Battle of Mountain Goat Lake
The king of north Miroxia looked the bloody battle field from his private blimp as it soared over the west coast's Mountain Goat Lake, the only freshwater lake in Miroxia. "Fools," he said to himself. The battle started at 3:30 today. The angry rebels of the north stuck again, but this time at the mountain goat population at Mountain Goat Lake in the wildlife reserve. Just earlier this week, the country revived from the earlier civil war. With Shazbotdom Naval Ships close by didn't help, either. They pressured the citizens of the south. The battle began in the middle of the lake, where naval ships had met. Supossed "King", Devin Williams, of the north declared war and 300 of the goats lost their lives. Northern Troops stole Datius Jets from storage, and bombed the Mountain Goat Mountains, also in the wildlife reserve. 50 more mountain goats died, and Miroxian Dictator, Roland Adams, sent troops to the lake, where the north was invading. There the war started. When the ships met mid-lake, southern ships were invaded by northerners, and northern ships were invaded by southerners. People jumped into the lake to fight and the war raged on. Barley continuing,the war still raged, the lake bloody. The North was, sadly, winning...
"What the...!?" screamed Mr Laing, Minister of Defence for the Datius Cabinet "Stole... DTA's?... this is a serious matter Jonathan!" an assistant working in the minister's office.
"What do you s'ppose we do, sir?" asking in a rather suprisingly calm voice and sipping his coffee
"There's no question to what we do! you wazzack!, sorry Jonathan but we must retrieve our precious planes... after all our advanced aircraft is too great for those, p-pillacs that call themselves pilots! Send the ZETA force and 50 Harrier Jets to combat the aircraft we have hade STOLEN from us! also send a small naval force to the east coast of Miroxia ready to combat any retreating SOB's!!"
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To: North Miroxian Monarch
From: Datius MoD - Jonathan Longfellow
We are aware you have taken our aircraft... we DEMAND that you place our DTA's safely back in the warehouses or immediate action will be took!!!
PS- Mr Laing would like to inform the Advanced Fighters will not be working at full capacity as they have not been used and kept in warehouses for the last year
R. Laing MoD
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To: South Miroxian Dictator
From: Datius MoD - Jonathan Longfellow
We have sent a message to the Bastard that calls himself "King Devin" :confused: if we do not retrieve our aircraft back we will surely help destroy the enemy... do you have a map of your country, or a list of major cities?
PS- we would like to send Koli Trentson, a diplomat, to also try and finish this conflict with the least amount of deaths
R. Laing MoD
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"And Mr Longfellow!... Jonathan!!!" screamed Mr Laing after his assistant
"Yes sir what is it?"
"Get me a cup of Coffee... no make it Red Bull this is gonna be a long night!"
"Lord," Jerry West said, coming up to the dictator.
"What?"
"Our newly formed army has lost almost half of it's soldiers!"
"What!?! Son of a gun! We, I mean, I paid GOOD MONEY for that army!!!"
"Shall I...?"
"Do WHATEVER you need to do, just stop the war!"
Jerry left. Then Roland picked up the phone.
"Someone issue a peace treaty with Shazbotdom." The war raged...
Roland drew up a map in response to Datium's letter. It listed the five major cities: Port Durant (mid-country; capital city), Mountain Goat City (north-west; under siege), Drance Town (south-west; near wildlife preserve, north 2 kilometers of the battlefield), Mountain Goat Falls (village in wildlife preserve; under siege), and Kelmont Creek (south-east; backup capital city).
He wrote:
Dear Datium Leader,
Dictator Roland here. King Devin's troops are using your planes, and refuse to leave them alone. Our air forces are on the hunt to destroy the planes...but, we promise to give you replacement planes.
Signed,
Dictator Roland Adams III
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King Devin recived the Datius letter.
He wrote, angrily:
Dear Disrespectful Punk of a Leader,
We're using your planes, and shall not return them.
PS- I use the word "leader" very, very loosely...:p
PSS- I declare war on Datium...but the war shall be here, in Miroxia...
"G'day Mr Laing!" exclaimed a jolly Prime Minister, not Jolly for long. "How's you work been then?"
"Oh, the usual sir, we're at war with Northern Miroxia..."
Splash! the noise made by the Prime Minister choking on his coffee, after a silent minute Mr Morass looked Gormlessly at the Minister
"Jonathan!... Get in here!... take the Prime Minister to his office..."
The Minister sat down to his desk and began typing after all he had work to do
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To: South Miroxian Dictator
From: Datius Minister of Defence
Subject: Civil War
We know that your military struggle in the north has forced you to ask for aid from other nations, understandibly, and the enormous might of the Datius Ministry is prepared to send 1500 ZETA's to MG City, 500 to MG Fall's, 500 just outside MG City and 500 troops five miles to the south
R. Laing MoD
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To: North Miroxian Monarch
From: Datius Ministry of Defence
Subject: Civil War
There is no way you can accuse the Datius Cabinet of being weak we're a strong figure in our large nation! and will destroy your Pig Faction if any more hostile events occur on South Miroxian soil... we will give you one day (30 mins) to abandon your post in MG city or prepare for the worst!
R. Laing MoD
The Frigates and Transporters set off out of Coshastati's docks and into the horizon ready to restore peace in Miroxia. the ships, carrying ZETA's and DTA's were ripping through the sea, a deadly sight for any bi-passer.
[22 hours later]
The ZETA's were a woke after 6 hours of sleep, peacefully. Thet looked over the head deck at the Shazbotdom ships several nautical miles behind and started to prepare for any immediate conflict as the ships graced the Surf the troops touched Miroxian sand greeted peacefully, they were headed for MG City...