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SPEAK LOUDLY! With Matt Soyers
Radio 710 XM

HELLO!!!!!!! As you in ViZion all know, I'm Matt Soyers. Today in our global premier, something we've all been waiting for here on SPEAK LOUDLY! For as long as I can seem to remember, we've been the largest talk show on radio in ViZion by far! People far and wide will call in, expressing their feelings LOUDLY here about what I say, what other callers say, or what they're thinking about at that moment!

I'd like to take a moment to welcome those listening to us across the globe! We WANT you to call in, make your feelings known! SPEAK LOUDLY, I say! LOUDLY! It is time you speak your mind! And you can do it - rather in agreement or not - with anything!

Tonight, I'd like to talk about none other than that crazy, backwards nation of British Londinium, and what he is doing to other nations, such as Cazelia and Lord Sumguy. In all honestly, I think someone should be invading their ass, and serve them a whole meal made of their own medicine. Blend their leaders, blend their children, blend their men and women, and feet it to their families. Take them over, crush them, destroy them. They should be nothing but a hole in the earth, not even controlled by them, but by a nation that has the guts to do it! Apparently, our own President here in ViZion, President Kilo, doesn't have the guts, nor do many others. UFAN, they claim they fight for those who suffer at the hands of nations such as British Londinium, but they don't do anything. What is everyone doing, standing by and letting British Londinium have free reign of nations, especially those smaller than him!

Another radio voice spoke, Call in now, SPEAK LOUDLY! Let everyone know what you feel about this! Call in now! 1-800-555-4444 is our number! SPEAK LOUDLY!

MATT Welcome. You're on the air! What's your name and where are you from?

JOE I'm Joe, and I live in Vitalita, ViZion. Now, Matt! You need to shut the hell up! It's people like you that give ViZion a bad name, and give our younger generations blood-thirsty views of the world, wanting to kill anything that doesn't stand with us! You need to stop preaching this crap!

Joe, let me ask you this. Do you remember when ViZion was invaded and Doomingsland slaughtered a hundreds of millions of innocent ViZionarian civilians, while taking over our land in Italy and Tunisia?

Yes, but...

Dont cut me off! Let me finish. Now, what do you think would have been the outcome of the war if someone actually had the guts to invade Doomingsland, and give him a dose of his own medicine? You know, slaughter his own people? Take over his own land? Would this not have given us a fighting chance, instead of what we got - a disorganized, uninterested group of various nations who did their own thing and did not help one bit?

That's not the point! And I don't agree someone should slump down to their level. No one should kill civilians. And Jarridia was brave, they were all brave, to fight against Doomingsland to try and free our Italian and Tunisian claims.

Brave? I'll give them that. But stupid? Absolutely, they should have had the guts to invade them. And now, here we are, standing by while seeing a very similar situation unfold, this time with much less press. And I am here to bring that needed press out, and to say what needs to be said - someone must do something.

Matt, you don't get it, do you? That's just wrong!

How so, Joe??

Because, well...........

Yes?

I see where you're coming from, Matt. *click*

MattUp next we have Tony calling form the Confederacy of the Far Echo Islands.

TonyThanks Matt, while I am not completely up to date on the incidents between the Londiniums and their enemies, I just would like to comment that you have made a mistake in politics and alliances.

British Londiniums can invade who ever the hell they want, and if no one comes to the invaded nations aid, than, welcome to war, the good guys don't always win. As goes our national motto: 'War does not determine who is right, but who is left.'

I am in no way supporting the Londiniums nor their enemies, I'm just saying that if no one will help them, well another less said motto exist in the CEFI: 'stuff happens.' This is especially true when you complain about problems which your leadership is too incompetent to deal with.

Good luck.

(ooc: Oh, one last question: Do you respect Howard Stern's penis?)

MattUp next we have Tony calling form the Confederacy of the Far Echo Islands.

TonyThanks Matt, while I am not completely up to date on the incidents between the Londiniums and their enemies, I just would like to comment that you have made a mistake in politics and alliances.

British Londiniums can invade who ever the hell they want, and if no one comes to the invaded nations aid, than, welcome to war, the good guys don't always win. As goes our national motto: 'War does not determine who is right, but who is left.'

I am in no way supporting the Londiniums nor their enemies, I'm just saying that if no one will help them, well another less said motto exist in the CEFI: 'stuff happens.' This is especially true when you complain about problems which your leadership is too incompetent to deal with.

Good luck.

(ooc: Oh, one last question: Do you respect Howard Stern's penis?)
So, Tony, you have absolutely no problem with letting British Londinium do whatever the hell they please, including committing genocide. You say, 'let it be'? Explain yourself there.

OOC: wtf kinda question is that? This is a RP... keep in mind OOC and IC should NEVER be mixed... and no, I don't.

Tony Sometimes a situation come up that needs to be adressed, but nobody has the, as you said it, 'guts' to. This is the problem. I doubt my goverment would endanger it's people with a war that does not directly effect them. I doubt many other goverments would take that risk either. It is good to raise awareness about these things, but until somebody takes action, things stay the same.

I hate the fact that British Londinium is conducting genocide, I doubt the war is justified, it all sounds terrible, but good luck finding a person with guts and a nation strong enough to have a chance at stopping it.

(occ: my question was from those prank calls they do to C-span, search 'C-span prank calls on You Tube and you'll see where I got that from.)

Tony Sometimes a situation come up that needs to be adressed, but nobody has the, as you said it, 'guts' to. This is the problem. I doubt my goverment would endanger it's people with a war that does not directly effect them. I doubt many other goverments would take that risk either. It is good to raise awareness about these things, but until somebody takes action, things stay the same.

I hate the fact that British Londinium is conducting genocide, I doubt the war is justified, it all sounds terrible, but good luck finding a person with guts and a nation strong enough to have a chance at stopping it.

(occ: my question was from those prank calls they do to C-span, search 'C-span prank calls on You Tube and you'll see where I got that from.)
Tony, I am glad that we see eye to eye on this. British Londinium should not be doing this, and no nation seems to have the guts to stop it. It's frustrating. Someone needs to do something. Right now, he thinks he can walk all over anyone, and get away with anything. It needs to stop now!

OOC: Alright, k, I thought that was a serious question... :)

Martin: (When there's space to broadcast it)

Hello Matt, I've been listening into your radio station. The reason is because I'm sitting out here on my ass in an airfield waiting for a plane to come back to refuel and I think what your saying is total bullshit, if you excuse my Clandonian. The nations you mention are pitiful and tiny, especially British Londinium. Their violation of rights is nothing compared to the master of all tyranny, Damien Dreadfire and his disgusting nation. And if you didn't know, my country - Questers, you might know it - is currently at war with Automagfreek and their puppets in NATO and Gholgoth. Whatever you say about British Londinium or Doomingsland or whatever: so what? you're pretty fuckin' brave sittin' up there in your radio station, preaching war for liberty and human rights when our nation is out there fighting Automagfreek and all their pathetic allies. I'd like to see you grow some balls and preach war against real nations, not these pathetic upstarts.

Chris:

Hello Matt, don't you think its ironic that Jarridia launched the last war against Doomingsland in its rightfully sovereign occupied lands of Doomani Italia. During this war the Westwood Alliance attacked Clandonian shipping, until then a neutral party and forced my country into the war which cost sixteen of my countrymens lives. The Jarridians were pussies during that war, they failed and you were lucky that we didn't go and invade the rest of ViZon.

When you fight against Doomingsland you support the tyrannical regimes of Gholgoth and NATO led by Automagfreek. A nation that is millions of times worse than British Londinium and has killed hundreds of millions of innocent people in its imperialist campaigns around the world.

Robert: Hey Matt, I'm an AL resistance fighter in the colony of Sumatripte, and a veteran of the first wr of Sumguaian Independance. What do you think of the current situation here in Sumatripte? *muffled background chatter* Sorry, the Londinian troops are heading for our position, gotta go. *click*

Craig:

Hey, Matt. My name's Craig, and I'm a sailor in the Kahanistan Republic Navy in South Freetown, a petty officer second class to be precise, serving aboard the RKS Alexander the Great. It's an Emmanuel Goldstein-class heavy battleship named after Field Marshal Alexander Kazansky, the first President of the United States of Allanea. But on topic. Now, I agree that British Londinium should be liberated, but with all these Commonwealth people and Doomie-lovers calling in, I thought I'd give them a piece of my mind.

First, to the idiot from Questers. Damien Dreadfire is a disgusting brute and a savage, and I'd like to see him brought up on trial for war crimes, but at least he opposes slavery and allows his people a fair amount of personal autonomy, which is more than I can say for Doomingsland. I resent my country being called a Freekish puppet, my own government back when V.P. Delray was the M.F.A., we messed up relations with Pacitalia when she made that charge against them. We were neutral in this war until we were attacked.

Next, to the Clandonian asshole. What the fuck is "Doomani Italia?" There's nothing Doomani about it, and to refer to northern ViZion as "sovereign Doomani territory" means that you believe that might makes right, that you consider military force a legitimate means of territorial expansion, that you are an IMPERIALIST. I spent four months in naval basic and six months in naval gunnery training to kill imperialists like you, and to think we went to war with Whyatica and Doomingsland over your worthless ass. We need to talk in person someday, we've got business.

I might add that you're effectively saying that Whyatica has a right to rule your people in Old Clandonia, which they call Imperial Clandon. Given that my nation lost an operative team to try to help your people there, I find that statement highly offensive, as well as any implication that the Doomani have the right to rule my comrades in the Negev, or to commit war crimes against the civilians there. I must thank you, however, for showing the world through your statements on SPEAK LOUDLY! the true nature of the Questarian Commonwealth's mentality, for those who haven't had the misfortune of having our countries invaded with ZERO provocation simply for being in a strategic location.

Martin: (When there's space to broadcast it)

Hello Matt, I've been listening into your radio station. The reason is because I'm sitting out here on my ass in an airfield waiting for a plane to come back to refuel and I think what your saying is total bullshit, if you excuse my Clandonian. The nations you mention are pitiful and tiny, especially British Londinium. Their violation of rights is nothing compared to the master of all tyranny, Damien Dreadfire and his disgusting nation. And if you didn't know, my country - Questers, you might know it - is currently at war with Automagfreek and their puppets in NATO and Gholgoth. Whatever you say about British Londinium or Doomingsland or whatever: so what? you're pretty fuckin' brave sittin' up there in your radio station, preaching war for liberty and human rights when our nation is out there fighting Automagfreek and all their pathetic allies. I'd like to see you grow some balls and preach war against real nations, not these pathetic upstarts.
So, Doomingsland is an upstart? British Londinium is not worth noting his human rights, just because he is not the largest nation on earth? Where is your head at? Simply because he's not as large as you, or as known as Automagfreek, means nothing. Clearly, you need to listen to yourself.

Chris:

Hello Matt, don't you think its ironic that Jarridia launched the last war against Doomingsland in its rightfully sovereign occupied lands of Doomani Italia. During this war the Westwood Alliance attacked Clandonian shipping, until then a neutral party and forced my country into the war which cost sixteen of my countrymens lives. The Jarridians were pussies during that war, they failed and you were lucky that we didn't go and invade the rest of ViZon.

When you fight against Doomingsland you support the tyrannical regimes of Gholgoth and NATO led by Automagfreek. A nation that is millions of times worse than British Londinium and has killed hundreds of millions of innocent people in its imperialist campaigns around the world.
Doomingsland's rightful and sovereign occupied lands of Doomani Italia? HA! Someone's been listening to to much Doomani propoganda. Clearly, that is a lie - land forcefully taken from ViZion, in which allied forces - including Jarridia - attempted to help get back to its rightful owner, the nation of ViZion. Jarridia started no war, Doomingsland - along with others - started the war, leading an imperialistic and illegal invasion into ViZion Italia. Look at history. You're clearly living in an false world.

Robert: Hey Matt, I'm an AL resistance fighter in the colony of Sumatripte, and a veteran of the first wr of Sumguaian Independance. What do you think of the current situation here in Sumatripte? *muffled background chatter* Sorry, the Londinian troops are heading for our position, gotta go. *click*
While Robert is no longer on the line, and he likely isn't listening in, I would like to say that British Londinium must be taken down for their actions in, among other nations, Lord Sumguy.

Craig:

Hey, Matt. My name's Craig, and I'm a sailor in the Kahanistan Republic Navy in South Freetown, a petty officer second class to be precise, serving aboard the RKS Alexander the Great. It's an Emmanuel Goldstein-class heavy battleship named after Field Marshal Alexander Kazansky, the first President of the United States of Allanea. But on topic. Now, I agree that British Londinium should be liberated, but with all these Commonwealth people and Doomie-lovers calling in, I thought I'd give them a piece of my mind.

First, to the idiot from Questers. Damien Dreadfire is a disgusting brute and a savage, and I'd like to see him brought up on trial for war crimes, but at least he opposes slavery and allows his people a fair amount of personal autonomy, which is more than I can say for Doomingsland. I resent my country being called a Freekish puppet, my own government back when V.P. Delray was the M.F.A., we messed up relations with Pacitalia when she made that charge against them. We were neutral in this war until we were attacked.

Next, to the Clandonian asshole. What the fuck is "Doomani Italia?" There's nothing Doomani about it, and to refer to northern ViZion as "sovereign Doomani territory" means that you believe that might makes right, that you consider military force a legitimate means of territorial expansion, that you are an IMPERIALIST. I spent four months in naval basic and six months in naval gunnery training to kill imperialists like you, and to think we went to war with Whyatica and Doomingsland over your worthless ass. We need to talk in person someday, we've got business.

I might add that you're effectively saying that Whyatica has a right to rule your people in Old Clandonia, which they call Imperial Clandon. Given that my nation lost an operative team to try to help your people there, I find that statement highly offensive, as well as any implication that the Doomani have the right to rule my comrades in the Negev, or to commit war crimes against the civilians there. I must thank you, however, for showing the world through your statements on SPEAK LOUDLY! the true nature of the Questarian Commonwealth's mentality, for those who haven't had the misfortune of having our countries invaded with ZERO provocation simply for being in a strategic location.
Hello Craig, it's good to have you on. I would like to thank you for your input. We seem to see eye to eye on this, and I am glad you are willing to SPEAK LOUDLY on your feelings! Clearly, the Questerian and Clandonian callers need to look at the facts, instead of believing the propoganda they believe.

Xavier:

Hey Matt. We've been listening to your show up here at Churchill River Aerospace Base in the North-East Territory*. Now I gotta say, Haven would be better without these damn Kahanistani. I mean, listen to them. Nothing but a bunch of xeno**-lovers railing against our Whyatican and Doomani comrades. All talk that bunch.

Anyway I look forward to when the war here ends, then nothing will be able to stop us in central and western Haven from rising to fill the power vacuums of the world. We have some of the most advanced weapons technology in the known world. Hell, Izistan itself along with Whyatican and ZMI lead in space related fields. Ask the Kahanistani satellite system, the Whyaticans pounded the hell out of it during Silva***! Anyway thats what I've got to say. And: HAVEN PREVAILS BITCHES! WOOOO!

*Northern Izistani havenic colony. Near the arctic.
**Impolite term for non-havenics.
***If I remember correctly anyway.

Xavier:

Hey Matt. We've been listening to your show up here at Churchill River Aerospace Base in the North-East Territory*. Now I gotta say, Haven would be better without these damn Kahanistani. I mean, listen to them. Nothing but a bunch of xeno**-lovers railing against our Whyatican and Doomani comrades. All talk that bunch.

Anyway I look forward to when the war here ends, then nothing will be able to stop us in central and western Haven from rising to fill the power vacuums of the world. We have some of the most advanced weapons technology in the known world. Hell, Izistan itself along with Whyatican and ZMI lead in space related fields. Ask the Kahanistani satellite system, the Whyaticans pounded the hell out of it during Silva***! Anyway thats what I've got to say. And: HAVEN PREVAILS BITCHES! WOOOO!

*Northern Izistani havenic colony. Near the arctic.
**Impolite term for non-havenics.
***If I remember correctly anyway.
Xavier, I'm sorry that you feel that way. It's clear that there are many, however, who have called in that voice a very similar opinion. While it's good that you guys say what you feel, I cannot stop myself from telling you how I feel... that your view is certainly twisted, dangerous, and cloudy. You, too, are filled with God knows what in that mind of yours, twisted as it is. I feel bad for you.

Tom:
Yo listen up, this here be Tom Stromer, just an average soldier of the 21st Airbrone in good old TLA, and I just got to say you're preaching to the Choir, to Craig of Kahanistan, you speak the truth, remind me that I owe you a beverage of your choice if we ever meet, and make sure you save a little for me when you run into that Clandonia wuss, to that Clandonia asshole, SIXTEEN? Damn too bad we didn't get more, well there's always next time! Whiny crybabies weren't fooling anyone! Cry more Chris. To the Questers guy, I could care less about your petty bitching about the 'freeks, sure they're bad, no one claims that they're a bunch of angels but compared to some of the monsters of the world they're way down on the list.

Quite frankly all of us around here have been all wanting to have a go at British Londinium for awhile, those bastards just better be glad our leaders have decided to let them live slightly longer. But if that order goes out it's burn and pillage time! Well this is Tom of TLA and keep the shouting, love the show!

Tom:
Yo listen up, this here be Tom Stromer, just an average soldier of the 21st Airbrone in good old TLA, and I just got to say you're preaching to the Choir, to Craig of Kahanistan, you speak the truth, remind me that I owe you a beverage of your choice if we ever meet, and make sure you save a little for me when you run into that Clandonia wuss, to that Clandonia asshole, SIXTEEN? Damn too bad we didn't get more, well there's always next time! Whiny crybabies weren't fooling anyone! Cry more Chris. To the Questers guy, I could care less about your petty bitching about the 'freeks, sure they're bad, no one claims that they're a bunch of angels but compared to some of the monsters of the world they're way down on the list.

Quite frankly all of us around here have been all wanting to have a go at British Londinium for awhile, those bastards just better be glad our leaders have decided to let them live slightly longer. But if that order goes out it's burn and pillage time! Well this is Tom of TLA and keep the shouting, love the show!
Thank you Tom for callin in! I couldn't agree with you more about the callers from Clandonia and Questers. They clearly need to learn a bit more. Keep those calls comin in, everyone! Tell us what you think of other callers comments, or about my original statement!

Michael:

This is Jr. Sargent Michael Flint of the Prestonian Army, and I'd like to put my two cents in. British Londinium is a pig of a nation, there actions in Cazelia have proven that. I was IN Cazelia rebuilding for about a month, you should have seen the destruction. Three hundred years to build a nation from scratch and two weeks to level everything Cazelian. If it was up to me that imperialist asshat known as Consul Davidson would be tried for crimes against humanity. Londinium is a fucking disgrace, and I personally can't wait until the invasion happens, because everyone and their mothers knows an invasion of British Londinium WILL happen. Right now I'm sitting in Mhoudia in a UFAN op, I don't know why I'm here but I am. To Craig, I agree with you 100%, stay informed sailor, the world needs more people like you.

OOC: The statements of soldiers who are possibly drunk and almost certainly bored off their asses are not endorsed by the Prestonian Government

John:

This is Col.John Arnold from the Calizorinstanian Armed Forces, and I'd have to agree that British Londinium will get what's coming to them, I feel like Consul Davidson, and Lord Voldemort from the Harry Potter novels have one and the same intention: To bring about the fall of the world, and to rule it."

"That is just one of my opinions, the other is, I am a big fan of ViZon in general, I went to school there, and I wonder Matt, who's the biggest threat to ViZon at this moment?"

Bill:

I gotta bit of a disagreement with ya, but at least we agree on one thing. British Londinium HAD to be stopped! But you have to admit the caller from Questers, Martin, I believe, had a point. There are bigger fish to fry in this world than British Londinium. And while Doomingsland is bad, I say that we still have to applaud Questers for their actions against the head of all evil, the Freeks themselves! While they may not have the most evil actions, their giant armies defend evil around the world. The world needs a day when that evil vanishes, and removing them will clear the path to that day! Perhaps in the giant war, both Doomingsland and Automagfreek will be destroyed, taking out two of the main evil forces! I just hope that after their war, they have sense enough to leave Doomingsland so that justice can be dealt to them too!

OOC: The call of a citizen does not neccessarily reflect the views and stance of the Kampferian government on any issue.

:D

An extremely high and soft voice came out of the phone. In a way, it was a voice grating to some and pretty and cute to another. It seemed somewhat unsure of itself...

Sibeoci:

Um...am...I...on? Oh, sorry, I wasn't sure about it. What? Um....ok. I guess I'm on, I really didn't expect to be put on air...sorry. I feel just grateful to Oneesama for getting me a radio, I feel so special now. She says there are less than a hundred radios in the entire country... sorry, I was just rambling on some more, I shouldn't waste your time with that. We...don't really get much news around here...it's really a shame. I'm sorry, but I personally don't know much about this conflict...I tried to ask Oneesama if we could get a news feed but she flatly told me it was impossible. It's really impossible to argue against Oneesama, so I never try. Plus, she already gives me so much, it would be somewhat ungrateful...ah, sorry for rambling even more. Oneesama says I shouldn't make decisions or judgements if I don't know the facts. I don't really know anything about this so I can't take a side, I'm sorry.

John:

This is Col.John Arnold from the Calizorinstanian Armed Forces, and I'd have to agree that British Londinium will get what's coming to them, I feel like Consul Davidson, and Lord Voldemort from the Harry Potter novels have one and the same intention: To bring about the fall of the world, and to rule it."

"That is just one of my opinions, the other is, I am a big fan of ViZon in general, I went to school there, and I wonder Matt, who's the biggest threat to ViZon at this moment?"

OOC: i think your nation has an unhealthy obsession with Harry Potter :p

Jennifer:

I'd Just like to say, that what The Kraven Armed Forces are doing in the City of Yeltsmin is a very brave and noble thing, my thoughts are with them in this difficult time.... I'd also like to say that I think the Kraven's Doctrine of Absolute Unification is a wonderful idea....

Good day to you Sir,

I am The Honourable Major Henry Dartington-Fraser, DSO, telephoning from IFC King Henry in "Praetonian ViZion", as you would call it, or the Duchy of Stanardshire as it is known to me. In general I am loathe to indulge in the activities of the lower orders such as engaging in these awful little "telephone-in" radio broadcasts and add to their lifeblood of money that allows them to propagate across what was formerly civilised and decent society, but I felt unable to overcome my rage at your shoddy and biased political commentary whilst searching for the Commonwealth Colonial Service (which, might I add, is a tremendously good station run by a group of tremendously decent chaps) on my radio.

You appear to be making the outrageous suggestion that Stanardshire and Italia Doomani ("ViZion" as you would no doubt insist on refering to it) possessed sovereignty! What rot! In fact, the mess of a country that was could not even claim to possess a government. Now, I know that the Doomani occupation has been far from civilised, and I might add that I received my Distinguished Service Order fighting them in the Battle of ViZion City as a 1st Lieutenant, during which I was wounded (I daresay that you cannot claim to have been so decorated as I for the defence of your own country!), but it was quite clear at the time that ViZion was not a country whose interests would be best served by self-sovereignty.

No Sir, I must protest to this suggestion. During the carnage of that battle several thousand of my compariots were killed in attempting to defend your alleged government, and they succeeded in rescuing a number of them and transporting them to the safety of Praetonia. In that time, did the ViZion army raise a finger in support? No, it had thrown in its lot with a would-be fascist dictator, and was just as much a threat to the ViZionian people as the Doomingslandis, and would have been far more damaging than the peaceful and prosperous Praetonian-ruled state has been. Now then, armies are often the first enemies of liberty, so perhaps this can be excused as the result of the avarice of an unrepresentative group of individuals. But did the common multitude of ViZion City rise up to defend its freedom, as the multitudes of Kinston would undoubtably have done, and have done in the past, even without the presence of a trained and equipped foreign army to help? No, they scurried about, cowardly, in their homes, waiting for the guns of better men to fall silent and emerge into a world of others' making.

Sir, your country is not worthy of sovereignty. When it had it, it abused it, and used its protection from the common decency with which the Free World is governed to harbour dictators of terrifying cruelty and democratic governments of equally terrifying incompetence (surely others must recall the battleship incident?); when it was about to be taken away, your country made no serious attempt to secure it, not even one that failed; and now that it has gone, the remnants of your country complain that it is the fault of others, and demand that they sacrifice vast swathes of their youth in futile attempts to regain it. No, I say, you have had your chance and you have lost it. ViZion has proved better-off under Praetonian rule than it ever was under its own rule, and the beneficiaries of this are the individuals who live there now, free from the threat of tyranny and the terror of mass-murder. This is more than ViZionian "sovereignty" was ever able to provide.

Now, Sir, I am sure that you will take grave offence at my words, and no doubt lash out in your vulgar and unsophisticated manner, as is all one has come to expect, sadly not only from your people, but from the vast majority of the world, including an increasing proportion of my own, but I bid you stay silent for just a few moments more, for the weakness with which your country is currently infected need not necessarily be present, and could easily be removed. Let us turn our attention to history.

There was once a time when your country was a great power that straddled the earth, whilst mine was but a timid and weak country with vicious and crippling internal division. Today, it is your country that is weak and timid, scrabbling about in search of any man fool enough to help you regain your former territories, while it is my country that rules a great Commonwealth of Many Peoples, including the major part of what was once your country's heartland. There is a reason for this, and if ViZion ever wishes to restore itself to its former station in the world it must learn from the mistakes of its past.

It is all very well to preach of human rights and liberty, but if, as the fine Questerian gentleman pointed out, you are not willing to defend it, even when it is threatened by the rise of a terrifying world hegemony lead by the most infamous tyrant known to man, protected by a shield of puppet governments, and equipped with a striking sword consisting of the same, then you are little better than those despots and tyrants you presume to set yourself opposed to. If ViZion wishes to regain its pride, and its place amongst the nations of the world, then perhaps it should declare itself for the Right, and join the side of the Questerian Commonwealth and the Praetonian Royal Georgian League in their battle against the Gholgoth tyrannies and their puppets.

I beg to remain, Sir, your most humble and obedient servant,

Major Henry Dartington-Fraser

*click*

[OOC: Huzzah for insulting toffs with ridiculous names who think making a phone call is just like writing a letter. ;)]

Good morning to you, Matt - this is the first time I've ever really listened to your show, but I have to say you deliver what you promise: a 'loud show'. But, sadly, that's all you've got. A bunch of pompous windbags who are only capable of articulating a rambling rant, but not a well-reasoned position. Loudness, hetære, does not compensate for lack of knowledge, something that you have in spades, apparently. Learn the facts before you start squawking on this pathetic excuse for a radio programme. If you ever took the time to do so, you would realize that the blender in Cazelia was an isolated incident that is not condoned by any branch of government. Our wartime governors are granted extreme leniency in how they govern occupied territories, and I assure you that if Consul Sir Alistair Davidson knew about the incident beforehand, he surely would have put a stop to it.

Oh, but forgive me. That was probably too complex for you to understand. So let me put it terms you do understand: Shut the fuck up and get your stupid ViZionian head out of your goddamn ass.

Rick:

Hey, Matt. I'd just like to say that I've been listening to you're station for quite some time now, and your anti-Questarian Commonwealth propaganda is really starting to piss me off. Zukariaans are out there dying for the same cause as those fine fellows, and you're going to go and say that they're the bad guys because they're fighting the same enemy as Doomingsland? That's utter bullshit. Anyone fighting Dreadfire's stupid ass is fine by me, and if you disagree you should have a pine cone pushed up your asshole and twisted around. Our nations fight for freedom, Dreadfire and his slaves just want land and.. uh.. slaves! Anyways, the point is that your radio show is such biased crap that I'm sure you wont be having me as a listener again anytime soon. And another thing: Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!

William:

Hey Matt, out in Jaredcohenia we get this show. Yeah, I put it on the other day...listened for a few minutes...and then turned it off, it was utter crap.

Anyways, I wanna talk to you guys about Allaneans. Now Allaneans are crazy people, you gotta know that. Like every week they have parades of people dressed up in animal costumes and people fellating dogs, it's just sick stuff Matt. You ever see that Questarian propaganda film? It's true, I was stationed in Allanea for a few weeks and everything detailed in that film is so loving true, it's frightening. My son Nicky asked me "Daddy, why are those people sick fucks?" I had no idea what to tell him other then "you'll understand when you're older." It's quite garbage and should call for the nuking of Allanea in general. Another disgusting thing about Allanea is their rampant homosexuality. I mean, that shit is just nasty. During these daily parades you see the guys packing fudge into each other, I mean that's just indecent.

I was on the phone with my mother once when this occured, I had no idea what to do. I told her what was going on, and my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!" I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror! If anything, I could say that this cab was rare but I thought 'now forget it', "Yo homes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there: to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air!

Michael:
To be honest I really don't give a damn about the QC vs. AMF thing, I don't really know enough to make a judgment there. What I do know though is that neither side is pure good and neither side is pure evil, there's a mix on both sides. UFAN recognizes QC so I guess if we went into it I'd support Questers, but those Doomanis are no saints. Oh and to the anonymous Londinian fuck on the line, I'd just like to let you know that in case you haven't figured it out yet, when you put somebody in a blender, that's gonna haunt your country's image for awhile. But I guess you were too concerned with looking at the globe and deciding who to oppress next to realize that.

David:

Hey, Matt. I just wanted to jump in and tell you to shut the hell up. Quite frankly, the Londinians can do whatever they want. You don't have to like it. Get used to it, or leave. And to everyone else who hates British Londinium, you should shut up too. Just because the world doesn't work for you doesn't give you an excuse to do anything. The world is not here for you. Get used to it, because it's NOT changing. Pull your selfish head out of the sand and look around. Chances are, if your head was in sand, you're in a desert. You probably wish you weren't in a desert. Does that somehow change your situation? Maybe, if you're in a holodeck. Now deal with the world as it is, rather than trying to bend it to your will. If you want to do that, join the UN. You'll have marginally more success.

John:

This is Col.John Arnold from the Calizorinstanian Armed Forces, and I'd have to agree that British Londinium will get what's coming to them, I feel like Consul Davidson, and Lord Voldemort from the Harry Potter novels have one and the same intention: To bring about the fall of the world, and to rule it."

"That is just one of my opinions, the other is, I am a big fan of ViZon in general, I went to school there, and I wonder Matt, who's the biggest threat to ViZon at this moment?"
Who's the biggest threat to ViZion? I would say ignorant asshats who seem to rule the world these days. *laughter*

Bill:

I gotta bit of a disagreement with ya, but at least we agree on one thing. British Londinium HAD to be stopped! But you have to admit the caller from Questers, Martin, I believe, had a point. There are bigger fish to fry in this world than British Londinium. And while Doomingsland is bad, I say that we still have to applaud Questers for their actions against the head of all evil, the Freeks themselves! While they may not have the most evil actions, their giant armies defend evil around the world. The world needs a day when that evil vanishes, and removing them will clear the path to that day! Perhaps in the giant war, both Doomingsland and Automagfreek will be destroyed, taking out two of the main evil forces! I just hope that after their war, they have sense enough to leave Doomingsland so that justice can be dealt to them too!

OOC: The call of a citizen does not neccessarily reflect the views and stance of the Kampferian government on any issue.

:D
Did I ever say there were not bigger fish to try? Not that I know of, but if I did, slap me. There most certainly ARE larger fish to fry than British Londinium. However, that is not to say British Londinium should not recieve due backlash. His actions are ignored by many, simply because he is not a large nation. I am saying, LOOK! Look at what he is doing! World, take notice, and take ACTION! If it was ViZion, or another large nation, doing those actions, notice and action would be taken.

Good day to you Sir,

I am The Honourable Major Henry Dartington-Fraser, DSO, telephoning from IFC King Henry in "Praetonian ViZion", as you would call it, or the Duchy of Stanardshire as it is known to me. In general I am loathe to indulge in the activities of the lower orders such as engaging in these awful little "telephone-in" radio broadcasts and add to their lifeblood of money that allows them to propagate across what was formerly civilised and decent society, but I felt unable to overcome my rage at your shoddy and biased political commentary whilst searching for the Commonwealth Colonial Service (which, might I add, is a tremendously good station run by a group of tremendously decent chaps) on my radio.

You appear to be making the outrageous suggestion that Stanardshire and Italia Doomani ("ViZion" as you would no doubt insist on refering to it) possessed sovereignty! What rot! In fact, the mess of a country that was could not even claim to possess a government. Now, I know that the Doomani occupation has been far from civilised, and I might add that I received my Distinguished Service Order fighting them in the Battle of ViZion City as a 1st Lieutenant, during which I was wounded (I daresay that you cannot claim to have been so decorated as I for the defence of your own country!), but it was quite clear at the time that ViZion was not a country whose interests would be best served by self-sovereignty.

No Sir, I must protest to this suggestion. During the carnage of that battle several thousand of my compariots were killed in attempting to defend your alleged government, and they succeeded in rescuing a number of them and transporting them to the safety of Praetonia. In that time, did the ViZion army raise a finger in support? No, it had thrown in its lot with a would-be fascist dictator, and was just as much a threat to the ViZionian people as the Doomingslandis, and would have been far more damaging than the peaceful and prosperous Praetonian-ruled state has been. Now then, armies are often the first enemies of liberty, so perhaps this can be excused as the result of the avarice of an unrepresentative group of individuals. But did the common multitude of ViZion City rise up to defend its freedom, as the multitudes of Kinston would undoubtably have done, and have done in the past, even without the presence of a trained and equipped foreign army to help? No, they scurried about, cowardly, in their homes, waiting for the guns of better men to fall silent and emerge into a world of others' making.

Sir, your country is not worthy of sovereignty. When it had it, it abused it, and used its protection from the common decency with which the Free World is governed to harbour dictators of terrifying cruelty and democratic governments of equally terrifying incompetence (surely others must recall the battleship incident?); when it was about to be taken away, your country made no serious attempt to secure it, not even one that failed; and now that it has gone, the remnants of your country complain that it is the fault of others, and demand that they sacrifice vast swathes of their youth in futile attempts to regain it. No, I say, you have had your chance and you have lost it. ViZion has proved better-off under Praetonian rule than it ever was under its own rule, and the beneficiaries of this are the individuals who live there now, free from the threat of tyranny and the terror of mass-murder. This is more than ViZionian "sovereignty" was ever able to provide.

Now, Sir, I am sure that you will take grave offence at my words, and no doubt lash out in your vulgar and unsophisticated manner, as is all one has come to expect, sadly not only from your people, but from the vast majority of the world, including an increasing proportion of my own, but I bid you stay silent for just a few moments more, for the weakness with which your country is currently infected need not necessarily be present, and could easily be removed. Let us turn our attention to history.

There was once a time when your country was a great power that straddled the earth, whilst mine was but a timid and weak country with vicious and crippling internal division. Today, it is your country that is weak and timid, scrabbling about in search of any man fool enough to help you regain your former territories, while it is my country that rules a great Commonwealth of Many Peoples, including the major part of what was once your country's heartland. There is a reason for this, and if ViZion ever wishes to restore itself to its former station in the world it must learn from the mistakes of its past.

It is all very well to preach of human rights and liberty, but if, as the fine Questerian gentleman pointed out, you are not willing to defend it, even when it is threatened by the rise of a terrifying world hegemony lead by the most infamous tyrant known to man, protected by a shield of puppet governments, and equipped with a striking sword consisting of the same, then you are little better than those despots and tyrants you presume to set yourself opposed to. If ViZion wishes to regain its pride, and its place amongst the nations of the world, then perhaps it should declare itself for the Right, and join the side of the Questerian Commonwealth and the Praetonian Royal Georgian League in their battle against the Gholgoth tyrannies and their puppets.

I beg to remain, Sir, your most humble and obedient servant,

Major Henry Dartington-Fraser

*click*

[OOC: Huzzah for insulting toffs with ridiculous names who think making a phone call is just like writing a letter. ;)]
You're damn right I call ViZion Italia ViZion. Why? Simply because it was taken illegally by Doomingsland, as well as yourself. ViZion, you say, is not strong? Is not stable? Is not a power? Have you not looked at the world economy lately? ViZion has the most rapidly growing economy globally, and is poised to become the power, economically.

And should ViZionarians who are unarmed and trying to protect their own children, their own families, in their own homes, leave their children and family, barely or even unarmed to fight a war against fully armed forces, when there are allied forces, fully armed and protected, out in the streets fighting? Fuck, if I was there in ViZion City, like HELL would I leave my children and home! I would be there in my home, trying to make sure my family is protected while the armies in the streets duke it out.

Good morning to you, Matt - this is the first time I've ever really listened to your show, but I have to say you deliver what you promise: a 'loud show'. But, sadly, that's all you've got. A bunch of pompous windbags who are only capable of articulating a rambling rant, but not a well-reasoned position. Loudness, hetære, does not compensate for lack of knowledge, something that you have in spades, apparently. Learn the facts before you start squawking on this pathetic excuse for a radio programme. If you ever took the time to do so, you would realize that the blender in Cazelia was an isolated incident that is not condoned by any branch of government. Our wartime governors are granted extreme leniency in how they govern occupied territories, and I assure you that if Consul Sir Alistair Davidson knew about the incident beforehand, he surely would have put a stop to it.

Oh, but forgive me. That was probably too complex for you to understand. So let me put it terms you do understand: Shut the fuck up and get your stupid ViZionian head out of your goddamn ass.
Hahahaha, it's funny that we give you the ability to call in, like anyone else, and give you the ability to speak out how you feel, and yet, in return, to ask for anyone who disagrees with you to shut up. You silly Londiniums never cease to amaze me. And you, too, need to look at the facts. Rather the Cazelian incident was isolated or not, your government REFUSED to assist in fixing what its own military did to civilians. If Dividson was so kind as to want to stop this, he should have been the FIRST to assist in fixing what his own military did. Instead, he REFUSED to! It is, thus, clear that this is no isolated incident, and that your government isn't so kind as you attempt to claim.

Zukariaa;12905594']Rick:

Hey, Matt. I'd just like to say that I've been listening to you're station for quite some time now, and your anti-Questarian Commonwealth propaganda is really starting to piss me off. Zukariaans are out there dying for the same cause as those fine fellows, and you're going to go and say that they're the bad guys because they're fighting the same enemy as Doomingsland? That's utter bullshit. Anyone fighting Dreadfire's stupid ass is fine by me, and if you disagree you should have a pine cone pushed up your asshole and twisted around. Our nations fight for freedom, Dreadfire and his slaves just want land and.. uh.. slaves! Anyways, the point is that your radio show is such biased crap that I'm sure you wont be having me as a listener again anytime soon. And another thing: Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!
Since when did I ever mention the nation of Zukariaa? Although, if you are so sure of it, is there a reason I should know of that you are so worried I would say such a thing? Obviously, you seem to think there is. And just because Doomingsland fights the 'Freeks does not automatically make him all that perfect. He, too, is among the worst the world over for genocide, imperialism, and the like. He slaughtered hundreds of millions of innocent ViZionarian civilians - including defenseless children - and he's done the same across the globe to other nations. And you say he's fine by you? No wonder you're worried I would speak badly against your country - you seem to care less about any nation that does wrong unless they are Automagfreek and their allies!

William:

Hey Matt, out in Jaredcohenia we get this show. Yeah, I put it on the other day...listened for a few minutes...and then turned it off, it was utter crap.

Anyways, I wanna talk to you guys about Allaneans. Now Allaneans are crazy people, you gotta know that. Like every week they have parades of people dressed up in animal costumes and people fellating dogs, it's just sick stuff Matt. You ever see that Questarian propaganda film? It's true, I was stationed in Allanea for a few weeks and everything detailed in that film is so loving true, it's frightening. My son Nicky asked me "Daddy, why are those people sick fucks?" I had no idea what to tell him other then "you'll understand when you're older." It's quite garbage and should call for the nuking of Allanea in general. Another disgusting thing about Allanea is their rampant homosexuality. I mean, that shit is just nasty. During these daily parades you see the guys packing fudge into each other, I mean that's just indecent.

I was on the phone with my mother once when this occured, I had no idea what to do. I told her what was going on, and my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!" I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror! If anything, I could say that this cab was rare but I thought 'now forget it', "Yo homes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there: to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air!
OOC: LMAO Good show!

David:

Hey, Matt. I just wanted to jump in and tell you to shut the hell up. Quite frankly, the Londinians can do whatever they want. You don't have to like it. Get used to it, or leave. And to everyone else who hates British Londinium, you should shut up too. Just because the world doesn't work for you doesn't give you an excuse to do anything. The world is not here for you. Get used to it, because it's NOT changing. Pull your selfish head out of the sand and look around. Chances are, if your head was in sand, you're in a desert. You probably wish you weren't in a desert. Does that somehow change your situation? Maybe, if you're in a holodeck. Now deal with the world as it is, rather than trying to bend it to your will. If you want to do that, join the UN. You'll have marginally more success.
David, David, David. Telling people to shut up on our show is no good. *click*

Hey Matt, Quentin here from Western Motors, yeah, yeah, we’re out in the sticks- way, way out here. Anyways I somehow found this station on the internet and have listened to it off and on for the last few weeks and now that you’re open to global opinions, I thought I’d throw my two cents in. First off, I have to say, your show was alright before, a few good points, a few stupid ones, it happens to us all… Of course I hardly knew what you were talking about as I’m about as familiar with Vizion and its troubles as I am with my mother-in-law’s pussy, but the general themes are the same. This global shit (excuse my language from here on out)? Come on, in the last hour that I’ve been listening to these pricks from around the world, there hasn’t been a damn thing accomplished aside from half of the previous callers shoving dicks up each other’s asses, while the other half tries to retort with some ridiculous insult. It’s the largest collection of bullshit on the radio.

And dare I say it, it’s a good thing, keep their blathering shit out of the good stuff. I swear to God, if I hear some asshole bash whoever the fuck NATO is and proclaim their piece of Heaven, or Haven, or Heathen, whatever the fuck their shithole is, again, or vice versa, I’m going to snap. What a great web politics and international dickery weave!

Now to my second part. There has GOT to be a more important nations to talk about than are currently being discussed. Has any of them made any mark on history besides murdering civilians or conquering some piece of a shithole swath of dirt? In my limited experience, I don’t believe one of them has stood for anything worth standing for. Oh I’m sorry, I guess I’ve forgotten that the national credos of today consist of one, or more, of the following words: Rape, burn, kill, pillage, humiliate, and the list could go on. Whatever the fuck happened to the good guys? Or maybe they’re dying off, the last of a dying breed. Must be, because I don’t see one son of their’s among those that have so far called.

Okay, I’ve probably taken enough air time, I’d appreciate your opinion on the latter, because, come on! Isn’t there any one nation out there that does the right thing in the interest of everyone else, and not only to whatever warped reality they abide to?! Thanks.

Message forwards to Matt to read out on his show, in return for a 10-million donation to the cause of Vizionarian freedom .

Good day to you, Major Fraser.

You may not know me, but I am Sister Patricia, of the Order of the Sisters of Liberty, First Convent. I ask you – what moral right have you to criticize Automagfreek for it's supposed lack of Freedom?

You ally yourself with Doomingsland. Doomingsland, for the love of God! What, has the smoke cleared already from the ashes of Najaster? What, has Maximus freed his slave population? Has he stopped the executions of gay teenagers and drug users?

Should Doomani come to Allanea, every single Sister of my convent would be brutally murdered. Every Jew, Protestant, homosexual, pagan, atheist, fursuiter, Trekkie, cosplayer, anybody involved with manufacture of drugs such as marijuana, anybody, in short, different from the Doomani, would be killed. Only 1% of our population, at the very best ,would survive this carnage. Of course, that would not happen, because Allanea has a valiant and strong military, our Freemen are universally armed, and Doomani are idiots with limp penises that can only feel strong when abusing unarmed Kahanistani.

But let me digress from the qualities of Doomani soldiers. Let me concentrate on the Questarians. Who the hell gave Questarians the right of comment on issues of liberty? A country where Africans and women are not allowed to vote should just shut the hell up and not talk about liberty. At all. Just... go and kill yourself somewhere, Mr. Questarian commenter. Spare me having to shoot you.

Speaking of it – why is it that Questers, with their ‘Glorious Crusade Against Dreadfire’, have not killed a single Freek yet? Why is it that they invaded Allanea and not Automagfreek? Is it because they seriously think Allanea is an oppressive shithole, or is it just because they have not got the guts to fight AMF and they know it? I repeat again: So far, though over a million Commonwealth soldiers and citizens were killed in the fighting, not a single shell has yet fallen in Freekish territory. So far, the valiant Questarians have not even dared to attack Automagfreek.

But the so-called “Honourable Major” Dartington-Fraser - for all I know, he's a 30-year-old Praetonian skinhead who still lives with his mother – the honorable Dartington-Fraser apparently thinks these are the people that we should take cues from. Apparenlty, Allanea, where all can enjoy Freedom equally, is a 'puppet' of Dreadfire, and Doomingsland, where Dartington-Fraser would have likely been tortured to death while Emperor Maximus records his death for his porn collection, is a bastion of liberty. One would like to wonder whether the honorable Major thinks at all.

But most insultingly of all, the Major thinks that the ViZion people do not deserve Freedom because they failed to preserve it., because their nation is 'weak and timid'. Let me explain it to you, Mr. Dartington-Fraser: Freedom is not a matter of having big enough guns, or big enough battleships, or a small enough sexual organs – or Doomingsland would indeed be the world's freest nation.

Every peaceful man in the world deserves Freedom. Every slave in the deepest dungeons of Doomingsland deserves Freedom, though he may be unable to gain or keep it, though his chains be strong and the dungeon deep. Freedom is the Messenger's gift to humanity. But Mr. Fraser thinks Freedom is a matter of 'might makes right'. Mr. Fraser is worse then an overgrown bully – he has no balls to bully people himself, so he cheers on bigger bullies then himself. Grow a pair, Mr. Fraser.


I would like, in the name of my Sisters and the people of Allanea, wish the ViZion people luck in their struggle. I hope they kill so many Doomani soldiers they are piled higher then Maximus' palace gates, so he gets stuck there and starves to death. That is all.

Thank you for your attention, Major Fraser.

[OOC: "The Honourable" is a title, not a description.]

Good afternoon,

I have been asked to read the following message by the Praetonian High Commission to the Duchy of Stanardshire:

"His Majesty's forces in ViZion established the free Duchy of Stanardshire once it became apparent that ViZion was not a viable country that would be able to resist attack across the border with the Doomingsland-controlled section of former ViZion, which would undoubtably be launched the moment Praetonian forces would have withdrawn. It is important to remember that the citizens of this state are protected by the same laws as Praetonians, and Stanardshire constituencies are beginning to be able to send MPs to Parliament in Kingston.

"It is common to conflate freedom with sovereignty, but this is not a view that His Majesty accepts. The sovereignty of free states is usually good and desireable. The sovereignty of states that are unfree, or incapable of preserving the liberty of the multitude against military caprice, is dangerous and believing such states to possess it is a dangerous barrier against the actions of free states to liberate the oppressed in unfree states. The people of the Duchy of Stanardshire are more free for being subjects of King George IV than they were for being subjects of a sovereign ViZion, and at the same time safer from both foreign attack and internal dictatorial overthrow.

"Furthermore, it seems to be widely believed that His Majesty is allied with Doomingsland. He is not. No treaty agreement of any kind currently exists between His Majesty and the Doomingslandi Caesar. The total extent to which Praetonia has any formal relations whatever with Doomingsland is the lease of two ships for the sole purpose of fighting Automagfreek, a tyranny with similar murderous impulses, but for being at the centre of a vast array of puppet states, far more dangerous, as Doomingsland. No matériel supplied by His Majesty was used in the defence of Najaster from liberating Allanean forces, or in any Doomingslandi military action except for the aforementioned battle against the Automagfreek navy.

"His Majesty bears no ill will towards Allanea, and is saddened and disappointed that a country formerly viewed as a staunch defender of liberty has first supplied and then directly allied with a group of some of the most murderous, aggressive and mercantilist states in the world, with the intention of attacking other free states trying to liberate their oppressed populaces from the grips of their tyrannical and illegitimate governments. His Majesty sincerely hopes that Allanea, being itself a free state still, will be brought round to the Just cause before Questerian forces are compelled to overrun Allanea to permanently remove it as a threat to the greater Free World.

"God save the King."

*click*

[OOC: "The Honourable" is a title, not a description.]

OOC: Yess, but playing with this is so much fun.

Jimmy

Hey, I'm Jimmy, just your average Illiorian citizen in a ****in' warzone! Sure the Questarians and Praetonians and Zukariaans are going on about their wars against tyranny and all their ****ing bull****, but are they sitting in Carpanthium, near where their ally Northford just launched a chemical weapons attack against a democratic nation, and former nation of good standing with all of the nation? **** no, they're sitting at home on their ***es, nice and comfortable, yet they didn't just barely get away from a freakin gas attack or the like. Sure they may ramble on about how horrible the tyrrany of "AMF and its puppet states," but how the **** do they know? have they ever been toany gholgothian or NATO state? The Questarians, sure, through GASN, which is what surprises me. The praetonians? **** no, this is nothing but their usual continued rhetoric against NATO and gholgoth. Now I will not say I'm proud of what my nation's allies have done in their past, but are the Questarians, praetonians and zukariaans really ****ing stupid enough to say that nations like Illior, once allied to Questers, is a puppet of AMF? Well... that tells you their intelligence. 'Scuse my language, but I get heated when my nation is insulted so.


(((OOC note: the lack of formatting comes from the idea that this all just spews out of the guys mouth.)))

David, David, David. Telling people to shut up on our show is no good. *click*

"Matt":

If anything, this just proves that you're too pigheaded to listen to any opposing viewpoint. I condemn you.

OOC: he already hung up on the guy...

OOC: And he can't call back in? Who's to stop me from posting, anyway?

OOC: I did now.

OOC: then i am content. :) i deleted my other posts, don't want to spam up the thread.

OOC: I did now, and as a radio show it sort of makes sense to ask for calls. But I'm wasting my time here.

Afternoon Matt,

I am Captain Natsumi Ishihara, of the 105th Tactical Fighter Squadron, calling from Firehawk Air Force Base on the lovely isle of Cyprus. I flew a couple of sorties back in the civil war a few years ago, and I have to say that it wasn't exactly fun diving around in the furball with the Praetonian air force. I lost my wingman in that fucking mess - a Doomani SAR team pulled his bloated corpse out of the Med four days later, hours after the final peace agreements were signed.

But his death wasn't in vain - we did what we came to do, to throw you and every other slimy Congressional asslicker out of the country.

Spare me the rhetoric about "freedom" and "liberty", everyone knows the truth about what happened in Italia prior to Doomingsland's heroic intervention in support of the lawful President. Villain was elected to office with firm majorities, and the corrupt politicos lost. So what did they do? They started a coup because they weren't happy with the outcome. History invokes a rather interesting parallel to this situation- care for some beer with your putsch, Herr Matthew?

Let's continue this journey down memory lane. Now, my country only got interested after every meddling do-gooder in the world responded to the illegal insurrection against legitimate authority wrapped in the guise of "freedom". But you know what? We really didn't give a shit, unless the unrest spilled over to Tyrandisan allies and business associates. Which it did, I might add; the Med was turned into a goddamn warzone, unsafe for any of our shipping. So we decided to keep an eye on things, and announced intel flights in international airspace to all parties involved in this shitstorm.

And those flights pulled up some rather... well, interesting information. Particularly one sortie, designated Victor India. Remember that? Yeah, the flight that revealed how forces loyal to the Congress were killing civilians en masse in areas they controlled. And the putative defenders of democracy and justice obviously knew this was happening; why else would they cold-bloodedly engage and destroy a neutral observation plane? Your side was murdering civvies because they obviously didn't want to be ruled by unaccountable bureaucrats. They were shot for desiring the one thing all men wish to have, the right to choose their sovereign ruler.

The rest is history, but let me ask you this question, Matt. Who was truly evil in that episode? The unelected Congressionals who ordered the deaths of anyone who opposed them? Or President Villain and the noble defenders of ViZionarian self-determination?