NationStates Jolt Archive

By YOU, yes YOU!
This is your chance to seem like an agressive tyranical villain to the world by invading a small country!
A small country named Israelkistan!
Which is ME!
And I'm being invaded by YOU!
Apply today, and in this thread.

Want to be eaten up by the Vetalian war machine as part of the pre-war period of my upcoming RP?

Well I dont have a standing army but I could passively invade your nation with inserted officials that will take control over the course of a few assassinations and a few terror attacks..

Well you need an army to commit war atrocities that will alienate you from the international cmmunity for as long as the current generation stays in power, so for the time being I'm geared towards being subjugated by Vetelia to be used as a military production facility followed by possible ethnic cleansing.
Or preceded by ethnic cleansing.

Maybe he and I could work to gather to accomplish the goals in mind?

As long as some sort of ethnic cleansing occurs.

Well, Israelkistan, that all depends on whether our side wins or loses. If we win, there won't be any problems because we'll control any potential sources of dissent.

And if not...well, nothing like a good old fashioned war crimes trial.

Tartarystan is filled with experts in ethnic cleansing. The Altaic population went from 4% of the population all the way to 98% over several decades.

Oooh, New Manth, good idea! It would be kind of like Italy invading Ethiopia, except your forces wouldn't be poorly equipped and incompetent and would do a good job of it.

The Rogutis Agentie kill for the hell of killing. Most of the time just to see blood cover their swords... makes them look pretty.

Oooo, can I assasinate random government officials for no apparent reason?

OOC: Wow, I can honestly say that in my two months on NS, I've never seen a new nation literally asking to get pwned. I'd oblige but I carry a good-guy standing that I'd like to keep.

Is your nation located in the RL territory of Israel (the name makes me ask)? If so, that could work out pretty well. New Manth is an ally of Vetalia and located right next door in northeastern Africa and the Sinai. Would be an excellent location from which to invade.

Oh shoot, your country is Jewish, that pretty much ensures safety from Tartarystan. The military is overwhelmingly Jewish (or Arab), and would probably never carry out an ethnic cleansing on you. >_>

New Manth:
Yes, that'd work out great.

As for winning/losing:
I win either way, if you win, well, I'm on the winning side, hooray for me.
If I lose, worst case scenario, I get whatever land you took back, plus some sort of one time reperations.
Best case scenario, I get whatever land you took, and then some, and long term reperations.

It all works out for me, unless you like, burn my country to the ground for some outlandish reason, in which case I lose too.


...Or do I? (Rhetorical question, the answer is yes, yes I do, my country was burned to the ground, of course I lose).


Now that it's settled, can I get some information on the coming taking of my lands and replacement of my government?

Need guns?Lots Of Guns?A HUGE LOAD OF GUNS?AT LOWER PRICES THAN ANY OTHER STOREFRONT?

DANTAG INDUSTRIES IS THE ANSWER

Check Here:

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12938530#post12938530

Well I'm guessing if I am working with Vetalia, He could sponsor terror activity within you nation by striking financial locations and strike power planets to disrupt operations within your nation... then while an actual invasion occurs I will have my assassins attack generals and key government officials.

Nice name, Israelkistan. Let the invasion begin.

so sound good?

Ok better idea.

Can I setup a branch of the Jewish Mafia in your nation?

This is boring. *Yawns, and then goes play the Wii while your country is being invaded.*

New Manth:
Yes, that'd work out great.

As for winning/losing:
I win either way, if you win, well, I'm on the winning side, hooray for me.
If I lose, worst case scenario, I get whatever land you took back, plus some sort of one time reperations.
Best case scenario, I get whatever land you took, and then some, and long term reperations.

It all works out for me, unless you like, burn my country to the ground for some outlandish reason, in which case I lose too.


...Or do I? (Rhetorical question, the answer is yes, yes I do, my country was burned to the ground, of course I lose).

OK, I'll start a thread soon, and then we can get going on the joint Manthian-Vetalian invasion. My nation is pretty evenly split between Catholics and Muslims, and while they are a bit tense with each other neither of the groups likes Jews. So we could easily whip up some cleansing there.

I wouldn't worry about me burning your country to the ground. I will be taking it for two reasons, one, a preemptive strike to prevent someone else from (if anyone did, they could hit the Suez Canal with long range artillery, a major problem for my nation), and two, to convert the local economy to forced production to fuel the Manthian industrial/military machine. So I will probably do a lot of improving the infrastructure.

Now that it's settled, can I get some information on the coming taking of my lands and replacement of my government?

Thread will come up soon, but I intend to make you the newest province of the Greater Economic Union of New Manth. Be glad you're not an Overseas Economic Zone - at least provinces get some rights, like limited self-government. So you will probably be allowed a puppet government at least.

Put up a basic opening post. Here's a link to the thread

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=534734

As of right now I'm looking for benevolent countries to help me defend myself against the evil, antagonistic fiend that is New Manth, we need help not being crushed by a large, brutish country that will destroy everything we hold dear, and is only waiting to attack YOU, yes YOU!
So why stand by and wait for New Manth to invade your country and kill your people, help me wage war against this beast of a nation and secure your nation's future.
For the children.

The Rogutis Agentie will be assisting New Manth....

As of right now I'm looking for benevolent countries to help me defend myself against the evil, antagonistic fiend that is New Manth, we need help not being crushed by a large, brutish country that will destroy everything we hold dear, and is only waiting to attack YOU, yes YOU!
So why stand by and wait for New Manth to invade your country and kill your people, help me wage war against this beast of a nation and secure your nation's future.
For the children.

Just a quick request. I put it in the in character thread as well, but could you give a little basic information about your military?

Just so that I know where to attack, and how much opposition I will have to roll over :p

As of right now I'm looking for benevolent countries to help me defend myself against the evil, antagonistic fiend that is New Manth, we need help not being crushed by a large, brutish country that will destroy everything we hold dear, and is only waiting to attack YOU, yes YOU!
So why stand by and wait for New Manth to invade your country and kill your people, help me wage war against this beast of a nation and secure your nation's future.
For the children.


uhm, i'd help you out, but uh


i just can't bring myself to enter a war that, well, you WANTED


this is, without a doubt, the twilight zone thread of ns

Just a quick request. I put it in the in character thread as well, but could you give a little basic information about your military?

Just so that I know where to attack, and how much opposition I will have to roll over :p
I posted a post in your thread, but apparently it needs to be confirmed by a mod or something.
So I guess we just wait.

Can I join on the invading side? I made a good bad guy. Oh and about your country being burnt to the ground, I wouldn´t. Just the major centres of population. Wont be able to post much though...

I posted a post in your thread, but apparently it needs to be confirmed by a mod or something.
So I guess we just wait.

Well. Usually it doesn't take this long...

Need guns?Lots Of Guns?A HUGE LOAD OF GUNS?AT LOWER PRICES THAN ANY OTHER STOREFRONT?

DANTAG INDUSTRIES IS THE ANSWER

Check Here:

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12938530#post12938530

I posted a post in your thread, but apparently it needs to be confirmed by a mod or something.
So I guess we just wait.

Okay, your post was approved (luckily the needing approval is just a one time thing and won't happen again), so we are back in business.

The business of conquest, of course! ;)