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Clandonia makes piracy a 'Capital Crime' (MT-Open for comments)

Clandonia Prime
15-08-2007, 00:47
Piracy was once a practice of ancient times, it was over two hundred years since the last instances had been recorded in Clandonian history, hitting vessels bringing the treasures of the Empire home. In recent years piracy attacks had been on the rise, more than the old days of a fishing boat with a powerful outboard and small arms, now small ships with destroyer grade weapons had been sighted. In the Haven with its many uninhabited island it was a playground for raiders preying on the large merchant container and even cruise vessels. Various companies including Imperial Clandonian Shipyards, Imperial Merchant Shipping and the powerful Clandonian East India Company took actions to protect them and theirs clients from attack by increasing security on the ships. Despite protection they took hits, the CEIC with its own small naval force of destroyers and frigates could only do so much and in the end the government was contacted. Laissez faire policies on the economy had to be put aside with issue of piracy becoming a threat to lives of the Clandonian merchant seaman and the many ships registered in Clandonian ports.

Parliament drafted the legislation, proposed by a Tory and Labour collaboration, the need to protect the products that were made in the factories of Clandonia, the ships that were built in the many shipyard and the merchant sailors made it a popular issue amongst the electorate.

Imperial Shipping Protection and Piracy Act of 2007

By order of His Majesty King William VII, The High Privy Council and the Imperial Crown Government that the following be placed under the statue of Crown and Colonial Law.

1. Clandonian Royal Navy protection to be placed upon ships of the company or organisation that requests it and pays the agreed sum of money, services or goods to the Imperial Crown.

2. Vessels belonging to the Clandonian East India Company will be given full Royal Navy fleet protection. In addition authorisation for the sale of former Royal Navy and surplus ships to the Clandonian East India Company is hereby granted by His Majesty’s Government.

3. The use of deadly force is authorised to Royal Navy escorts if they suspect a vessel is a threat to life and property under the protection of the Crown.

4. Individuals suspected or convicted of piracy will be executed without exception of age or gender.




The last point was of particular concern and was demanded by several MP’s who had East India Company connections and private interests. Without such a large Tory majority it would have been unlikely to be passed. Labour and Social Democratic MP’s left astonished by the brutality of the statement, the left wing newspaper and media outlets were heavily critical of the government response. Several hundred pirates had been captured or surrendered themselves after sustained Royal Navy bombardment of islands in the Eastern Haven, suspected to be where attacks were launched on the Virgin Islands colony.

For the small submarine and fast battleship squadrons it would be a time to shine, to rid the pirate threat in Eastern Haven with air support and satellite intelligence they had a significant upper hand. In the defence of the Crown and Imperium no pirate would be left alive or allowed to continue their treacherous crimes.


Port Royal, Clandonian Virgin Islands, Eastern Haven

The port was once the centre of Clandonian sugar cane production in the slave plantations of the Virgin Islands making the famous rum. Now it was a luxury holiday spot on the southern island chain, the home of the rich and famous with the lines of motor and sailing boats indicating the wealth of the area. In the public square usually bustling with tourists, today the uniforms of the Clandonian East India Company’s private security force and Royal Clandonian marines in ceremonial dress. In the centre stood a large set of gallows with eight ropes, waiting in line were sixteen suspected or convicted pirates, in the mix several young boys no older than fourteen and four prostitutes.

The executioner stood on the stand, reading out the statement. “These sixteen individuals have been or have suspected to be involved in one of the most serious crimes a person can do. Piracy, supporting terrorism, theft from the Crown, theft from private business under Crown protection and treason. The death sentence is hereby applied to the sixteen traitors, death by hanging for their crimes and may God have mercy on their soles.”

The first eight were shifted forward, the soldiers placed the ropes around the necks, to the side to break it quickly and cleanly. The bells in the clock tower chimed and the lever as pulled, the lifeless bodies dropped through the trap door, killed instantly as their spinal cord was severed from the brain. The bodies were cut down, picked up and dragged onto a truck and new rope added so the next eight could be hung. The procedure was repeated and it was over, the bodies hung in cages at the entrance to the port to deter other pirates and those that attacked the Crown. The procedure was televised as a warning to others, piracy was now a capital crime in Clandonia and regardless of age or gender, you would be killed.

The grisly remains hung in the cages illuminated at night, soon to be devoured by sea birds, insects and decay by the tropical heat, once there was nothing left but bones a fresh body from the latest round of executions would be added.

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Piracy Declared a 'Capital Crime'

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East India Company tankers have been attacked in the past

From the Warminster City Times
Front Page

The Clandonian East India Company welcomed the government bill yesterday which stepped up the punishment for piracy from a prison term to a capital crime. The company which is part state owned had been pushing for tougher legislation after its tankers were attacked by pirates which resulted in one tanker being set ablaze burning for over a week and the loss of the ships crew. Prime Minister Sir David Sistilin is expected in Prime Minister Question Time to backup the statement and promise more protection to Clandonian sea trade after the publication of the Royal Navy upgrade plan for the next decade. Critics say the building of the four Nelson Class Super Dreadnoughts is a waste of resources when hundreds of destroyers or cruisers could be built for the same amount of money. The government has rebutted this claim saying that the power projection created by the four proposed ships will outweigh the costs and deter piracy and attacks on Clandonian shipping. The Royal Navy was also given the go ahead to transfer several redundant destroyers and frigates to the Clandonian East India Company protection fleet. Opposition MP's said the deal was a disgrace to the tax payer as the ship sale was considerably lower than the average for ships of the type and age.

The first hanging took place in Port Royal in the Virgin Islands, sixteen pirates were sentenced to death by the local governor and executed by hanging. The Times reporter Julian Towers said the bodies were then transferred to metal cages and hung outside the port and harbour to deter others from the crime. The charges of terrorism, treason and theft were also placed upon some of the individuals. Human rights groups expressed outrage to the fact that two pregnant women who were working as prostitutes and two teenage boys were also executed. The local governor and East India Company representative said this was a warning to any pirates that still operate in the area and a deterrence to others who have ambitions of taking up the crime. Port Royal has been the centre of pirates attack throughout its history, the modern Royal Navy and the deployment of the East Haven Fleet has reduced pirate attacks in the area by fifty percent since their introduction four years ago.
Central Prestonia
15-08-2007, 00:59
Official Prestonian Statement

We applaud the Clandonians for taking the initiative in decreasing piracy. We have had little problems with pirates ourselves, but we hope that other nations will follow this example. We also hope that your nation's policies will serve as a deterrent to pirates everywhere. Again, we applaud your actions.
Vontanas
15-08-2007, 01:30
Official Government Announcment:

We applaud the Clandonians in their wise move in making piracy a capital crime. Seeing as how our nation is mostly islands, we have already taken similar measures. In particular, obsolete battleships are sold to shipping companies, mercenary companies pander about guarding ships, and if their is a serious need the navy patrols the sea lanes for pirates.
Wagdog
15-08-2007, 04:06
Official Wagdian Statement
Although we do take some umbrage at the usage "...without exception of age or gender," in Article Four of the Act in question, often it is simpler to enact a measure and then amend it later when and as required. Our Vetakan allies have taken similar even if not quite so extravagant measures against pirates in the past, indeed ever since before we had contact as nations if the records tell us true; and we ourselves are completely hostile to piracy and all the fell enterprises it spawns and nourishes, such as slavery. Hence, we are pleased at His Majesty King William VII's Government taking this decisive action which, for once, we agree with in principle at least.

Sincerely,
Charles D. Lind
Commander-in-Chief, USSW War Office
Party Secretary, Wagdian Revolutionary Party
General Secretary, USSW Revolutionary Command Council
Tolvan
15-08-2007, 04:23
**Official Statement**

The Commonwealth of Tolvan commends Clandonia upon making piracy a capital offense. As our own Commonwealth is a collection of islands spread throughout two oceans we have long battled the scourge of piracy. Piracy has been punishable by death in the Commonwealth for over two hundred years, dating back to our days as a colony of Ocion.

However, we must express concern over the recent execution of two pregnant women. While the women may have been criminals of the most vile nature, their unborn children did nothing wrong. We urge that Clandonia delay the executions of any future pregnant offenders at least untill they give birth.

Tyler Hutchins
Prime Minister
Commonwealth of Tolvan
Enraged Goblins
15-08-2007, 04:38
Dear Imperial Pains in the Ass, Loyal Ass-Kissers of Some Inbred Monarch With an Odd Number of Fingers, Son of an Anonymous Father and Loyal Husband to His Sisters Daughters, Who are Also His Own Daughters, Constant Whiners and Bemoaners of Minor Events, Supreme Rat Catchers and Diggers of Poor Holes, And Peoples Possessed of Various Other Attributes of a Negative Nature, Especially in Relation to the Size of your Penises, Yes, Even the 'Women', Those That Arent Morbidly Obese of Course, Requireing Outside Wheelchairs to Remove Themselves From the Obscene Blight on Architecture Which is Your So-Called 'Parliment' and Further,
We have recieved your decree and have made fine use of it, presently we are lacking in toiletries aboard and the plentiful supply of decrees in various locations has made it far cheaper to restock on these particular ammenities. Your contribution to the pirating community is much appreciated. The paper is very soft compared to the typical sandpaper like texture we normally get, so dont mind too much if your decrees go missing.
Also, youre port authority is far too slow.
Cap'n Thork 'Greenbeard' Bloody Islands
Cosigned by the crew of the Really Dakka, mostly just lots of X's, because few Goblin pirates are good with letters.

In a much less neat script on one side of the note, the words
P.S. Die in a fire the lot of ye
Have been scrawled.
Clandonia Prime
15-08-2007, 12:26
Official Clandonian Response

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Open Declaration:


His Majesty's Government is grateful of the support from our Sovereign League allies and even from the Wagdian government who we have had rather cool relations with in the past. We thank the Tolvanian government for their support on the issue and their question regarding the pregnant women in the execution. We are a democratic and free nation, these individuals were living scum, the women were selling themselves and the unborn were likely of pirate blood which if brought into the world would be extremely unwelcome in Clandonian society because of their heritage.

Regarding the latter communication from the pirate goblins, we are proud to say we have completed partnerships with The Colour Alliance of Goblins. The Clandonian East India Company is a part Crown owned company and is such under the protection of the Imperial Crown military. If you wish to face the guns of the Royal Navy's battleships. You will not be able to run for ever, surrender yourself and you will face a less painful death than one of being burnt alive in the enraging inferno of your vessel.


God save the King



Lord Sea Admiral Sir Edward Miklanov
Enraged Goblins
15-08-2007, 14:59
Dear Infertile Son of a Sypheletic Donkey,
Been running for the last, lesse, few hundred years 'r so. My ol' grandfather taught me piratin, an' he died of old age. Well, he really died of sexual exhaustion, all those pretty girls, y'know. He was sixty an' thats pretty damn old for a Goblin of his age.
Burning alive while we're fightin' off the Man? Sounds like a good way t' go! Better than waitin in a jail cell while you sons of broken rubber goods try to figure out how long a drop ya need to break a Goblins neck. If you bring the ships, we'll bring the guns!

Cap'n Thork 'Greenbeard' Bloody Islands

P.S.
Enclosed is the head of some random ship captain. If yeouhave it cleaned you can put the skull on your desk. A good skull makes a damn fine ornament to any desk. I've got at least a couple dozen.
Clandonia Prime
16-08-2007, 12:42
Official Clandonian Response

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Open Declaration:


His Majesty's Government finds the words of Cap'n Thork 'Greenbeard' of the Bloody Islands deeply insulting the Imperial Crown. Your organisation has been added to the blacklist and will now be seen as a terrorist organisation. This placement now allows Clandonian armed forces to destroy you with whatever fire power required.

This will serve as a warning to future pirates, terrorists and traitors of the Crown, you will not escape and pay the ultimate price for your crimes, the price of your life.


God save the King



Lord Sea Admiral Sir Edward Miklanov
Enraged Goblins
16-08-2007, 18:01
Dear Anatomically Defecient Fruitbaskets,
Good! Yer merchants dont put up much of a fight anyway, so we'll be pleased to meet you on the ocean and run away from you just as fast as we can.
Please continue to load many valuables on your merchant ships, we'll be pleased to keep taking them.
Cap'n Thork 'Greenbeard' Bloody Islands

P.S.
Enclosed is a penis, we're not sure whose. We thought you'd like to know what one looked like.