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The Charter of the Anti-Furry Alliance

Article One: Statement of Purpose
The Anti-Furry Alliance is based around one thing. The persecution and destruction of furries across the universe.

Article Two: Mutual Defense
If a member nation is attacked by furries, all member nations are to provide full military assistance.

Article Three: Anti-Furry Activities
All member nations are encouraged to wage war on fur-kind whenever possible. Only via the action of the alliance will furries be forced to YIFF IN HELL!!!

Article Four: Internal Suppression of Furries
As it would be counter to national and alliance security to allow furries to thrive within member nations, all member nations are to adopt legislation making furfaggotry an offense of the highest magnitude allowed under the member nation's judicial system.

Article Five: Signatory Nations
The Eternal Kingdom of Bryn Shander
The Imperium of New Haven
The Stratocratic Confederacy of Questers
The Liberal Neo-Imperial Reich of Tocrowkia
The Republic of Dalnijrus
The Divine Prussian Empire of Derscon
The Empire of Zukariaa
The Federation of Oily prata
The Co-Prosperity Sphere of Auman
The Holy Empire of Tartarystan
The Armed Republic of Nu Elysium
The Brotherhood of Nod
The Imperial Socialist Empire of New Nicksyllvania
The Holy Empire of The Tandu
The Golden Empire of Shakal
The Disputed Territories of Shoopistan

We will agree to all terms with the exception of four, whereas furries will be incarcerated, not executed.

We would be honored to join this noble alliance.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Dalnijrus would be willing to participate in this alliance, on the condition that my nation would be permitted to re-educate (in the case of humans pretending to be furfags) the furfags, not simply kill them.

- President Lyov Bacherikov

Official Statement

Due to the horrendous nature of such psychologically, sexually, and morally corrupt beings known as "furries," (I dare not call them "men"), being a "Furry," and all things related to it, has been in violation of the Morality Codes, instituted by Tsar Ivan Andropov I, first Christian Monarch of Derscon.

With the Code of Purity having been re-installed, absent from Dersconi Law since Tsar Rekjyavich Ivan Andropov III, we can do nothing but support such an alliance, and will sign it forthwith.

However, execution is no longer a penalty acceptable by the Justice System to be used via statute or standard. Instead, they shall undergo the proper penalty installed in lieu of execution.

His Most Eminent Majestic Highness Tsar Xavier Alexeitovich Caesar Agustus Andropov II, Fedei Defensor, Par la Grâce de Dieu:

Ambrosial Seraph of the Divine Prussian Empire of Derscon
Arch-Chancellor of the Greater Prussian Empire
Leath-Ri of the Redemption Isles
Veliky Kralj of the Eternal Empire
Khšaçapavan of the Covanent of God
Knight Commander and Dragon Master of the IOI
Gloeihdamae

IC:

New Leota shall not join this horrible alliance, and condemns it in the strongest possible terms. This alliance's openly stated goal to persecute the Furries makes about as much sense as Hitler's persecution of the Jews back in WWII. We shall have nothing to do with such.

Rodney Latham, Secretary of State, Republic of New Leota.

Due to the multitude of protests against article four's capital crime requirement, the text will be re-worded to say "highest offense possible"

The Empire of Zukariaa agrees to all of the articles, and would like to participate in this alliance.

The Binarian Empire shall join this allaince on the condtion that the death penalty be used.

Official Statement by the Foreign Ministry

We thank the authorities of Bryn Shander for the changing of the wording to more accurately reflect the judicial systems of various nations.

As for Rodney Latham, of New Leota, you clearly are need of a bit of education. The persecution of the Jewish heritage of the Nazi regime is vastly different from the elimination of Furries. Furries choose to be furries, and engage in abhorrent acts of bestiality, and wherever furries are found, you are guaranteed to find a 'culture' of moral decay.

Derscon has always promoted rehabilitation over punishment, but some things cannot be fixed, only destroyed.

--Zheleztsolupp Kabanov
Minister of Foreign Affairs
The Divine Prussian Empire of Derscon

The Binarian Empire shall join this allaince on the condtion that the death penalty be used.

The death penalty is encouraged, but not required.

OOC:

I'm not sure, but I might have mistaken which 'Furries' you were talking about. Bah. I suppose I'll just roll with it. No use grabbing at the dice when they are already on the table.

IC:

Mr. Kabanov may be assured I am perfectly aware of the subject about which he speaks, but the term 'furry' can have more than one definition, including 'abhuman' peoples such as Nekos, and this concerns my nation.

Even if you only mean people who engage in acts of bestiality, persecution like this is still wrong. My government does not supports these acts, but we have never, and will never, become engaged in active persecution against individuals or groupings of people for such reasons.

By orders from President of the Republic David Lemke, my Department must inquire as to exactly how this alliance has chosen to define "Furries." We ask that you provide this information as soon as possible.

Rodney Latham, Secretary of State, Republic of New Leota.

The death penalty is encouraged, but not required.

Then you are going soft on crime. Furries mock humanity in all of its greatness, a crime that should be punished with death by blender.

You cannot seriously hope to stand against the Animal Kingdoms.
I wish you luck, because you will fall beneath their horde.

We once tried to remove the Coon Nation from within our forests, and suffered the consequences.

I advise you to stop now, before much blood is shed.

Serepticia Empyrean
Archon of Xaxanadu

The people of free North London wish their first act on the international stage to be a pledge of support and a request for membership in this most noble and necessary of alliances.

Signed by a 73% majority of collectives, streets, registered terrorist organisations, mercenary companies and militant orders in the North London Town non-state

You cannot seriously hope to stand against the Animal Kingdoms.
I wish you luck, because you will fall beneath their horde.

We once tried to remove the Coon Nation from within our forests, and suffered the consequences.

I advise you to stop now, before much blood is shed.

Serepticia Empyrean
Archon of Xaxanadu

OOC: You miss understand, furries are like some of the races from final fantasy, ones that are human with aniamal features.

Then you are going soft on crime. Furries mock humanity in all of its greatness, a crime that should be punished with death by blender.

You can feel free to try to persuade the other members to adopt that stance if you join.

Mr. Kabanov may be assured I am perfectly aware of the subject about which he speaks, but the term 'furry' can have more than one definition, including 'abhuman' peoples such as Nekos, and this concerns my nation.

Even if you only mean people who engage in acts of bestiality, persecution like this is still wrong. My government does not supports these acts, but we have never, and will never, become engaged in active persecution against individuals or groupings of people for such reasons.

By orders from President of the Republic David Lemke, my Department must inquire as to exactly how this alliance has chosen to define "Furries." We ask that you provide this information as soon as possible.

Rodney Latham, Secretary of State, Republic of New Leota.

Natural born catgirls and their like are not the issue at hand. Normal people that dress in fursuits pretend to be animals are.

Natural born catgirls and their like are not the issue at hand. Normal people that dress in fursuits pretend to be animals are.

IC:

I see. Very well then, as long as the entire AFA is in agreement with you, my nation and this alliance have no issue between us.

Rest assured, however, that if an AFA nation persecutes natural-born Furries in some way, or genetically modified Furries also, then New Leota is not afraid to make the necessary stand.

Rodney Latham, Secretary of State, Republic of New Leota.

OOC:

Little tough-talking showmanship there. I jusy included the 'as long as entire AFA is in agreement with you' comment based on what 010102 said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/Nightbane/117821436061.jpg
The AFA presents the following diagram to aid in the identification of furries.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/Nightbane/117821436061.jpg
The AFA presents the following diagram to aid in the identification of furries.

OOC:

Hmmm. Not good.

IC:

If this is how the whole AFA defines Furries, we could have problems in the immediate and distant future. Being angry about people in suits having sexual relations with animals is one thing, but this diagram makes it look like those it is the AFA's intent to persecute are one and the same with those New Leota is determined to protect.

I sincerely hope I am wrong.

Rodney Latham, Secretary of State, Republic of New Leota.

OOC2:

Inform me if I have misread that diagram.

We would love to swear our allegiance to this noble move, except for the kill-captured-furries-part

May we offer a sugestion?

If all of these so called 'furries' were to be spayed at birth or on identification, in time the problem would solve itself.

A final and hardline answer to a social problem does not necessary have to be cruel.

May we offer a sugestion?

If all of these so called 'furries' were to be spayed at birth or on identification, in time the problem would solve itself.

A final and hardline answer to a social problem does not necessary have to be cruel.

IC:

It is both my personal opinion, and my nation's opinion that such a 'solution' is very cruel. Regarding the Furries my nation is seeking to defend, such as Nekos and others like them, being sterilized, I again ask those concerned to recall the Jews in Nazi Germany. Many of them, and people with conditions identified by Hitler's government as being defects were sterilized, not to help them, but in a cruel attempt to drive them to extinction.

Rodney Latham, Secretary of State, Republic of New Leota.

OOC:

Hmmm. Not good.

IC:

If this is how the whole AFA defines Furries, we could have problems in the immediate and distant future. Being angry about people in suits having sexual relations with animals is one thing, but this diagram makes it look like those it is the AFA's intent to persecute are one and the same with those New Leota is determined to protect.

I sincerely hope I am wrong.

Rodney Latham, Secretary of State, Republic of New Leota.

OOC2:

Inform me if I have misread that diagram.

OOC:
This (http://pantransit.reptiles.org/images/1999-10-17/Catgirl-2.jpg) IS FINE TOO
This (http://members.tripod.com/~Atemi/catgirl.jpg) will YIFF IN HELL!

IC:
If that is so, then the AFA and New Leota are destined to be enemies.

We would love to swear our allegiance to this noble move, except for the kill-captured-furries-part
Killing them is encouraged, but not required.

May we offer a sugestion?

If all of these so called 'furries' were to be spayed at birth or on identification, in time the problem would solve itself.

A final and hardline answer to a social problem does not necessary have to be cruel.
Sterilization is not a solution to the furry problem any more than it is a solution to the homosexual problem.

OOC:

It looks like that second image won't show, Bryn....I can call you Bryn, right?

BTW, what does "YIFF" mean? Just so we're both on the same page.

IC:

It would seem you are correct. In that case, my nation will likely begin to get ready to fight a potential conflict in its future.

Might I inquire, from one person to another, what has spawned this inclination in Bryn Shander's government to engage in such violence?

Rodney Latham, Secretary of State, Republic of New Leota.

To: Anti-Furry Alliance
Re: Indoctrination of youth by furries

Until just a few years ago, the Empire was largely unaware of the existance these deviants. Since their discovery, we've gone to great lengths to eradicate this menace, and have enjoyed great success.

Furries (or fuzzies as we call them) are no fools. They realize that indoctrination of your youth is key to their continued existance. To this end; they frequently make use of harmless looking cartoons, toys, and children's books to get their message across.

Here is an example:

http://www.dirtybutton.com/media/db88-donald-duck-ride.jpg

Sickos.

OOC: I don't want to join the alliance. Just thought that pic was amusing given the subject.

OOC:

It looks like that second image won't show, Bryn....I can call you Bryn, right?

BTW, what does "YIFF" mean? Just so we're both on the same page.

IC:

It would seem you are correct. In that case, my nation will likely begin to get ready to fight a potential conflict in its future.

Might I inquire, from one person to another, what has spawned this inclination in Bryn Shander's government to engage in such violence?

Rodney Latham, Secretary of State, Republic of New Leota.

[ Research your subject. Good places to start:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Furry
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Yiff

All assorted links in navigation templates at the bottom of the pages. ]

This alliance is a travestry. You should all be ashamed of your selfs.

you racist pigs should all be executed. shame on you all for creating this

you racist pigs should all be executed. shame on you all for creating this

ooc- go to the defense of our homes thread cz

The NBBC World News would like to interview the founder of the Anti-Furry Alliance.

In other news late night talk shows all over Brittonia are making fun of this alliance.

The Revolutionary Dictatorship of Ixnill holds some curiosity over this alliance. You seem to have a number of contradictions over what constitutes as a "furry" in your descriptions. While we find the thought of humans dressing themselves as anthropomorphic animals as the highest insult they can deliver, we also find the chart you have offered contradicting that definition.

As a nation consisting of anthropomorphic entities genetically engineered ages ago by humans for slave labor and since overcame our oppressors, you can understand Ixnill's concern. Nevertheless, we view "furry" as a derogatory term and fursuiters as humans that should be punished far beyond their normal human brethren, we will support this alliance if it limits itself to these ridiculous homosapiens. Any assault against an actual, natural born anthropomorphic animal will be viewed as an act of war.

- Ambassador Petria Eksion
Speaking on behalf of Ixnill

This alliance is a travestry. You should all be ashamed of your selfs.

you racist pigs should all be executed. shame on you all for creating this

You have no room to talk about shame if you collaborate with furries.

The Revolutionary Dictatorship of Ixnill holds some curiosity over this alliance. You seem to have a number of contradictions over what constitutes as a "furry" in your descriptions. While we find the thought of humans dressing themselves as anthropomorphic animals as the highest insult they can deliver, we also find the chart you have offered contradicting that definition.

As a nation consisting of anthropomorphic entities genetically engineered ages ago by humans for slave labor and since overcame our oppressors, you can understand Ixnill's concern. Nevertheless, we view "furry" as a derogatory term and fursuiters as humans that should be punished far beyond their normal human brethren, we will support this alliance if it limits itself to these ridiculous homosapiens. Any assault against an actual, natural born anthropomorphic animal will be viewed as an act of war.

- Ambassador Petria Eksion
Speaking on behalf of Ixnill

The AFA is primarily geared towards stamping out furries those being fursuiters and the genetically modified, though the option to exterminate some of the more irritating anthromorphic animals remains on the table.

'Our work will not be done until the rivers run red with furry blood. YIFF IN HELL FURFAGS!'

Overlord Sheikh Navarrone upon signing on to the AFA.

'Any group that harms the internal unity of the Empire must be destroyed before it corrupts the rest of society. In the same way doctors excise tumours, we must excise deranged individuals like this from our society.' - Imperial Chancellor Tulisen Cirgote when signing the Alliance Treaty.

The AFA is primarily geared towards stamping out furries those being fursuiters and the genetically modified, though the option to exterminate some of the more irritating anthromorphic animals remains on the table.

you people are sick. you are doing exactly the same thing Hitler did to the jews. sterilized them. we condemn this alliance for severe racism and supression of free speech and democracy

You have no room to talk about who is sick if you collaborate with furries. - Imperial Chancellor Tulisen Cirgote

Mer des Ennuis welcomes this alliance into the international community. Though our nation follows the policies of non-alignment with any alliance, no matter how courages, we hearby offer free passes to the heads of states of the members of the AFA for the Daniel Rogers Memorial Hunting Preserve, a locale where furries can meet the ends of the animals they so wish they could be.

The AFA is primarily geared towards stamping out furries those being fursuiters and the genetically modified, though the option to exterminate some of the more irritating anthromorphic animals remains on the table.

Ixnill will be watching this alliance carefully then. Take care to not stray too far off your intended path.

- Ambassador Petria Eksion

To-Tartarystan
From-The Imperial Democracy of Cazelia

Hitler killed people because they were different. right now, i could round up your pathetic nation and exterminate you all. but i will not. why you ask? because i will not sink down to your barbarism and savagery that makes up your goverment. furries are not evil, but different and they may be weird, but it is their customs. it's like saying i'll nuke the shit out of you because you look different than me. take these words to your heart and fear them, for if our men meet in battle, remeber these words.

Purge the racist!
Cleanse the nazi!
Kill the facist!

Updated Cazelian motto

you people are sick. you are doing exactly the same thing Hitler did to the jews. sterilized them. we condemn this alliance for severe racism and supression of free speech and democracy

Sterilization is not an option. Furries do not create more furries with reproduction, only via corruption.

To-Tartarystan
From-The Imperial Democracy of Cazelia

Hitler killed people because they were different. right now, i could round up your pathetic nation and exterminate you all. but i will not. why you ask? because i will not sink down to your barbarism and savagery that makes up your goverment. furries are not evil, but different and they may be weird, but it is their customs. it's like saying i'll nuke the shit out of you because you look different than me. take these words to your heart and fear them, for if our men meet in battle, remeber these words.

Purge the racist!
Cleanse the nazi!
Kill the facist!

Updated Cazelian motto
Furries are not people. They are a disease. Furthermore, you have not the ability to back that threat. I suggest that you tread lightly lest you end up getting smashed like a furry's twisted skull against the righteous justice of a black boombox.

Furries are not people. They are a disease.

IC:

I see nothing about anthromorphic animals, natural or modified, which can in any way justify what you have just said here.

Individuals dressing in fursuits are admittedly just a bit strange by my people's estimation, but we do not kill them in retribution for this.

In the opinion of the civilized people of New Leota, you are the disease. You are a hateful, ignorant nation, as is every nation which joins this barbaric alliance you have created.

My government invites Cazelia to discuss ways in which nations opposed to this alliance can more effectively keep an eye on its members and ensure they behave themselves.

Rodney Latham, Secretary of State, Republic of New Leota.

To-Tartarystan
From-The Imperial Democracy of Cazelia

Hitler killed people because they were different. right now, i could round up your pathetic nation and exterminate you all. but i will not. why you ask? because i will not sink down to your barbarism and savagery that makes up your goverment. furries are not evil, but different and they may be weird, but it is their customs. it's like saying i'll nuke the shit out of you because you look different than me. take these words to your heart and fear them, for if our men meet in battle, remeber these words.

Purge the racist!
Cleanse the nazi!
Kill the facist!

Updated Cazelian motto

Subject: Re: Differences
From: Dalnijrusian Foreign Ministry <ministr.mininodel.go.da>
Date: 31.7.2007 0632
To: Cazelian Foreign Ministry <email@address.tld>


Applesauce. I suggest you keep your mouth shut if you are going to make threats like these, for you would only seal your own death warrant.



Minister Motya Niyazov
Minister of Foreign Affairs
[ address, phone and fax ]

Purge the Hippy!
Cleanse the Furry!
Kill the Commie!



Fix'd

there comes a time when a man must stand up and declare his deep, seething hatred of furries... and that time is now. I will gladly join your alliance under the condition that we don't stop until there isn't a furry standing.

Nu Elysium

Official Declaration of Apathy

The Dersconi government dismisses Cazelia as but a dog with all bark and no bite.

If, however, the nation of Cazelia attempts to be a bad dog and bite, then Cazelia shall be euthanized, like bad dogs should be.

Yiff in Hell,

--Zheleztsolupp Kabanov
Minister of Foreign Affairs
The Divine Prussian Empire of Derscon

Since the AFA was rather specific in its goals, the Ministry decided to send a mid-ranking Lictor to address the founders.

"In the words of the great King Leonidas, LOL WUT? We're not too big on alliances, but rest assured if the furries strike, the thousand nations of Vetalia will descend upon them. You've got a friend in us, brothers of the AFA."

Official Declaration of Apathy

The Dersconi government dismisses Cazelia as but a dog with all bark and no bite.

If, however, the nation of Cazelia attempts to be a bad dog and bite, then Cazelia shall be euthanized, like bad dogs should be.

--Zheleztsolupp Kabanov
Minister of Foreign Affairs
The Divine Prussian Empire of Derscon

IC:

I am not surprised that a barbaric nation such as yours would threaten such. Rest assured that my nation will take no unnecessary aggressive actions, but is not afraid to fight when and where it must. We maintain that this alliance is horribly barbaric, and we shall have nothing to do with it.

I have put forth a motion in the Federal Congress of New Leota to allow anthromorphic beings who believe it might be possible they are endangered by the AFA to seek refuge within this nation's borders. Voting should be initiated before very long.

David Lemke, President, Republic of New Leota.

Would that be a request to join?

OOC: No, just telling you that if the furries ever try anything, we'll help you kick their asses.

Since the AFA was rather specific in its goals, the Ministry decided to send a mid-ranking Lictor to address the founders.

"In the words of the great King Leonidas, LOL WUT? We're not too big on alliances, but rest assured if the furries strike, the thousand nations of Vetalia will descend upon them. You've got a friend in us, brothers of the AFA."

Would that be a request to join?

OOC: No, just telling you that if the furries ever try anything, we'll help you kick their asses.

...That's more or less the entire point of the AFA. ¬_¬

...That's more or less the entire point of the AFA. ¬_¬

OOC: It's just that getting in to alliances ends up harming our country every time we do it...

“...and we received the transmission over an hour ago, sir. They have had it on repeat and have currently been engaged in hot debate with several young nations, who have risen up in arms against this.....furry prejudice.” The man, clad in a shiny, black uniform, stood in front of a black desk, with a blood-red border. The man had a certain symbol (http://cnc3.ru/files/images/nod.jpg) sown onto the shoulders of his tunic, and it was emblazoned on the front of the desk, which curved towards the wall, in a reverse U-shape. Sitting at the desk, leaning back in the tall, dark, leather chair, was Kane himself; the same man who had fought in the Third Tiberium War as the leader of the Brotherhood of Nod, looking not a day older. One hand stroked the black goatee coating his chin, the dark red lights of the room shining of the ring he wore, again showing the same symbol. Kane wore the same dark leather trenchcoat, and the black shirt and pants, with the logo of the Brotherhood glaring out from the shoulders. He currently was gazing down at the folder of information regarding what little they had managed to gain of these nations, as well as records of the conversation, and the charter proposed by the AFA. Tossing the cover of the folder back onto the papers, he gazed up at the messenger, his black eyes focused and passionate.

“This is just the break the Brotherhood needs to keep up with GDI. The Commander has notified me that they have recently joined an alliance, called the Galactic Federation of Free Alliances. And immensely powerful alliance in its own right, as seen by the now legendary ESUS-GFFA war. We need something to counter that, and while I finish my plan for the Brotherhood's entrance onto the galactic stage, we need something to hold GDI off from attacking us, if and when they find us. This alliance is the perfect shield. Besides...” He smirked, turning the chair to gaze at the wall of monitors behind him, showing the various fleets of the Brotherhood traveling throughout Nod borders.

“....humanity has a divine right, a special destiny of ascension. Aliens are weak and pathetic beings compared to our righteous might. Our ascension will not be denied, nor will the gift of Tiberium be stopped. The blood of our enemies will flow and the Brotherhood will emerge victorious.”


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The screen fizzles, and blinks, as the view of Kane in his office slowly manifests itself. Sitting back in his chair, he is shown clasping his hands together. On either side of the task, two pillar stand, glowing red with a constant stream of white symbols going up and down in what looks like a complex matrix. Leaning forward, Kane begins to speak

Kane glanced up, smirking slightly, an amused tone of voice speaking volumes as he spoke. “You know what they say? That the idea that changes the world for the better receives the most ridicule in its infancy from the ignorant and the corrupt.” A chuckle escaped him as he leaned backward.

“This cause, the Anti-Furry Alliance cause, your cause....is the right one. All of you who seek to drown its message with your vile words and chants of freedom are traitors to humanity and deserve the worst death imaginable. Humanity has a path to follow, a special destiny, a....glorious ascension that will make us masters of everything we see, touch, hear, smell, and taste. Where all our enemies collapse and fall before our might. These filth, these wretches, these....scum, are but one of our many enemies that bar our path to Godhood, to humanity's proper destiny in the Galaxy. You can cry out against this, calling it facist and prejudiced, but it is the right path! The needed path! All of you have taken paths that stray from the light and embrace the shadow; to do so is human, we rarely stick with one path. Addicted to experience as we are, we cannot do so; its in our blood.

So, here I am, calling to all those who are true guardians of humanity, true sons of Terra, to march forth and fight against humanity's enemies, against the Aliens who threaten our lives, our dreams....and our ascension. The Brotherhood of Nod signs this treaty with full understanding of the responsibility, and consequence of this act. May the forces of humanity prevail.” He bowed his head, as the transmission cut out.

Shortly after, their copy of the charter, signed personally by Kane himself, was sent to Bryn Shander and the other alliance members.

The Furries would soon feel the wrath of the Brotherhood.

Derscon can do nothing but scoff at your labelling the Divine Prussian Empire as barbaric. Derscon maintains one of the strongest and pure civilizations in the universe, and without meta species and other spots and stains, such as furries.

And we admire your will to fight for what you believe in, we only hope you are also willing to die for it.

And we have no objections to New Leota accepting furry refugees, none whatsoever. It simply means they are all concentrated in one place, making the epidemic that much easier to control.

--Zheleztsolupp Kabanov
Minister of Foreign Affairs
The Divine Prussian Empire of Derscon

While the Tolvanic government is strongly Libertarian in nature, our tolerance only extends so far. "Furryism" is considered a perversion only slightly less odious than necrophilia or dendrophilia. However, the government does not nor does it see any reason to formally supress or act against furrys as societal pressure is more than sufficent to shame these deviants into hiding.

As we are opposed to summary executions or forced neutering in our own nation, we take no stance on the internal policies of other nations.

Thusly, the Commonwealth will not join this alliance as it does not serve Tolvanic interests to do so. However, the Tolvanic Armed Forces are prepared to offer assistance to any nation under threat of invasion or insurrection by either furrys or their degenerate symphatisers.

Robert Donovan
Foreign Minister
Commonwealth of Tolvan

OOC: It's just that getting in to alliances ends up harming our country every time we do it...
OOC: Surely you don't mean to suggest that you believe that furries could hurt your nation in retaliation...

The New Greater Nicksyllvanian Empire will join this alliance, and punish any "furry" degenerates under the highest punishment available for Degenerate Behaviour. With the term "furry" being

1. An individual who dons any attire with highly animalistic features that cover the majority of the body with no prior approval or certification for such activities given by the proper authorties.

2. An individual who pretends or roleplays being an animal engaging in sexual activities with no prior approval or certification given by the proper authorties.

3. An individual who writes, creates, draws, or aquires any form of publication or media which depicts animals of any form engaging in sexual activities that are deemed degenerate by the proper authorities.

4. Will not refer to individuals who don minor animalistic features such as cat ears, bunny ears, lucky rabbit foots, fur clothing, leather clothing, or mascot outfits.

The current penalty for "furries" is 15 years of forced labour camp followed by summary execution by shortcord hanging.

OOC: Surely you don't mean to suggest that you believe that furries could hurt your nation in retaliation...

[ Well, there've been a couple furry nations that had n00ks, to be fair. ]

OOC: Are there any furry nations even? Cause aside from the threats of a couple small nations, this nation doesn't have anything to fight really.

EDIT: I just realized this may be an MT alliance. If so, I will gladly delete my posts and be on my way.

Derscon can do nothing but scoff at your labelling the Divine Prussian Empire as barbaric. Derscon maintains one of the strongest and pure civilizations in the universe, and without meta species and other spots and stains, such as furries.

And we admire your will to fight for what you believe in, we only hope you are also willing to die for it.

And we have no objections to New Leota accepting furry refugees, none whatsoever. It simply means they are all concentrated in one place, making the epidemic that much easier to control.

--Zheleztsolupp Kabanov
Minister of Foreign Affairs
The Divine Prussian Empire of Derscon

IC:

He who has not the will to die protecting his beliefs has not the right to live.

If you wish to make excuses about this barbaric action you are planning on, my nation has no problem with that. Polish it and paint it pretty colors, but it is still just barbarism in the end.

If the Federal Congress decides to permit refugees, rest assured the New Leota Defense Corps shall defend them in every way possible and with great zeal.

Rodney Latham, Secretary of State, Republic of New Leota.

OOC: Are there any furry nations even? Cause aside from the threats of a couple small nations, this nation doesn't have anything to fight really.

EDIT: I just realized this may be an MT alliance. If so, I will gladly delete my posts and be on my way.

OOC: Bryn Shander, New Haven, Auman, and Derscon are all FT/possibly PMT in the future. The threat of furries does not limit itself to one time period.

There may not be too many entirely furry nations around, but the responses to this thread show that the seeds of furfaggotry are planted far and wide.

OOC: Bryn Shander, New Haven, Auman, and Derscon are all FT/possibly PMT in the future. The threat of furries does not limit itself to one time period.

There may not be too many entirely furry nations around, but the responses to this thread show that the seeds of furfaggotry are planted far and wide.

OOC:

New Leota actually does not have an anthromorphic population, but it objecting largely on principle, and because we know a nation of Nekos with whom we are forging an alliance.

The Charter of the Anti-Furry Alliance

Article One: Statement of Purpose
The Anti-Furry Alliance is based around one thing. The persecution and destruction of furries across the universe.

Article Two: Mutual Defense
If a member nation is attacked by furries, all member nations are to provide full military assistance.

Article Three: Anti-Furry Activities
All member nations are encouraged to wage war on fur-kind whenever possible. Only via the action of the alliance will furries be forced to YIFF IN HELL!!!

Article Four: Internal Suppression of Furries
As it would be counter to national and alliance security to allow furries to thrive within member nations, all member nations are to adopt legislation making furfaggotry an offense of the highest magnitude allowed under the member nation's judicial system.

Article Five: Signatory Nations
The Eternal Kingdom of Bryn Shander
The Imperium of New Haven
The Stratocratic Confederacy of Questers
The Liberal Neo-Imperial Reich of Tocrowkia
The Republic of Dalnijrus
The Divine Prussian Empire of Derscon
The Empire of Zukariaa
The Federation of Oily prata
The Co-Prosperity Sphere of Auman
The Holy Empire of Tartarystan
The Armed Republic of Nu Elysium
The Brotherhood of Nod
The Imperial Socialist Empire of New Nicksyllvania

Will somebody please define what a "furry" is? That is, if it is not a Congressman named Furry who's trying to raise taxes on everybody and send both of our remaining manufacturing jobs to China?

Or is this one of those role-playing threads? If so, I apologize for intruding. But otherwise, what's a furry?

IC:

He who has not the will to die protecting his beliefs has not the right to live.

If you wish to make excuses about this barbaric action you are planning on, my nation has no problem with that. Polish it and paint it pretty colors, but it is still just barbarism in the end.

If the Federal Congress decides to permit refugees, rest assured the New Leota Defense Corps shall defend them in every way possible and with great zeal.

Rodney Latham, Secretary of State, Republic of New Leota.

The Commonwealth of Tolvan Parliament has passed the New Leotan Isolation Act by a margin of 228-19 with 3 abstaining or absent.

Under the terms of the act:


All trade between New Leonta and the Commonwealth of Tolvan is suspended until further notice, all New Leontan property or businesses within Tolvan will be nationalized and sold at auction to the highest bidder, New Leontan businesses or citizens may file an application with the Commerce Ministry within 36 hours of the time of the sale to request disbursement of a portion of the sales proceeds
All Tolvanic citizens are required to exit New Leonta within the next 96 hours or face fines of up to 25,000 pounds
All New Leontan citizens are hereby expelled from the Commonwealth, any individuals of New Leontan citizenship found within the Commonwealth after 96 hours will be arrested and prosecuted for violating Tolvanic immigration law


Any violations of the Act by the New Leontan government or its citizens will be dealt with harshly.

You have brought this upon yourselves by your continued support for such a depraved and socially harmful "lifestyle" and your continued bellicose posturing towards other nations who do not share your viewpoint.

We suggest you learn from this incident and stay out of the affairs of others when it does not concern you.

Tyler Hutchins
Prime Minister
Commonwealth of Tolvan

The Commonwealth of Tolvan Parliament has passed the New Leotan Isolation Act by a margin of 228-19 with 3 abstaining or absent.

Under the terms of the act:


All trade between New Leonta and the Commonwealth of Tolvan is suspended until further notice, all New Leontan property or businesses within Tolvan will be nationalized and sold at auction to the highest bidder, New Leontan businesses or citizens may file an application with the Commerce Ministry within 36 hours of the time of the sale to request disbursement of a portion of the sales proceeds
All Tolvanic citizens are required to exit New Leonta within the next 96 hours or face fines of up to 25,000 pounds
All New Leontan citizens are hereby expelled from the Commonwealth, any individuals of New Leontan citizenship found within the Commonwealth after 96 hours will be arrested and prosecuted for violating Tolvanic immigration law


Any violations of the Act by the New Leontan government or its citizens will be dealt with harshly.

You have brought this upon yourselves by your continued support for such a depraved and socially harmful "lifestyle" and your continued bellicose posturing towards other nations who do not share your viewpoint.

We suggest you learn from this incident and stay out of the affairs of others when it does not concern you.

Tyler Hutchins
Prime Minister
Commonwealth of Tolvan

OOC:

New Leota wasn't actively trading/interacting with the Commonwealth in the first place, as I recall. Oh well.

IC:

My nation and the Commonwealth had no real trade or political links in the first place, but if you wish to behave like this, I am not troubled.

I have issued a Clas I Travel Advisory regarding Tolvan. All New Leotan nationals must withdraw from the Commonwealth within 48 hours, and no travel to that place is to be permitted.

Rodney Latham, Secretary of State, Republic of New Leota.

OOC:

New Leota wasn't actively trading/interacting with the Commonwealth in the first place, as I recall. Oh well.

IC:

My nation and the Commonwealth had no real trade or political links in the first place, but if you wish to behave in this way, that is fine by me and mine.

Rodney Latham, Secretary of State, Republic of New Leota.

OOC: Just because we have no IC thread saying we're trading doesn't mean it doesn't happen. RL nations don't make press releases everytime they conduct some form of trade.

Besides, it's not supposed to be a Cuban style mass embargo, just cutting whatever ties existed int he first place. Some of the more aggressive nations would park a fleet off your shores and threaten an invasion but Tolvan is somewhat isolationist.

OOC: Just because we have no IC thread saying we're trading doesn't mean it doesn't happen. RL nations don't make press releases everytime they conduct some form of trade.

Besides, it's not supposed to be a Cuban style mass embargo, just cutting whatever ties existed int he first place. Some of the more aggressive nations would park a fleet off your shores and threaten an invasion but Tolvan is somewhat isolationist.

OOC:

I am fully aware what some nations would do, and I know somethin of Tolvan's isolationist nature. I was talking about large-scale trade of the sort normally mentioned actively in threads and such.

In any case, I'm liking this thread. No huge requirements yet, which is good, because my PC will soon be disconnected for repairs, and likely won't be back in working shape for a few days. This is mostly just talk and things my nation has the ability to deal with long term.

It doesn't hurt that so far, there's some nice RPing to be had here as well.

Offical Royal Delceration


In regards to the evils of the nations creating and starting this dark alliance of hatred and suffering Her Royal Highness Princess Tomoyo herby decrets the following actions against the nations of:

The Eternal Kingdom of Bryn Shander
The Imperium of New Haven
The Stratocratic Confederacy of Questers
The Liberal Neo-Imperial Reich of Tocrowkia
The Republic of Dalnijrus
The Divine Prussian Empire of Derscon
The Empire of Zukariaa
The Federation of Oily prata
The Co-Prosperity Sphere of Auman
The Holy Empire of Tartarystan
The Armed Republic of Nu Elysium
The Brotherhood of Nod
The Imperial Socialist Empire of New Nicksyllvania
1010102
And to any future members and or supporters:


Citizens of these nations shall be arrested and held as a terrorist if they enter Kuronan Borders of the Xandou Waters
Full Sanctions
Prohibiton of products, items, or services
Termination of any and all diplomatic services
Sanctions, and Boycots
Leaders or any high ranking officals caught in Xanadou will be captured and tried for war crimes under Conspiracy to Commite Crimes Against Humanity and Conspiracy to Commite Crimes Against Peace
Currently residing citizens will be given a new loyalty swearing and citizenship examination
Buisness operating within our borders of these countries is herby terminated

Cazelia hereby drops all trade with these nations and detains any citizens from these nations for the time being

[ Unless you're a Caucasian (read: region, not people) nation, you probably won't be wanting products from an ex-Soviet-bloc nation. :p ]

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OFFICIAL MESSAGE FROM THE EMPEROR
TO: Her Royal Highness Princess Tomoyo
FROM: His Imperial Majesty Emperor Conrad II
RE: Boycotts

I have never heard of the region "Xanadou", and judging by it's government's lack of knowledge of grammar, I am glad about this. Whatever trade agreements that may have existed, although didn't, that have been halted will not effect Zukariaa and therefore this government couldn't give two shits.
Signed,
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His Imperial Majesty Emperor Conrad II

(OOC: Xanadou is a region)

Subject: Re: Differences
From: Dalnijrusian Foreign Ministry <ministr.mininodel.go.da>
Date: 31.7.2007 0632
To: Cazelian Foreign Ministry <email@address.tld>


Applesauce. I suggest you keep your mouth shut if you are going to make threats like these, for you would only seal your own death warrant.



Minister Motya Niyazov
Minister of Foreign Affairs
[ address, phone and fax ]


are you threatening me? a nation many times larger than yours? do not test me good sir, for we could obliterate your pathetic civilization within hours. i now expect you to go away and hide in your tiny little corner of the world where you belong. now shoo, i have better things to do

Sincerally,
Alexander Hasley

Sterilization is not an option. Furries do not create more furries with reproduction, only via corruption.


Furries are not people. They are a disease. Furthermore, you have not the ability to back that threat. I suggest that you tread lightly lest you end up getting smashed like a furry's twisted skull against the righteous justice of a black boombox.

To-leader of Bryn Shander
From-President Alexander Hasley

furries are people, weither you like it or not. if you leave them alone they will slowly go away.

If you kill them, they'll go away a lot faster. - Imperial Chancellor Tulisen Cirgote

I must ask, is the Chancellor's grudge against anthromorphic Furries, or those individuals who dress in fursuits? It is apparent not all AFA nations are in agreement as to exactly whom they wish to persecute.

Rodney Latham, Secretary of State, Republic of New Leota.

The Most Serene and Holy Altaic Empire of Tartarystan does not have anthropomorphic animals in its borders. There is no non-Altaic immigration to Tartarystan and no native anthropomorphic animal groups. We are completely unconcerned with them. However, we must wipe out all "fursuiters" with extreme prejudice in our own nation to prevent the fragmentation of our national identity. - Imperial Chancellor Tulisen Cirgote

all nations opposed to this sickening alliance join the UCRA!

IC:

I see. I have found the Chancellor's reply most helpful and give him the most sincere thanks possible in the circumstances.

I would like to re-state, however, that while my government is primarily concerned with the safety of the human anthromorphs in the world, persecution of any kind is still wrong.

Rodney Latham, Secretary of State, Republic of New Leota.

are you threatening me? a nation many times larger than yours? do not test me good sir, for we could obliterate your pathetic civilization within hours. i now expect you to go away and hide in your tiny little corner of the world where you belong. now shoo, i have better things to do

Sincerally,
Alexander Hasley

Subject: Re: Re: Differences
From: Dalnijrusian Foreign Ministry <ministr.mininodel.go.da>
Date: 31.7.2007 0935
To: Cazelian Foreign Ministry <email@address.tld>


I threaten no one; I am simply offering you and your government sagacious advice, which both seem to be severely lacking in. However, if you continue to threaten us—as our motto says, 'as you cooked the porridge, so you must eat it'.

On a related note, do not pompously rest assured in your size. Considering that you cannot even use proper grammar, yet are representing your entire country (who elected you for some reason beyond my comprehension), it seems indicative of the quality (or lack thereof) of your troops' training.



Minister Motya Niyazov
Minister of Foreign Affairs
[ address, phone and fax ]

While Furryism is not a problem amoung the Clan Tandu (as what most humans term 'giant bugs' dressing up as animals makes little sense.) we feel that its irregularity, crudeness, dangerous levels of divergence from proper civilized life in Galaxy 18 and general annoyingness of the practitioners of furryism warrants action on our part.
As such, the Clan of the Tandu pledges its full support to this alliance, and will happily lend an Episiarch or two to the effort. Thus far it has been found that reducing a Furrys mind to a grey gel and setting them free in a room full of wild Schka'kka is most entertaining.
We would be pleased to loan several rooms full of Schka'kka to the Anti-Furry Alliance as well.

Au'sha Kasiiter, Clan of Tandu Ab-Nght Ab-Mellin Absu-Komahd absu-B'kak9kaa Ul-Episiarch Ul-Acceptor Ul-Inquisitor Ul-Diclonius

Yea this Alliance is Pure Evil Killing Furries for what they havent did anything to nobody that was harmfully in anyway and If you Supports this Alliance then you are no better than what hitler did to the Jewish People. Which is the Exact same thing your doing now

President Shives of Angaor

Yea this Alliance is Pure Evil Killing Furries for what they havent did anything to nobody that was harmfully in anyway and If you Supports this Alliance then you are no better than what hitler did to the Jewish People. Which is the Exact same thing your doing now

President Shives of Angaor

Oh yeah, compare us to Hitler why don't you, like no one has done that before.

But on a serious note, it's not the furries that are the big threat, it's the otherkin. They're kinda like furry, only they actually think they are what they
say themselves to be. For more info on this matter, I bring up KurtBatz,
which you can find in an article on ED. In another article, you'll find a girl who actually believes she's an Elf or some other carbon-copy pointy-eared devil.

So I say to you, what's the bigger threat, furries or otherkin?

words


OOC: Would that be a request to join?

OOC: Would that be a request to join?

*OOC:
Sure. Hatred of furryism spreads not only across species, but across time as well, apparently ;)*

The Shakal Empire will join this alliance.

IC:

New Leota’s Federal Congress has formed the Tolvan Restriction Act in response to legislations created recently by the Commonwealth Parliament. By this Act in essence, the Republic is matching the Commonwealth’s actions. The one difference is that the Republic now classifies the Commonwealth as a Rogue State, little more than terrorists. We will continue to communicate with them diplomatically, when necessary, but shall not drop the restrictions we have placed on them as long as they remain in the AFA.

~ Rodney Latham, Secretary of State, Republic of New Leota.

Upon review of the members of this idiotic organization, The TLA Council has decided that as of this moment all citizens of these barbaric nations are to be dumped outside the border with only what they were allowed to carry in a Plastic trash bag. All assets of the citizens and\or businesses of these nations will be seized by The Lone Alliance and used to fund an effort to counter any actions by this group. Furthermore we would like to state that you must be pretty pathetic if you have to decide to choose them out of all the things to oppress.
-Lone Alliance Department of dealing with Stupid\Evil nations.

The over 9000 clans of Shoopistan, which include the Clan of the An Heroes, the Clan of the Desu, the Clan of the Pedobear, the Clan of the Mudkips, the Clan of Caturday, the Clan of Mitchell Henderson, the Clan of Copypasta, the Clan of Ripper and the Clan of Diabeeeetus, have all agreed to eradicate the furry threat. We shall begin the fursecution immediately, with summary executions of all known furries. We are proud to join this alliance.

Yiff in hell.

OOC: I'm new, what does MT, PMT and FT mean?

Anonymous, Firer of the Laz0rz, The Disputed Territories of Shoopistan.

The over 9000 clans of Shoopistan, which include the Clan of the An Heroes, the Clan of the Desu, the Clan of the Pedobear, the Clan of the Mudkips, the Clan of Caturday, the Clan of Mitchell Henderson, the Clan of Copypasta, the Clan of Ripper and the Clan of Diabeeeetus, have all agreed to eradicate the furry threat. We shall begin the fursecution immediately, with summary executions of all known furries. We are proud to join this alliance.

Yiff in hell.

OOC: I'm new, what does MT, PMT and FT mean?

Anonymous, Firer of the Laz0rz, The Disputed Territories of Shoopistan.

[ Modern, post-modern and future tech. ]

OOC:

Large quantity of first-time posters joining this.

OOC: You have an international alliance devoted to hunting down and killing people who dress in animal costumes? Jesus, that's going to make Halloween and costume parties a little dangerous, let alone children's parties. And think of poor old Bungle! Congratulations on starting the most ridiculous thread this month! Please pick up your medal and your complementary steaks from the front desk....

OOC: You have an international alliance devoted to hunting down and killing people who dress in animal costumes? Jesus, that's going to make Halloween and costume parties a little dangerous, let alone children's parties. And think of poor old Bungle! Congratulations on starting the most ridiculous thread this month! Please pick up your medal and your complementary steaks from the front desk....

OOC:

It's a bit more than that, so please don't be so quick to jump on people, okay?

Basically, from what I have gathered, some nations want to hunt down 'furfags', that is to say people dressing in animal suits and having intercourse with animals.

Next, some want to hunt down abhumans, such as Nekos, genetically modified and natural.

More nations want to hunt down both groups.

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The Federal Republic of Hamilay wishes to make it known that our official opinion is that the [Foreign/State/External Affairs] [Ministries/Departments] of all nations involved in this organization have far too much time on their hands, and suggest to the voters, where applicable, that their politicians require a pay cut.

Sincerely,
R. Fletcher
Federal Republic of Hamilay
Ministry of Trade and Foreign Affairs

OOC:

It's a bit more than that, so please don't be so quick to jump on people, okay?

Basically, from what I have gathered, some nations want to hunt down 'furfags', that is to say people dressing in animal suits and having intercourse with animals.

Next, some want to hunt down abhumans, such as Nekos, genetically modified and natural.

More nations want to hunt down both groups.

OOC: Not from what I've gathered (though so far as charters go, this one could use some work - it could at least properly define its target demographic):

Natural born catgirls and their like are not the issue at hand. Normal people that dress in fursuits pretend to be animals are.

And really, "people dressing in animal suits and having intercourse with animals" is a matter for local law enforcement, not international military alliances. Most civilised countries have laws against bestiality, and prosecute those caught in the act accordingly. Those countries which don't generally aren't on the top of many peoples' lists anyway.

OOC: Not from what I've gathered (though so far as charters go, this one could use some work - it could at least properly define its target demographic):



And really, "people dressing in animal suits and having intercourse with animals" is a matter for local law enforcement, not international military alliances. Most civilised countries have laws against bestiality, and prosecute those caught in the act accordingly. Those countries which don't generally aren't on the top of many peoples' lists anyway.

ITT people don't get it.

The NBBC World News, the New Brittonian Broadcasting Corporation World News, would like to interview a member of the Bryn Shanderian gowernment for a special about the Anti-Furry Alliance and the Free Furry Islands Conflict.

Official Response

On behalf of the entire Anti-Furry Alliance, speaking for all member nations, in response to all nations imposing sanctions and condemning the AFA:

lulz

That is all.

--Felix Berinkov
Department of Apathy
Ministry of Foreign Affairs
The Divine Prussian Empire of Derscon
"Yiff in Hell."

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Offical Reply:

Echoing the above, we would just like to say to all the idiots condemning us:

Your mom.

Thank you, and have a wank.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

We bring a serious and grave issue to the attention of the alliance. We have ourselves a possible lulz killer.

Yes.

A lulz killer. I told you it was serious.

Tartarystan is at risk of being invaded and HAVING IT'S LULZ KILLED.

If this happen, we will be unable to fuel our hate machines.

Because of this, I alert the alliance that it is possible in the future that Tartarystan will be invaded by a foreign nation trying to KILL it's lulz on the behalf of the Furries. Anonymous sources say that is possible that The Lone Alliance will attempt to kill Tartar lulz.

The Amazonian Dominion would join this alliance, but it's not direct enough...the Dominion simply has the policy of allowing civilians to kill "furries" on sight with no reprocussions as it is, and are used for training fodder for the military if they are rounded up by government groups.

The Dominion does provide it's full diplomatic support to the alliance, however, and will be strongly motivated to provide assistance to any furry eradication crusade launched in the future by the moral and just cause of the alliance.

-Dominion Foreign Affairs

The NBBC World News, the New Brittonian Broadcasting Corporation World News, would like to interview a member of the Bryn Shanderian gowernment for a special about the Anti-Furry Alliance and the Free Furry Islands Conflict.

The Bryn Shanderan government has nothing to discuss with those who would support the furry plague.

Official Response

On behalf of the entire Anti-Furry Alliance, speaking for all member nations, in response to all nations imposing sanctions and condemning the AFA:

lulz

That is all.

--Felix Berinkov
Department of Apathy
Ministry of Foreign Affairs
The Divine Prussian Empire of Derscon
"Yiff in Hell."

Sir, I would like to correct you. These are not simply lulz, these are epic lulz.

Anonymous, Firer of the Laz0rz, The Disputed Territories of Shoopistan.

We bring a serious and grave issue to the attention of the alliance. We have ourselves a possible lulz killer.

Yes.

A lulz killer. I told you it was serious.

Tartarystan is at risk of being invaded and HAVING IT'S LULZ KILLED.

If this happen, we will be unable to fuel our hate machines.

Because of this, I alert the alliance that it is possible in the future that Tartarystan will be invaded by a foreign nation trying to KILL it's lulz on the behalf of the Furries. Anonymous sources say that is possible that The Lone Alliance will attempt to kill Tartar lulz.

The AFA will provide full support to Tartarystan. Already the Bryn Shanderan anti-dog and anti-curtain units are being readied for deployment. If The Lone Alliance wishes to continue with this foolish path, they will soon find all seven of their passwords in AFA hands. We will leave no van unexploded and no answering machine unlulzed.

FOR THE LULZ!

OOC:

It's a bit more than that, so please don't be so quick to jump on people, okay?

Basically, from what I have gathered, some nations want to hunt down 'furfags', that is to say people dressing in animal suits and having intercourse with animals.

Next, some want to hunt down abhumans, such as Nekos, genetically modified and natural.

More nations want to hunt down both groups.

You must not forget the otherkin, they are, as we say, lower than any furry, neko or whatever. Basically, they are furries, but IRL, they actually believe themselves to be part-animal or elves, as I stated earlier in this thread.
Look on ED for more info, search for "KurtBatz".

Truuuuuust me on this won't you?

You must not forget the otherkin, they are, as we say, lower than any furry, neko or whatever. Basically, they are furries, but IRL, they actually believe themselves to be part-animal or elves, as I stated earlier in this thread.
Look on ED for more info, search for "KurtBatz".

Truuuuuust me on this won't you?

Both of them are abominations. We in Shoopistan do not distinguish between the two. They all meet the fate of summary executions, except when we can gain epic lulz, then they die.

OOC: I have also for a while wanted to go on a otherkin forum and claim I am actually a ManBearPig on the inside. I just need to read on otherkin to see how they talk, then do it.

Both of them are abominations. We in Shoopistan do not distinguish between the two. They all meet the fate of summary executions, except when we can gain epic lulz, then they die.

How lovely, I bet they make good rugs.
In truth, I don't hate all furries, but some just take it too far, so it's best to exterminate them all, just to be on the safe and lulz side of things.

How I support alliance?

OOC: Same here, really, in reality, I have no problems with furries or otherkin, I just wanna make Shoopistan the most like ED or /b/ as possible.

Official Response

On behalf of the entire Anti-Furry Alliance, speaking for all member nations, in response to all nations imposing sanctions and condemning the AFA:

lulz

That is all.

--Felix Berinkov
Department of Apathy
Ministry of Foreign Affairs
The Divine Prussian Empire of Derscon
"Yiff in Hell."

IC:

I am flummoxed by this incredible show of maturity.

Rodney Latham, Secretary of State, Republic of New Leota.

Will somebody please define what a "furry" is? That is, if it is not a Congressman named Furry who's trying to raise taxes on everybody and send both of our remaining manufacturing jobs to China?

Or is this one of those role-playing threads? If so, I apologize for intruding. But otherwise, what's a furry?

(*clears throat*)I SAID WHAT IS A FURRY? ALSO, WHAT DOES "YIFF" MEAN?

Lurk moar!

((OOC: Here are some sources:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom

http://www.godhatesfurries.com/

And to exemplify just how far some of these people fall:

http://www.knightwolfsrealm.com/moose/documents/ ))

Lurk moar!

OOC:

It would be good of you to actually provide a useful response.

Now, to clarify things, the "International Incidents" section of these forums is basically 100% role-playing.

Furries are...well...the term has multiple definitions. Furry can mean a person who demeans Humankind by dressing in a fursuit and behaving as a beast and in general just being silly.

It can also mean an abhuman, or a humanoid being with animalistic features, like a Neko.

I don't know what "Yiff" means. They won't tell me.

IC:

I am flummoxed by this incredible show of maturity.

Rodney Latham, Secretary of State, Republic of New Leota.

Dear Mister Latham,

I assure you, had it been worth the effort to show maturity, it would have been done. However, due to the laughable yipping by the likes of you, and others who support the degradation of humanity and the destruction of culture, no maturity was required whatsoever. The balls are inert, my friend.

For Great Justice.

--Felix Berinkov
Department of Apathy
Ministry of Foreign Affairs
The Divine Prussian Empire of Derscon
"Yiff in Hell."

Dear Mister Latham,

I assure you, had it been worth the effort to show maturity, it would have been done. However, due to the laughable yipping by the likes of you, and others who support the degradation of humanity and the destruction of culture, no maturity was required whatsoever. The balls are inert, my friend.

For Great Justice.

--Felix Berinkov
Department of Apathy
Ministry of Foreign Affairs
The Divine Prussian Empire of Derscon
"Yiff in Hell."

OOC:

Let me just clarify here and say the Furries that New Leota is protecting are abhumans, not people dressing in Halloween-type fursuits. JSYK.

IC:

Mr. Berinkov,

How does a Neko degrade humanity and destroy culture when they are not actively doing anything to those ends? I am legitimately interested to know.

Legislation has been proposed in the NLFG to declare all AFA member-nations Rogue States.

Rodney Latham, Secretary of State, Republic of New Leota.

Mr. Berinkov,

How does a Neko degrade humanity and destroy culture when they are not actively doing anything to those ends? I am legitimately interested to know.

Legislation has been proposed in the NLFG to declare all AFA member-nations Rogue States.

Rodney Latham, Secretary of State, Republic of New Leota.

Mr. Latham,

I don't recall Neko's ever being mentioned. Ever. Why you keep showing them off, I have no idea, as it is entirely irrelevant.

And the Leotards' legislation has no meaning to us whatsoever. I speak on behalf of the entire alliance, in that we simply do not care.

However, we are, at the AFA, a fan of living up to expectations, so if you indeed pass legislation declaring us rogue states, we would be happy to be obliged to fulfil that role in a demonstration with the Leotard people. Pool's closed.

For Great Justice.

--Felix Berinkov
Department of Apathy
Ministry of Foreign Affairs
The Divine Prussian Empire of Derscon
"Yiff in Hell."

OOC:

Not a very polite bunch, the Dersconi. And yeah, abhumans have been grought up in this thread, and Nekos are abhumans.

OOC:

Not a very polite bunch, the Dersconi. And yeah, abhumans have been grought up in this thread, and Nekos are abhumans.

OOC: I know. XD

Also, Felix Berinkov is a nasty fellow, and sometimes the Foreign Minister can get rowdy, when he's had a lot to drink. Really, though, we're probably the nicest people you could ever meet. However, when you threaten us, we're arrogant, and it's natural to mock those who threaten us.

In case you didn't notice, Felix Berinkov is in charge of the "department of apathy." This means that, overall, I'm not really being all that serious with my role-play. :p

And yes, I know Nekos were brought up earlier. He's just taunting you. ;)

OOC: I know. XD

Also, Felix Berinkov is a nasty fellow, and sometimes the Foreign Minister can get rowdy, when he's had a lot to drink. Really, though, we're probably the nicest people you could ever meet. However, when you threaten us, we're arrogant, and it's natural to mock those who threaten us.

In case you didn't notice, Felix Berinkov is in charge of the "department of apathy." This means that, overall, I'm not really being all that serious with my role-play. :p

And yes, I know Nekos were brought up earlier. He's just taunting you. ;)

OOC:

I thought as much...I'll just have to send in some black ops troops and bring his head back to Burlington (my capital city) in a basket...or just mail him an incredibly stinky dead fish in a large brown bag.

Regarding RPing seriousness, I am attempting to be mostly to completely serious, in case it wasn't obvious.

IC:

Mr. Berinkov,

I will not submit to such peety, childish baiting techniques. I must insist that if you wish to communicate with me, I must ask that you at least try to be mature.

Regardless how we interact, threats will not sway my country and my people in any way. I wish you well in obtaining sobriety, Mr. Berinkov.

Rodney Latham, Secretary of State, Republic of New Leota.

OOC: To yiff is the furry way of saying to have sex.

OOC: Sorry, didn't appear at first, thats why it was a double post. Checked half a hour later, still didn't see. Just saw it was posted now.

Shoopistan: Don't re-post when your posts don't appear immediately. The problem will go away when you have made enough posts. Read this (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12133477#post12133477).

Newcomers generally: International Incidents is a roleplaying forum. This is a roleplay. Don't post in it unless you're speaking as a citizen of your nation. If you, as an individual player, want to comment on the idea of persecuting a particular group, the place for that is the General forum.

This is the second "rp" I've seen today that directly flamebaits furries.

It will be the last, or there will be bannings.