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Dead leaders bar (ATTN: dead leaders!)

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Cazelia
13-08-2007, 19:46
OOC- since everybody has dead leaders, i though it would be fun to have a dead leaders bar, where dead leaders could talk, and enjoy a drink. i think this will make a fun RP...
Vontanas
13-08-2007, 19:50
OOC: I doubt this will last long, but whatever, I'll give it a shot.

IC:

Emerald Emperor Hawthorne I waltzed into the bar, desperatly trying to clean his Imperial robes of the blood from the bullet holes. Finally getting the robes clean he sat at the bar, ordering an ale.
British Londinium
13-08-2007, 19:52
Sir Alistair Davidson, only recently deceased, sauntered into the bar, rubbing his temple.

"I should have known that would cause a headache," he muttered.

OOC: It's actually a fairly interesting concept, IMO.
Cazelia
13-08-2007, 19:53
Alexander Hasley was in his bartenders suit, cleaning the beer glasses "what can i get for you sir" he asked
Vontanas
13-08-2007, 19:57
"Holy Water-to-Wine, if you don't mind." Hawthorne said, before spinning around to face Davidson. "When did you die? Oh, have you met your wife yet? She's wonderful."
Cazelia
13-08-2007, 20:00
"Holy Water-to-Wine, if you don't mind." Hawthorne said, before spinning around to face Davidson. "When did you die? Oh, have you met your wife yet? She's wonderful."

"roger that" he said, grabbing a bottle of 12 A.D. wine and pouring it into a glass
Aurum Domus
13-08-2007, 20:00
A very old white haired man in a military uniform walks into the bar and sits down. This is High General Alan Bartai, the man who united the country after the long civil war. He died in 2000 and High General Samuel Oron took over after.

"Hello young man, get me a rum and coke."

The High General sat and lit up a sugar pipe and surveyed the others in the room.
British Londinium
13-08-2007, 20:00
"You're the barman?" Davidson asked Alexander incredulously. "This is better than I would have thought. I'll take a glass of rum."

He turned to Hawthorne.

"A week ago. Yes, she is quite lovely. Why else would I put up with a bullet lodged in my brain just to see her?"

At the same time, the door opened, and a Mr James Swanner entered the room. He was, after all, quite thirsty. This was the first bar to open up in the afterlife in the six years had he dwelled there.
Faxanavia
13-08-2007, 20:05
Crashing through the doors in the way that only a man of 250 pounds of muscle can, Grand Vizier Charles Bronson sat down next to the two, who were deep in discussion. Nodding to them, he turned his attention to the man behind the bar. "Rum and Brimstone, heavy on the Rum." He turned to the Emerald Emperor. "How's life over on your end of cloud nine, then?"
Aurum Domus
13-08-2007, 20:06
Alan was so shocked at seeing Swanner he forgot he was dead. He pulled out his M1911, the standard service weapon that was buried with him, and began firing shots at Swanner.
Cazelia
13-08-2007, 20:09
A very old white haired man in a military uniform walks into the bar and sits down. This is High General Alan Bartai, the man who united the country after the long civil war. He died in 2000 and High General Samuel Oron took over after.

"Hello young man, get me a rum and coke."

The High General sat and lit up a sugar pipe and surveyed the others in the room.

a rather old looking man in a Bartender's suit handed him the drink "hello good sir, my name is Remmington Hasley, i founded Cazelia"

"You're the barman?" Davidson asked Alexander incredulously. "This is better than I would have thought. I'll take a glass of rum."

He turned to Hawthorne.

"A week ago. Yes, she is quite lovely. Why else would I put up with a bullet lodged in my brain just to see her?"

At the same time, the door opened, and a Mr James Swanner entered the room. He was, after all, quite thirsty. This was the first bar to open up in the afterlife in the six years had he dwelled there.

there was a Laugh from behind Davidson "yes, my brother is a barman. quite humorous". Alexander handed Davidson his rum, before saying "hey! Jonathan! long time no see"
British Londinium
13-08-2007, 20:09
"Ow," Swanner laughed. "We're all dead. But thank you for making me more ærodynamic."
Cazelia
13-08-2007, 20:10
Alan was so shocked at seeing Swanner he forgot he was dead. He pulled out his M1911, the standard service weapon that was buried with him, and began firing shots at Swanner.

Remmington stood in front of Swanner, as blood stains dripped down his shirt "much less dirty than musketballs" he said "that'll leave a stain"
Aurum Domus
13-08-2007, 20:11
"Sorry bout that," said Alan as he holstered his pistol, "old habits are hard to break."

"Hello Hasley, from what I hear your descendants have been causing quite a ruckus in Cazelia. Even as we speak young Ingram is rallying the resistance against some usurper."
Faxanavia
13-08-2007, 20:13
The Vizier laughed uproariously at Swanner's joke, as is the way with all men who know that they can take anyone who gives them a problem. Still, the nice thing about an dead bar is it was impossible to have a bar fight.
British Londinium
13-08-2007, 20:13
"You're lucky you're dead too," Swanner replied. "Else I'd blend you. I developed quite a taste for the, ah, products of my giant blenders."
Cazelia
13-08-2007, 20:14
"Sorry bout that," said Alan as he holstered his pistol, "old habits are hard to break."

"Hello Hasley, from what I hear your descendants have been causing quite a ruckus in Cazelia. Even as we speak young Ingram is rallying the resistance against some usurper."

"who's Ingram?" he asked
Toopoxia
13-08-2007, 20:16
David Du'Font staggered into the Bar, his hair was thin and whithered, his face emaciated with large black bags under its eyes, "Hnnnh, all my plans failed." He sighed before sitting at the bar and grabbing the attention of the barkeep, "I don't suppose you keep Smorrgian Vodka?" He asked grumbling and hacking up a spittle of blood which he caught in a napkin, he looked around to see if he recognised any of the other spirits trapped in this other worldly place.
Cookesland
13-08-2007, 20:17
A middle aged man dressed in attire popular in the late 18th century walked into the bar.

he sat down and said "Barkeep, a glass of your best bottle of port, please."
Vontanas
13-08-2007, 20:17
"So Swanner, it's too bad that my nuclear, biological, chemical, and conventional weapons didn't do the trick in destroying the Sovereign League, eh? I mean if they did we could be the Kings of the World right now!" said a tall, tanned man in the flowing robes of an academic. He was once president, before changing his name and becoming Most High Academe of Nova Brittanica.
Faxanavia
13-08-2007, 20:18
"'ey, you. You're new, aren't you?" Said the Vizier to Du'Font. He took a seat next to the man. "What're you in for?" said Charles, laughing uproariously at his own joke.
Cazelia
13-08-2007, 20:18
David Du'Font staggered into the Bar, his hair was thin and whithered, his face emaciated with large black bags under its eyes, "Hnnnh, all my plans failed." He sighed before sitting at the bar and grabbing the attention of the barkeep, "I don't suppose you keep Smorrgian Vodka?" He asked grumbling and hacking up a spittle of blood which he caught in a napkin, he looked around to see if he recognised any of the other spirits trapped in this other worldly place.

"we have everything" said Alexander, handing him the bottle
British Londinium
13-08-2007, 20:18
"'Tis a great pity," Swanner said. "At any rate, I wouldn't have been placed behind a firing squad."
Faxanavia
13-08-2007, 20:19
He turned back to the bar man. "Did you get a second to make the Rum with Brimstone? Thanks a ton."
Aurum Domus
13-08-2007, 20:19
"Alexander hasn't told you about his nephew? He's a young guy and is already turning out to be a fine leader."
Cazelia
13-08-2007, 20:20
A middle aged man dressed in attire popular in the late 18th century walked into the bar.

he sat down and said "Barkeep, a glass of your best bottle of port, please."

Alexander handed him the glass
Alfegos
13-08-2007, 20:20
A tall, black suited figure walked into the bar. He was still rubbing at his temple where the bullet he had shot himself with was now embedded.

He walked over to the bar, sat down, and waited to be served.
Kirav
13-08-2007, 20:23
Emperor Andrix Sandforest stumbles into the bar, looking shocked, in more ways than one.

"Bartender, get me an absinthe, will ya?" he yells, taking a seat.
Toopoxia
13-08-2007, 20:23
"we have everything" said Alexander, handing him the bottle

"Thank you sir." He nodded taking the glass and pouring it into a tiny shot glass, a strange man sat next to Du'Font and he looked over at him, the Vizier of Faxanaviz if his understanding of modern politics was correct, "I am here for not learning the mistakes of my father, though medically, it would be called Lung Cancer." He said depressingly, "Hopw did it happen to you?" He asked graciously.
Alfegos
13-08-2007, 20:24
He saw the barman walk over.

"I'll have a Tequila Sunset, if you may please."
Cazelia
13-08-2007, 20:25
He turned back to the bar man. "Did you get a second to make the Rum with Brimstone? Thanks a ton."

"sure" he said handing it to him
Steel and Fire
13-08-2007, 20:25
A man in full chain-mail, carrying his severed head in his left hand and a bloodstained sword in his right, walked into the bar. "Walked" is less descriptive of the motion than a combination between "swagger" and "stalk"; it could be said that he swalked into the bar. (It sounds nicer than "staggered".) In a loud voice the severed head called out to the bartender:

"Prithee, mine good lord! A flagon of mead, if thou wouldst be so kind."
Faxanavia
13-08-2007, 20:26
"Well, I sorta kicked the bucket after they dropped an axe through my forehead. Can't stand foreign warlords."
Kirav
13-08-2007, 20:27
After recieving his drink, Sandforest says, "Thanks, here ya go.", pulling out an assortment of coins from his pocket. "Aye, let's see, thats,.2...no, 5 saar. I ain't sure what be the exchange rate, 'ere, but it can' be too diff'ren'."
Faxanavia
13-08-2007, 20:27
"sorry to leave you hanging, but I must be off. Back again soon!"
OOC: Sorry. Got to go.
Alfegos
13-08-2007, 20:28
The man was not too pleased.

"Excuse me barman!!"
Kirav
13-08-2007, 20:31
The late Emperor asks no one in particular, "What do we pay with 'ere?"
Lord Sumguy
13-08-2007, 20:32
OOC: would it be possible to have Lord Sumguy be there through a dream of his?
Aurum Domus
13-08-2007, 20:36
"I don't pay here since its not like anyoen can do anything if I don't. You must be new to this being dead thing."
Kirav
13-08-2007, 20:38
"Aye," the Emperor says in his Irish-esque accent, "Only a few months ago it was. And you?"
H-Town Tejas
13-08-2007, 20:42
Two Japanese-Tejano men in baggy jeans and wifebeaters walked into the bar.

"Man, I knew it was only a matter of time before they got you, homey," Kurisaki Kousuke, AKA Fujita Ichirou said.

"Yeah, I just lived, what eleven years longer than you did. What the hell is the President doing going out into the street with an RPG anyway?" Irie Tetsu, AKA Nagaraku Ryouta, said.

"Hey, shut up. I thought I could take those UN punks," Kousuke said, "So, how's that Phạm girl you told me about doing with the country?"

"Fine. I told her she could do it, she just won't," Tetsu replied, "You never knew her, did you?"

"Nah. You said that she was in the DSF until '95, right?" Kousuke said, "Did they like, stab us in the back, or something?"

"Yep," Tetsu said, as the two of them sat at the bar, "Oye, bartender! Two sakes!"
Aurum Domus
13-08-2007, 20:51
"I've been dead awhile. Nearly twenty years, I helped end the Civil War in my country many years ago. Lucky for me I died in my sleep at age 90. Most leaders here were either murdered or died of some horrible disease."
Kirav
13-08-2007, 20:57
"Mine was painless too. Albeit not as peaceful. Go' electrocuted by a dysfuct''nal power converter. Seems a pretty mundane way o' death, but still.

Anyway, 't's good we don't be havin' currency 'ere. 'M sure the Life Insurance buisness 'd do quite crappily.
Aurum Domus
13-08-2007, 21:03
Alan laughed.

"Here in the afterlife we do whatever the hell we want. Anythign thats extreme since we can't die. I remember when I first showed up here Swanner over there ate several of the Londinium soldiers that exceuted him. Funny thing is, they came out the other side fully intact. Was quite painful for Swanner.
Kirav
13-08-2007, 21:06
"Ha! I daresay quite an unpleasant sight for the Londinian soldiers too."
The World Soviet Party
13-08-2007, 22:31
A balding man, wearing glasses, looking around to be in his late seventies and wearing civilian clothings enters the bar. Solemnly, he makes his way to the barman.

"A glass of your finest Vodka, please"
Toopoxia
13-08-2007, 22:43
Du'Font looked up, he saw one of his enemies instantly, attempting to restrain himself he stared angrilly at the bottom of the shot glass, he got up suddenly and walked over to the man, "Soviet!" He muttered grimly under his breath as he passed on his way to the other end of the bar.
Zackaroth
13-08-2007, 22:54
A young man in his early thirties enters the bar. He had messy brown hair and blood blue eyes. The most noticeable thing about him that he was all stitched up but looked ready to fall apart. He had died jumping out a windowing expect to grab a ledge and jump into a helipcopter. But said copter was to close and James fell right into the rotor blades.

He sat down at the bar. " Vodka please" he said quietly.
The World Soviet Party
13-08-2007, 22:57
Du'Font looked up, he saw one of his enemies instantly, attempting to restrain himself he stared angrilly at the bottom of the shot glass, he got up suddenly and walked over to the man, "Soviet!" He muttered grimly under his breath as he passed on his way to the other end of the bar.

The man turned around to face the Toopoxian, calm, he took a pipe out of his pocket, after all, now that he was dead, the tobacco wouldnt kill his sense of smell, if he still had any. He lit the pipe with a match, took a puff and spoke:

"How may I help you, Comrade?"
Lord Sumguy
13-08-2007, 22:58
A man dressed in an anglican preist's robes walked into the bar and sat down. "Did anyone here know a Lord Sumguy before they died?"
Kirav
13-08-2007, 23:01
"Aye, lad. I'd known of a Lord Sumguy afore me death. Nothin' personal o' course. Ne'er met the bloke, but I'm familar with his nation, yes."
Lord Sumguy
13-08-2007, 23:03
"Lad? I was 63 when i died, you know. His nation? You mean the revolution succeeded?"
Toopoxia
13-08-2007, 23:05
The man turned around to face the Toopoxian, calm, he took a pipe out of his pocket, after all, now that he was dead, the tobacco wouldnt kill his sense of smell, if he still had any. He lit the pipe with a match, took a puff and spoke:

"How may I help you, Comrade?"

Du'Font thought for a second, he was dead now, it wouldn't matter if he was seen talking to a dirty communist, "I've seen, in my time, a lot of pain and hardship caused by communists, assure me that my view of you is wrong." He growled in his somewhat croaky voice.

(OOC: What's the name of your leader?)
The World Soviet Party
13-08-2007, 23:08
Du'Font thought for a second, he was dead now, it wouldn't matter if he was seen talking to a dirty communist, "I've seen, in my time, a lot of pain and hardship caused by communists, assure me that my view of you is wrong." He growled in his somewhat croaky voice.

(OOC: What's the name of your leader?)

"Well, let me assure you, the people of the World Soviet Party are better now, after years of a communist, and then socialist goverment, that they were before I lead the revolution against the Military Junta of the Red Republic.

I do miss my years as leader of such a fine nation, but the knowledge that someone from my family, and yes, President Aszenmil is my grandson, even though he has abandoned the communist ideals" he sighed "is still in charge over there.

Now, may I inquire who are you?"
Kirav
13-08-2007, 23:11
"Lad? I was 63 when i died, you know. His nation? You mean the revolution succeeded?"

"Aye, the revolution did succeed. Be that for your betterment or not, I cannot know. But mind ye, I was 97 at me last breath. No hadr feelings, eh? Barman! Get the poor clergyman a drink, will ye?"
Toopoxia
13-08-2007, 23:13
"Well, let me assure you, the people of the World Soviet Party are better now, after years of a communist, and then socialist goverment, that they were before I lead the revolution against the Military Junta of the Red Republic.

I do miss my years as leader of such a fine nation, but the knowledge that someone from my family, and yes, President Aszenmil is my grandson, even though he has abandoned the communist ideals" he sighed "is still in charge over there.

Now, may I inquire who are you?"

Du'Font half stuck out his hand before hesitating and pulling it back, "I'm David Du'Font, Supreme Minister of Toopoxia, I don't beleive I caught your name, Mr...?" He gave the... whomever... a curious look.
The World Soviet Party
13-08-2007, 23:16
Du'Font half stuck out his hand before hesitating and pulling it back, "I'm David Du'Font, Supreme Minister of Toopoxia, I don't beleive I caught your name, Mr...?" He gave the... whomever... a curious look.

"Well, greetings Mr. Du'Font, I dont believe we ever met, you know, back when we were alive.

But excuse me, I've forgotten to introduce myself, my name is Jorge Bergstein, former Chairman of the Soviet Communist Party and thus, leader of The World Soviet Party, at least until I died I was."
Lord Sumguy
13-08-2007, 23:19
"Aye, the revolution did succeed. Be that for your betterment or not, I cannot know. But mind ye, I was 97 at me last breath. No hadr feelings, eh? Barman! Get the poor clergyman a drink, will ye?"

"I was his mentor, you bet it is good for me. A communist sniper shot me in the head in the middle of a speech as the whole thing was just getting started, which was very inconvenient. So is he a government official?" The man said taking the drink gratefully.
Kirav
13-08-2007, 23:22
"Aye, again, he's more than an official, Minister. He's uler of 'is home country, plus a Prince in UK2. Ye should be proud."
Lord Sumguy
13-08-2007, 23:25
"Goodness, even I didn't think he had ruling a nation in him...a prince you say? If he married for politics I'm gonna beat the daylights outta him, dead or not."
Kirav
13-08-2007, 23:29
"'M afraid I don't know his motive, Father.[You do adress Anglican priests as "Father", right?] but he's married to Queen Hana, and they seemed happy, according to the Clan Council Chief, who attened the coronation."
New Britannian kingdom
13-08-2007, 23:30
King James Richard I of New Britannia strolls into the bar. He sits down and orders a white wine. He is wearing a powdered wig and extravagent clothing. I only died last year. I was assassinated. Shot in the back by some git trying to destroy the monarchy. My death sparked a civil war. My son, King Caleb I, ended the revolution and was crowned the King of New Britannian Empire.
The World Soviet Party
13-08-2007, 23:31
The door was slammed open, as a tall man wearing a military uniform riddled with bullet holes, several medals, and a presidential band across his chest. He quickly made his way over to Du'Font.

"It's no good talking to this damn filthy communist traitor, he'll only try to brainwash you with his leftist propaganda"

Jorge seemed amused, yet kept his coolness.

"Ah, General Marshall, I cannot say it's good to see you again though, I see you still wear that old uniform of yours, should take it to a tailor though"

"Shut up, fucking marxist"

"I see you still havent forgiven me for leaving those nice marks you are carrying there"

"THIS IS ENOUGH!"

And with that, the general went over to the counter, smashing a chair on his way there.

Meanwhile, Jorge shrugged.

"He always had a bad temper"
Cazelia
13-08-2007, 23:31
The man was not too pleased.

"Excuse me barman!!"

"yeah, what is it?" he said

A balding man, wearing glasses, looking around to be in his late seventies and wearing civilian clothings enters the bar. Solemnly, he makes his way to the barman.

"A glass of your finest Vodka, please"

"finest in the afterlife" said Remmington, tossing him the bottle

A young man in his early thirties enters the bar. He had messy brown hair and blood blue eyes. The most noticeable thing about him that he was all stitched up but looked ready to fall apart. He had died jumping out a windowing expect to grab a ledge and jump into a helipcopter. But said copter was to close and James fell right into the rotor blades.

He sat down at the bar. " Vodka please" he said quietly.

"best in hell" said Jonathan, sliding over a frosty glass of vodka with a slice of lime

A man dressed in an anglican preist's robes walked into the bar and sat down. "Did anyone here know a Lord Sumguy before they died?"

Jonathan turned to him "aye, he was a freind of mine"
Toopoxia
13-08-2007, 23:32
"Well, greetings Mr. Du'Font, I dont believe we ever met, you know, back when we were alive.

But excuse me, I've forgotten to introduce myself, my name is Jorge Bergstein, former Chairman of the Soviet Communist Party and thus, leader of The World Soviet Party, at least until I died I was."

"I'm sure our two nations would have been a lot more friendly with eachother had we both been alive together, I've always been taught to distrust Soviets but you don't seem that bad." David put out his hand once more, "Let me offer you a glass of Smorrgian Vodka."
The World Soviet Party
13-08-2007, 23:34
"I'm sure our two nations would have been a lot more friendly with eachother had we both been alive together, I've always been taught to distrust Soviets but you don't seem that bad." David put out his hand once more, "Let me offer you a glass of Smorrgian Vodka."

Jorge gladly shook his hand, before emptying his glass in one shot, which he then placed over the counter.

"Why thank you, you seem like a friendly fellow yourself, however, I'm afraid I'll have to decline your offer for more vodka, I was never a good drinker, maybe you would like to join me for a coffee instead?"
Lord Sumguy
13-08-2007, 23:36
Jonathan turned to him "aye, he was a freind of mine"

"He wasn't mad with power or anything i hope. I'm Reverend John Wheeler, and who might you be? You didn't say this was hell, did you?"
CoreWorlds
13-08-2007, 23:37
An old, whitebearded man walked into the bar. He wore Jedi robes and bore an uncanny resemblence to Count Dooku, but his name is Patriarch Alexander Masaki. "Bartender! Sake, if you please."

Alexander noted all the dead leaders gathering and chuckled in quiet amusement as he waited for his drink.
Kirav
13-08-2007, 23:38
"'ey, King James Richard! Welcome to the bar. BARTENDER! Hurry up with the lad's wine will ye?!"

"Can't be Hell, Reverend. You're here right?"
Toopoxia
13-08-2007, 23:53
Jorge gladly shook his hand, before emptying his glass in one shot, which he then placed over the counter.

"Why thank you, you seem like a friendly fellow yourself, however, I'm afraid I'll have to decline your offer for more vodka, I was never a good drinker, maybe you would like to join me for a coffee instead?"

"A Coffee, hmmm, I'm afraid I've never had the pleasure." David contemplated, he stroked his chin before grabbing another tissue ready for another fit of coughing which left a patch of blood, "I'm sorry, I had expected this to leave when I died, obviously I have been seen by a higher power to have sinned somewhere in my life." He lamented.
The World Soviet Party
13-08-2007, 23:59
"A Coffee, hmmm, I'm afraid I've never had the pleasure." David contemplated, he stroked his chin before grabbing another tissue ready for another fit of coughing which left a patch of blood, "I'm sorry, I had expected this to leave when I died, obviously I have been seen by a higher power to have sinned somewhere in my life." He lamented.

"Maybe, or perhaps you were just, you know, really ill" Jorge turned to the bartender "two coffees please, I believe my friend here has never had one"

He then turned to face David again.

"But who knows? science is so advanced this days... or so I get told by the newcomers"
Calizorinstan
14-08-2007, 00:21
Jack, or Jonathan Slovick the former dictator of Calizorinstan walked in, with a logo that looked a cross of the Deathly Hallows symbol and a swatsika, he had caused the rift with Transyvlania a few years back, he said to the barmen "Give me some Budweiser beer please!", he had a black mustache, Hitler style and he looked around the room.
Aurum Domus
14-08-2007, 00:32
Alan glared at the two Soviet, in his day Communists were openly fought and hated. Now The Armed Republic was friendly with many Socialist nations, Socialism was considered a weaker form of Communism but Communism nonetheless.
Calizorinstan
14-08-2007, 00:35
Jack Slovick said "I'm here, because some nutcase shot me in the head, I lived for 5 years, then I died of someone coming in and shooting me in the back."
The World Soviet Party
14-08-2007, 00:36
Alan glared at the two Soviet, in his day Communists were openly fought and hated. Now The Armed Republic was friendly with many Socialist nations, Socialism was considered a weaker form of Communism but Communism nonetheless.

OOC: Wrong buddy, one of them is a communist, the other is the military, extreme right wing, capitalist, christian dictator who was in command of the Red Republic before said Commie started a revolution and took over.
Calizorinstan
14-08-2007, 00:42
Jack Slovick complained "My nation is starting to become a democracy, I wanted it to remain a dictatorship!, I swear when President Arnold joins us, I will box his ears.."
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 01:08
An old, whitebearded man walked into the bar. He wore Jedi robes and bore an uncanny resemblence to Count Dooku, but his name is Patriarch Alexander Masaki. "Bartender! Sake, if you please."

Alexander noted all the dead leaders gathering and chuckled in quiet amusement as he waited for his drink.

Remmington slid him a Sake "welcome to my bar!" he exclaimed

Jack Slovick complained "My nation is starting to become a democracy, I wanted it to remain a dictatorship!, I swear when President Arnold joins us, I will box his ears.."

both modern Hasleys give him a mean look, before saying "he's the best man i know" at the same time
Calizorinstan
14-08-2007, 01:10
President Slovick without warning, drank a pill and smiled and said "You're right, sorry for my political outburst, I have angergitis, it's a terrible disease you know.." He chortled before drinking his beer..
Calizorinstan
14-08-2007, 01:13
Another man walked in, bearing an uncanny resemblance to Albus Dumbledore, his name was Ignoutius Pervellious, carrying a cloak and said to the bar-tender "May I have some butterbeer please?"
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 01:21
Another man walked in, bearing an uncanny resemblance to Albus Dumbledore, his name was Ignoutius Pervellious, carrying a cloak and said to the bar-tender "May I have some butterbeer please?"

"coming right up" said Jonathan, filling a cup with some icy cold butterbeer
Calizorinstan
14-08-2007, 01:26
When President Slovick made a rude hand gesture towards Ignotius, Ignotius pulled out his wand and shouted "STUPEFY!", and President Slovick fell down on the floor. He heard cheers and he said "Slovick had that coming to him.."
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 02:04
When President Slovick made a rude hand gesture towards Ignotius, Ignotius pulled out his wand and shouted "STUPEFY!", and President Slovick fell down on the floor. He heard cheers and he said "Slovick had that coming to him.."

Alexander watched as Slovick fell to the floor "please no magic in the bar sir" he said "but that was amusing. here's another beer" he replied, sliding him the beer
Calizorinstan
14-08-2007, 02:08
Ignotius nodded and said "Ennovate!", and Slovick stood up and groaned and smiled at Ignotius "I admit you got the jump on me, let's be friends.." He and Ignotius shook hands, and they toasted and drank their respective beverages..
New Brittonia
14-08-2007, 03:58
OOC- How do you come back, as you died or in your prime?
North Calaveras
14-08-2007, 04:01
Kash walked into the bar, he sat down in the corner in his white ww2 stalin-style class suit.
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 05:18
OOC- How do you come back, as you died or in your prime?

OOC- everybody in the bar is dead and considered a leader of somesort
North Calaveras
14-08-2007, 05:20
Kash sat down at the bar and orderd a bottle of whiskey.
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 05:21
Kash walked into the bar, he sat down in the corner in his white ww2 stalin-style class suit.

Jonathan slid him a whiskey "where ya from?" he asked
North Calaveras
14-08-2007, 05:22
He had a smile: North Calaveras, i just got here.....
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 05:25
He had a smile: North Calaveras, i just got here.....

"dead by Londinian hands?" he asked
North Calaveras
14-08-2007, 05:27
Kash took a shot: Yep, along with millions of others i chose to join.
New Brittonia
14-08-2007, 05:28
OOC- everybody in the bar is dead and considered a leader of somesort

OOC: I get that, but will my guy be 109 years old in this bar or 24 years?
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 05:34
Kash took a shot: Yep, along with millions of others i chose to join.

"yeah, me too" he said
North Calaveras
14-08-2007, 05:35
Kash: I just wish....I just wish i could have had some last words to speek to my people.
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 05:36
OOC: I get that, but will my guy be 109 years old in this bar or 24 years?

OOC- he looks the age he died at
The Far Echo Islands
14-08-2007, 05:38
A man in his early 40's with a slight bald spot on his head, dressed in an unbuttoned royal blue suit walked in, it looked like he struggled with the simple task. If his shirt blew open, you could see the scars where they had cut out all his organs, and the back of his head had a 15 mm hole in it from where the machine had severed his brainstem. He was of course, Ithan Novak, the former arch military advisor for the Far Echo Islands.

He fell down onto a barstool. “One bottle of Olde Towne’s finest wine he said.”
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 05:40
Kash: I just wish....I just wish i could have had some last words to speek to my people.

Jonathan sighed "yeah, me too. i was shot by a drunk Londinian without warning"
North Calaveras
14-08-2007, 05:41
Kash: Been here awhile?
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 05:45
A man in his early 40's with a slight bald spot on his head, dressed in an unbuttoned royal blue suit walked in, it looked like he struggled with the simple task. If his shirt blew open, you could see the scars where they had cut out all his organs, and the back of his head had a 15 mm hole in it from where the machine had severed his brainstem. He was of course, Ithan Novak, the former arch military advisor for the Far Echo Islands.

He fell down onto a barstool. “One bottle of Olde Towne’s finest wine he said.”

"you got it" he said, filling the glass with wine and sliding it over to him
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 05:46
Kash: Been here awhile?

"six months in hell, three years working here" he said
North Calaveras
14-08-2007, 05:47
Kash: I admit ive done somethings i regret, executions, "secret police" but they all were for the right reasons, and yes i was a dictator, but not the normal kind.
Aurum Domus
14-08-2007, 05:53
"Well Kash you were a bit of an idiot if I do say so myself, especially messing with more powerful nations then yourself."
North Calaveras
14-08-2007, 05:55
Kash: And who might you be?
Vetalia
14-08-2007, 05:59
A man appears, suddenly, even randomly and enters the bar. He is dressed like a wealthy Vetalian, a three-piece gray woolen suit with modish thin black tie and fedora. He is no less than Vladimir Chernomyrdin, the former Praetor of Vetalia that was removed from office and later killed by his former Vice Praetor, Ivan Melnikov, during the takeover which eventually destroyed all vestiges of democracy in the country. His voice is thin and quiet, just like it was in life, and his eyes conceal a mournful anger that dissipates only slightly when he approaches the bar.

He orders at first in Vetalian before pausing with a pained look, realizing where he is, and then switches to surprisingly accentless English. "Do you have anything from Vetalia? It's been a long, long time since I've had a chance to drink something from my own country...."
Lach-Land
14-08-2007, 06:11
((OOC: as Lach-land was founded in the cold war and Lord Lachlan is its first and only leader...i'll have to improvise))

a short fat man wearing a prisoners clothes covered in blood and holding his head in his hands enter.
placing his head on the counter he begins to speak "i'll have you'r richest most expensive rum" this is Presidente Garb of The Democratic Union that was in place before the revolution that formed Lach-land. he mutters to himself "stupid stoner commies took over MY democracy so what if i cared more about bussinesses than the people and forged a couple of elections...hey barkeep can i use you'r telegraph i gotta get my expensive robes and get outta these filthy common clothes oh i hope the commies haven't sold them..."
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 06:12
A man appears, suddenly, even randomly and enters the bar. He is dressed like a wealthy Vetalian, a three-piece gray woolen suit with modish thin black tie and fedora. He is no less than Vladimir Chernomyrdin, the former Praetor of Vetalia that was removed from office and later killed by his former Vice Praetor, Ivan Melnikov, during the takeover which eventually destroyed all vestiges of democracy in the country. His voice is thin and quiet, just like it was in life, and his eyes conceal a mournful anger that dissipates only slightly when he approaches the bar.

He orders at first in Vetalian before pausing with a pained look, realizing where he is, and then switches to surprisingly accentless English. "Do you have anything from Vetalia? It's been a long, long time since I've had a chance to drink something from my own country...."

"i sure do" said Remmington
North Calaveras
14-08-2007, 06:15
Kash looked at the man that entered: Capatalist bastard.
Vetalia
14-08-2007, 06:18
"Wonderful. I'd like a glass of Vetalian wine, preferably a '59 Petrovsk, if you have it on hand..." He paused, "...and don't think I'm not aware of what's going on in my home country. I want to apologize on behalf of my nation for anything they've done in recent years. We weren't always this way, you know...at least not when I was in office, nor any of the men that came before me. To think my generation fought and died in the Revolution only to see it turn in to the same hellhole we fought against in '55."
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 06:21
((OOC: as Lach-land was founded in the cold war and Lord Lachlan is its first and only leader...i'll have to improvise))

a short fat man wearing a prisoners clothes covered in blood and holding his head in his hands enter.
placing his head on the counter he begins to speak "i'll have you'r richest most expensive rum" this is Presidente Garb of The Democratic Union that was in place before the revolution that formed Lach-land. he mutters to himself "stupid stoner commies took over MY democracy so what if i cared more about bussinesses than the people and forged a couple of elections...hey barkeep can i use you'r telegraph i gotta get my expensive robes and get outta these filthy common clothes oh i hope the commies haven't sold them..."

"dont adress me as barkeep, i founded Cazelia" Remmington said, tossing him the drink
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 06:24
"Wonderful. I'd like a glass of Vetalian wine, preferably a '59 Petrovsk, if you have it on hand..." He paused, "...and I want to apologize on behalf of my nation for anything they've done in recent years. We weren't always this way, you know...at least not when I was in office."

"no problem" said Alexander, sliding him his wine "lots of orders today"
North Calaveras
14-08-2007, 06:28
Kash: My revolution will live on.
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 06:36
Kash: My revolution will live on.

Jonathan looked at him "the reveloution will always live on, my friend"
Vetalia
14-08-2007, 06:37
"Kash, God, I'm sorry about what happened to your country...those bastards murdered those people, no matter what Ivan has to say about it."
Lach-Land
14-08-2007, 06:37
((OOC: man its weird acting a capitalist who was killed in the founding of my nation how do you guys think?))

Garb: oh no it won't you'rs and the revolution in my country will eventually fall flat and we shall rise to oppress(sinically evil laugh)
North Calaveras
14-08-2007, 06:39
Kash: Apparently you havnt met a North Calaverian.
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 06:45
"Kash, God, I'm sorry about what happened to your country...those bastards murdered those people, no matter what Ivan has to say about it."

"Ivan is a bastard" said Jonathan "i also heard some top-secret lab is going to clone me next week. after i'm reborn i will tell them to clone you too" he said, then chuckled
Lach-Land
14-08-2007, 06:45
Garb: and glad of it pig-dog! peoples dictatorship my big hairy upper-class ass!
North Calaveras
14-08-2007, 06:47
Kash: Shut the fuck up you money hungry bastard.
Lach-Land
14-08-2007, 06:51
Garb: Why you inconsiderate lowlife street-scum!if i had my bodyguards i would give you a peice of democracy proud and true!
North Calaveras
14-08-2007, 06:54
Kash:I guess your body guards didnt do such a great job: he laughed
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 06:56
Kash:I guess your body guards didnt do such a great job: he laughed

"please good sirs! keep the bickering out of my bar!" said Jonathan
Lach-Land
14-08-2007, 06:59
Garb: your lucky you have him to save you! (sits down and struggles to hold head on so he can drink his wine)
North Calaveras
14-08-2007, 07:00
Kash sat drinking(i gtg)
Commonalitarianism
14-08-2007, 16:26
A man in a blue silk uniform holding a bottle of anti-aging pills with a metal device on his chest walks to the bar, "Some good brandy to warm up the heart and get it ticking again." He puts several real time credits on the bar-- triangular plastic pieces. "Then says where am I? This place does look familiar but I can't place it?"
Calizorinstan
14-08-2007, 16:47
Ignotious had a brilliant idea come on, he threw his Invisbility Cloak and snuck up behind Slovick and pushed him forward and then he walked back to where he was and threw off the cloak where nobody could see him taking it off. Slovick was cursing the ceiling it appeared, yelling his head off. "Who pushed me, someone admit guilt!"
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 17:33
A man in a blue silk uniform holding a bottle of anti-aging pills with a metal device on his chest walks to the bar, "Some good brandy to warm up the heart and get it ticking again." He puts several real time credits on the bar-- triangular plastic pieces. "Then says where am I? This place does look familiar but I can't place it?"

"you, good sir, are in the dead leaders bar. 3rd hell lane on god avenue" said Jonathan "can i get you a drink?"
Alfegos
14-08-2007, 17:36
The black suited man came back in again. He could not find any other place to drink, so had come back to this place.

"A Tequila sunset, if you may" he said. He took out of his pocket 3 thick Brass dodecagons with 3 stars on one side, and a palm tree on the other, and put them on the bar.
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 17:44
The black suited man came back in again. He could not find any other place to drink, so had come back to this place.

"A Tequila sunset, if you may" he said. He took out of his pocket 3 thick Brass dodecagons with 3 stars on one side, and a palm tree on the other, and put them on the bar.

Alexander poured him the drink, before sliding it to him "enjoy"
Alfegos
14-08-2007, 17:51
"Thankyou" he said, as he let the flavours wash over him.

"What form of government is in this realm? I spent my life trying to make communism viable in my nation, and ended up putting a bullet into my skull. But hey, that's just my luck."
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 18:01
"Thankyou" he said, as he let the flavours wash over him.

"What form of government is in this realm? I spent my life trying to make communism viable in my nation, and ended up putting a bullet into my skull. But hey, that's just my luck."

"this is the afterlife, there is no goverment" he said
Alfegos
14-08-2007, 18:05
"Anarchy! Oh god no..." he then thought over it.

"Actually, thats very very good!"
Rejistania
14-08-2007, 18:52
The person went into the bar, her gray hair in a complex hairdo, her brown eyes behind silver-wired glasses. She was clad in a beige suit. While looking unharmed, this was exactly how she looked like when she died in the ministry of education and infrastructure from a heart attack. Hank~hila Sede looked around the location, slowly assimilating the facts to a certain point. "Good evening!" she greeted.

OOC: Sede'he was the architect of rejistani unity and the first lentine for over 20 years.
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 18:58
The person went into the bar, her gray hair in a complex hairdo, her brown eyes behind silver-wired glasses. She was clad in a beige suit. While looking unharmed, this was exactly how she looked like when she died in the ministry of education and infrastructure from a heart attack. Hank~hila Sede looked around the location, slowly assimilating the facts to a certain point. "Good evening!" she greeted.

OOC: Sede'he was the architect of rejistani unity and the first lentine for over 20 years.

"good evening madame! what can i get you?" asked Remmington
Rejistania
14-08-2007, 19:16
"Do you have a good Asamara?" She somehow hoped for a glass of the rejistani fruit liqueur. At least she now would no longer have to worry about her reputation in her kalesa or the teachings of the priests who condemn alcohol.
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 19:18
"Do you have a good Asamara?" She somehow hoped for a glass of the rejistani fruit liqueur. At least she now would no longer have to worry about her reputation in her kalesa or the teachings of the priests who condemn alcohol.

"yes ma'am" he said, filling a glass and sliding it over to her
Rejistania
14-08-2007, 19:21
"Thank you, sir!" she said smiling. She raised the glass: "To where-ever we are and the Gods who protect it."
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 19:27
"Thank you, sir!" she said smiling. She raised the glass: "To where-ever we are and the Gods who protect it."

"i'll toast to that!" said Jonathan, chugging down a shot of whiskey
Rejistania
14-08-2007, 19:33
"You have an idea where we are? I think this does relate in some way to toheri from my religious upbringing." Realizing the obscurity of inikresaism on a global scale, she added: "The place where we wait for reincarnation."
Cazelia
14-08-2007, 20:44
"You have an idea where we are? I think this does relate in some way to toheri from my religious upbringing." Realizing the obscurity of inikresaism on a global scale, she added: "The place where we wait for reincarnation."

"i'm getting cloned" said Jonathan "two weeks encounting"
Commonalitarianism
14-08-2007, 20:58
"Uh, whiskey on the rocks." "Ah, that tastes good, I remember what was happening now, I was ordering them to drop Asteroid Legions on Muse, then my heart stopped working. Just like that it was over." He takes some pills out of the bottle and takes them with the whiskey.
Rejistania
14-08-2007, 21:11
"May Relekhakansa help your way. I am or was Hank~hila Sede. Can I ask who you are?" she asked.
Commonalitarianism
14-08-2007, 21:30
"Yay, I think was Strategos Sharp, after 300 years things get a little fuzzy, after three rejuvenations, the medical nanites stop working quite right."
North Calaveras
15-08-2007, 03:58
Kash broke down and cryed on the bar table.
Lach-Land
15-08-2007, 07:27
garb: "pfft pussy"(head falls off)"ohhh"
Rejistania
15-08-2007, 10:48
"Yay, I think was Strategos Sharp, after 300 years things get a little fuzzy, after three rejuvenations, the medical nanites stop working quite right."

The rejistani smiled in a way, which was not easy to define. "The shorter life, the more precious it is. At least that is what I learned. 72 years were enough... how many lisidic arguments, kalesic discussions about minor things, campaigns, radio discussions can a person put up with? It would nearly be as bad as not being in the game."
Cazelia
23-10-2007, 02:33
Bump
Greal
23-10-2007, 02:42
Mel Watson entered the Bar, his father, Bill , also entered with him.

Why did I have to die i that stupid plane crash?
North Calaveras
23-10-2007, 02:57
Kash saw a greal man, and ran over " Hello comrades from Greal!"
The Beatus
23-10-2007, 02:58
Kleg Plostos pushes open the doors to the bar. "Where am I," he says, "I walked toward the light, then I was in front of this dump."
Greal
23-10-2007, 03:03
Kash saw a greal man, and ran over " Hello comrades from Greal!"

"Hello Kash, Its nice to see you again!"said Mel who walked over.
North Calaveras
23-10-2007, 03:08
Kash sat down " I guess we both got a shitty deal then?"
Stoklomolvi
23-10-2007, 03:09
A grey-haired man walked into the bar. He wore a uniform with the Stoklomolvi insignia on it. His name was Aleksandr Svisklovovich Stuyonovich, and was the father of Alexei Aleksandrovich Stuyonovich before his death in 1992 C.E. He did not limp, and was quite robust for his age. In his hands was a bolt-action rifle from the early nineteen hundreds.
Greal
23-10-2007, 03:10
Kash sat down " I guess we both got a shitty deal then?"

"Yup, now my daughter has the country under her hold."said Mel, his father walked around the bar, looking for any famous leaders he always wanted to meet.
The Beatus
23-10-2007, 03:17
Kleg Plostos decided he'd have a drink before trying to figure out what was happening. "Barkeep give me a coke, and a piece of toast."
Cazelia
23-10-2007, 03:19
Jonathan was playing around with his colt 1911 when he noticed Mel Watson "Hey, Mel! It's good to see you again!"
North Calaveras
23-10-2007, 03:21
Kash smiled and looked around " I guess my beliefes of being Athiest payed off, there is no heaven or hell, just a bar "he chuckled.
Greal
23-10-2007, 03:21
Jonathan was playing around with his colt 1911 when he noticed Mel Watson "Hey, Mel! It's good to see you again!"

"Hello Jonathan, I guess nothing to do here but drink all day."said Mel laughing.
Greal
23-10-2007, 03:22
Kash smiled and looked around " I guess my beliefes of being Athiest payed off, there is no heaven or hell, just a bar "he chuckled.

Mel Laughed when he heard this,"Well, I'm not sure a Bar is better then heaven."
Cazelia
23-10-2007, 03:24
"Yeah. Did you hear you daughter is marrying my son, Ingram?" he asked "It was kind of a shock at first"
North Calaveras
23-10-2007, 03:25
Kash leaned back " ya, maybe your right, you know, everyone looked at me as a dictator, stalinist if you would say, but i was never that kind of person, and that son of a bitch BL man shot me."
Greal
23-10-2007, 03:26
"Yeah. Did you hear you daughter is marrying my son, Ingram?" he asked "It was kind of a shock at first"

"Really?"asked Mel surprised,"Wow, I wasn't expecting that, I always thought Sarah was just a soldier."
Greal
23-10-2007, 03:29
Kash leaned back " ya, maybe your right, you know, everyone looked at me as a dictator, stalinist if you would say, but i was never that kind of person, and that son of a bitch BL man shot me."

"I hear BL is getting killed by a larger nation, but thats not our concern since we are siting in a bar."said Mel.
Cazelia
23-10-2007, 03:32
"Really?"asked Mel surprised,"Wow, I wasn't expecting that, I always thought Sarah was just a soldier."

"Well, I guess things just turn out that way. So, How's life, or should I say death?" Replied Jonathan
North Calaveras
23-10-2007, 03:33
Kash sat straight up " Ya, I hope i get to meet the leader of that nation in this bar" he said showing clenched fists " I will kick the shit out of him, i dont care if hes already dead"
Greal
23-10-2007, 03:35
"Well, I guess things just turn out that way. So, How's life, or should I say death?" Replied Jonathan

"Fine, I've been dead for.."said Mel looking at his watch,"5 months, 5 days, 32s minutes, and 4 seconds. I was surprised to meet my father here."
Greal
23-10-2007, 03:36
Kash sat straight up " Ya, I hope i get to meet the leader of that nation in this bar" he said showing clenched fists " I will kick the shit out of him, i dont care if hes already dead"

"I would really like to kill that man that crashed my plane."said Mel angryily,"But hes already dead."
Cazelia
23-10-2007, 03:37
"Why? He's been dead for I while now, aight?" Asked Jonathan
Greal
23-10-2007, 03:38
"Why? He's been dead for I while now, aight?" Asked Jonathan

"Yup, hes th one who founded the Dictatorship of Greal."said Mel."He died years ago, then I took over Greal."
Cazelia
23-10-2007, 03:43
"Yeah" Said Jonathan in a dull tone "Hey, Kash!" Roared out Jonathan "Come ere'!"
Greal
23-10-2007, 03:45
Bill Watson took sat down away from his son, he and his son had rocky relations ever since they died
North Calaveras
23-10-2007, 03:46
Kash turned " what do you want?" he got up and walked towards the voice.
Cazelia
23-10-2007, 03:54
"I would like to inform you that Cazelian forces have made a step in defeating British Londinium. WE TOOK BACK ORLOCK!!!" Exclaimed Jonathan "Isn't that great!"
North Calaveras
23-10-2007, 03:56
Kash smiled " Good, but i want that dam nation burned away."
Cazelia
23-10-2007, 04:00
Jonathan rubbed his hands together and laughed maniacally, before chocking on his own spit and falling over "Ow"
North Calaveras
23-10-2007, 04:03
He made a quick joke " Dont die on us HAHAH!!!"
British Londinium
23-10-2007, 04:06
James Swanner pulled out a gun and unleashed several bullets at both Kash and Hasley before returning to his vodka. He said nothing.
Cazelia
23-10-2007, 04:23
Jonathan looked down at the bulletholes in chest "Ummm....Ow, I suppose" He said, grabing an M-249 SAW and filling Swanner with lead "You stained my suit"
British Londinium
23-10-2007, 04:24
Jonathan looked down at the bulletholes in chest "Ummm....Ow, I suppose" He said, grabing an M-249 SAW and filling Swanner with lead "You stained my suit"

Swanner shrugged. "It was a trashy suit anyways," he said. He continued to drink his vodka.
Greal
23-10-2007, 07:17
Bill Watson laughed then he stopped laughing when Scott Walker entered the bar.
Oh no, whats he doing here?
Greal
24-10-2007, 03:01
"Barkeeper, can I have a glass of vodka?"asked Mel.
North Calaveras
24-10-2007, 03:11
Kash sat next to Mel " Vodka comrade"
Greal
24-10-2007, 03:20
"Not much to do these days."said Mel when Kash came over, Mel was still watching Scott Walker sit at the other side of the bar.
North Calaveras
24-10-2007, 03:24
Kash kept went shot after shot, he was now pretty drunk, and began to mumble.
Greal
24-10-2007, 03:27
Scott Walker finally noticed Mel,
"You!"Yelled Scott Walker.
Mel drew his Glock and fired at Scott. Scott drew his and fired also.
"Well, we both stained our suits."said Mel
Mel sat down and continued to drink vodka.


OOC: NC, TG
Aurum Domus
24-10-2007, 03:27
"I'll teach you to speak foul to a Londinian."

Bartai pulled out his gun and shot the Cazelian annoyance several times in the face. It wouldn't do much anything but it would make Alan feel better.
Greal
24-10-2007, 03:36
"I'll teach you to speak foul to a Londinian."

Bartai pulled out his gun and shot the Cazelian annoyance several times in the face. It wouldn't do much anything but it would make Alan feel better.

"We're here to drink, not shot each other."yelled Mel
AHSCA
24-10-2007, 03:38
Kino woke up. He looked at his body he was intact, he was full. His body was so badly beaten up in his interrogation but now he felt great.

"Yasha? Your here?"

The former Animalpolis leader stood to see Kino. "Yeah, I was challenged for leadership, and I lost."

"Oh wow, I'm sorry."

"Don't be, it's how it works. So Ayla has been crazy since you've died."

"Is Ayla okay?"

"She's fine. We're all fine. Now some sort of movie has been made about you."

"Wow am I that famous?"

"Apparently."
Kanami
24-10-2007, 03:42
"Did you say Kino?" It belonged to Yasashii Himura. The most famous Kanamian of them all. "Hello, Kino, my name is Yasashii. My country of Kanami tried to protect you, but I'm sad we didn't suceeded."
Mokastana
24-10-2007, 05:59
President Dugal walked in the bar, out of all the dead leaders of Mokastana (historically to many, RP still to many)he was the only one willing to talk with the others, that and the bullet hole was through the side of his head... entering he right temple and removing a 6 inch hole on the other side, his brains were long gone,


"Hey Kino, there making a movie of ya, people all over Mokastana want to see it..."

behing him James Billard and Franco Martinez fell in fighting eachother,

"YOU Killed me you bastard!!"

"YOU freind Nicolas called in a super assassin that ripped my heart out!!!"

"you deserved it!!!"'

even in death, Mokan leaders hated eachother, but then again, with the number of coups per given year, one could only imagine why...

"and to think, that bastard Durkin outlived us all!!!"
Calizorinstan
24-10-2007, 16:52
President Slovick leaned on the bar and looked at the Mokan leaders fighting, sighing, he stepped out, and knowing it would only stain them, but at least keep them from fighting, lightning fast he drew his Colt 1873 SAA and fired 4 shots, two for each leader. He holstered it, and drank some more of his Newcastle Brown Ale.
Cazelia
24-10-2007, 17:01
Jonathan dropped to his knees, scouring the floor for pieces of his face
Calizorinstan
24-10-2007, 17:22
President Slovick glared at Kash, for he didn't care for communists at all to tell the truth. He adjusted his black mustache, and grinned evilly at the room in general.
Mokastana
24-10-2007, 19:27
Ex-president Billard and Ex-Dictator Franco Martinez both were hit with .45 rounds, Billard, who already had 8 bullet holes, looked down and didnt notice. Martinez on the other hand was pissed, he picked up a chair and charged the Calizorinstan leader.

Behind him Billard and Dugal both ordered the finest tequilla and began to talk about the old times
Calizorinstan
24-10-2007, 19:30
Ex-president Billard and Ex-Dictator Franco Martinez both were hit with .45 rounds, Billard, who already had 8 bullet holes, looked down and didnt notice. Martinez on the other hand was pissed, he picked up a chair and charged the Calizorinstan leader.

Behind him Billard and Dugal both ordered the finest tequilla and began to talk about the old times

President Jack Slovick was ready for Martinez's charge, and reared back in a crane maneuver like The Karate Kid, and kicked Martinez under the chin. Slovick then ran like the wind to a far corner of the room and reloaded his Single Action Army quickly.
Mokastana
24-10-2007, 19:40
Martinez was a proud man, but taking that kick to chin took him off guard and he fell back on to his already broken back. He would of shouted "FUCK" but given that now his jaw was broken again all that came out "UUUUUuuu."
Dugal walked up to his successor and grabbed his hand, "Comrade, we are all dead, its kinda pointless to get in fights. Martinez seemed to just want to stay on the ground and try and realign his back. Billard walked up to President Jack Slovick to greet him.

"Hello im ex-presidente David Billard, Good shot with that kick. How did you get here?"
Calizorinstan
24-10-2007, 19:47
Martinez was a proud man, but taking that kick to chin took him off guard and he fell back on to his already broken back. He would of shouted "FUCK" but given that now his jaw was broken again all that came out "UUUUUuuu."
Dugal walked up to his successor and grabbed his hand, "Comrade, we are all dead, its kinda pointless to get in fights. Martinez seemed to just want to stay on the ground and try and realign his back. Billard walked up to President Jack Slovick to greet him.

"Hello im ex-presidente David Billard, Good shot with that kick. How did you get here?"

President Slovick smiled and he said "I was shot in the head by a communist!, I survived for a week before dying!, I appointed President Jack.R Arnold as his successor, and then his son was elected to replace him. I am a black belt in karate, tae-kwon-do and ni-jit-su!"
Mokastana
24-10-2007, 23:07
"probably a bad time to mention this but i was the socialist leader of the Mokostan People's Army, we've had a national name change. Me on the other hand got a nice firing squad by that guy you just kicked in the face, see this one" he pointed to a .50 Caliber wound where his heart should be, "He gave this one to me personally. I'm sorry how did you survive a week?"
Calizorinstan
24-10-2007, 23:12
"probably a bad time to mention this but i was the socialist leader of the Mokostan People's Army, we've had a national name change. Me on the other hand got a nice firing squad by that guy you just kicked in the face, see this one" he pointed to a .50 Caliber wound where his heart should be, "He gave this one to me personally. I'm sorry how did you survive a week?"

President Slovick said "I guess I was tough, and luckily I was able to hand over the Presidency to Admiral Jackson Reed Arnold, whom I thought was an able and capable leader. He proved me right, he is one of the best presidents Calizorinstan has ever had. He is nicknamed the "Peacemaker", averting several crises.."
Mokastana
24-10-2007, 23:26
"Sounds like my boy nic, he's in charge now. I always new he had it in him"

Billard took another sip of the tequila, letting it course its ways slowly.

"hes always been a great negotiator, good with foreign policy but-"

he was cut off when i drunken Dugal got on the bar..


"HEY EVERYONE, YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO, WE SHOULD GO BACK UP AND BE ZOMBIES AND HARRASS SOME POOR NATION JUST FOR THE HELL OFF IT!!! IT WOULD BE LIKE A ZOMBIE WAR BUT FROM THE ZOMBIES SIDE!!!!"


he slipped and fell on the floor laughing
Cazelia
25-10-2007, 00:38
"We are bound to this bar for a century or so, but we can make visitations every so often" Said Alexander, replying to the Mokan's idea
Calizorinstan
25-10-2007, 01:08
"Sounds like my boy nic, he's in charge now. I always new he had it in him"

Billard took another sip of the tequila, letting it course its ways slowly.

"hes always been a great negotiator, good with foreign policy but-"

he was cut off when i drunken Dugal got on the bar..


"HEY EVERYONE, YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO, WE SHOULD GO BACK UP AND BE ZOMBIES AND HARRASS SOME POOR NATION JUST FOR THE HELL OFF IT!!! IT WOULD BE LIKE A ZOMBIE WAR BUT FROM THE ZOMBIES SIDE!!!!"


he slipped and fell on the floor laughing

Slovick shook his head and said "I hope your son will be a good leader for Mokastana. I was a decent leader, although I admit the Arnold's have proven to be better leaders, better on foreign policy, and tougher on communism and national socialism then I ever was. I suspect that I was lucky to have passed the presidency to him. The guy that was supposed to have been president, was a Nazi whackjob.."
Kanami
25-10-2007, 01:15
"Perhaps it's bad to mention I'm one of the fondest supporters for democracy."
Calizorinstan
25-10-2007, 01:18
"Perhaps it's bad to mention I'm one of the fondest supporters for democracy."

Slovick heard this and he said "We're dead, so de we care what type of government we ran in our lifetime, I don't think so. I doubt sincerely that it matters anymore.."
Kirav
25-10-2007, 01:27
A loud flushing noise could be heard from the bar's loo as Emperor Sandforest emerged with an expressionless face.

"We may be dead, but that don't be meanin' we still can't be having hangovers. Does it lads? No-o-.. 'Ey barman! Ge' me ano'er drink, damnit! Scotch whisky!"
Cazelia
25-10-2007, 01:29
Alexander drew a Vulcan minigun and sprayed Slovick for 15 minutes straight "Don't say that. Governments exist here too"
Calizorinstan
25-10-2007, 01:31
Alexander drew a Vulcan minigun and sprayed Slovick for 15 minutes straight "Don't say that. Governments exist here too"

Slovick said calmly "Frankly my friend, I still believe that we should get along, regardless of government type."
Kirav
25-10-2007, 01:34
Sandforest turned to the Cazelian, "THere are governments here?"
Vetalia
25-10-2007, 01:38
Another Vetalian entered the room, paying no attention to the dour and quiet Vladimir Chernomyrdin. Dressed in an incredibly expensive, hand-tailored and oddly radiant business suit and wearing a lavish set of diamond and platinum cufflinks he addressed the assembled in an amiable tone. It was Viktor Ordunov, a Consul in the Ministry of Trade who, like most Vetalians, died peacefully of natural causes. Cowardice does tend to provide a much more comfortable death.

"None of you would happen to have a 3rd Revision Vetalian tax code, would you? The Auditor won't let me claim my reward in the Divine Treasury until I reconcile this amortization error on my 1959 filing...so he sent me here until it's resolved. I'm rather hoping I can buy myself a nice rebirth, perhaps trade director of a planet or something."

"I imagine I can wait, though. Besides, it just increases my balance in the Treasury...Gods bless tax loopholes. For now, though, I think I'll just have a glass of wine."
Calizorinstan
25-10-2007, 01:41
President Slovick rolled his eyes at the Vetalian and picked up the book "Calizorinstanian Leaders, from Bellatrix the Great, to President Slovick the Renowned" and idly started to read.
Greal
25-10-2007, 02:35
Mel took out his laptop that was with him , when he died, he check the news in Greal.

Great, a communist rebellion in Greal, nothing to worry about.
North Calaveras
25-10-2007, 02:41
Kash stood behind mel and watched the labtop.
Greal
25-10-2007, 02:45
"So Kash, do you enjoy this paradise?"
North Calaveras
25-10-2007, 02:50
Kash smiled as some tears went down his face " No, i wish i was with my people, this place, its filled with backstabers and murderers. I only hope i will be reborn, hopefully my son will have a son, but my son is only a member of the party, not a leading one.
Greal
25-10-2007, 02:51
"I'm worried that if my Daughter gets killed, my son will take over, and he is pretty ruthless, not to mention, hes communist."said Mel slowly, he continued to search through his Laptop.
North Calaveras
25-10-2007, 02:55
" being a communist dosnt mean your ruthless" he snikerd.
Cazelia
25-10-2007, 02:57
"Your daughter won't be killed as long as my son still has breath in his lungs" Said Jonathan
Greal
25-10-2007, 02:58
" being a communist dosnt mean your ruthless" he snikerd.

"You have no idea how bad my son is, thats whys I told the ministers that Sarah would become President, not my son."said Mel quietly.
Greal
25-10-2007, 02:59
"Your daughter won't be killed as long as my son still has breath in his lungs" Said Jonathan

"Jonathan, you have no idea how many people want to kill the President of Greal. Even I was attacked several times."
Mokastana
25-10-2007, 03:09
Billard laughed at that thought, "No no no, hes not my son, he's a great friend of mine, we served together in the MPA and killed a lot of corporates, and fascist."

Meanwhile Dugal continued to scream:


"TO THE SURFACE COMRADES!!!! LET US BE ZOMBIES!!!!"

"im sorry you have to forgive dugal, he was never good with the liquor.."
North Calaveras
25-10-2007, 03:09
" I'm so happy Pierce is in charge, he was my best freind and general of the NC's ground forces. He would die as I did for our country.
Cazelia
25-10-2007, 03:10
"You don't know how loyal my son is, Mel" Replied Jonathan "She will not perish if Ingram has anything to say about it"
Greal
25-10-2007, 03:11
"You don't know how loyal my son is, Mel" Replied Jonathan "She will not perish if Ingram has anything to say about it"

"In fact, I think my son would probably do anything to become president, even by shooting her sister. I hop Ingram is very very loyal."
Cazelia
25-10-2007, 03:36
"If he dares, Ingram will kill him ruthlessly" He said
Greal
25-10-2007, 03:38
"If he dares, Ingram will kill him ruthlessly" He said

Mel laughed,"I think Ingram will have a hard time doing that, for one thing, my son is a very good fighter, but I'm guessing Ingram is too."
Calizorinstan
25-10-2007, 04:17
President Slovick looked at Kash and he said in a harsh voice that surprised himself and everyone "Communism is a diesease that like the poor, and the stupid, will always be with us. Sufficent unto the day is the evil therof."
North Calaveras
25-10-2007, 04:25
Kash turned around and fixed his hat " I have heard that crack before."
Calizorinstan
25-10-2007, 04:31
Kash turned around and fixed his hat " I have heard that crack before."

Slovick said harshly "Then tell me if communism works, all the nations I've seen, including North Calaveras, their workers do not work as hard as a free enterprise system, the communist idea of workers being paid according to their ability and needs is garbage! All of the communist countries I've seen are poor. TWSP and Shazbotdom are socialists, not true communists, that is why they do well versus North Calaveras and the Sons of Lenin."
North Calaveras
25-10-2007, 04:38
Kash stared back at the man " my people are not poor, they all have jobs, work hard, and provide for there family and country, they are patriotic, sure they might not have some of the fancy things corporations make, but they all live comfortably."
Calizorinstan
25-10-2007, 04:40
Kash stared back at the man " my people are not poor, they all have jobs, work hard, and provide for there family and country, they are patriotic, sure they might not have some of the fancy things corporations make, but they all live comfortably."

Slovick sniffed and he said softly "So, you believe that do you? And yet while you call us captialist pigs for living comfortably, you do too! You've got quite the propaganda machine going, almost as much as Stalin the Tyrant." He showed no facial expression as he circled Kash and he said "Do you have elections in your nation? Are you a democracy, or a dictatorship?"
North Calaveras
25-10-2007, 04:48
Kash stood while he was circled " There is only one leader, but there are governors for the areas, they have there own elections"
Calizorinstan
25-10-2007, 04:49
Kash stood while he was circled " There is only one leader, but there are governors for the areas, they have there own elections"

Slovick said in his regular voice, unfazed by this new piece of info "Is there elections for the leader?, or how is the leader succeeded?" He stopped circling Kash and put his hands behind his back.
North Calaveras
25-10-2007, 05:01
Kash stirred a bit " Well, the communist party votes within itself to the next leader"
Calizorinstan
25-10-2007, 05:03
Kash stirred a bit " Well, the communist party votes within itself to the next leader"

Slovick said "Well, it is still not really a democracy is it? A communist society cannot be truely democractic, this much I know for sure from studying communist. Do you execute a lot of "undesirables?" or send them off to prision camps?"
North Calaveras
25-10-2007, 05:09
Kash had nothing to hide, he was dead anyways " Well, I have had people killed, mostly politcal enemys and some people that were traitors. But we do have re-education camps for those willing to cooperate"
Vetalia
25-10-2007, 05:43
"Of course capitalism works...just look at us. We're rich and free, unlike the communist or the corporatist states."
Greal
25-10-2007, 06:59
Mel laughed when he heard Kash and the other people argue over something stupid.
Calizorinstan
25-10-2007, 15:45
Kash had nothing to hide, he was dead anyways " Well, I have had people killed, mostly politcal enemys and some people that were traitors. But we do have re-education camps for those willing to cooperate"

Slovick smirked and said " You killled your political enemies because you feared they would take over your position, and the traitors you killed because they saw the light of what communism does. And the re-education camp, is slang for "prison camp" Cherrio!" Slovick walked to the bar and said "I'd like a root beer please.."
Mokastana
25-10-2007, 19:20
Billard stayed in the background, drinking tequila and listening for no real reason....

"All politics has done is gotten more leaders here earlier then they deserve...

Please amigos let us forget about it all and just enjoy a drink"


"Zombies...."


"ohh shut up, Dugal!"
Vetalia
25-10-2007, 19:48
"I'd have to agree, but this is rather important. I'm Vetalian, you know...if our lives aren't profitable at the end, we aren't exactly rewarded afterwards. Actually, we're punished, usually with a far less prosperous life the next time around."

"I've never understood the point of our rebirths, but I'm sure there's a good reason for it."
Mokastana
25-10-2007, 20:18
"rebirths, is that what this is called, i thought this was hell? I mean we're politican's after all"
Vetalia
25-10-2007, 23:12
"Eh, we don't have a true hell. It's more the Gods decide to give us hell on Earth. They're practical like that...there isn't much you can do if your end-of-life balance comes up negative other than hope you discover a loophole."
Duneria
26-10-2007, 02:10
Former Comrade-Leader Alexi Gaunt entered the bar.
It'd been a hard day's work, and it was time to settle down.

"Bar-keep!" he shouted "get me a dry scotch, shaken not stirred.

The bartender stared right back at Gaunt's smiling face.

"What? Don't tell me you haven't seen James Bond? It's all the rage with these new-fangled kids..."
Cazelia
26-10-2007, 02:45
"Who is this James...Bond fellow you keep talking about?" Asked Remmington "In my time there was only funny looking toys and muskets for children to play with"
Duneria
26-10-2007, 02:51
"Heh, I guess not then. I died around 1978 at age 94, so my knowing about the times is probably a lot more recent then you."

Gaunt pulled out a cigar.

"So, who are all these people?"
Cazelia
26-10-2007, 03:19
"Dead leaders" Replied Remmington emotiomlessly
Greal
26-10-2007, 03:22
Mel continued to drink the vodka that he was given.
Duneria
26-10-2007, 03:23
"Wow.... Ya know, you guy's look all depressed. What you need to do is turn that frown.... UPSIDEDOWN:D"
Cazelia
26-10-2007, 03:26
Jonathan suddenly hit Alexi with a large frying pan "As the kids say: STFU n00b"
Duneria
26-10-2007, 03:31
Alexi started to laugh.
"Yes, Yes, SEE! You needed that.... the best thing about being dead and all, is that I can't feel pain. You can do it all you want and I won't feel nothin'.

Gaunts green eyes narrowed.

"Although I'd suggest not to do that again..."
Cazelia
26-10-2007, 03:33
"Perhaps..." Said Jonathan