NationStates Jolt Archive

Today, the Republic of Rosbaningrad proclaimed that it wishes for a nation to, quote "show us what you got" unquote. This means that the Republic of Rosbaningrad wishes to have what one would call "an invasion." Yes, the Republic of Rosbaningrad is opening it's doors to international tough guys to move in and bomb the hell out of us and other casualties. Currently, the Rosbani Military is suffering from a lack of military equipment and low amounts of morale. We again request that a nation attack us, for us to fear subjugation.

That is all, thank you.

OOC: What is with these new guys wanting to be invaded? I don't do imperialistic invasions of smaller nations, it's not my style. However, if we could do a mutually agreed-to, peaceful annexation, that would work out for me.

OOC they 06 they not small

OOC:Hmm, I shall invade him if hes serious...

Bump. No one wants to invade me? ;_;

OOC: How big is your military? Also, are there any parts of your government my liberal democratic socialist, peace-loving, pro human rights gov't. would object to, as possible pretense to war?

OOC: How big is your military? Also, are there any parts of your government my liberal democratic socialist, peace-loving, pro human rights gov't. would object to, as possible pretense to war?

OOC: Currently, my nation has but a few militias running around it, we're anarcho-capitalists.

OOC: Well I suppose I could propagandize that into making your nation look like an oppressive rogue state in chaos. Can I get a rough number for the strength of the militias?

OOC: Well I suppose I could propagandize that into making your nation look like an oppressive rogue state in chaos. Can I get a rough number for the strength of the militias?

They drive around in Shermans, really. Not sure of a number. Maybe 5,000 Shermans at the most and men running around with some sort of Doomani rifle. 40,000 militiamen at the most.

Most high tech weapon they'd have is probably an F-5.

OOC: They seem to be serious. Then again, it's a nation of 1.747 billion, so they're by no means new. What's the idea here?

OOC: They seem to be serious. Then again, it's a nation of 1.747 billion, so they're by no means new. What's the idea here?

OOC: I'm bored, my military sucks. An August 07 could beat me, most likely.

One last question. Can I make you a colony postwar?

OOC: Does your nation have fighter planes?

OOC: Does your nation have fighter planes?

"Most high tech weapon they'd have is probably an F-5."

Q: One last question. Can I make you a colony postwar?

If you win. :p

Well, we could all team up against Rosbaningrad. I don't know. He does have the Haven, which might back him. Something's up here.

Alright, I'm game, since I'm pretty confident that I can beat a nation half my size equipped with F-5s and Shermans...

Central Prestonia already got it. Too late. :p

Alright, I'm game, since I'm pretty confident that I can beat a nation half my size equipped with F-5s and Shermans...

Will the people rise up and resist or am I just fighting the militia? I'm a bit apprehensive about a nation so big with such a small army, there has to be a trump card hidden somewhere.

Will the people rise up and resist or am I just fighting the militia? I'm a bit apprehensive about a nation so big with such a small army, there has to be a trump card hidden somewhere.

Only time will tell. ;P

Ok, I'm out. My military isn't large enough to fight the militia and (possibly) your entire populace. I'm also not too fond of getting the HDI used on me.

yeah, really, I think he's hiding something. Probably something ivolving the words "nuclear" and "explosive" and "death".

We could all team up. You know, divide and conquer. I'm game to working with you, Faxnavia.

yeah, really, I think he's hiding something. Probably something ivolving the words "nuclear" and "explosive" and "death".

I don't have nukes.

If none of ya'll are in, then I am taking him one-on-one...I have nothing against using WMDs (I prefer Chemical Munitions, however...not saying I don't have a nice stockpile of nukes, though.)

If none of ya'll are in, then I am taking him one-on-one...I have nothing against using WMDs (I prefer Chemical Munitions, however...not saying I don't have a nice stockpile of nukes, though.)

Hit up MSN...lol

Thanks for the spam, Candistan.

Kansiovian message

Since your leader wants Nations to invade you, we wouldnt mind wasting our old and Outdated, FROG missiles on your Nation. They would be armed with Chemical warheads, but are very inaccurate. Please confirm your message again.

Signed,
President Attontov.

Kansiovian message

Since your leader wants Nations to invade you, we wouldnt mind wasting our old and Outdated, FROG missiles on your Nation. They would be armed with Chemical warheads, but are very inaccurate. Please confirm your message again.

Signed,
President Attontov.

Today, the Republic of Rosbaningrad proclaimed that it wishes for a nation to, quote "show us what you got" unquote. This means that the Republic of Rosbaningrad wishes to have what one would call "an invasion." Yes, the Republic of Rosbaningrad is opening it's doors to international tough guys to move in and bomb the hell out of us and other casualties. Currently, the Rosbani Military is suffering from a lack of military equipment and low amounts of morale. We again request that a nation attack us, for us to fear subjugation.

That is all, thank you.

First Israelalikstan(or whoever it was) and now this. I REALLY do not understand the logic of "Pwn me, take a number".

Official Diplomatic Communique:

The Shenyangi High Counil wishes to ask your nation's current leader a few questions before making any decisions.

Firstly, are you aware that making this declaration is tanamount to suicide in the modern world diplomatic scene?

Are you aware that there are nations, such as Shenyang, which are fully cpable of killing every single citizen of your nation without resorting to anything beyond ground forces and close air support?

Does your current leader realize that any nation with a nuclear arsenal could easilly turn your nation into something equivalent to a smoking, radioactive, plate glass parking lot?

Lastly, we must inquire as to how anyone in your nation can make this international request, as you are in a state of utter anarchy, thusly meaning you have no political structure at all?

We must inquire, as your request is quite literally suicidal.

End Communique.

Kansiovian Presidential Palace

"Mr Attontov, they said yes."

Laughing Ruiki Attontov called Lt. Gen Karkov

"Launch whatever Old ballistic missiles we don't want at them."

In less than 4 hours the missiles we operational, and were fired at random location in Rosbaningrad. Although the Kansiovians tried to fire mainly at military bases.

The FROG and other old and cheap Scud missiles were mainly armed with anti-personel Explosives and White Phorsphrous. It is unclear on how amny of these missiles the Kansiovians launch, but it is about in the numbers of 400-500.

JAREDCOHENIAN EASTERN MILITARY HEADQUARTERS, ROSBANINGRAD OVERSEAS TERRITORY

"Sir! AWACS Thunderhorse is reporting around four hundred seventy three ICBMs incoming towards Rosbaningrad." For some reason, some moron decided to launch several ICBMs at a fortified military base in North Haven. The Rosbaningrad Oblast was a protectorate of the Iron Imperium of Jaredcohenia, moreso a colony. The base housed around one hundred B-22 Zeus bombers and close to one thousand Cardinal D and Es, the Es on two air craft carriers docked in the south of Rosbaningrad. The Rosbanis were not allowed to have a military, thus militias were formed. Shermans were the cheapest available tanks, so the Rosbani populace commanded those. However, certain Rosbanis drove Mackalls and Nakil tanks - if they were in the military.

General Dwight D. Eisenheimer was Governor-General of the Protectorate, a Jaredcohenian by birth. He was smoking a dark brown pipe, which had nothing other than pipe tobacco in it. "Ask AWACS Thunderhorse if they can determine which nation these ICBMs came from. Or try and find a possible trail via satellite."

"Sir! Can we even do that?" An ensign spoke up. "Is there even a technology possible to determine exactly where an intercontinental ballistics missile was fired from?"

"Can't we detect via satellite as to what nations fired an ICBM?"

"I guess, but it all seems somewhat redundant, General. Tracing..."
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"Orders from HQ in Rosbaningrad City to take out some ICBMs. Fire rockets at 'em!" Another military brass shouted as airraid sirens went off in the protectorate. The Rosbanis were uncertain as to if there were indeed any aircraft coming, they did know that the colony was under attack. "Track those fuckers on radar!"
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"Trajectory shows the ICBMs are from some shithole nation, Kansiov. Orders, General?"

"Send a message to the Foreign Minister. See what she'll do. However, I want none of those fucking missiles to touch my land. Got it?"

"Yes, general."
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OOC: Advise you ignore the trap player, Kansiov. No sense playing along with liars OOCly...

OOC: Advise you ignore the trap player, Kansiov. No sense playing along with liars OOCly...

>:3

Yeah, I got a tip-off.

You could've said Kampfers told you, but I never did lie anywhere.

>:3
Yeah, I got a tip-off.

"Whut? They wanna' be invaded?"
"Sure do, chief."
"Daimyo, dammit! S'th' fuggin' Wind buggers that 'ave a chief. Dont make me smack you, ya li'l bastard!"
"Sure fing, Dame-yo."
"...better. Whatever...oi, call th' Greys 'n the Greens 'n those oder bastids, tell 'em we got somefin' tae do nae, mebbe they'll be interst'd as well, ya'fink? Some humies ta kill, eh?"
"Yup, dat'i'll do chi-"CRACK!
"Tol'ja not tae call me tha'."

It began fairly simply, with a radio broadcast. Perhaps the Goblin fleet was detected, perhaps not, perhaps nobody cared. Certainly a fleet of vessels from virtually every time period traveling along with no discernable formation or intent, occasionally exchanging gunfire with each other and perhaps here and there sinking due to old age might attract some attention from tourists, but as a military threat it hardly seemed worth noticing. Unless, of course, military planners considered how many Goblins could fit into an Iowa class battleship, even one tha was missing its entire superstructure in favor of an excessivly large bust of Squee, the Goblin God of Running Away from Scary Things. He wasnt a very popular god, but since most of the other Goblin gods were tentacled horrors from beyond time and space, Squee was considered a better front for Goblin religion, since he was a Goblin.
The radio broadcast was short, and fairly simple.
It went like this:
LEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!
At this point something like five thousand screaming Goblins jumped into a variety of LSTs, landing hovercraft, canoes, kayaks and anything else that would float and move at a decent speed in water and took off for the beach, waving pretty much every weapon ever used in human history, and a number that werent.

OOC:Trap nations that want to be conquered...What is NS world coming to???
Anyway....

In response to Rosbaningrad's wish to be invaded, The OPDF decided to humor them and sent a single ICBM,filled with A bubblegum-like substance that could spread over several miles,and launced it from their base on Barton Island towards the Capital City of Rosbaningrad(If it has one). Top generals made bets on how long it would like the Rosbaningradians to get the gum out of their hair.And face.And bodies...