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We have realized we have made a terrible mistake by attacking the much larger nation of tocrowkia. with that in mind we would like to surrender to all anti-FFI nations and discuss terms with them. but we would like the meetings to take place in a neurtral nation and for that nation to please mediate the discussions.

I like your little nation. Especially for the bravery/stupidity you've demonstrated. Feel free to post in the "Nova Pictavia Seeks Green Allies" thread, it should be kicking about somewhere...

Look forward to hearing from you!

Oh and Icly:

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The Commonwealth of Nova Pictavia
Official Communication

Since we have had no involvement in the conflict between the tiny nation of FFI and their enemies, we would happily host peace-talks in Hiigara Palace in Nova Pictavia. it is completely secure, nothing less than an army could scratch it, and quite frankly we'd like to make sure the entire population of FFI don't get stuffed and sold at Toys'R'Us.

~Galan Mckay
First Minister, New Pictish Parliament, Inverness

We demand an unconditional surrender from the Free Furry Islands for their crimes against the Tocrowkian Reich. Anything less is unacceptable.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

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The Commonwealth of Nova Pictavia
Official Communiqué

Come on now, you crazy capitalists, you. Who knows what you are going to do if they accept an unconditional surrender. Let the peace talks begin in Nova Pictavia and you should get everything you want within reason. That is, without treading on the liberty of FFI's citizens.

In the meantime, we offer all FFI citizens temporary asylum in pre-prepared refugee camps in Nova Pictavia where all common necessities and medical aid will be available.

~Galan Mckay
First Minister, New Pictish Parliament, Inverness

Diplomatic Message to all involved parties:


The Covenant Nation of Shenyang is willing to host negotiations. We have no part in this conflict, and arer willing to provide the best facilities available anywhere in the world for your negotiations, even providing mediators if necessary.

You want us to discuss the conditions of an unconditional surrender? That's just crazy enough to work!

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In all seriousness, if our intentions with post-war FFI are so susipocus, His Grace, Stewad Seth Mahone will grace the furry menace with his presence at a negation, despite the fact a criminal attempt was made on his life by these very people.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

New Brittonia was the first to want peace talks in the capital city of Epsom, so we would like the talks there. Otherwise, we applaud the ceacefire.

Oi, I was here first. Now get your furry and imperialistic asses over to Nova Pictavia, Now!

Brieresburg, VDB. THe city would be amped, we've never had talks there!

OOC: Toys 'R' Us, Furry Menace... This is f!%$ing classic! ...Falls of his chair laughing... Please Tocrowkia, for the love of god let him live - This guy has to stay for the good of entertainment!

OOC: I need someone to explain to me why there's so much uproar about this furrism whatever it is. As far as I can find out it's pretty much the same as a cartoon character - say an animal with human attributes. Why are people talking about sexual deviants and the like? and what is a yiffi?

Um, did FFI really attack anyway? I remember them alleging to attack but...

OOC: Yiffy is a term supposedly derived from the sound made by arctic foxes when they're mating. Yiffy art is a style of erotic art involving furries. Anyway, search on wikipedia the term, it should provide some relevant information to the subject.

Well assuming that FFI is a nation full of talking animals, one would also have to assume that they would need to mate if they were to survive. Why so what's the problem Tocrowkia?

So I assume that FFI is a nation of talking animals. Well a nation of talking animals has the right to mate I suppose so what’s the problem Tocrowkia?

Due to in-escapable current events, namely terrorist attacks on our capital. We wish you luck in resolving this dispute.

Ok, since Nova Pictavia was the first to ask we will hold talkes there. sorry, NB. but we would still welcome your diplomats so you can pressure the tocrowkian reich to give us a fair deal in the treaty, please??

Ok, since Nova Pictavia was the first to ask we will hold talkes there. sorry, NB. but we would still welcome your diplomats so you can pressure the tocrowkian reich to give us a fair deal in the treaty, please??

Well, i can try to get them to treat you fairly a'la the geneva convention.

But you do need to read the stickys. . . you really need to.

hmmmmmmm. . . . I think that using the furries ts is illegal

Also, New Brittonia is willing to accept your people as War Refugees.

All else is on your own.

stupidity why would you attack a country stronger than you you are ovously
an idiot and have no real understanding about war tactics

((OOC: So...is this going to be an actual character RP? If so, will someone start the thread already?))

(OOC: hoping this is in character...)

FFI, as foreign ambassador for The Confederacy of the Far Echo Islands I offer your refugees refuge in our grand cities of the arctic, namely our capital New St. Petersburg. But I would also like to offer you some advice for future wars; it is best put in the middle of our seal.



(OOC: no lame seal puns intended, the arctic seal is our national animal)

The Peace talk thread is now open to anyone who has participated in any thread concerning the FFI war or surrender. Just assume all your delegates are already present at the peace talks.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=533452