved for domestic purchasing rights.

All people wishing to purchase MOARs must be approved by SMI/IDL/the Jaredcohenian government.

SPECIAL PROMOTION!

Buy ten thousand MOARs - get a ****FREE**** MOAR t-shirt, totebag, and a DVD showing how it's made!

Current Operators:

Jaredcohenia
Allanea
Vetaka
Kampfers
Mer des Ennius

Discounts:

Operators of 10,000 or more will get a 5% discount every time they purchase.
Allied/Favored nations of Jaredcohenia will get a 10% discount when they purchase.

Discounts not combinable.

OOC:

Please spell correctly. Do the math.
Allanea
24-08-2007, 23:23
Official Allanean Response

We want MOAR.

Specifically, we would like you to produce 1,000 MOAR, for 75 billion dollars.
1010102
24-08-2007, 23:25
The Binarian Millitary seeks the DPR for the MOAR. The sum of 7.5 trillion USD will be wired upon confromation.
Republics of Africa
24-08-2007, 23:37
The Confederate Republics of Africa would like to acquire 200 MOAR weapons. 15 billion will be wired upon confirmation.

Sincerely,
Kevin Yato
Grand Chancellor of the CRA
Vetaka
25-08-2007, 00:10
Official Free Dominion of Vetaka Diplomatic Message:

To: Stuyvesant Motor Industries, INDIGLO Rocketry Corporation
From: VDF High Command & Department of Defence

Subject: MOAR Acquirement

Greetings,

After hearing much buzz over this peice of equipment the Vetakan Defence Force wishes to purchase a total of 1,000 such Weapons. The Vetakan Treasury has already wired the funds into your designated bank accounts.

Yours

Samuel Fielding

Secretary of Defence to the Free Dominion of Vetaka
Jaredcohenia
25-08-2007, 01:30
To: The Allanean Government

Thank you for choosing Stuyvesant Motor Industries and InDigLo Rocketry for your ICBM purchase! Your order has been confirmed. Shipment of missiles will occur upon wiring of funds to one of our accounts.

Thank you,

Luther Haneson
Department of Sales for Stuyvesant Motor Industries
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To: the Binarian Empire

At this time, Stuyvesant Motor Industires and InDigLo Rocketry must deny your request for the domestic production rights to the Multiple Ordnance Attack Rocket. We apologize for any inconvienence this may cause.

Thank you,

Luther Haneson
Department of Sales for Stuyvesant Motor Industries

(OOC: I can't say I'm a fan of your RPing, sorry.)
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To: Kevin Yato, Grand Chancellor of Nigge-I mean the Confederate Republics of Africa

At this time, we must deny your requests for two hundred Multiple Ordnance Attack Rockets. We can not sell to such a small nation.

Thank you,

Luther Haneson
Department of Sales for Stuyvesant Motor Industries

(OOC: You're too new, get a couple months and we'll talk)
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To: VDF High Command & Department of Defence

Subject: RE: MOAR Acquirement

Thank you for choosing Stuyvesant Motor Industries and InDigLo Rocketry for your ICBM purchase! Your order has been confirmed. Shipment of missiles will occur upon wiring of funds to one of our accounts.

Thank you,

Luther Haneson
Department of Sales for Stuyvesant Motor Industries
Jaredcohenia
25-08-2007, 20:33
bump, reduced DPR price
1010102
26-08-2007, 00:29
snip

OOC: its fine. I gues my rep has still stck to me despite all the progress over the last year and half...
Kampfers
26-08-2007, 23:01
Greetings. Today we will require:

500 MOAR!

The grand total of 37.5 billion has been wired to your accounts.
Jaredcohenia
27-08-2007, 01:38
To: the government of Kampfers

Thank you for choosing Stuyvesant Motor Industries and InDigLo Rocketry for your ICBM purchase! Your order has been confirmed. Shipment of missiles will occur upon wiring of funds to one of our accounts.

Thank you,

Luther Haneson
Department of Sales for Stuyvesant Motor Industries
Mer des Ennuis
27-08-2007, 01:53
The Armed Republic will agree to procure 10,000 of these items, payable over the course of five years. We would like to procure limited production rights to replace these missiles at a royalty payment of 7.5 million a missile, plus a payment of $7.5 billion for years during which replacement missiles are produced.
Jaredcohenia
30-08-2007, 20:48
To: The Armed Republic of Mer De Ennius

Thank you for choosing Stuyvesant Motor Industries and InDigLo Rocketry for your ICBM purchase! Your order has been confirmed. Shipment of missiles will occur upon wiring of funds to one of our accounts. Your request for limited production rights has been confirmed.

Thank you,

Luther Haneson
Department of Sales for Stuyvesant Motor Industries
Jaredcohenia
31-08-2007, 23:14
Bump
Greal
31-08-2007, 23:38
Greal would like to order 1000 of these Multiple Ordnance Attack Rockets for 75 billion.
Jaredcohenia
31-08-2007, 23:47
To: to whom it may concern in Greal

At this time, we must deny your requests for one thousand Multiple Ordnance Attack Rockets. We can not sell to a dictatorship who boasts to have sixty five thousand nuclear warheads.

Thank you,

Luther Haneson
Department of Sales for Stuyvesant Motor Industries
Greal
31-08-2007, 23:48
OOC: Sorry, I better edit my mistake. it isn't 65,000 nukes.
Jaredcohenia
31-08-2007, 23:52
OOC: Sorry, I better edit my mistake. it isn't 65,000 nukes.

OOC: Still, I can't say I can approve your order. Dictatorship and it looks like you're in the Corporate Alliance.
Greal
01-09-2007, 00:00
OOC: I'm not in the Corporate Alliance. A Greal company called Look Inc is in the Corporate Alliance. Anyway, I completely oppose them after the oil field thing.
Jaredcohenia
03-09-2007, 05:51
Bump.
Kroando
03-09-2007, 05:58
Official Kroandon Order

We would like to purchase 1,000 LGM-MOAR, for the sum of 75 billion dollars.

[Ministry Stamp Here]
Jaredcohenia
04-09-2007, 21:37
To: to whom it may concern in Kroando

At this time, we must deny your requests for one thousand Multiple Ordnance Attack Rockets.

Thank you,

Luther Haneson
Department of Sales for Stuyvesant Motor Industries
Jaredcohenia
08-09-2007, 02:48
Bump
Jaredcohenia
13-09-2007, 18:21
la bumpa con queso
Allanea
24-09-2007, 10:20
We in Allanea would like to purchase 10,000 MOARs for 726.35 billion dollars (we are members of NATO).

Please do not forget to mail Field Marshal Kazansky his complimentary shirt.
Jaredcohenia
24-09-2007, 22:43
To: the government of Allanea

Thank you for choosing Stuyvesant Motor Industries and InDigLo Rocketry for your ICBM purchase! Your order has been confirmed. Shipment of missiles will occur upon wiring of funds to one of our accounts.

However, your order for a free t-shirt has been denied. We are sorry.

Thank you,

Luther Haneson
Department of Sales for Stuyvesant Motor Industries
Allanea
25-09-2007, 08:55
OOC: What about my missiles and shirt?:D
Jaredcohenia
30-09-2007, 21:50
el blargo
Jaredcohenia
28-10-2007, 19:36
Bumpo
Jaredcohenia
12-11-2007, 05:25
Bumpy
The New True Cross
12-11-2007, 10:00
Dear Arms Manufacturer,
There are exciting new opportunities for the future development of your weapons systems in The Holy Empire of The New True Cross. We have opened up a Military Advancement Sector in our capital and we wish your presence to grace us. We hope that one day our Military Advancement Sector will be a whos who of the Arms Industry and we are well on out way. There are very few restrictions in place, and no restrictions on what you produce. Please consider the oppurtunity to expand your business and profit greatly.

Sincerely,
Elector General William Tie
Secretary of Military Advancement
Jaredcohenia
02-02-2008, 06:00
le bump
Central Prestonia
02-02-2008, 07:09
To: Whom it May Concern in Stuyvesant Motor Industries
From: Col. Donald S. Norton, Prestonian Armed Forces, Research and Procurement Division CINC.

At this time, the Prestonian Armed Forces would like to purchase one thousand Multiple Ordinance Attack Rockets. The amount of $75,000,000,000 will be wired to the appropriate department upon confirmation of the order.