NationStates Jolt Archive


Goblin TV Channel 1

Enraged Goblins
11-08-2007, 18:05
(All broadcasts are in Goblinese. Closed captions not avalible anywhere, sorry guys.)

Goooood morning various tribal and clan associations of Gooooooooooblins! Thank you for tuning in to the very first regular programing broadcast station in the Goblin Clans area. We're working on color as we speak, so it shouldnt be tooooo long before you can see our excellent programs in beautiful reds, blues and yellows!
For our first programing broadcast, we have some grade-A footage of silly humans attempting to remove vampires from their castles! Watch in amusement as the pink skinned idiots try to pry a vampire out of its coffin! Get an up-close view of the head-removing action as an angry vampire takes off one humans head in a single bite! These guys are wild!
After that, as per orders from the Minister of Education, there will be eight hours of Discovery Channel programming which we recorded earlier today.
And with that, let the television commence!
(Various Goblin clan flags, acompanied by 'Where There's a Whip There's a Way' for no particular reason.)