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Kegger Party Inc.
Where The Parties Are!

Are you looking to have a kegger hosted? Need insane amounts of kegs? Looking to have the most kick ass party in the country? Then we're here to serve you!

Order as many kegs - one of our kegs in enough for 500 servings - as you wish, and they will be put onto our planes in a matter of one hour - and departing in under two!

Kegger Party Inc. is the largest kegger hosting company in ViZion, and has noticed a void needing filled globally! Just give us a shout, and we will get the kegs to you - and dispose of them after the party - in short order!

We look forward to being able to host your next - or first - big kegger! Just give us a shout, and we'll be there!

The Mary Rapers would like to have two thousand kegs for our upcoming concert in the Battle of the Bands. We plan to party like it's 2999 after our performance and our inevitable victory.

- Mohammed al-Farouk

The Mary Rapers would like to have two thousand kegs for our upcoming concert in the Battle of the Bands. We plan to party like it's 2999 after our performance and our inevitable victory.

- Mohammed al-Farouk
Excellent! We will be ready to have it arrive for the Battle of the Bands!

....hic....I'll drink to that.........;)

....hic....I'll drink to that.........;)
:-p

OOC: God damn it vizion, stop spamming the forum with your stupid company threads.

The Imperial Troopers wish to order 3,000 kegs, we intend to party like it's the apocolypse, and our inevitable win/loss over the Mary Reapers, either way we wish the kegs ready for the Battle of the Bands!

- John Macked
Lead Guitarist
Imperial Troopers

[OOC: TSS, you don't like the thread, then STFU. Cali, it's "Rapers," not "Reapers." They're not running around with sickles. :)]

The Imperial Troopers wish to order 3,000 kegs, we intend to party like it's the apocolypse, and our inevitable win/loss over the Mary Reapers, either way we wish the kegs ready for the Battle of the Bands!

- John Macked
Lead Guitarist
Imperial Troopers
John Macked,

We will be sending these out to the Battle of the Bands!

OOC: TSS, relax, just building up my economy.

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Official Letter
From the Office of Commodore Jane Sandhurst, DC Navy, Federated Union of Democratic Colonies
To the Offices of Kegger Party Inc.

Greetings and good day. While the DC Navy is not often a client of services such as yours, today I would like to place an order for a number of kegs of beer to be delivered to SORNS (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=389434) Station Perim, a military installation located in international waters, on Friday, August 10th at 08:00 UTC. The commander of SORNS Station Perim, a dear friend of mine, is about to retire just as SORNS Station Perim itself is to be temporarily removed from active duty as it undergoes a four month refit. It has been agreed by myself and my associates that this occasion deserves celebration, and so I find myself in need of your services.

At 08:00 UTC on Friday, August 10th, I would like the following items delivered to SORNS Station Perim:

20 x Kegs of Asahi Super Dry
20 x Kegs of Tuborg Green Label
20 x Kegs of Tuborg Pilsner
60 x Kegs of Affligen Blond
60 x Kegs of Guinness Draught
60 x Kegs of Stella Artois

It is of considerable importance that any transport vessel in the employ of Kegger Party Inc. properly identify itself to any challenging authorities. The Officer of the Watch aboard SORNS Station Perim will be expecting the delivery, and will oversee the offloading of the kegs of beer.

I would like to personally request that this order be kept as low profile as possible. The commander of SORNS Station Perim is unaware of a number of events that are to occur on the 10th of August, and I would the element of surprise maintained until the last possible moment in order to achieve maximum effect.

Thanking you in your assistance in this matter,
- Commodore Jane Sandhurst, DC Navy

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Official Letter
From the Office of Commodore Jane Sandhurst, DC Navy, Federated Union of Democratic Colonies
To the Offices of Kegger Party Inc.

Greetings and good day. While the DC Navy is not often a client of services such as yours, today I would like to place an order for a number of kegs of beer to be delivered to SORNS (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=389434) Station Perim, a military installation located in international waters, on Friday, August 10th at 08:00 UTC. The commander of SORNS Station Perim, a dear friend of mine, is about to retire just as SORNS Station Perim itself is to be temporarily removed from active duty as it undergoes a four month refit. It has been agreed by myself and my associates that this occasion deserves celebration, and so I find myself in need of your services.

At 08:00 UTC on Friday, August 10th, I would like the following items delivered to SORNS Station Perim:

20 x Kegs of Asahi Super Dry
20 x Kegs of Tuborg Green Label
20 x Kegs of Tuborg Pilsner
60 x Kegs of Affligen Blond
60 x Kegs of Guinness Draught
60 x Kegs of Stella Artois

It is of considerable importance that any transport vessel in the employ of Kegger Party Inc. properly identify itself to any challenging authorities. The Officer of the Watch aboard SORNS Station Perim will be expecting the delivery, and will oversee the offloading of the kegs of beer.

I would like to personally request that this order be kept as low profile as possible. The commander of SORNS Station Perim is unaware of a number of events that are to occur on the 10th of August, and I would the element of surprise maintained until the last possible moment in order to achieve maximum effect.

Thanking you in your assistance in this matter,
- Commodore Jane Sandhurst, DC Navy
We hope you enjoyed the party!