NationStates Jolt Archive

George Charmichael: Hello and welcome to a new edition of "News of Today", this your host, George Charmichael speaking from the Reichstag in Tocrowkia.

Today, we are interviewing Steward Mahone, current leader of The Liberal Neo-Imperial Reich of Tocrowkia, Commander in chief of the armed forces and commando extraordinaire who recently massacred an entire group of spec. ops. sent to murder him.

*The Steward enters the room and Charmichael stands up to shake his hand*

Welcome Steward, it's a pleasure to meet you, would you like to take a seat?

Mahone shakes Charmichael's hand firmly, smiles and nods both to him and the cameras.

"It is an honor to meet you, Mr. Charmichael. And an honor to be on SSN. And yes, a seat sounds nice." With that, he sits in one of the leather chairs and folds his hands in his lap.

"Well, let's start with the beggining shall we?

Could you please tell our viewers how you came to power here in Tocrowkia?

Most of us remember this nation being communist before, indeed, it was one of the founders, if not the most important one, of the now deceased Union of Communist Nations"

Mahone nodded.

"After Tocrowkia fled into isolationism to escape the now, also ironically defunct alliance of APOC, the governments power broke down. Isolationism didn't sit well with the Tocrowkian people. We like to feel...important"

He paused, considering his next words for a fraction of a moment.

"As you may know, my family is one of the most prominent noble houses in Tocrowkia. Using the wealth that hadn't been stripped from us during the Bolshevist regime, I built my self a private army and simply went about kicking the commies out. There is also sort of a history between our families. The Mahone's and the Reinhards..." He trailed off, deciding to leave Isabella Reinhard, his predecessor to the throne of Steward only that brief mention.

"But that is a story for another time."

OOC: Can you interview my leader next?

OOC: Please apply in the news thread and delete that post.

IC:

Charmichael winced slightly at the mention of the Reinhards but went on immediatly.

"Fair enough, we'll leave it there then.

Now, I understand that a nation 'Free Furry Islands' made an attempt on your life a while ago, could you tell us about it?"

Mahone chuckled lightly at the mention of the Furry attempt on his life.

"Ah yes...that little backwater nation was positively infuriated because we, and many others, recognized their kind for what they were; freaks. How the devil the managed to insert such a large Special Forces group into our capital city under our noses I'll never know. It's almost like this thing called "God Modding" those nerds on the internet do when they want to win at a game."

There was a brief pause.

"Anyways, I had just finished watching the 'Rambo' series when it happened. So honestly, everything I did just came out of instinct. Shoot one, use one for a human shield, snap ones neck. Rinse and repeat." He explained with a smile.

"Anyways, I had just finished watching the 'Rambo' series when it happened. So honestly, everything I did just came out of instinct. Shoot one, use one for a human shield, snap ones neck. Rinse and repeat." He explained with a smile.

"Well, that's interesting to say the least.

So, I take it you went to a military school then?"

He nodded.

"Yes. It is the tradition of Tocrowkian noble houses to send their children to military school. Male or female, doesn't matter. I ran into some trouble during my time at the Naval Aca-..." He paused, wincing at the memories. He backtracked as fast as he could.

"...But I graduated anyway. Yeah..." He continued somewhat nervously.

He nodded.

"Yes. It is the tradition of Tocrowkian noble houses to send their children to military school. Male or female, doesn't matter. I ran into some trouble during my time at the Naval Aca-..." He paused, wincing at the memories. He backtracked as fast as he could.

"...But I graduated anyway. Yeah..." He continued somewhat nervously.

Knowing of the Reich's reputation, Charmichael decided to press the issue no further, and instead changed the topic at hand.

"So, after the failed attempt on your life, you forced the furries to surrender and according to eye witnesses, delivered the severed head of one of the commandos to the FFI's president.

Some people consider that to be barbaric, specially taking into account what happened later as Tocrowkian troops murdered millions and stole everything in sight after 'occupying' the islands under the guise of a peace treaty signed before.

May I ask what's your side of the story and/or excuse for your troop's behaviour on the field?"

"Mr. Charmichael, what you have to understand is, Furries do not think like us. They do not see and perceive the world like normal people do. They do not have morals. They do not have common sense, or values. The only thing they understand is brute force.

When I showed severed head of one of the would-be assassins to the FFI's president, it was to show him the error of his ways. And when my forces sacked and looted the Free Furry Islands, it was because they continued to maintain an air of blissful ignorance about the depravity of their ways.

Furry's are not like Jews, or blacks, or gays. One cannot help being those, as you are born one. Those groups do not deserve to be discriminated against on those grounds. You do deserve to be discriminated against for being a Furry, however." Mahone stated, his voice carrying an air of pride and passion in the ideals he had just spoken.

"Well, some psychologists do think that a person's sexuality is determined early in life according to each one of us's personal experiences. Thus, in a way, one could say Furries cant avoid being, well, furries"

Mahone blinked. "You may be right, but I severely doubt anyone could suddenly wake up one day and think to his or her self that 'Hey, I want to engage in sexually deviant act with animals! And fursuits!'...unless of course, said person is an Allanean..."

"That's not what I'm saying at all, I mean, some people might do that, but it can be theorized that sexuality develops with the individual, being repressed during one's young years and finally coming out at the start of puberty.

But let us not talk about sexuality anymore, as that is not the goal of this show.

You mentioned the Allaneans as being perverts and deviants, why do think them to be so?"

"Because their very culture embraces sin and depravity without limits. They see such things as Furryisim as acceptable. They welcome such pink-commie madness that it is well...maddening. There is some hope, though. The Questarian's, and the Doomani fight against such indecency's even as we sit here. And we will continue our own fight against them, as well.

Allaneans are pretty much a step back on the evolutionary chain. Dumb, barbaric proto-apes..." He trailed off and shook his head.

"The only good Allanean is a dead Allanean."

"Some people might say the same about the very Questerians you praise... or the barbaric Doomani who kill thousands to honour their..." and he spat out this last word "God."

((OOC: Sorry for the lack of postage today.))

Mahone shrugged apathetically. "Different strokes for different folks. I personally don't agree with many of the things the Doomani do, either. Especially the whole radical Catholic thing, seeing as most Tocrowkians are Protestants...but I digress..."

"Yet you still support their killing of Allaneans, and if I'm not mistaken, Kahanistanis?

Well, I guess we'll have to agree to disagree.

Now, the latest issue before our times runs out, the NPE-CA War and the NATO/QC War, what can you tell me about those?"

"The Corporate Alliance represents a clear and real danger to Nordic culture, which the NPE represents and is struggling to protect. As the Reich's own culture shares the same heritage as many NPE nations, the CA should not expect us to remain so...apathetic to their wanton destruction of Nordic culture for much longer." Mahone's tone was calm and collected, but he was obviously hinting at something.

"As for the NATO-QC war, despite the fact we are a common wealth member, I currently have little interest in the conflict ti self, much less becoming involved..."

"And your opinion on the recently created "Soviet Commonwealth?"

OOC: Link in sig.

"Well, I suppose it's a good idea, seeing as the GUSN has apparently died a death. Though I can't help but wonder if The Soviet Commonwealth will suffer the same fate as GUSN, and it's predecessor, the UCN...."

((OOC: Meet me on MSN later. I want to talk about something >.> ))