NationStates Jolt Archive

Lone Alliance News
=Tonight's top story=
Lone Alliance forces cancel their final plans against Tartarystan , citing that cowardly allies, and supporters of evil were to blame.

"The actions of Steel and Fire, Vetalia, and Red Tide were despictable," said one military commander, "their support of a small cruel nation was not only morally wrong, but hypocritical." he said pointing out past actions in which the nations occuiped previous countries. Lower ranking soldiers were also disappointed. "I had them right within range, if I had only been allowed, a Steel and Fire Sub would have been history." Said the fire control officer of a sub crew. Families of those who were lost as part of the larger engagement felt like the loss was futile.
"He's not coming home... And for what? The villains escape yet again."

In further shows of hatred, citizens burned Red Tide and Vetalian flags in the capital. Chanting "Death to the Imperalists!" the flag burners rallied for two hours before police were able to disperse them. With tensions high from recent Vetalian actions, we can only hope that things do not turn ugly.

TSRT News Broadcast

"In other news, The Lone Alliance condemned the Red Tide in a illogical address. Our glorious General-Secretary had this to say about TLA pronouncement."

The picture switched to one of General-Secretary Narmonov. A question could be heard being asked in the background, then he spoke.

"The TLA condemned us? Well, good for them. Now that thats done, they can go run their country... hopefully."

The picture switched back to the attractive news anchor.

"In other news..."

Good morning brothers and sisters of Aesir. I'm your AM News Feed correspondent Alfor Meldly and this morning's International Topic includes the nation of TLA and their condeming of some pack of nations who stuck up for the little guy.

Here is the feed we at LorNET recieved:

Lone Alliance News
=Tonight's top story=
Lone Alliance forces cancel their final plans against Tartarystan , citing that cowardly allies, and supporters of evil were to blame.

"The actions of Steel and Fire, Vetalia, and Red Tide were despictable," said one military commander, "their support of a small cruel nation was not only morally wrong, but hypocritical." he said pointing out past actions in which the nations occuiped previous countries. Lower ranking soldiers were also disappointed. "I had them right within range, if I had only been allowed, a Steel and Fire Sub would have been history." Said the fire control officer of a sub crew. Families of those who were lost as part of the larger engagement felt like the loss was futile.
"He's not coming home... And for what? The villains escape yet again."

In further shows of hatred, citizens burned Red Tide and Vetalian flags in the capital. Chanting "Death to the Imperalists!" the flag burners rallied for two hours before police were able to disperse them. With tensions high from recent Vetalian actions, we can only hope that things do not turn ugly.


In other news, we've got a young fifteen year old boy here to tell us his thoughts on ViZion's major video game release: NationStates.

Boy: "It's not quite balanced"

Alfor: Oh really? What exactly do players have to expect in the game?

Boy: Well it's really just a bunch of kids who saw relevant alliances and were rejected because they were a bunch of warmongering idiots and not compatent three dimensional players. So all the war mongering idiot's formed pig-pile alliances to defend themselves from the legitamate alliances. They suddenly found that they could attack smaller nations and force more to join them. Eventually more bandwagons formed. They've been shooting at eachother ever since.

Alfor: I understand. Do you have any advice?

Boy: Mind your own business and don't get involved! The only way to survive these days is if you are part of some redicilously unpreportionate faction whose only purpose is to defend themselves from other war mongering factions. Your better off waiting for the sequal.

Alfor: A sequal? Oh, well I can't wait for that. OKAY! Great. Let's take it back to LorNET headquarters in Victory Center!

Being a small nation was nice.

One always got overlooked in the pomposity and crudeness of modern international politics, and for a nation like Dalnijrus, that was a very good thing.

Especially since it left them free to continue to persecute yiffing furfags and the like without a great deal of interference.

OOC: This is mainly saber rattling for the upcoming ViZion war.