NationStates Jolt Archive

The Solenial Herald is in nedd of new workers from some beutiful nations with a bril wage i mean like... "whats a maximum wage? :confused:" anyway working for the Herald gives your nation a weekly moderate supply of Oil! all we ask is you fill in this form and get a good story for 14/7/07 that is Tuesday! if you fail to get a story more than once then you will be fired!!

Example of the form;

Name: Juli Trench
Nation: Googleplex
Preferred Journalism: Sport

If you do a very good Article then your nation will recieve a high supply of Oil for a week.

Also, any nations that wish to advertise their company in the Solenial Herald then tell me here and i expect a payment of some sort...:D:D:D

The Kingdom of Grasaland would like to represent itself in your Newspaper

We would also like to advertise our Embassy Exchange Programme



Name: Julia Norgin
Nation: The Kingdom of Grasaland
Prefered Journalism: Armed Forces

Our article will be submitted before Tuesday !

Thank you very much for your submittal and we look forward to you article, we have not yet decided how often the newspaper will come out, so that was just a light estimate :p i will begin on designing the newspaper then :D

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Alfegos People's Arms wishes to advertise weaponry in your newspaper.
We will pay a fee designated by you.

The link to our website is:

http://z11.invisionfree.com/Free_World_Alliance/index.php?showtopic=9

We hope we are able to have an advertisment in your paper.

Solenial Herald reply eagerly to your acceptance, if you send what you would like your advertisement to say in Solenial Herald HQ then that would be fine...

The next issue of the Solenial Herald will 11/8/07 (or as the americans call it 8/11/07)

The Buy & Sell Corporation would like to advertise in your newspaper, but first you need to allow our corporation into your nation so the advertised items can actually be bought. More about how you can get us in your nation can be found in our website. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12844762#post12844762)

Dear Nations of the world,

Due to rise in funding from investors and the government towards The Herald, it is now to become an International Newspaper, it is to be brought out in any nation that wants it. The first Internationally Published Article will be out today.

To : Solenial (Whom-it-may-concern)
From : General Pwnxo,Chief Defence Minister,Chief Ambassador,Minister for Foreign Affairs,The Democratic Republic of Seng Han

We are pleased to announce we shall send one journalist to aid the writing of the Solenial Herald.

Name : John-Peter Collins
Nation : The Democratic Republic of Seng Han
Region : South Eastern Asia
Preferred job : English grammar/spelling editor and/or New Storefronts.

Welcome Aboard John-Peter Collins, we would love if you could write an Article on a new storefront of your choice and the deadline is Wednesday, we are grateful for your joining of the Solenial Herald!

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The Londinian government does not wish to advertise in your newspaper, but we are obligated to inform you that the Solenial Herald is prohibited in British Londinium and her colonies due to its flagrant and repeated violations of the 1984 Journalistic Quality Act.

Presenting the El Presidenta

hope you put this in your next issue, this is a matter of national security
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Vampire Slayers Needed

Over 1,000 Mesotarians have been infected by vampires. Vampire Slayers will live in some of the best presidental suits we have in the glorius capital for free if you will just murder the vampires. We need your help. Our soldeirs are dying and becoming vampires as we speak. Please join and save our nation from this horrible plauge.

Reward: 500 Mesos (per vampire)

you will only stay in presidental suite after 10 vampires have been murdered. After a week of vacation at hotels, you must continue to kill another 10 vampires to get another weeks vacation. If you murder an infecty and not an official vampire, you will only get 250 mesos. Consult our bank director for money exchange rates.

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THANK YOU VERY MUCH! El Presidenta

okay i'll place that in wednesday's issue... Okay Everyone thats all the AD's i'm going to accept before i get more journalists, i need some more people please

The Alfegos government is allowing you to sell this paper in our nation, in all news agents who so wish to sell it.

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Offering the best weapons to Alfegos and the world since 1954!

The Peoples High Representative of The United Socialist States of Uwukaka (USSU) would like it to be known that the Solenial Herald shall be made readily available for general sale along side the Peoples paper: Uwukaka Today.

Of course, like any medium made available inside this newly created great nation, any neo-conservative gabble shall be heavily edited as will any advertisments from such nations with such leaning tendancies. Apart from these issues the tradition of free press as has always been enjoyed by the peoples of Uwukaka shall continue.

The USSU shall also make available the use of our highest journalists to the Solenial Herald, especially to aid the message of the good will of socialism and ethical corporations (>75% nationalised, of course!) and their benefits to all nations.

Long live the People!

Lord Murray
Peoples High Representative and High Priest, The USSU.

okay, okay i may be able to add that

hi i am willing to write articles for your paper but in return for my service i expect to be paid at least a nation a article depending on the size of my work. since i am the founder of the capitolist pacific island i need nations and you need articles i think it is a divine deal for both sides

i'm sorry but i am the founder of Pacific Islands and we need more nations as well, that is not negotiable!