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Poll: Giant Blenders

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How do you feel about giant blenders and other disproportionally large kitchen devices (deep-fryers, ovens, etc) that are used for executions?

Fred Mayers, random Aesonic Citizen sent this reply:

Didn't you get yourself invaded over this once?

OOC: I answered it on an OOC basis for lulz. Since ICly I'd just put I'm against it and rant for hours and hours about how sick and cruel it is...

Bump for lulz.

OOC: you are using blenders for executions...classy.:p

OOC: you are using blenders for executions...classy.:p

That is how he got invaded in the first place. He won that big 'Who is more cruel and senseless' contest we were having.

We support this unique, creative and therefore obviously humane method of dealing with the diarrhea of the human race.

Zukariaa;12878261']Only if you push your leader into it.

Such executions are best saved for pay-per-view.

Only if you push your leader into it.

OOC: I'm quite certain Whyatica posted this.

This is execution????

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!


i thought this was the 'can it blend?' thing?

OOC:

It's only inhumane if you put them in the blender feet first. It is also the most satisfing way so that you can watch their expression.


IC:

We are interested in acquiring some giant blenders. Our giant resorts want to use them to make giant Daiquiris, Margaritas and Pina Coladas. :D

OOC: Treating your convicts as food for others awaiting the same fate or else their grieving families? I'm sorry, but there are things which belong only in ancient times and Shakespeare; the Titus Andronicus/Eric Cartman approach is one of them. IMHO.
IC
Official USSW Statement on the Employment of Giant Blenders or Other Oversized Kitchen Implements as Means of Capital Punishment
What. The. HELL? No seriously, what in God's Name are you doing British Londinium? And these words from an agnostic, no less.

You know our opinion of this from the case of Alexandra Cooper, which saw you justly thrown out of the Global Union of Socialist Nations like attention-grubbing imperialists you are. We are utterly appalled at the methods with which British Londinium sees fit not merely to execute its victims, but to torture and humiliate them and their relatives as part of some truly Orwellian project to instill mindless loyalty in the conquered populations unto an equally mindless leadership.

In sum, as soon as Londinian policy shows signs of brain activity and heartbeat, I might just deign to have a kinder response in mind. But for now, all the vote this poll earns from me as both a leader and citizen is an expression of my utmost contempt for this abhorrent means of capital torture. And, given how basic Ethics is taught to all Wagdian children of all races in school, I'll wager a 'So say we all' on that as well.

Most Sincerely,
Charles D. Lind
Commander-in-Chief, USSW War Office
Party Secretary, Wagdian Revolutionary Party
General Secretary, USSW Revolutionary Command Council

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We must in no uncertain terms agree wholeheartedly with our Wagdian friends. The use of the giant blender in some horrific form of internment proceeding shocks, horrifies, and caused my secretary to vomit in the paper bin (an invoice, coincidentally, is being sent to you for its replacement).

Whilst Barronia's previous support of British Londinium was high, actions such as these are not ones we wish to be associated with. As such, we must consider our place supporting your endeavors and our place in the CID.

Well, one of our radio stations in Clairville was going to procure a giant blender for the Derek & Scuzz morning show to use on non-living objects, but I guess that would be a bad idea at this time, what with the wars going on over such things.