NationStates Jolt Archive

Zinistan has a suicide pilot fly an Airbus A380 packed full of C-4 into the capital of your nation(for no apparent reason). The Carnage and loss of life is terrible and soon after the leader of of your pitiful nation gets a snotty phone call from the Grand Awoo of Zinistan, "Ready for more?" She sneers.
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Wide open
Keep it moderatly real
Vampires and Zombies OK
But not 3,000,000,000,000 nukes

After this attack the navy, the army, the air force, and the commandos are mobilized. The commandos attempt to drive into your nation at the border.

OOC to bad all nonImperial military Planes just get shot down and we would just nuke you back for the fun of it

They are met by a regiment of chainsaw wielding, zamboni riding soldiers.
A missile launcher mounted on the hood of a brightly painted zamboni fires a blackmarket sidewinder at one of your tanks. It fails to explode but leaves a dent(that's what I get for buying 50% off)

Soon afterwards, the treaty between Zinistan and the Holy Empire of Vampirata is signed, giving Zinistan and Vampirata combined control of a combined army, and all of the nuclear warheads.
The elite vampire regiment of Vampirata skydives onto the battlefield and begin firing their modified, signature black metal desert eagles at your forces.:gundge:

Read the stickies, fellas.

Soon afterwards, the treaty between Zinistan and the Holy Empire of Vampirata is signed, giving Zinistan and Vampirata combined control of a combined army, and all of the nuclear warheads.
The elite vampire regiment of Vampirata skydives onto the battlefield and begin firing their modified, signature black metal desert eagles at your forces.:gundge:

OOC yup saw this coming

And the nation suicide bombing gets 1 hour to give the victims lots of money and land, or are glassified.

suicide plane bound for Randova is destroyed just inside Shenyangi Airspace by a custom built ultra-long range flak cannon loaded with IGNORE Shells.

Zinistan and all its direct aggressor allies are targeted and bombarded with the new Type-9 440mm IGNORE Cannon. IGNORE Weapons are reloaded and await the necessity of later uses.

Shenyang celebrates the successful use of its IGNORE Weapons.

The moderator flare is fired from the capital of Alfegos, to call for a deletion strike on the selected thread co-ordinates

OOC: Oh, very nice Alfegos, didn't think of that one.

In addition, the ICBMs are prepared, and when fired, will cause massive ban damage across the nation, possibly even causing a permanent ban.

EDIT:OOC: ICBM = Intercontinental Ban Missiles

The Supreme Daimyo of the Yellow Alliance wants to know why you crashed an airplane into the side of his mountain. Its on fire now and he's most upset.

Though Zinistan is now waist deep in rubble. Two secret agents managed to infiltrate your country. That night, they placed thumbtacks covered in the poison of Zinistan's Phrog in the running shoes of your leader. In the morning when your ruler takes their morning jog, they collapse on the side of the road.
Snotty phone calls comence.

The Supreme Daimyo yet again demands an explanation for your actions. Having placed thumbtacks in the specially autographed shoes which were once worn by Michael Jordan. He demands immidiate compensation for the damage done to the multi-million dollar shoes.

Vampirata pays the money for the shoes out of "the goodness of our hearts." The money is really covered in a lethal contact poison.:p

suicide plane bound for Randova is destroyed just inside Shenyangi Airspace by a custom built ultra-long range flak cannon loaded with IGNORE Shells.

Zinistan and all its direct aggressor allies are targeted and bombarded with the new Type-9 440mm IGNORE Cannon. IGNORE Weapons are reloaded and await the necessity of later uses.

Shenyang celebrates the successful use of its IGNORE Weapons.

The VDB wonders where it can get such IGNORE weapons.