Waldenburg 2
30-07-2007, 22:48
The sun glinted of the stony faces of a thousand dead kings and Chancellor's starring out from their niches in the wall. All of them were adorned with some sort of heraldic device that had been out of fashion at least two hundred years before they died. Slightly more noticeable were the hussars standing two to every door, they mirrored the pomp of the surrounding passage. One man mildly sweating walked past the crystal windows and Victorian furniture as he had always done, ending what looked like a long walk at a pair of double doors carved with rolling vines and yet more heraldry.
"Yes Chancellor?" The sweating man asked as he plopped down in front of a middle aged man sorting papers into stacks of exactly the same height. "what can I do?"
"Howard you plot with them?" The man behind the desk asked without removing his eyes from his work. "You would sit behind this desk."
"Sir I don't know what you are..."
"Opplant, Mezziro, Ayyorl I gave you all power but you seek more, you seek to expand your petty companies and your petty influence till there is nothing left. You would have me replaced by someone a wee bit more militant perhaps?"
"George there have been rumblings, there have been mutterings, about such things but not from within your offices, not here. I certainly do not want to see you deposed."
The Chancellor finally took his eyes of his stacks and gave Howard Mortenson a cold look, "that as maybe but perhaps it is time to put down your pitchforks we have a plan. It is not an original one I admit but I believe it shall succeed where other have failed." He pointed to the pile of paper on and motioned 'go ahead to Mortenson who hesitantly too the top most piece and began to read. He nodded a few times as he flew down the sheet, "Yes and?"
"And?" the Chancellor had expected outrage or at least a rousing cheer from his Prime Designate, "This is no minor matter."
"No it's not but when you spend your days around such people as Lady Opplant who plot your murder over the scones you begin to feel that wholesale bloodshed could make the world a better place." He put the paper down and patted the Chancellor on the hand kindly, "I'll inform the regiments of the plan." He stood gave an informal bow and left the Chancellor, the gaping mouthed Chancellor who had always believed the best in people.
"Swish bastard, how long can he keep his post while rotting on a beach in Cyprus."
Diplomatic Message To: The Republic Of Cyprus
From: The Rt. Hon. Chancellor George Patrin of The Most Serene and Autocratic Republic of Waldenburg
For many years now the Island of Cyprus has been divided by a cultural battle, that from Waldenburg's view is pointless. Greeks against Turks is a trivial matter when the nation of Waldenburg is both of these things culturally and they share their power amongst a Parliament. To that extent we offer a following proposal Cyprus will join Waldenburg as two Autonomous regions in side the Republic, one Greek and attached only to Greece, the other Turk and attached by law only to Anatolia.
All your freedoms will be maintained as those who wish for the decade of bickering to end will have their wish granted as they finally see Cyprus joined with it's heritage. We will create two different states one in Anatolia and one in Greece should both factions agree they need never consort with the other though we suggest you do. We of course need not brooch the other subjects that such a union would benefit, such as the mass industrialization of Anatolia and the economic prospects of such a huge untapped monetary source is amazing.
Your cultures may finally be reunited with their homelands in a way that will bring about and end to fighting as we welcome and cherish both cultures, not to mention the more everyday matters of union such as protection, free trade fishing and oil rights that have so far been denied you because of this conflict. Hopefully you will accept this as it is proposed in the utmost hope of reuniting our lost brothers.
Signed:
Chancellor George Patrin
The ink blotted a bit as he signed his name on the document which would be delivered by courier to Cyprus. The attaché who had taken it closed the door quietly leaving the Chancellor alone with his thoughts and the sounds of the Aviary that had been installed by his predecessor and he didn't have the heart to get rid, though often thought of borrowing a flamethrower and repaying them for years of sleepless nights. "Inform the Federation of the plan they will be most interested and hopefully they should get what they want." He froze and starred a a hat rack for a long moment then shook his head and returned to his desk slowly pushing the hair out of his eyes.
OOC Will need someone to Rp Cyprus
"Yes Chancellor?" The sweating man asked as he plopped down in front of a middle aged man sorting papers into stacks of exactly the same height. "what can I do?"
"Howard you plot with them?" The man behind the desk asked without removing his eyes from his work. "You would sit behind this desk."
"Sir I don't know what you are..."
"Opplant, Mezziro, Ayyorl I gave you all power but you seek more, you seek to expand your petty companies and your petty influence till there is nothing left. You would have me replaced by someone a wee bit more militant perhaps?"
"George there have been rumblings, there have been mutterings, about such things but not from within your offices, not here. I certainly do not want to see you deposed."
The Chancellor finally took his eyes of his stacks and gave Howard Mortenson a cold look, "that as maybe but perhaps it is time to put down your pitchforks we have a plan. It is not an original one I admit but I believe it shall succeed where other have failed." He pointed to the pile of paper on and motioned 'go ahead to Mortenson who hesitantly too the top most piece and began to read. He nodded a few times as he flew down the sheet, "Yes and?"
"And?" the Chancellor had expected outrage or at least a rousing cheer from his Prime Designate, "This is no minor matter."
"No it's not but when you spend your days around such people as Lady Opplant who plot your murder over the scones you begin to feel that wholesale bloodshed could make the world a better place." He put the paper down and patted the Chancellor on the hand kindly, "I'll inform the regiments of the plan." He stood gave an informal bow and left the Chancellor, the gaping mouthed Chancellor who had always believed the best in people.
"Swish bastard, how long can he keep his post while rotting on a beach in Cyprus."
Diplomatic Message To: The Republic Of Cyprus
From: The Rt. Hon. Chancellor George Patrin of The Most Serene and Autocratic Republic of Waldenburg
For many years now the Island of Cyprus has been divided by a cultural battle, that from Waldenburg's view is pointless. Greeks against Turks is a trivial matter when the nation of Waldenburg is both of these things culturally and they share their power amongst a Parliament. To that extent we offer a following proposal Cyprus will join Waldenburg as two Autonomous regions in side the Republic, one Greek and attached only to Greece, the other Turk and attached by law only to Anatolia.
All your freedoms will be maintained as those who wish for the decade of bickering to end will have their wish granted as they finally see Cyprus joined with it's heritage. We will create two different states one in Anatolia and one in Greece should both factions agree they need never consort with the other though we suggest you do. We of course need not brooch the other subjects that such a union would benefit, such as the mass industrialization of Anatolia and the economic prospects of such a huge untapped monetary source is amazing.
Your cultures may finally be reunited with their homelands in a way that will bring about and end to fighting as we welcome and cherish both cultures, not to mention the more everyday matters of union such as protection, free trade fishing and oil rights that have so far been denied you because of this conflict. Hopefully you will accept this as it is proposed in the utmost hope of reuniting our lost brothers.
Signed:
Chancellor George Patrin
The ink blotted a bit as he signed his name on the document which would be delivered by courier to Cyprus. The attaché who had taken it closed the door quietly leaving the Chancellor alone with his thoughts and the sounds of the Aviary that had been installed by his predecessor and he didn't have the heart to get rid, though often thought of borrowing a flamethrower and repaying them for years of sleepless nights. "Inform the Federation of the plan they will be most interested and hopefully they should get what they want." He froze and starred a a hat rack for a long moment then shook his head and returned to his desk slowly pushing the hair out of his eyes.
OOC Will need someone to Rp Cyprus