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We pwned Cazelia. BL brought the blenders out. He cut up some people and fed them. People got on the "OMG CIVIL RIGHTS STOP NEWB ;(" band wagon, and we all left.

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OOC: I keep hearing referances to this terrible war between British Londinium and Cazelia that happened not too long ago, but I think it was a little before my time, so could someone get me up to date on what happened in that. Just a link to the rp thread will suffice, I just want a little history lesson. Thanks.

We pwned Cazelia. BL brought the blenders out. He cut up some people and fed them. People got on the "OMG CIVIL RIGHTS STOP NEWB ;(" band wagon, and we all left.

I own this thread now.

Excellent history lesson Urcea. You must have a PhD in Education from Harvard.[jk t'sall cool]

I don't know what happened exactly either, although, you're right, it is refered to a lot. I do, however, know that it involved several Haven nations and a Questrian colony.

the putting a living, conscious woman into a human blender and turning the blades on, liquifying her alive post
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12873160&postcount=22

Last I was aware - ICCD was in Jakkson and other parts of Soviet Cazelia - as well as a number of zones a long the north East of Coaleution Cazelia (Or post war Cazelia)

Cazelia went to war outside cazelia and has a flight school operating for international students.

It was cut up into 4 or so parts. not sure how Cazelia sees the situation.

The Cazelian Wars started when British Londinium, Urcea, and a couple of other nations invaded Cazelia during Operation: Zerg Rush Kekeke. The ultimatly pwned Cazelia and the nation was divided amongst the conquerors.

Cazelia fought back with some freedom fighters, and as that increased British Londinium herded Cazelians into detention camps. Eventually a terrorist was excecuted by means of a huge blender, which turned the international support from British Londinium to Cazelia.

British Londinium soon abandoned their territory in Cazelia, destroying everything of use on their way out. Soon British Londinium was facing theats of invasion from numerous nations and a major seemed imminent, but was averted.

Meanwhile back in Cazelia a coalition of Corporations and other nations operating in Cazelia took control of BL administered Cazelia. After a big conference in the Cazelian Capital the Coaltion agreed on how to jointly rule. Later a tribunal was held convicting a British Londinian Air Marshall, who had been put in charge of their part of the nation, of crimes of war and against humanity.

The Coalition also successfully blockaded and captured an Island off the coast claimed by BL and returned it to Cazelia.

So yeah it was a pretty big thing...i would read some of the threads on it, i've left out massive chunks of the story.

the putting a living, conscious woman into a human blender and turning the blades on, liquifying her alive post
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12873160&postcount=22

Hah, win.

BLENDERS FTW!

No, seriously. Making smoothies (out of what, I won't say) would be wicked hard without them.