NationStates Jolt Archive


Looking For a War [PMT]

Toopoxia
15-07-2007, 05:07
Okay, I'm bored, completely bored, so I'm looking for a war, if that hasn't already been made obvious by the title, now then, assuming anyone actually bothers to sign up I'm looking for someone active (well, gaduh) and I mean actually active, not someone who says they'll be active and then buggers off halfway through, I'm looking for a war not a mildly interesting unfinished conversation, i'd also prefer that you're the same or similar size to my nation, otherwise if you're too small i'd seem like a bully and if you were too large it'd be like me trying to punch someone, it looks cool but it's completely pointless, i'd prefer to fight a proxy war, that way there's no risk of either side being totalled, and if possible against a former GASN nation, no offence it'd just make more sense that way, though I wouldn't be against fighting a CA member or even a complete neutral.

One last thing, I may make this open, cos just having a one on one skirmish increases the chances of the thread ultimately dying, so any takers?
Wanderjar
15-07-2007, 05:08
Okay, I'm bored, completely bored, so I'm looking for a war, if that hasn't already been made obvious by the title, now then, assuming anyone actually bothers to sign up I'm looking for someone active (well, gaduh) and I mean actually active, not someone who says they'll be active and then buggers off halfway through, I'm looking for a war not a mildly interesting unfinished conversation, i'd also prefer that you're the same or similar size to my nation, otherwise if you're too small i'd seem like a bully and if you were too large it'd be like me trying to punch someone, it looks cool but it's completely pointless, i'd prefer to fight a proxy war, that way there's no risk of either side being totalled, and if possible against a former GASN nation, no offence it'd just make more sense that way, though I wouldn't be against fighting a CA member or even a complete neutral.

One last thing, I may make this open, cos just having a one on one skirmish increases the chances of the thread ultimately dying, so any takers?

Gladly.
Wanderjar
15-07-2007, 05:12
Hehe, why not against me eh? I'm the one the CA is predominately against anyhow :D


I'm numero uno on your alls "People I want Dead" list.
Maldorians
15-07-2007, 05:19
Hehe, why not against me eh? I'm the one the CA is predominately against anyhow :D


I'm numero uno on your alls "People I want Dead" list.

I wanna help Toopoxia... D:
Toopoxia
15-07-2007, 05:19
Gladly.

Dude, you're fast, hehe

Totally dude, I was gonna send ye a TG the other day on the possibility of a war, it must be Karma, you're in, as I said I'd prefer the conflict be over another nation rather than risk either of our homelands, I'll hook you a TG with some ideas in a sec.
Wanderjar
15-07-2007, 05:21
Dude, you're fast, hehe

Totally dude, I was gonna send ye a TG the other day on the possibility of a war, it must be Karma, you're in, as I said I'd prefer the conflict be over another nation rather than risk either of our homelands, I'll hook you a TG with some ideas in a sec.

lol, we Prussians are known for punctuality. :D


Anyway, sounds good buddy!
Emporer Pudu
15-07-2007, 05:23
Hehe, why not against me eh? I'm the one the CA is predominately against anyhow :D


I'm numero uno on your alls "People I want Dead" list.

(He's right, I have that list right here...)

Yeah, if you're trying to get more than one other person involved, I'd be glad to throw a few thousand guys in to fight Wanderjar. Not a lot or anything, just enough to ensure there's another person here, and that I am responsible for some grieving families back in wherever-the-hell-Wanderjar's-from.

I am just beginning to use a sort of modern Janissary-Corps, that is, I just bought a bunch of human scum from Leafanistan (Universal Exports <.<...>.>), and I'm interested in trying out my new warrior-slaves.

Also, I recently saw Wanderjar boast never to have lost a naval battle... I've never tried...
Keliki
15-07-2007, 05:31
):

I am a proxy nation.
Wanderjar
15-07-2007, 05:35
):

I am a proxy nation.


ROFLMAO!


For some reason, that struck me as one of the funniest things I've heard in awhile.
Toopoxia
15-07-2007, 05:36
):

I am a proxy nation.

Haha, well if you're volunteering...

:P

If you want to then I'll promise not to cause too much destruction :P
Maldorians
15-07-2007, 05:41
I wanna help Toopoxia... D:

Ima gonna send guys and crush teh scum!
Keliki
15-07-2007, 05:47
ROFLMAO!


For some reason, that struck me as one of the funniest things I've heard in awhile.

//scratches head

I don't understand, but oh well. My understanding was that Toop was suggesting playing with another player via the other guy's puppet, so it was kind of disappointing.

But. . .er, I gather that's not the case?

If not, then I'm interested. I know NS haets real-world references, but I'm part of the US-friendly bloc in the Caribbean. If that can be warped so that I support one side or another, then that's cool. (:
Toopoxia
15-07-2007, 05:50
Ima gonna send guys and crush teh scum!

Yes Maldy, the men in white coats shall be here soon.
Kampfers
15-07-2007, 05:55
Ima gonna send guys and crush teh scum!

LOL wandy use mal as the proxy nation.
New Croninopolis
15-07-2007, 06:08
OOC: Toops, why would you ask for such a thing? Be weary, for the nations who volunteer might start a real war.
Wanderjar
15-07-2007, 06:13
LOL wandy use mal as the proxy nation.


Can't, he won't fight against Toops.
Toopoxia
15-07-2007, 06:14
OOC: Toops, why would you ask for such a thing? Be weary, for the nations who volunteer might start a real war.

It's still better than being bored off my arse, I've fought an insurgency before I can do the same again.
Kampfers
15-07-2007, 06:17
Can't, he won't fight against Toops.

so? He doesn't have to. The NPE can fight him and toops. *ahem* CA *ahem* lol
New Croninopolis
15-07-2007, 06:19
OOC: Just for reference, this is just an "exhibition" war, right?
Wanderjar
15-07-2007, 06:19
OOC: Just for reference, this is just an "exhibition" war, right?

No, it will be quite real.
New Croninopolis
15-07-2007, 06:23
No, it will be quite real.

OOC: That doesn't make too much sense. I wouldn't want my nation to be steamrolled because I was bored.
Kampfers
15-07-2007, 06:36
TG wandy, tell me what you think.
Emporer Pudu
16-07-2007, 01:04
OOC: That doesn't make too much sense. I wouldn't want my nation to be steamrolled because I was bored.

That is probably why he requested that it take place outside of any one person's home territory...
Kampfers
16-07-2007, 01:09
Did anyone like my idea of having it in Mal's nation besides Wandy and me? It would be cool, because it would probably spread there anyways if he sent troops to help Toops. Plus, it would give us a storyline that would allow Toops to get in easily, but still be cool. The NPE invades Mal for being a part of the CA, and Toops comes to his aid. Other CA nations could help Toops as well, but preferrably not the whole lot...
Emporer Pudu
16-07-2007, 01:19
Did anyone like my idea of having it in Mal's nation besides Wandy and me? It would be cool, because it would probably spread there anyways if he sent troops to help Toops. Plus, it would give us a storyline that would allow Toops to get in easily, but still be cool. The NPE invades Mal for being a part of the CA, and Toops comes to his aid. Other CA nations could help Toops as well, but preferrably not the whole lot...

Heheheh...

Yeah, I'm in favor of tearing up some Maldorian infrastructure, and such.

I'd enter with a small force on behalf of the CA, despite myself not actually belonging to said alliance.

Also, because the force I'd send is neither domestic nor colonial troops, but purchased slaves, their lives matter incredibly little to me, and a defeat can be ignored... (The fleet, however, expects no such defeat...)
Urcea
16-07-2007, 01:20
You can have it inside the Order of America if you so wish.
1010102
16-07-2007, 01:20
well toops there's always me. :p I won't enslave you this time. I promise.
Kampfers
16-07-2007, 01:23
well toops there's always me. :p I won't enslave you this time. I promise.

hey, if we have it in Mal's nation, it would allow him to get involved easy too.
Toopoxia
16-07-2007, 01:24
Okay, here's the plan, using my old colony within Mediteranica (Gallia) there is a socialist uprising supported by Wandy, then I move in.

This'll all take place on Tuesday cos I'm busy tomorrow
Toopoxia
16-07-2007, 01:25
well toops there's always me. :p I won't enslave you this time. I promise.

Man that was a looooong time ago :P
1010102
16-07-2007, 01:34
Yeah atleast a year and a third.
Wanderjar
16-07-2007, 03:54
Man that was a looooong time ago :P

Hehe, not to mention that now 1010102 is an NPE nation :D
Maldorians
16-07-2007, 04:03
Okay, here's the plan, using my old colony within Mediteranica (Gallia) there is a socialist uprising supported by Wandy, then I move in.

This'll all take place on Tuesday cos I'm busy tomorrow

Fine, ignore the Maldorians thing...D:
Kampfers
16-07-2007, 04:06
Fine, ignore the Maldorians thing...D:

See, even he liked it...

Get on MSN! lol
Maldorians
16-07-2007, 04:15
See, even he liked it...

Get on MSN! lol

Me? I can't. I am using the non-MSN laptop.... :O
Kampfers
16-07-2007, 04:18
Me? I can't. I am using the non-MSN laptop.... :O

:eek:

aim?
Maldorians
16-07-2007, 04:20
:eek:

aim?

...Nope.... D: There is like some popup crap and the program has a password... :mad:


Just TG me or something
Kampfers
16-07-2007, 04:23
...Nope.... D: There is like some popup crap and the program has a password... :mad:


Just TG me or something

:eek:

OK...
Urcea
16-07-2007, 04:49
You can have it inside the Order of America if you so wish.

*whistle*.
Shazbotdom
16-07-2007, 04:55
....if OoA gets his ass online.

I want to plan a "Liberation" of Order of America......
Vanek Drury Brieres
16-07-2007, 13:48
How about i do the opening RPing thing? I probably won't fight, but i could say something like-Hello, this is VDB News, bringing you to wherever the fight was. and stuff. Please?