Sausagefestopia
28-07-2007, 03:57
It was a cold day in Sausagefestopia, the Sausages shrivelled in the cold weather. President Jimmy Dean stood over a podium, looking at his Sausage Fest of a nation. Sausages were everywhere, it was truly a sight. Anyone from another nation would be shocked to see so many sausages in broad day light, but not the citizens of Sausagefestopia. They were used to it.
"Sausages!" Jimmy Dean cried. "Tonight, we enter a new stage! A stage of internationalism! One that we destroy all who oppose us! Especially the Zukariaans! The pagan scum who eat Sausages every day, not only do they eat them but they also suck them of their succulent juices! We will unsheathe our swords of pork to show them who is boss! While today, my tender Sausages, we can not defeat them in battle - we will defeat them with the product that all Zukariaans devour - our own sausages! We must taint all Sausages going into Zukariaa, so they may get E. Coli! Hail Sausagefestopia!"
"Hail Sausagefestopia!"
"Sausages!" Jimmy Dean cried. "Tonight, we enter a new stage! A stage of internationalism! One that we destroy all who oppose us! Especially the Zukariaans! The pagan scum who eat Sausages every day, not only do they eat them but they also suck them of their succulent juices! We will unsheathe our swords of pork to show them who is boss! While today, my tender Sausages, we can not defeat them in battle - we will defeat them with the product that all Zukariaans devour - our own sausages! We must taint all Sausages going into Zukariaa, so they may get E. Coli! Hail Sausagefestopia!"
"Hail Sausagefestopia!"