NationStates Jolt Archive

Official Allanean Government Announcement

In response to the recent oppression and genocide of so-called ‘furries’, the United States Congress of Allanea has passed, with a 56% majority in the Congress and a 200-150 majority in the Senate, the new Cameron Blake Furry Immigration Encouragement Act 2007 (Cameron Act 2007 for short).

We believe that it is in keeping of the Allanean philosophy of freedom and Informalism (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Informalism), furries are welcome in Allanea, both because they are currently persecuted world-wide and because the United States believes that furries are a welcome minority in our nation. Their presence will augment the standing of informalism in Allanea, maintain our status as a defender of liberty world-wide, and will maintain a continuous immigration of middle-class bourgeois, the better to maintain our status as a capitalist state.

As such, the Act announces the following policies:



All furries in nations where ‘furrism’ is prohibited or regulated against will receive refugee status in Allanea.

Nations that choose to replace death or imprisonment for furries by exile, would be rewarded monetarily per every furry they send out to Allanea.

Furries from countries where furries are not persecuted will be reviewed as greater priority personnel on immigration papers (for example, a furry that happens to have an MA and should normally have a Priority Personnel Score of B, will hereby have a PPS of A).

500,000 acres of land in Arterus, 500,000 acres of land in the Hash and Ngmweni and 100,000 acres of land in the Orange republic will be open to settlement by refugees on the homestead system.

We are hereby welcoming all furry immigrants to our nation.

May God protect them all in this difficult time.

May God bless Allanea.

~~President Friedrich Goldwasser

OOC: Don't worry about the Nod participation in this; I retconned it.

Official response from the office of The United Colonial Alliance state department.

It is with grate pleasure that the The United Colonial Alliance Endorses and supports this act, and as such we offer military and political support to Allanea. We have seen communications pertaining to this anti furry or as we call them metahuman alliance, it is most disturbing that so called developed nations of this universe would stoop to such superficial, insane, and barbaric fear of the unknown. In furtherance of our support, The Colonial senate has authorized use of economic embargo's and sanctions against any and all nations who enforce these rather fundamentalist racist views.

President jack miller sent a personal note to the Allaneain goverment and leader.

It is with pleasure we offer our support, while people on a governmental level might not agree of what so called furryisim stands for , we have to let them live the way they want, so feel free to ask for any help from my government if any thing should arise. also feel free to direct any our way if you need to.

Her Imperial Majesty, Empress Kaylinde Celestina Apollon-Moore of the Interstellar Empire of Tanara applauds Allanea's new law - the Cameron Blake Furry Immigration Encouragement Act 2007.

She intends to see a similar law enacted within the Empire with in the month.

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The Tocrowkian Reich actually applauds this decision. This way, all of the worlds sexual deviants will be gathered in one area. The sick, demented and blasted land that is Allanea.

Hopefully an asteroid will hit you or something. Toodles!

Signed,
His Imperial Grace,
Steward Seth Mahone

[ Meh, too lazy to write an email.

Dalnijrus will be directing all furries, etcetera, incarcerated or otherwise, to Allanea. ]

The Eternal Kingdom applauds the actions of the so-called United States. It will take far less effort to track down and destroy the furry menace with it gathered in the primary source of all the world's evil.

- Prince Cain Darklight,
Supreme General of the Bryn Shanderan Army

Unto President Friedrich Goldwasser, Allanea

I understand that Tocrowkia has wished an asteroid upon your fine nation. I have many asteroids, of varying sizes and compositions that I have no need of. I can gladly send a few to Tocrowkia at cee fractional speeds if you so desire. The chastisement can range from just over megatonne yields in to the gigatonnes, as you so desire...

Kaylinde, Empress

P.S. If you need anything in the way of aid, just ask.

The Glorious Republican Furry Convention

Due to social 'fursecution' in the Glorious Republic thanks to the insidious, racist rhetoric spread by the 'Human Order' of Leafanistan, a dedicated group of people who believe that humans are the zenith of evolution and should replicate en mass to conquer the worlds.

They look down on us as 'perverted' brethern. We shall immigrate, in no small numbers to your fine nation to escape this 'perversion.'

[END]

The Revolutionary Government of the Glorious Republic of Leafanistan

We have no comment regarding threats of mass emigration to our esteemed ally Allanea from the Glorious Republican Furry Convention.

We have nothing against them, while it is true they may be ridiculed in some circles, the Republican Government does not engage in any discrimination based on any race, creed, gender or sexual orientation.

[END]

OOC: Expect only about a thousand immigrating a year, since they have to come up with the money. All of them hold 2-year college degrees thanks to our liberal education policies, and most of them hold 4 year degrees too.

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OFFICIAL MESSAGE FROM THE EMPEROR
TO: President Friedrich Goldwasser
FROM: His Imperial Majesty Emperor Conrad II
RE: Furry Immigration Encouragement Act

We here in Zukariaa are disgusted that you would attempt to make Arterus a haven for disgusting furries. Our greatest discovery, our greatest legacy, is to be used as a place for the disgusting rats that you love so much? We refuse to send anything to you. We would sooner execute every one of the things.

Allanea once again proves itself a land of sexual and social deviants.

Signed,
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His Imperial Majesty Emperor Conrad II

Official Response

We have no problem with Allanea accepting furries from any nation. We find that, if they are concentrated in one area anyway, then it does not matter if they are alive or not, as they are removed from the rest of the world.

We also do not have a problem with Allanea accepting them, due to the strong past relationships with Allanea and Derscon. Allanea has always been a nation that normal is in fact weird, and as that is Allanean culture, we see nothing wrong in them accepting furries.

--Zheleztsolupp Kabanov
Foreign Minister to the Tsar
The Divine Prussian Empire of Derscon

[OoC: What exactly are furries anyways?]

Unto President Friedrich Goldwasser, Allanea

I understand that Tocrowkia has wished an asteroid upon your fine nation. I have many asteroids, of varying sizes and compositions that I have no need of. I can gladly send a few to Tocrowkia at cee fractional speeds if you so desire. The chastisement can range from just over megatonne yields in to the gigatonnes, as you so desire...

Kaylinde, Empress

P.S. If you need anything in the way of aid, just ask.

Dear Kaylinde, tossing an asteroid of your choice of yield at Tocrowkia is a matter of your personal preference.

Message from the Colonial state department:

Any attack or movement of hostilities to pro "furry" or metahuman nations will be considered an act of war against the UCA, mean while we encourage, every one to keep they're heads cool during this time, conflict will not solve any thing

[OoC: What exactly are furries anyways?]

OOC: In real life they are people who enjoy dressing up as, reading stories involving, or looking at art involving anthropomorphic animals, occasionally they are also sexually attracted to such creatures.

In FT and magic related terms the above applies but they can also be distinct non-human sapient species such as the Bowman's Wolf from the webcomic Freefall or the the Khajit from the Elder Scrolls series. Regardless, any attempt to eliminate a group of sapients based on their sexual preferences or genetic code is an evil act and should be opposed.

Holy Empire of the Internets
Office of the Anonymous A. Anonymous

The Anonymous of the Internets fully supports your initiative, and stands ready to help in Furry Search and Track, to tell the furries of the ensuing World Fursecution Drive. The Internets will tell basement-dwelling furries of the new Furry Land presented by Allanea.

To further help with the initiative, The Holy Empire of the Internets also grants furries own territory to mark: 0066:0075:0072:0066:0061:0067:****:****.
We ask that you keep furries some Internets access for the lulz, within this space, unless and until they move into the forests completely.


Unsigned,
Anonymous A. Anonymous

OOC: In real life they are people who enjoy dressing up as, reading stories involving, or looking at art involving anthropomorphic animals, occasionally they are also sexually attracted to such creatures.

In FT and magic related terms the above applies but they can also be distinct non-human sapient species such as the Bowman's Wolf from the webcomic Freefall or the the Khajit from the Elder Scrolls series. Regardless, any attempt to eliminate a group of sapients based on their sexual preferences or genetic code is an evil act and should be opposed.

[ They can 'real' in the MT/PMT theatres, as well, as FFI and other nations have shown.

This is, however, beside the main point of this thread. ]

The Binarian Empire aproves that all of the worlds metahumans are going to be relocated to this site. All Binarian 'Furries' will be sent to thse camps with most haste.

SIC:
Out of every hundred furries, one was given bird flu. In close quaters that was to be expected in these camps, it would spread like fire to gas soaked rag....

The Binarian Empire aproves that all of the worlds metahumans are going to be relocated to this site. All Binarian 'Furries' will be sent to thse camps with most haste.

SIC:
Out of every hundred furries, one was given bird flu. In close quaters that was to be expected in these camps, it would spread like fire to gas soaked rag....

Because exceedingly effective anti-virals don't exist in FT right?:rolleyes:

Because exceedingly effective anti-virals don't exist in FT right?:rolleyes:

OOC: This is MT...

(Its a mix of both FT and MT )

(Its a mix of both FT and MT )

[ More accurately, I think it could be described as a fluid alliance.

And TFU wryyyyyyy does your title say 'spamgirl'? D: Did you do something in the past couple years I haven't heard about? ]

[ More accurately, I think it could be described as a fluid alliance.

And TFU wryyyyyyy does your title say 'spamgirl'? D: Did you do something in the past couple years I haven't heard about? ]

I think it's just the standard title.

OOC: Cross posted from the AFA thread

Official Position Statement
From: The Prime Ministry of The Reformed Republic
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The Mondothian government has already made it's position on so-called 'fursecution' clear, a position which is even now being backed by military force off the coast of Tartarystan. A position stemming from centuries of tradition and compassion, rooted in a fundamental belief in humanitarianism and sovereign duty.
It is in this tradition, this history, this belief, that the Reformed Republic has taken a sad step.
Many decades ago, a Man named Muhhammed al Kahif set forth in this nation a principal, that The Republic would be a place where people of all religions and all races could come when they had been persecuted and find a new life. Not even James Stanwin, who threw every other principal we as a nation hold dear, Not even he as much as considered abandoning this core tenet of our nation. Nor did he flinch from the duty we now undertake as a direct consequence of Al Kahif's principals; that when man's inhumanity to man takes another step in the world. When new cruelties, new prejudices and new hatred become public. So must our duty grow and become public.
Muhhammed al Kahif did not flinch, James Stanwin did not flinch, and nor shall I, Abdul Bin Khassad, Prime Minister of The Reformed Republic flinch.
It is with great sadness that I note the growth of prejudice and violence in the world by extending the rights, privileges and protections of the Mondothian Refugee Acts to include protection of those persecuted for being or associating with 'furries', Anthropomorphs, Anthrophiles, 'weres' and other so-called 'furversions'. Under these provisions, any person persecuted and wishing Mondothian protection from persecution shall have it. Any person, be they what they may, who cries out in pain or fear of their own government for help, shall immediately and without exception be granted full protections and rights as a Mondothian citizen and shall have on request, immediate and humane transportation to the nearest Mondothian sovereign territory, be it embassy or warship, protectorate or homeland, at the expense of The Reformed Republic.
As per the policy set forth all those years ago, any man, woman, child, organization or government who seeks to detain any person who has claimed Mondoth's protection will be relentlessly sought out and punished for their crimes.
As the eponymous 'anti-furry-alliance' has kindly aggregated a short-list of potential violators, I am also announcing that all signatory nations have been placed under immediate embargo by The Reformed Republic with provision for individual agreements if and when these nations demonstrate compliance with Mondothian policy in this area.

ADDENDUM: Furthermore, the Allanean "Furry Immigration Encouragement Act' being a straightforward and ingenious method of dealing with 'fursection' will be adopted on a provisional basis (with changes as necessary) by The Reformed Republic, and nations cooperating with the Allanean or related programs will be given special consideration in any negotiations to end embargo as a result of violations of and/or noncompliance with The Mondothian Refugee Acts.

My government proposes a mass embargo treaty signed by nations oppose to this, it would be more logical and hurt the unenlightened and disappointing leaderships pockets.

The Binarian Empire aproves that all of the worlds metahumans are going to be relocated to this site. All Binarian 'Furries' will be sent to thse camps with most haste.

SIC:
Out of every hundred furries, one was given bird flu. In close quaters that was to be expected in these camps, it would spread like fire to gas soaked rag....

OOC: CAmps? What camps?

The Moreau Rights Alliance will gladly send some of their representatives to settle in your country. We have been born for the purpose of soldier and police work will gladly protect our furry brethren.

Regards,

Rex Smiley, ex-UN representative, NCEO Moreau Rights Alliance

OOC: Moreau are furries specificially genetically engineered to be soldiers and policemen. These particular moreaus are designed to hunt and track zombies, and rage virus zombies.

NBBC News

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"Work on a similar bill in the three Houses of Parliament of New Brittonia is underway", said Prime Minister Flower.

However, Flower has began his "quick aid" by bypassing the Houses of Parliament and welcoming 30,000 Free Furry Island refugees. Hopes are that this bill, when passed, will legitimize this unprecedented event as well as his foreign policy focusing on human rights. This bill is expected to pass, with the Communist Party of New Brittonia, the party of Prime Minister Flower, holding around 70% of all seats in Parliament.

SIC:
Out of every hundred furries, one was given bird flu. In close quaters that was to be expected in these camps, it would spread like fire to gas soaked rag....

The United Socialist States of New Brittonia objects to this violation of human rights, using a disease as a biological weapon to commit genocide.

You folks are going about this all wrong...

The Most Holy Crusading Empire Proposes the construction of the Worlds largest Van Degraff generator. This will be used to give a heavy static charge to all the so-called furries, ab-humans, and yetis. Once this is done, a giant electro magnet will be used to collect all the charged furries, yetis and hair metal bands, and drop them into a massive vat of Nair. Having completed this task, the furries will all be hairless, and therefore no longer furry.


Then we can all go out for a pint and have rubens and coleslaw.

OOC:
The United Socialist States of New Brittonia objects to this violation of human rights, using a disease as a biological weapon to commit genocide.

... New Brittonia... the S in SIC means secret, meaning you don't know it happened. ICly he could always say that they're bad reactions to immunizations, which do happen. You'd never be able to know that it was an intentional act unless it was somehow revealed.

ICly, I refuse to accept the existence of anthro furries in MT, or the near PMT that everyone who claims to be MT actually is. The folks who dress up in fur suits and draw/admire/jerk it to furry art are dealt with mostly the same as they are in real life; considered weirdos by the majority, and life goes on. Granted, to be considered weird in Candrian society (which is generally very open and liberal) brings with it exceptional ridicule by society - in a place with few outcasts, those that are are crushed. Ex., a well known furvert would have difficulty finding a job. Otherwise, being a furry in TCE isn't a death sentence.



Yet. Even MY country is gonna need some group to hate eventually. This is II, after all.

OOC:
ICly, I refuse to accept the existence of anthro furries in MT, or the near PMT that everyone who claims to be MT actually is.[/COLOR]
Tell that to all the nations with Catgirls.

OOC:


... New Brittonia... the S in SIC means secret, meaning you don't know it happened. ICly he could always say that they're bad reactions to immunizations, which do happen. You'd never be able to know that it was an intentional act unless it was somehow revealed.

ICly, I refuse to accept the existence of anthro furries in MT, or the near PMT that everyone who claims to be MT actually is. The folks who dress up in fur suits and draw/admire/jerk it to furry art are dealt with mostly the same as they are in real life; considered weirdos by the majority, and life goes on. Granted, to be considered weird in Candrian society (which is generally very open and liberal) brings with it exceptional ridicule by society - in a place with few outcasts, those that are are crushed. Ex., a well known furvert would have difficulty finding a job. Otherwise, being a furry in TCE isn't a death sentence.



Yet. Even MY country is gonna need some group to hate eventually. This is II, after all.

ooc: Well then. . . i thought that SIC meant you spelled something wronng.

Okay.

Let's just forget that i ever said that

Tell that to all the nations with Catgirls.

OOC: Who here wants to join the Human Order?

We accept that we are animals, and slaves to evolution's desires. Our ultimate purpose is to reproduce and make ourselves the dominant sapient life form.

That includes annihilating anthros and such. Just not an open war yet.

OOC: Who here wants to join the Human Order?

We accept that we are animals, and slaves to evolution's desires. Our ultimate purpose is to reproduce and make ourselves the dominant sapient life form. Then Techincally Cat people would be higher up due to their advanced speed, hearing, and acrobatics.

And humans ARE the dominant sapient life form on NS. Non humans must make up around 5% at the MOST.

I just want to have an army of Ninja Catgirls, but I can't if people are killing them all off.

Then Techincally Cat people would be higher up due to their advanced speed, hearing, and acrobatics.

And humans ARE the dominant sapient life form on NS. Non humans must make up around 5% at the MOST.

OOC: Fish breath, and hairballs.

Also Evolution isn't some sort of line going up, it is more of a web, spreading outward. We accept we are an animal, we accept we aren't the best animal, but damned if we aren't going to kill any potential competition to ensure human dominance.

Complete and total human dominance.

The United Socialist States of New Brittonia objects to this violation of human rights, using a disease as a biological weapon to commit genocide.

OOC: Well I am Ignoring that because that was a Secret In Charecter post, So you don't know about it. and Allenea, By camps i meant the land set aside by your goverments.

ooc: Well then. . . i thought that SIC meant you spelled something wronng.

Okay.

Let's just forget that i ever said that

OOC: it does when used like this(sic) but the way i sued it, it means secret.

OOC
We accept we are an animal, we accept we aren't the best animal, but damned if we aren't going to kill any potential competition to ensure human dominance.
LOL, calling furries competition to humans is something.

OOC: Well I am Ignoring that because that was a Secret In Charecter post, So you don't know about it. and Allenea, By camps i meant the land set aside by your goverments.

OOC- For the record, my furry refugees live in government-sponsored housing areas spread out across Brittonia.

SIC: We're out of Furries, we harvested all of them already.

OOC

LOL, calling furries competition to humans is something.

OOC: Furries are heresy to the Human Order, idealizing that which is not yourself. Sorta like a Napoleon Syndrome.

Catgirls and the ilk are actual competition, who knows what they could do in the future while we sit here planning our human wars? We should kill them now. A preemptive strike.

(OOC: is this not an ic thread we should seek to keep ooc comments low)