Equitarma
17-08-2007, 22:59
Rt. Hon. Charles Kenedy, grand leader of the house of Seniors or the republic of Equitarma has today announced that Elvis impersonators are now outlawed within all 5 states of the said republic.
In a recent broadcast Mr Kenedy commented:
"Let's keep these weird-hair-styled-sequin-wearing gits' off our streets, eh?"
The Home Secretary went on to comment:
"Local militias have been assembled, and we will use whatever force nessasary to eliminate the dangers that these sad buggers pose"
In a recent broadcast Mr Kenedy commented:
"Let's keep these weird-hair-styled-sequin-wearing gits' off our streets, eh?"
The Home Secretary went on to comment:
"Local militias have been assembled, and we will use whatever force nessasary to eliminate the dangers that these sad buggers pose"