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An unknown mulleted man recently put an ad in several newspapers around the world:

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/6/5/f/65f4a1ec5a001a02396ac2d1baa8e31a.jpg

OOC: This is not a joke :D.

An unknown mulleted man recently put an ad in several newspapers around the world:

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/6/5/f/65f4a1ec5a001a02396ac2d1baa8e31a.jpg

OOC: This is not a joke :D.

John Arnold saw the strange ad, and responded and said "I am interested in going, I have plenty of weapons to bring for myself, I am known for being an adventure seeker myself."

John Arnold

OOC: Seriously, didn't you just pull this crap in NSG?

OOC: Yeah, Kampf is right I think, I don't know what to make of this one..

OOC: Seriously, I did. I'm not joking. As Kampfers said, I have only done this once before.

If you're interested, contact mullet man.

OOC: Seriously, you didn't. You are joking. As Kampfers said, this is crap.

If you're interested, contact your local pshyc ward. And spare us this crap.

OOC: I'm seriously serious.

OOC: You just stole this from YTMND. Disgraceful.

IC: Me no likee paradoxes.

Hilarious!:)

OOC: You just stole this from YTMND. Disgraceful.

IC: Me no likee paradoxes.

OOC: The YTMND URL didn't tip you off?

America really needs to break down on phsyco pathes who hang out on popular forums.

Urcea people like you should be hanging out in Bates Motel, not Nation States

America really needs to break down on phsyco pathes who hang out on popular forums.

OOC: *cough* *cough*

OOC: Yes I am a phyco path, and you. You are a phyco path who thinks he can go back into the future, who steals ideas from websites, and you have a ugly mullet. what more is there to say. I just know i'll see you on dateline soon murdering your family after reading insults on the computer.

((OOC: Wow. This is funny. I mean, the first post sucks. But the OOC comments are hilarious.))

OOC: Yes I am a phyco path, and you. You are a phyco path who thinks he can go back into the future, who steals ideas from websites, and you have a ugly mullet. what more is there to say. I just know i'll see you on dateline soon murdering your family after reading insults on the computer.

OOC: You call me the one with problems? You're the one flipping out on me.

((OOC: I just got done saving this thread on gmail. Because it is quite honestly the best I've ever seen.))

OOC: People calling someone a psycho on a RP forum? What is the world coming to?

OOC: No, no, no, no, I am not flipping out on you. if i was flipping out on you I would do a FreeAngola or Verx impression. No, i am actually making fun of this crap thread in a very calm tone. And when some one puts stupid crap on the internet *cough this thread cough* it is out in the open and shows people that you want some thing said about it. That's all.

OOC: No, no, no, no, I am not flipping out on you. if i was flipping out on you I would do a FreeAngola or Verx impression. No, i am actually making fun of this crap thread in a very calm tone. And when some one puts stupid crap on the internet *cough this thread cough* it is out in the open and shows people that you want some thing said about it. That's all.

Sir Greston: Guardian of the Immaculate Purity of teh internetz?

This ad seems to run next to it quite a lot. Especially in Greston.

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/8361/chinamen4eknb8.jpg

(OOC:
Seriously, Greston, chill. II used to have a TON of stuff like this and, y'know, it was better for it. I remember the good ol' days of posting topics devoted to alien invasions defeated by the water content of Earth's atmosphere. Count to ten, take a few deep breaths, and RELAX.)

OOC: ... 10, okay thanks DGNT and I called that number but my next door neighbor's house came up on the message box after I left a message.

Perhaps 'twas he that placed the ad then.
Watch out for sudden increases in Chinamen on your block. And for godssake, if you see a zepplin, RUN.

Ooc: Oh No!!! It's Out Side!!

Chinaman snip

(OOC: Have you been watching Jimi Carr again? :P)

Just a comment - there aren't really any new ideas under the sun, mostly if it's any good it's been done somewhere - that doesn't mean that a good idea can't be expanded on, or tangented off or, or reimaged...

So if it's a good RP sceneario / set up why not take a chance on a good RP coming out of it.

Sheesh some of you guys remind me of why I don't play in II alot.

ooc- it looks like he is from the past with that haircut.

OOC: welcome to the internets, 2/3 years ago. ytmndfail

The package arrived at the Northern Baltic Foreign Operations Department. It contained one item: a newspaper containing the ad. It arrived in the NBFO department while the head council was in a high security meeting. Normally, it would've waited until the meeting was finished, except this operation was of the utmost importance. About two dozen agents started preparations on the mission which would, hopefully, lead to the assassination of the time-traveling man. His code name was now "Mullet Man". The first step would be to break into two newspapers that ran the ad and steal everything in the office. From files to computers to paperclips. Everything would be taken. The first operations would take place at 1 in the morning and the next one would take place at 3:33 in the morning. The NBFO Agents carried high-powered stun guns and money in case they needed to bribe or shoot anyone.

"Tradgedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." Mel Brooks

Mel Brooks never saw that mullet...


...and if Grammar Nazi weren't on holiday, he'd tell you it's "tragedy". ;)

An unknown mulleted man recently put an ad in several newspapers around the world:

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/6/5/f/65f4a1ec5a001a02396ac2d1baa8e31a.jpg

OOC: This is not a joke :D.

Big Mikie and Little Joey of the Desalvo Crime, er I mean I mean Hotel and Casino family.
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Little Joey: "HEY, wait a minute. Mikie take look at this putz!"

Big Mikie: "Isn't that the... That's the goofy b@stard with the bad-haircut that hit our sports book for up for 50 long last season."

Little Joey: "So the putz is doing it with time travel eh? Gives me an idea Mikie."

Big Mikie: "What are youse thinkin' Joey?"

Little Joey: "What if he came back to our casino or one of our friends and had a real bad accident after he gives up how he's doing it..."

Big Mikie: "Temporal mechanics gets real complicated, real fast Joey. It all depends on whether time is quantum or linear in nature and how he is moving across the temporal matrix...."

Little Joey: "Shut it Mikie, you're scaring me."

Big Mikie: "Just watch the Sci-Fi channel Boss. They will fill you in on the time travel basics".......

The newspaper raiding went as planned. That is except for the one janitor who attempted to use his mop as a weapon. He was tasered. Twice. Everything the NBFO didn't need was quickly auctioned off on ebay (filing cabinets, desks, etc.,). The records were being looked over and in a few more minutes, they would have the location of this time traveler. Meanwhile, a team prepared to move into Oakview, California. They rented a five bedroom flat and searched the neighborhood for any signs of 'Mullet Man'. They would find and eliminate this man. At any cost.