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This is the OOC thread for this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=536162).

The contenders are:
Theoroshia
Akimonad
Vanek Drury Brieres
New Vantania
Wanderjar
Maldorians

101st Airborne
Regiment Elite Economy (Presumed)

My fleet consists of:
3x Chupacabra-class Super Dreadnaughts
12x Nimitz-class carriers
36x Wasp-class Amphibious Assault Ships
60x CG(X) Guided Missile Cruisers
54x Zumwalt Destroyers
75x Alfa-class SSNs
36x Ohio-class SSBNs
40x K130 Corvettes

Orders of Battle have been requested.

Yeah, thanks Akimonad.

Order of battle? Well, I wanted to see 101st's response before we actually began fighting him. If we have to, I was thinking of air strikes in his critical areas, and then a massive push by our ground forces.

Ground Forces
-70,000 infantrymen (AK-74s, etc)
-20,000 engineers
-10,000 BMP-3's
-5,000 T-90's
-7,000 LY300's
-5,000 transport and supply vehicles

Naval Forces
-5 Kuznetsov class carriers
-10 Kirov guided missile cruisers
-8 Krivak class anti submarine frigates

Oh, and when will I know if I am accepted to EVIL?

Guys, seriously, why are you guys sending like millions of ships and soldiers?! This guy is an August nation...>.<


Akatsuki Battle Group *Fighting 101*
Admiral Tobi

Naval Forces
1x Mishkin class Omnirole Superdreadnought
4x Indestructable class Aircraft Carrier
4x Longboat-E Battlecruisers
20x Illium class Destroyer
15x Tenacious class Cruiser
20x Paramount class Air Defense Vessel
25x Pepperbox class Logistical Support Vessel
725x GLI-76 Falcon Multi-Role Aircraft

Army Forces
150,000 Maldorian Marines
100,000 Maldorian Brutes
2,000 M109 Howitzers
1,000 Humvees
1,000 Mirza MBT’s

Oh, and when will I know if I am accepted to EVIL?
As soon as BL gets online. Though you needn't worry. I can accurately predict that you'll be accepted.

OOC: Blowin' up another noob? Alright...should be fun to watch *pulls out popcorn and lawn chair....and sun glasses in case of a nuclear detonation*.

Oh, and if ya need [which you won't] I'll send 2 million shock infantry armed with 9mm side arms and M4 Carbines, along with enough ammo to fire their guns for six hours straight. (I was going to send tanks too, but I decided, meh...)

Guys, seriously, why are you guys sending like millions of ships and soldiers?! This guy is an August nation...>.<

Shock and awe.

OOC: Blowin' up another noob? Alright...should be fun to watch *pulls out popcorn and lawn chair....and sun glasses in case of a nuclear detonation*.

Oh, and if ya need [which you won't] I'll send 2 million shock infantry armed with 9mm side arms an M4 Carbine, along with enough ammo to fire their guns for six hours straight. (I was going to send tanks too, but I decided, meh...)

Get off my lawn!

Get off my lawn!

Its a free country!....I think....is your nation free? Mine ain't....ITS MY LAWN, I BOUGHT IT!!

(Stole it, but who's paying attention)

Why do you think I posted that cool looking message just now? Everyone should just wait until 101st sees how many people he's up against.

Now act like you actually know what you are doing and wait for his reply to the thread..After all anything else would be bad rp form, and reflect as such upon you all..

That's why Teo made a post telling the people to not attack until 101 posts.

Now act like you actually know what you are doing and wait for his reply to the thread..After all anything else would be bad rp form, and reflect as such upon you all..

That's why Teo made a post telling the people to not attack until 101 posts.
1: I posted that before seeing that post of Teo's
2: Time warp..

I am regimen elite economy and can tell you that 101 airborne wishes to surrender, he recently told me this, but is nervous to say it as he is afraid of his reputation being flushed down the toilet. I request to you that you withdraw your declaration of war on him, but don't let him know I told you this, so that he may keep some dignity. I wish to remain totaly nuetural on this topic.


war

Won without firing a shot.

Since I started the war, I'll end it with a peace declaration. Sort of ;)

I know I'm both the neighbors of 101 and REE. REE (insert real name here) probably telephoned 101. It's probably for real.

Won without firing a shot.

Since I started the war, I'll end it with a peace declaration. Sort of ;)
It's a ooc post, and not even by the right party (assuming that REE isn't a puppet of 101)..

Not quite the same as a ic surrender from 101, now is it?

Won without firing a shot.

Since I started the war, I'll end it with a peace declaration. Sort of ;)

Demand unconditional surrender! Take their land! I have personal motivation. ;) Land for another multi-billion dollar estate for my sons would be fantastic!

Demand unconditional surrender! Take their land! I have personal motivation. ;) Land for another multi-billion dollar estate for my sons would be fantastic!

Precisely. I expect some land out of this.

No, no land. Just making him pay reparations should bankrupt him :)

I get the land closest on my borders to be fair. And sorry, I don't take dough, I take square milage.

A coastal colony for me, but mainly I want gold and other valuable things. "The Golden Coast" fits the way the colony came into the Free Empire, eh?

*Slowly pours a glass of red wine* God, I love noobs. They run their mouth, and flaunt n00ks and such (which they don't have). And then they surrender and disappear from the face of the earth when we gang up on them. *Takes a quick swig* Anyone got a cigar?

When do you consider a new nation to stop being a newb?

And: I can verify with 101st and REE tomorrow about the negotiations.

*Slowly pours a glass of red wine* God, I love noobs. They run their mouth, and flaunt n00ks and such (which they don't have). And then they surrender and disappear from the face of the earth when we gang up on them. *Takes a quick swig* Anyone got a cigar?

*hands over a cigar* Certainly.

I still want land. A lot.

Nope, sorry. Want some vodka? Fresh, right from the company in New Russia.

Oh, and I set up the peace agreement.

*Hands over a Victory Cigar* Ten times the quality of Cuba. *Laughes maniacally between cigar puffs*

I think 50 kilometres of land per allied nation is enough.

What happened to me buying his citizens? I was serious about that.

If you guys are getting land, I might want some too....>.<

When do you consider a new nation to stop being a newb?

And: I can verify with 101st and REE tomorrow about the negotiations.


WHen they 500 mil population or actually make a significant contribution to the II community.

@Candistan: You were? Oh. Well, sorry. If he doesn't accept the peace agreement, then I promise I'll sell them to you. Otherwise, it's peace.

@Everyone else: You do realize that he could just say 'no' to the peace agreement? Then we'd have to fight him.

*Takes a large dramatic pull from the cigar and slowly blows out the smoke.* Wow, that is good...now!-what about my land?

@Candistan: You were? Oh. Well, sorry. If he doesn't accept the peace agreement, then I promise I'll sell them to you. Otherwise, it's peace.

@Everyone else: You do realize that he could just say 'no' to the peace agreement? Then we'd have to fight him.

*Lights begin to dim and my eyes turn red.* Oh....I hope he does. I truly hope he does. *Lights return to normal...* Now, have some wine!

@Blasphemous Priest: You don't get any land. You weren't part of the allies.

I refined the peace agreement. Now, no one post until 101st sees it!

@Blasphemous Priest: You don't get any land. You weren't part of the allies.

I refined the peace agreement. Now, no one post until 101st sees it!

But, but, but....:( No fair!


;) No, thats cool. I've gots land coming out the wazoo.

Actually I'm going to blow 101st to pieces. Recent TG from the UN Intelligence Committee:

This nation has been determined to be in breach of UN rules, which allow each player to have just one nation in the UN at any given time. This is an official warning, to allow you to rectify the situation. If you do not comply, the UN will be forced to take action against you.

So I had to quit the UN until I can sort it this out. I will blow up the 101st and not care! Oh, and if anyone could help me out that would be awesome. I was just using 101st's computer with my nation. Then he told me to post for his nation but then... I have Internet Explorer 7, with all of the tabs, and on one tab I was the VDB, on the other I was holding it for 101st, but then I switched to the 101st one but it ended up switching to the VDB. DARN IT!!

But, but, but....:( No fair!


;) No, thats cool. I've gots land coming out the wazoo.

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Stop spamming, man!

Wait, I think TPF is going to fight if 101 doesn't back down. Wouldn't that make TPF and Wandy engage or would they have a NAP?

Calm down. Wait until he sees the peace agreement.

Do you guys actually have a reason or are you picking on a noob for no reason?

Actually I'm going to blow 101st to pieces. Recent TG from the UN Intelligence Committee:



So I had to quit the UN until I can sort it this out. I will blow up the 101st and not care!

This implies puppetwanking...

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Stop spamming, man!

Wait, I think TPF is going to fight if 101 doesn't back down. Wouldn't that make TPF and Wandy engage or would they have a NAP?

Since it appears that I won't get any land (even though I offered support on page 1) I am withdrawing and logging out. Glory in Death my friends. Have fun with your war. ;)

Do you guys actually have a reason or are you picking on a noob for no reason?

He's annoying (IMHO). Is that a good reason?

Actually I'm going to blow 101st to pieces. Recent TG from the UN Intelligence Committee:

This nation has been determined to be in breach of UN rules, which allow each player to have just one nation in the UN at any given time. This is an official warning, to allow you to rectify the situation. If you do not comply, the UN will be forced to take action against you

So I had to quit the UN until I can sort it this out. I will blow up the 101st and not care!

That usually means that you have two UN nations on your computer...The Republic of The101st Airborne is in the UN. I believe 101st is using your computer. Confess your evil doings!

Lawl, thanks man. Sorry I didn't see that post!

Yeah, we fought him because he thought gold was mined. And he wanted to make an Assassination club.

He's annoying (IMHO). Is that a good reason?

Read the stickies. Declaring war for OCC reasons is a no go.

Do you guys actually have a reason or are you picking on a noob for no reason?

Slaves...I mean...indentured servants working hard, long hours in exchange for shelter, food and clothing?

Read the stickies. Declaring war for OCC reasons is a no go.

Well, if you want an IC reason, he has gold, and EVIL wants it.

Slaves...I mean...indentured servants working hard, long hours in exchange for shelter, food and clothing?

Well that would be a good reason. "Because he is annoying" is not.

Well, if you want an IC reason, he has gold, and EVIL wants it.

That works as well.

Well that would be a good reason. "Because he is annoying" is not.

Judge me by the content of my character...

And do as I say, not as I do.

Well that would be a good reason. "Because he is annoying" is not.

Yeah, that's pretty much it. Cheap labor is hard to come by these days...

Yeah, that's pretty much it. Cheap labor is hard to come by these days...

Have you tried oppressing your citizenry?

We should probably let the poor guy loose. I just wanted him to stop making stupid comments, and he did. Mission accomplished. I'm going to retract the peace treaty and declare peace with 101st. Chances are he won't be back on anyways.

Well, whatever. I'm more concerned by the complete ignorance of the "CLOSED" in the thread title.

Yeah, me too. What part of CLOSED do people not understand?

Congrats on probably chasing off a potentially good RPer.
Even if he WAS the next Hataria, I personally found Hataria rather entertaining.
Regardless, this sort of random dogpiling of noobs needs to stop.

You didn't notice his posts?

But anyway, I'm not done. I still want gold and land. Anyone else with me? If so, I'll start a new thread.

By the way, we call this a "trial by fire".

Congrats on probably chasing off a potentially good RPer.
Even if he WAS the next Hataria, I personally found Hataria rather entertaining.
Regardless, this sort of random dogpiling of noobs needs to stop.

And what made him 'a potentially good RPer'? I would like to see his posts which back your claim...

Congrats on probably chasing off a potentially good RPer.
Even if he WAS the next Hataria, I personally found Hataria rather entertaining.
Regardless, this sort of random dogpiling of noobs needs to stop.

Closed just so six veteran players can gang up on the noob? I don't think so and I know the mods sure as hell wouldn't like it. Its only fair to let some of his allies help.

REE wants to fight me now. Good god, what did I start?

I only declared war on him to scare him.

Oh, it was supposed to be just me, Akimonad, and VDB, but people just started joining left and right.

Have you tried oppressing your citizenry?

Whats the point of that when there are other people's citizenry to oppress instead?

Closed just so six veteran players can gang up on the noob? I don't think so and I know the mods sure as hell wouldn't like it. Its only fair to let some of his allies help.

I'll start another, semi-closed.

Don't. He won't be back on for a while probably, and what's the point? We'll just get yelled at by the international community for being imperialistic pigs or something of the sort.

REE wants to fight me now. Good god, what did I start?

I only declared war on him to scare him.

Oh, it was supposed to be just me, Akimonad, and VDB, but people just started joining left and right.

So? We sent those messages to scare you. It seems to be working.

Exactly. The law of war: Don't go against bigger nations. I'm not an idiot - I'd be massacred by a '03 nation.

Don't. He won't be back on for a while probably, and what's the point? We'll just get yelled at by the international community for being imperialistic pigs or something of the sort.

They already do that. The best idea is to ignore the international community, because they're not you.

Whats the point of that when there are other people's citizenry to oppress instead?

You make a persuasive argument. I congratulate you.

Im glad we're in agreement.

You get people, I get land. That sounds fair too.