NationStates Jolt Archive

Our hairy companions from Bohblandia, the camonkeyorses, are, apparently, on the verge of extinction. The camonkeyorse has existed for hundreds of years, since the first Spanish settlers arrived long ago. The native tribe, the Ohobians, have believed it to have mysterious powers, and belived it was the first living creature created by their major god, Bohb. Now, the camonkeyorses are disappearing, and we must save them from total annihilation. I have a plan, but all of us in the West Pacific must comply if we are to succeed. One of the main reasons for the disappearance of the camonkeyorses is the destruction of their habitat. The camonkeyorses reside in most of the massive Kahnfich Forest, deep inland of Bohblandia. I have proposed to end all harvestation of wood in this country. To compensate, I must find a nation willing to trade with us. Please, help the camonkeyorses. I need to import some wood.

-Oob Dais Fache

Official Statement from the Denomination of Foreign Diplomacy

"These creatures of yours... Are they tasty?

...Er anyway, we're currently operating a large timber industry in Colony West. We'll happily sell you however much you require."

Great. Just the average amount for a small island nation would suffice.