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Hello! The Free Fury Islands would like to say hello to the international community!,, we are a new nation, populated by yiffy furries who have gathered and formed a nation so they do not have to live in fear our persuecation against their beliefs. we would like to say hello to the larger nations in the world and would like to make some economic pacts and such so we can bring our economy up to speed.

Thank you and we hope we are welcomed.

er...hello anyone???

YIFF IN HELL FURFAG

The Calnodnai Rpiemish Army orders the launch of 50000 F-5 bombers loaded with Napalm to burn your nation to the ground!

Well well well, what the (beep noise) is this?! A nation of furries? Asking to be recognized as a legitimate nation in this fine Earth? As a firm subscriber of the words of godhatesfurries.com, we refuse to recognize your pathetic little nation as anything more than a blemish on the face of humanity! :upyours: :upyours:

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Jimanistan, as a progressive nation, extends it's hand in friendship to the nation in question!

Arch Arsonist Adam Wincenty sat at his desk, reading the morning paper.

"Clandonians die again! Hammer with frowny face kills thousands!"

He shuffled past, not giving a shit about the backwards tribal people of Clandonia.

"Hello!" he read in the "world" section to himself, "The Free.. Fury... Islands"

The cigar he had been chewing on fell from his mouth, and some of the fine tobacco fell over his desk.

"Bloody hell..."

"Sir" came a voice over his intercom. "Director Krzysztof has found a nation of furries..."

"I know, I just read it in The Daily Purge, wha-"

"He's been hospitalized from laughing to hard; he's been sedated... along with half of the cabinent."

"Sir, Klara Mykhaila is here to discuss the situation."

"Right, send her in."

The door opened a second later, and the Director of the State Department walked in, and sat at the other end of Adam's desk.

"Adam, a pleasure as always."

"Likewise, so, what do you make of it?"

"Well, the Daniel Rogers Memorial Hunting Preserve has been closed for some time due to lack of game, maybe we could find a way to start wholesale export of the locals?"

"How do you reckon we do that?"

"We could, extend a hand in friendship, and establish a large embassy with an airfield? The Tocrowkians are, as expected, hostile; perhaps we can work out an export deal with them?"

"Sounds like a plan, just send me the budget and I'll rubber stamp it."

"Right, I'll get on it."

"Fuckin' furries" laughed Adam, turning back to his paper.

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To: Free Furry Islands
From: Mer des Ennuis, State Department
Re: An offer of friendship

Greetings newcomers! We of the Armed Republic would like to extend a hand of friendship in a cold, cold world, and would like to build an embassy in your capital, as well as sign open trade pacts. Please get back to us with any ideas, we would like to move fast before some of the more bipolar nations find out about your existance.

-Klara Mykhaila
Director, State Department
"Fear Ensures Loyalty!"
"All Glory to the Hypnotoad!"

The United Socialist States of New Brittonia would like to start the first step of friendship with you by establishing an embassy in your fine nation.

to all the hostile people:

why are you acting this way?? furs are peacefule, and we are just looking for friendship in the world. we mean no ill will to anyone!!

ooc- because some people really do not like newbs because sometimes (actually most of the time) they are bad at RP

to all the hostile people:

why are you acting this way?? furs are peacefule, and we are just looking for friendship in the world. we mean no ill will to anyone!!

Because furs are freaks! Geeks! nerds! Furryisim, at it's heart, is the sexual exploitation of animals, for Christ's sake. And to expect us, the Tocrowkian Reich, a fine, morally upstanding nation to acknowledge a nation of sexual deviants is simply retarded.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

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From the Office of the President of the Republic

To: The Government of FFI

Greetings, and welcome to the world from the LDRA. We wish you good hopes in this world and offer a friendly hand. We wish to establish diplomatic ties with your nation.

Signed,
Walter Wolfenhowser
President of the Republic and Lord Chancellor of the Commonwealths

We would like to welcome you to our community. Mad Chester prides itself on being furry-friendly, especially in our larger cities' techno-rave circles. Your citizens are always welcome to visit.

And let us know if you need any missile-defense systems.

Yours etc.,
Cyril Komakino
President of Mad Chester

Free Furry Island,

If you think you can keep your political and civil freedoms rated at good or above, you are welcome to join the Free World Alliance
(ooc: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=532426). At which point you'd have the protection of such multi-billion man nations as Googlewoop, and three 1/2 Billion+ nations, and one approx. 150 Million nation.

The Great Protectorate of Free Democratic Governments (FreeDemGov)

Because furs are freaks! Geeks! nerds! Furryisim, at it's heart, is the sexual exploitation of animals, for Christ's sake. And to expect us, the Tocrowkian Reich, a fine, morally upstanding nation to acknowledge a nation of sexual deviants is simply retarded.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

well, screw you!!! we bet you are the type of people that supports god hates fags and kills gay people and doesnt let women vote. torchwika is obviously a hatefull nation and we don't care what you think!!

OOC: Hey, I responded civily... my nation had made furryism a capital crime, but, since all the furries have either been killed or been "re-educated", you wouldn't know about that. We also had an issue with the "furry liberation front..." So yea, an IC response would be nice.

Khartoum, Human Order Headquarters

"Mother of God..."

-Commissar Hector V. Davis upon reading on the creation of a Furryan Nation.

OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE

Dear FFI-

We welcome your nation and ask to have an embassy in yours and one of your's in ours and to establish diplomatic relations.

Signed,

Ryan Getzlaf
Daniel Briere
Chris Drury
Thomas Vanek

Princes of the VDB

On behalf of the Commonwealth of Overbecland, I would like to extend our warmest greetings and hope to establish diplomatic relations with your nation.

We are a quirky, diverse people, socially liberal and pleasantly diverse. You'll find that there's a thriving furry community in our city of Pythonia. Especially popular animal forms there include llamas, parrots, (pantomime) horses, and moose.

Welcome to the fold!

PyThomas Olbracht
Chancellor of the Commonwealth of Overbecland

well, screw you!!! we bet you are the type of people that supports god hates fags and kills gay people and doesnt let women vote. torchwika is obviously a hatefull nation and we don't care what you think!!

ooc- wow

ic-Foreign Minister Sarah Lynch would like to visit Free Furry Islands to discuss trade, military tech, and foreign relations.

Khartoum, Human Order Headquarters

"Mother of God..."

-Commissar Hector V. Davis upon reading on the creation of a Furryan Nation.

"NO!"

Senate Majority Leader Ms. Anastasia Mirski after being informed this nation exists.

OOC: I'm gonna have some fun...


IC:


Official Communication from The Federation of Amazonian Clothing Corporations


Greetings, nation of fur! Representing clothing corporations across the Dominion, the FACC would like to enquire the quality of furs that your nation's inhabitants have so that we may be able to hash out a trade for your people to our markets. We have never before had sentient fur for our people's luxuries, and we of the FACC would expect it to be a nice option. After all, they're only some of your people, and you have a very marketable natural resource. Are you interested in making some money?

-FACC

Because furs are freaks! Geeks! nerds! Furryisim, at it's heart, is the sexual exploitation of animals, for Christ's sake. And to expect us, the Tocrowkian Reich, a fine, morally upstanding nation to acknowledge a nation of sexual deviants is simply retarded.

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

That said, you guys manufacture dildos with LCD screens on them.

That said, you guys manufacture dildos with LCD screens on them.

And until they are designed specifically to sodomize Fido while wearing a fursuit, they'll never be on the same level.