NationStates Jolt Archive

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The Team Advantage Card is a discount card that provides members with a 5% discount in all member storefronts.

We are currently looking for storefronts and members to join the Team.

Members must pay a $25 Million US annual fee, unless you are in Corporate Alliance, in which case the fee is reduced to $24,999,999.99.
When you sign up, you are automatically assigned a Unique Obnoxiously Long Account Identification Number-Type Deal (a UOLAINTD) which you must present to the storefront in your order. (Or, you could just put 'Team Advantage Cardholder' in your sig.)

If you're a storefront owner, you may be asking, "What's in it for me?"

Well, that's simple. You receive $5 million of the annual every time the card is used in your storefront.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? A GLASS OF CHOCOLATE MILK? HERE, HAVE ONE! NOW SIGN UP!

These l33t peoples are members:

VISA Corp


These l33t storefronts are receiving a whole lot of money for doing nothing:



(A service of Corporate Alliance.)

Official Kampferian Statement
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Kampfers denounces this as yet another ploy by the devious imperialists of the Corporate Alliance to gain a higher share in the market. We will not sign up for this, and we encourage other nations to do the same. We also encourage other storefronts not affilliated with te CA to not give in to their schemes.

Fuhrer Richtoff

OOC: Meanwhile, NPE and CA tensions flare.

OOC: You are giving your allies 1 cent off? very generous. "pay for 2.5 billion years and get 1 free!

OOC: At the moment I feel this deployment is early. I think we should retract the offer and refine it further alright?

IC:

Those who denounce the Corporate Alliance must remember our name. Our Alliance is principally an economic alliance meant to foster positive relations between capitalist countries and improve our collective economies.

In order to succeed over the vile communists who right now sit at their World Socialist Conference, plotting our downfall, it is proper that we align ourselves in a strong economic bloc to drive them out.

(OOC: Find a penny pick it up and all day long you'll have.... a penny :| )

OOC: At the moment I feel this deployment is early. I think we should retract the offer and refine it further alright?

OOC: We can talk about it in the CA thread then I'll change this appropriately.

IC:

Applications are being temporarily refused. Have a glass of chocolate milk.