NationStates Jolt Archive

Official S.A rugby tour New Zealand............

The crowds were all psyched up, Police Personelle were streched to their breaking point, a brutal cresendo of angry protestations and abuse filled the brisk wellington afternoon.

The Irony was that this was before the first official Game between the Afrikaan United rugby tour team and the New Zealand Invincibles actually began...


"look at that, They absolutely hate us..." John W Peiterson mentioned to his assistant coach.. "Fok sake we have even filled the qouta for the blerrie K%^^^irs in the Rugby team to appease the New Zealand Government. But it still isnt enough for them is it??????"

Peiterson Switched off the CCTV camera in anger and watched his proud team run out onto the field to an almost empty stadium..( all the crowd were outside) from the luxury of his executive box....

The Final scoreline was Invincibles 50 Afrikaan United 3

The Scoreline to Peiterson and the allready baying Afrikaan supporters was a metaphor for deafeat on the same magnitude as a humiliating military loss to an arch enemy...

South Africa loves her rugby with utmost verhemance and anything below a 7 point margin of loss (when they can justify their loss to certain "variables" of the game like Atrocious conditions e.t.c) to a great team like the Invincibles represents a spit in the eye of every decent Afrikaaner and the degredation of their system and values...

Peiterson picked up his phone after the match...

"You fok up again Peiterson and you will wish you were fokking black, This isnt a joke man"

Peiterson smirked... some bloody pissed Aloholic Japie Boer who somehow got his new mobile number (he changed it frequently for this exact reason) after a hard night on the turps watching the game.. that was it.

The Series hanging in the balance..... It was the 72nd minute in the second test match in Auckland..

The Scoreline was Invincibles 14 Afrikaan united 12, The Afrikaan team needed a drop goal or penalty to equalise and take the game to golden goal.

unfortunatley they were deep in their own 22 6 metres from their own tryline after a vicious Invincibles attack.....


The Afrikaaners won the turn over after desperate rucking and the star kicker was going for a kick into touchv untill an Invincible got the block and ran straight for the unguarded Afrikaan tryline winning the game 21-12....


The Hotel Peiterson and His Players arrived back at exploded in a conucopia of flame, Shattered glass and flying brick minutes after they arrived to the front desk...

Milan Srecko commented to the state-controlled press on the Great Romeo's stance on the affair, "An unbiased investigation will undoubtedly lead to the conclusion that New Zealand protesters were responsible for this horrific slaughter. We would also not be surprised if FOAM were found to be involved."

The Emirate expresses its unconditional disgust that a minor sporting competition had so quickly turned to bloodshed. We offer our condolences to the players, their families, and the nations they represent. We hope that this crisis resolves itself quickly and justly.