NationStates Jolt Archive

In response to human tourists and scientists (But mostly tourists.) polluting our territory, and general disaproval of human politics. The Raptor Pack has decided that no human shall ever again be allowed into our desert territory, so that we shall be isolated from the outside world. As of now advanced border defence systems have been activated to prevent human entrance into our country. We will use deadly force to prevent human immigration and tourism. We are warning you humans now to prevent such bloodshed but if a human violates our borders he will hunted down and killed within our nations boundaries. The humans within our territory will be given escort out.

Calizorinstan wishes to inquire what about John Macked?, he's friendly towards the Raptor Pack at least...

What about the humans visting your country right now? Are you letting them leave? And also I believe no one cares enough to tour your....country, if you can call it that, and that any human wishing to live there must rather crazy or some other mental disorder. But we do respect your right as a nation to disallow species you do not like in. Even if it is a backwater country like yours.

Aimless von Strangaild, High Leader of Zackaroth

OOC: Human hating! Super-egos and human-o-phobes agree that it is one of the top ten quickest ways to getting carpetnuked!

If we could have a map of this nation, we would like to stake claims, for our upcoming invasion, we have dibs on the first piece of land in the inevitable invasion of the Raptor Pack..

OOC: Human hating! Super-egos and human-o-phobes agree that it is one of the top ten quickest ways to getting carpetnuked!

OOC or a belt and matching shoes and jacket

If we could have a map of this nation, we would like to stake claims, for our upcoming invasion, we have dibs on the first piece of land in the inevitable invasion of the Raptor Pack..

OOC: Hold on there hombre. If everyone invaded everyone who didn't let people into their country, don't you think North Korea would be..I don't know, glowing?

OOC: Greetings from your distant relatives in space, the Raptors of Siesatia send salutations.

OOC: I can hear Sskss coming at us. c.c

If we could have a map of this nation, we would like to stake claims, for our upcoming invasion, we have dibs on the first piece of land in the inevitable invasion of the Raptor Pack..

We would like to know what Raptor Pack has done? All they have done is bar humans from there lands. I have not seen them commit a genocide. Invade other nations. All I see is a tiny backwater nation experssing its sovergien right. I see no reason to go to water over this matter.

Aimless von Strangaild, High Leader of Zackaroth

OOC: Honestly if your gonna invade him over this then this is just getting ridiclous on how we treat newbs in II

OOC: getting rediculous? It already is!

OOC: Well...more ridiclous

We would like to know what Raptor Pack has done? All they have done is bar humans from there lands. I have not seen them commit a genocide. Invade other nations. All I see is a tiny backwater nation experssing its sovergien right. I see no reason to go to water over this matter.

Aimless von Strangaild, High Leader of Zackaroth

OOC: Honestly if your gonna invade him over this then this is just getting ridiclous on how we treat newbs in II

It was just a harmless joke, that was unintended, we were just joking, it is July Fool's Day in Calizorinstan after all...

OOC: I am not invading him, I was just joking like my IC message...

http://www.raptorattack.com/

The canids and buggers in the Commonalitarianism wish to open tourist hotels in the Raptor Pack, it would be a relief to get away from the humans sometimes, they smell bad, and look like big worms, although they can be funny sometimes. Are you interested?

Rex Smiley, ex-ambassador to the UN

Certain "executives" from Soviet Companies would like to inquire if some Raptor Pack Citizens would be willing to appear in XXX-Rated Movies.

http://usera.imagecave.com/CaptainDeath/VariousShazbotdom/Government-Seal.gif
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE SUPREME EMPEROR
MR GEORGE A. LOAK
The people of the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom don't really like desert area's, so they wouldn't be traveling there anyways. And we don't really care much for your nation, so we currently are suspending any and all travel from anywhere the Shazbotdom Empire (Mainland and Colonies) to the homeland of The Raptor Pack.

As we hated The Raptor Pack before, we still hate them now. We have suspended any activity of any kind relating to The Raptor Pack, including the recognition of it as a sovereign nation.

~Dr. Jules Hodz
Undersecretary of Akimonad

Certain "executives" from Soviet Companies would like to inquire if some Raptor Pack Citizens would be willing to appear in XXX-Rated Movies.

See....that shit's just weird.

The Kingdom of Rodenka refuses to recognise a nation which is apparently made up of (formerly) extinct lizards. Your people shall be hunted as big game.

The canids and buggers in the Commonalitarianism wish to open tourist hotels in the Raptor Pack, it would be a relief to get away from the humans sometimes, they smell bad, and look like big worms, although they can be funny sometimes. Are you interested?

Rex Smiley, ex-ambassador to the UN

They will have to be underground like everything else. In order to protect our environment.

As we hated The Raptor Pack before, we still hate them now. We have suspended any activity of any kind relating to The Raptor Pack, including the recognition of it as a sovereign nation.

~Dr. Jules Hodz
Undersecretary of Akimonad

You can do that if you like. We don't give a shuvia's ass.

The Kingdom of Rodenka refuses to recognise a nation which is apparently made up of (formerly) extinct lizards. Your people shall be hunted as big game.

Your hunters will not set foot in our territory. They will be cut down by our defence systems if they step into our borders. The survivors will be hunted as they would hunt us.

The Kingdom of Rodenka refuses to recognise a nation which is apparently made up of (formerly) extinct lizards. Your people shall be hunted as big game.

We condemn your actions against The Raptor Pack and we may send in soldiers to prevent the hunting of these raptors.

The Kingdom of Rodenka refuses to recognise a nation which is apparently made up of (formerly) extinct lizards. Your people shall be hunted as big game.

We are survivors of the disaster we never went extinct. We were isolated then and we want to be isolated now.

We are not a backwater country. We are technologicly advanced, far more advanced than you. We are trying to have a world benchmark in civil rights. We took a wrong turn and are trying to fix it. We have not commited acts of genecide. Humans will be given escort to the country of Gobi Mongolia. I anounced this to prevent killing and you start threatening to declare war or hunt us! I warn you our military is VERY advanced. You will be defeated in war if you aggress.

We condemn your actions against The Raptor Pack and we may send in soldiers to prevent the hunting of these raptors.

We do not require your assistance. Your troops would only be atacked by our defence systems. Though the offer is very kind.

We condemn your actions against The Raptor Pack and we may send in soldiers to prevent the hunting of these raptors.


While we tend not to agree with the Maldorians, we can make an expection this time and agree that hunting these raptors will end badley for those who wish to hunt them.

While we tend not to agree with the Maldorians, we can make an expection this time and agree that hunting these raptors will end badley for those who wish to hunt them.

OOC: You agreed with me?! w00t! :P


IC: The decision made by The Kingdom of Rodenka is very rash. We suggest that you take a moment to review the aftermath and problems of your "hunting."

Official Communique
United States of Philimbesi
Office of the National Security Advisor

Ahh, the Raptor Pack has decided to annoy a new section of the world. Being driven in tears from the UN wasn't enough for you?

As we have had travel prohibitions to your pitiful excuse for an nation in place since you attacked our International Affairs Secretary on the floor of the UN we don't have to worry about any of our citizens being harassed by your kind's version of diplomacy.

I would strongly suggest you clearly denote what cactus starts your country. That way we know what side of the line to keep our people and what side of the line is your pen.

Nadine McNally
National Security Administrator - USoP

The Kingdom of Rodenka refuses to recognise a nation which is apparently made up of (formerly) extinct lizards. Your people shall be hunted as big game.
We are puzzled on Rodenkan views the inhabitants of The Raptor Pack. Are they formerly extinct reptiles, or are they people? Can't be both.

Well, as for The Raptor Pack, whatever experience you might have had in the United Nations might not be a great justification for hatred of all humans. Please do not over-generalize. There are humans who like raptors, there are humans who are interested in interspecies friendship and communication.

Carlo Tirone dC. L'Anza
Finisterretto Vinca per Alfari Ellena
Deputy Foreign Minister

Are they extinct lizards,

I wouldn't call them lizards... they are particularly touchy about that.

Official Communique
United States of Philimbesi
Office of the National Security Advisor

Ahh, the Raptor Pack has decided to annoy a new section of the world. Being driven in tears from the UN wasn't enough for you?

As we have had travel prohibitions to your pitiful excuse for an nation in place since you attacked our International Affairs Secretary on the floor of the UN we don't have to worry about any of our citizens being harassed by your kind's version of diplomacy.

I would strongly suggest you clearly denote what cactus starts your country. That way we know what side of the line to keep our people and what side of the line is your pen.

Nadine McNally
National Security Administrator - USoP

We, The Imperial Empire of Maldorians, denounce your bigotted claim. What Philimbesi said is extremely predjusticed. This nation better stop its hostilities or we will intervene.

-The Mandalore.

We, The Imperial Empire of Maldorians, denounce your bigotted claim. What Philimbesi said is extremely predjusticed. This nation better stop its hostilities or we will intervene.

-The Mandalore.

Rest assured we have said all there is to say to The Raptor Pack.

Rest assured we have said all there is to say to The Raptor Pack.

Good, because those comments were predjusticed to the nation of The Raptor Pack and we would have had to send troops.

-The Mandalore.

The now exessively armed and solid nation of arab-canada denounces the nation of Raptors. Allah shall not allow them to live as he destroyed them once before and shall do so again.


signed

Markus Al muhommond

The now exessively armed and solid nation of arab-canada denounces the nation of Raptors. Allah shall not allow them to live as he destroyed them once before and shall do so again.


signed

Markus Al muhommond

Stand down, young one, unless you would like to be invaded. Calm down and think of the consequences of attacking The Raptor Pack.

-The Mandalore.

Official Arabcanadian reply:

Do you believe that we would waste our bullets on them... HA! I simply believe our god Allah will smite them as he did so long ago as the abominations they are.

Official Arabcanadian reply:

Do you believe that we would waste our bullets on them... HA! I simply believe our god Allah will smite them as he did so long ago as the abominations they are.

We believe in Allah as well, check our flag is you deny it. That does not mean that you have to be aggressive with this nation. You are a disgrace to all Allah worshippers.

-The Mandalore.

Official Communique
United States of Philimbesi
Office of the National Security Advisor

Ahh, the Raptor Pack has decided to annoy a new section of the world.cNally
National Security Administrator - USoP

We are doing the opposite. We are cutting ourselves off from diplomacy. We want to be left alone. Show some respect for that atleast.

We are puzzled on Rodenkan views the inhabitants of The Raptor Pack. Are they formerly extinct reptiles, or are they people? Can't be both.

Well, as for The Raptor Pack, whatever experience you might have had in the United Nations might not be a great justification for hatred of all humans. Please do not over-generalize. There are humans who like raptors, there are humans who are interested in interspecies friendship and communication.

Carlo Tirone dC. L'Anza
Finisterretto Vinca per Alfari Ellena
Deputy Foreign Minister for Foreign Affairs

We understand. It is just that we wish to live undisturbed. We are the velociraptors. Unlike those that you see in movies, we were and are two feet tall and six feet long. We never went extinct, we survived in the most isolated part of our ancient home. The Gobi Desert. Look it up on the globe human it's there.

We, The Imperial Empire of Maldorians, denounce your bigotted claim. What Philimbesi said is extremely predjusticed. This nation better stop its hostilities or we will intervene.

-The Mandalore.

Please, I continue to say that we do not require your intervention, though it is kind. I am glad a human nation recognises our right to isolate ourselves.

Rest assured we have said all there is to say to The Raptor Pack.

That is good human. I was this close to deploying my claw.

Good, because those comments were predjusticed to the nation of The Raptor Pack and we would have had to send troops.

-The Mandalore.

The now exessively armed and solid nation of arab-canada denounces the nation of Raptors. Allah shall not allow them to live as he destroyed them once before and shall do so again.


signed

Markus Al muhommond

Your god did not destroy us before he shall not destroy us now.

This is not a nation. But a pack of wild animals that should have stayed extinct the first time. Allah made them die once for a reason, it is blasphomy for them to exist even now. For you to support such dsgraces... you are the disgrace.

There are humans who like raptors, there are humans who are interested in interspecies friendship and communication.

Carlo Tirone dC. L'Anza
Finisterretto Vinca per Alfari Ellena
Deputy Foreign Minister for Foreign Affairs


OOC: Quite possibly even procreation.

IC:

It is not very Trailer-ish to take interest in the happenings of nations based on the third planet of the Sol starsystem, but we shall make the exception here. On behalf of our ever-hungry allies the Sskss, who are no doubt evolutionary relatives of these..Raptor Packs..We extend the long arm of military protection to this fledgling xenophobic society of lizards. Any who seek to hunt, harm, tresspass upon, or otherwise molest the Pack will be dealt with. Those who are foolish enough to believe that they are in any way prepared to challenge us..well..you just go ahead and try if it makes you feel better about yourself.

Grand Archangel Themistocles, Warrior-King of the Trailarii
The Met, Trailica Prime.

EDIT: If you make the first move, you have no right nor cause to cry ignore at FFT military technology.

OOC: actually we do. Ft technology is only welcome in mt, pmt, actions if the people who operate mt, pmt. So unless everyone here agrees to let your use you ft tech... you can't

Please everyone stop calling me a lizard. It deeply insults me. I have emotions, and feathers if you didn't notice. (Turning to rep. of Arab Canada) Hold your tongue you fanatic! It is not the first time humans have called us abominations. In the past many religions, including Islam, have tried to exterminate us! Dragons, monsters, abominations, devil spawn, we've been called all these things! We are not animals or demons we are intelegent beings. Who have lived far longer than you. Leave now if all you wish to do is threaten my people!

This is not a nation. But a pack of wild animals that should have stayed extinct the first time. Allah made them die once for a reason, it is blasphomy for them to exist even now. For you to support such dsgraces... you are the disgrace.

One more word and I'm invading you.

-The Mandalore.

OOC: Can I have a map of your nation

OOC: actually we do. Ft technology is only welcome in mt, pmt, actions if the people who operate mt, pmt. So unless everyone here agrees to let your use you ft tech... you can't


OOC: Okie dokie, I'll just use the fact that my defense budget is about 30 times the size of your entire GDP. Lets not forget that I am fully capable of fielding even an MT larger than your entire nation. Don't believe me? I'm an '03 nation.

EDIT: The where FT is welcome argument is as old as NS. It is my esteemed opinion, having been with this game since it's first year, that if an FT nation is not the agressor in a confrontation he/she should be able to deploy measures to defend oneself. By your logic, an MT nation could launch nukes at me, and I would not be able to zap them out of the sky with my tech because that would be "wanking", and I would thus have to take the hit, BS an entire MT military, then, lol, retaliate.

OOC sure Hold on one sec.

OOC: not saying you cant, but to say that no one can ignore your FT tech in a mt, pmt thread is what I was talking about.

OOC: not saying you cant, but to say that no one can ignore your FT tech in a mt, pmt thread is what I was talking about.


OOC:I didn't say no one, I said those who would attack me, or something I'm protecting. Thus agressors who made the first move. You can't possibly expect me not to defend myself. If you arn't involved in the conflict or if I attack you, you can ignore me all you like.

One more word and I'm invading you.

-The Mandalore.

OOC: Can I have a map of your nation

Might I ask why you feel so strongly about my countries security?

Might I ask why you feel so strongly about my countries security?

I hate it when larger nations, pretending to be imperialistic, invade smaller nations. I am going to prevent that from happening.

The buggers love the idea of tunnels, they will gladly start building using giant purple worms to carve out tunnels under the earth. They plan on naming their new tourist attraction Hotel Shoggoth, they would like to build a temple to the Great Egg with your permission. They present a special feast, stuffed clone storm trooper fresh from the cloning vats, guaranteed to come from non-sentient clones.

OOC sure Hold on one sec.

Map please?

OOC:
Raptor dude person. No response to my message?

So the lizards have left the UN and gone out to their message of hatred to the world? We did tell you, that you make more allies with mutual respect, right?

- Cookeslandic UN Mission

sorry I got disconnected cause the mexican workers cut out lines....

but here is the map.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v734/hobbeeb/map.png

The buggers love the idea of tunnels, they will gladly start building using giant purple worms to carve out tunnels under the earth. They plan on naming their new tourist attraction Hotel Shoggoth, they would like to build a temple to the Great Egg with your permission. They present a special feast, stuffed clone storm trooper fresh from the cloning vats, guaranteed to come from non-sentient clones.

I don't know about a temple. I'm just allowing you to vacation in our desert. Couldn't you just make a shrine or small temple in the hotel? It's not like I'm offering to house immigrants from your country.

The Unified Worlds of Siesatia, being a nation composed of 47% Raptor (Utahraptors to be more specific) citizenry would like to extend a hand of friendship to the fledgling Raptor Pack. Our allies, the Sskiss, you might also find agreeable.

We wish to send a diplomatic envoy at some point in the near future, in the meantime, we wish to extend our protection in conjunction with our allies, the esteemed nation of Trailers, and offer technical assistance should you require it, in setting up defensive or intelligence gathering systems.

We have a Weeping Willow class Battlebarge on station on Earth at all times and it can be deployed within two hours time to assist you and the general fleet can be here in five hours. Should you need assistance, a simple broadcast requesting it will be received by one of our TIS units and relayed to fleet command, the format of the broadcast does now matter.

President of the Unified Worlds of Siesatia
Master Dragoon Jessica Crescent

Siesatian Naval Central Command
Supreme Admiral Ulayla Syphera

So the lizards have left the UN and gone out to their message of hatred to the world? We did tell you, that you make more allies with mutual respect, right?

- Cookeslandic UN Mission

You are yet another of the majority of humans who think we are blood thirsty animals. What message of hatred? We want to be left alone! We were not driven from the UN. We left. You continued to insult us by calling us lizards even after we publicly anounced how offencive it is to us. And human if you call me that one more time and I will kill you and let your armies come! They will die on our soil if they do. You know how that insults my kind. You know what your dealing with.

OOC: I'll be gone for about 4 hours, I've got to get some errands run.

The Unified Worlds of Siesatia, being a nation composed of 47% Raptor (Utahraptors to be more specific) citizenry would like to extend a hand of friendship to the fledgling Raptor Pack. Our allies, the Sskiss, you might also find agreeable.

We wish to send a diplomatic envoy at some point in the near future, in the meantime, we wish to extend our protection in conjunction with our allies, the esteemed nation of Trailers, and offer technical assistance should you require it, in setting up defensive or intelligence gathering systems.

We have a Weeping Willow class Battlebarge on station on Earth at all times and it can be deployed within two hours time to assist you and the general fleet can be here in five hours. Should you need assistance, a simple broadcast requesting it will be received by one of our TIS units and relayed to fleet command, the format of the broadcast does now matter.

President of the Unified Worlds of Siesatia
Master Dragoon Jessica Crescent

Siesatian Naval Central Command
Supreme Admiral Ulayla Syphera

We gladly accept your offer of assistance. Our defence systems are very advanced though, but as for the rest certainly. All the worse for the invaders who would try to take our nations right to govern it's people.

OOC:
Raptor....Still not going to respond to THIS (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12866457&postcount=17).

OOC: Okie dokie, I'll just use the fact that my defense budget is about 30 times the size of your entire GDP. Lets not forget that I am fully capable of fielding even an MT larger than your entire nation. Don't believe me? I'm an '03 nation.

EDIT: The where FT is welcome argument is as old as NS. It is my esteemed opinion, having been with this game since it's first year, that if an FT nation is not the agressor in a confrontation he/she should be able to deploy measures to defend oneself. By your logic, an MT nation could launch nukes at me, and I would not be able to zap them out of the sky with my tech because that would be "wanking", and I would thus have to take the hit, BS an entire MT military, then, lol, retaliate.

OOC: I am also aware of the arguement of which you speak. And Arab-canada is correct. For any Ft technology or even your existance to be applicable in this thread everyone would have to agree to your actions. Weather it is reactionary or not.

OOC:
Raptor....Still not going to respond to THIS (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12866457&postcount=17).

What is there to respond to? Do you wish me to thank you then? Well fine. Thank you.

Tell me, are Xscapans still allowed in your country? Because we'd love to be able to study your ways of fighting. We are not human, though close to it.

Tell me, are Xscapans still allowed in your country? Because we'd love to be able to study your ways of fighting. We are not human, though close to it.

Certainly. Your race seems to respect nature and it's people. I am however not sure if you could be trained in our warrior skills. Our anatomy is very different.

Thank you. However, we do not wish to be trained, merely to study. We just want to watch and record. Your peoples fighting skills will be the basis for our next mech. And yes, we are very respectful of nature, never harming it.

Ah, of course we will build a small gold plated shrine to the Great Egg. Your people are of course welcome to join us there. The desert will of course be an excellent vacation respite for our Mongolian Death Worms.

Signed,

Click-Clack-Tick-Tick

We are MT-- Monster Tech, and would gladly join in defending the Raptor Pack

OOC: I am also aware of the arguement of which you speak. And Arab-canada is correct. For any Ft technology or even your existance to be applicable in this thread everyone would have to agree to your actions. Weather it is reactionary or not.


OOC: Then explain to me how an FT nations holdings would react to MT agression? I haven't the habit of dabbling with MTs much, you see. So, this subject hasn't been broached to me in about three years.

Besides, pulling up an MT front to RP with isn't out of the question, I've seen other nations of my size and nature do it. Try reading the post you quoted.

Trailers > '07 nations.

OOC: Then explain to me how an FT nations holdings would react to MT agression? I haven't the habit of dabbling with MTs much, you see. So, this subject hasn't been broached to me in about three years.

Besides, pulling up an MT front to RP with isn't out of the question, I've seen other nations of my size and nature do it. Try reading the post you quoted.

Trailers > '07 nations. OOC: I think the question is what MT nation would be agressive to an FT nations if most MT nations do not rp with FT nations.

Raptor Pack are invited to a dance party at the Hotel Shoggoth, just opened. Dance, Dance, Revolution!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y99/the_spooky_muffin/dance-d1.gif

OOC: I couldn't help it.

Actualy it is a little extreme to ban all humans. I won't ban humans from our territory, but I will ban tourists as well as human businesses and representatives of capitalist countries. Inorder to get past our defences and visit the Free Land of The Raptor Pack trips will have to be scheduled with the pack hierarchs.

OOC: I think the question is what MT nation would be agressive to an FT nations if most MT nations do not rp with FT nations.

OOC:
You'd be surprised, I can't find the thread but one time some guy declared war on me and launched nuclear missiles. This is about 2 real life years ago, and I'm still waiting for them, we did the calculations and I'll be waiting for them for 53,126 more real life years before I can shoot them down.

As for the MT-FT debate, it is generally accepted that if the person who the thread is directed at, such as if people declared war on Raptor Pack, wants FT nations in and a few agreements are made in terms of the 'Holy Shit I just blew up half the universe!' weapons and such, it is acceptable or a whole bunch of ignores go up and everyone loses. Especially if it starts out as a clusterfuck.

Click-Clack-TIck-Tick, a giant worm, "It is not extreme to ban humans, we have an island where humans can come and visit on our world, we don't let them on the main continent. Humans are environmentally destructive creatures, they have a natural instinct for uncivilized behavor, to think destroying ones own home with garbage, amazingly barbaric. Very few humans engage in civilized behavior, and only when they are properly trained."

Click-Clack-TIck-Tick, a giant worm, "It is not extreme to ban humans, we have an island where humans can come and visit on our world, we don't let them on the main continent. Humans are environmentally destructive creatures, they have a natural instinct for uncivilized behavor, to think destroying ones own home with garbage, amazingly barbaric. Very few humans engage in civilized behavior, and only when they are properly trained."

Oh believe me I know. But we can arange for only the less destructive to visit. There are humans who are friendly towards us and we can make sure that they are the only ones to come through our defences.

Humans also seem to have lost their perspective in the universe, they have a tendency to think the universe was made for them, we know differently, we are humbled before the Great Old Ones, The Cold Ones, The Elder Creations, The First Ones, The Eternals, and the many great ones who came before us who we must guard against so they don't come back.

Official Statement from the Government of the New Greater Nicksyllvanian Empire:
The New Greater Nicksyllvanian Empire expresses its strongest condemnation of the Raptors over their banning of the Superior Human race from their petty nation. If your land had not been so unfruitful we would be inclined to intervene into your domestic matters.

Official Statement from the Government of the New Greater Nicksyllvanian Empire:
The New Greater Nicksyllvanian Empire expresses its strongest condemnation of the Raptors over their banning of the Superior Human race from their petty nation. If your land had not been so unfruitful we would be inclined to intervene into your domestic matters.

Superior?! (All velociraptors burst into uncontrollable sqawks of mirth.) You humans can be more delusional than I thought! We have existed far longer than you. We also are far more advanced and stronger than you. Despite our size. And yet we didn't take over the world. Why? Humility. Try showing some human. Thats the problem with your kind, no respect. How would you interfere in our policy? If you tried to enter our desert now without clearance to visit, you would be killed by our defence systems. Not that the pack hierarchs would let you in now. And our desert is quite fruitful in it's own ways. Please leave oh, crazed, deluded, monkeyspawn.

Proconsul Kosyachenko paused from his busy schedule to write a quick note to the raptors in regard to such an unusual declaration:

"What is your stance on humanoid robots and cyborgs? 29.1% of our population technically falls in to these two categories, so we'd like to know if said members fall under the "no humans" policies, including the need for special clearance. Since our countries share similar climactic and environmental conditions, the chance of any invasive species or biological contamination of your region is low to nonexistent.

In addition, we would be interested in scientific cooperation between our countries to explore the genetic relationship between species native to Vetalia and your region.

Regards,
Proconsul Valerian Sergeyevich Kosyachenko"

Proconsul Kosyachenko paused from his busy schedule to write a quick note to the raptors in regard to such an unusual declaration:

"What is your stance on humanoid robots and cyborgs? 29.1% of our population technically falls in to these two categories, so we'd like to know if said members fall under the "no humans" policies, including the need for special clearance. Since our countries share similar climactic and environmental conditions, the chance of any invasive species or biological contamination of your region is low to nonexistent.

In addition, we would be interested in scientific cooperation between our countries to explore the genetic relationship between species native to Vetalia and your region.

Regards,
Proconsul Valerian Sergeyevich Kosyachenko"

You may speak to the pack hierarchs about a visit. If they approve you for visit you can just skip on by our defence systems.

Foundation of Terran Tribes
Official Communication
Office of External Concerns

In review of your diplomatic message and intelligence gathered from multiple sources, Minister Walters of the Office of External Concerns has decided place your nation on the Foundation's "No Travel" list. As such the citizenry of the Foundation will no longer be allowed to travel from the Foundation to or through your nation without expressed written permission from both the Foundation and the Raptor Pack governments. We have no control, however, of any Foundation citizenry entering your boarders from out side of Foundation boarders. Citizenry of the Foundation currently within your boarders are advised to exit the Raptor Pack at their earliest possible convenience.

In addition to this decision it has been decided by the Office of the Boarders to disallow the entry of Raptor Pack citizens into Foundation territories without expressed written permission from both the Foundation and the Raptor Pack governments. Raptor Pack citizens have 30 days to exit Foundation territories or be forcibly expelled. Raptor Pack citizens may apply for limited or full enfranchisement as provided by the Foundation's Constitution.

Finally the Raptor Pack nation has had its Governmental rating changed from Hospitable (Danger level 2) to Neutral (Danger level3). As such, level 5 Military Response Plans are being developed for use against your nation in the event of hostilities. Your nation is still eligible for humanitarian aid, level 3 trade agreements, and level 4 military aid if agreed upon by both governments.

It is the hope of the Foundation that favorable and diplomatic contact can still be maintained be our governments and that your nation will re-open itself to the citizenry of our nation.

Although your nation has expelled all humans, the United Socialist States of New Brittonia will like to open up diplomatic relations with your nation and to begin détente with your nation through talks and trade, as this will help \both nations and species for the good of the planet earth as a whole.

Signed,
Foreign Minister
Sarah Lynch

Certain "executives" from Soviet Companies would like to inquire if, perhaps, Raptors would be willing to appear in XXX-Rated Movies.

QFT!

Shazbodom News Network
"This is Stacey Keibler and your watching Shazbotdom News Network. As part of a new string of laws that have been put into place, the Supreme Emperor and the Imperial Cabinet have issed several decrees, including the banning of anyone from the section of the planet calling itself 'The Raptor Pack'. New signs have been put up all across the nation, including at all International Airports across the nation."

A small picture in picture insert appears on the screen, showing a design of the new sign.

http://usera.imagecave.com/CaptainDeath/VariousShazbotdom/raptor_shirt_thumb.png

"This new sign was designed on rush to be implimented as soon as possible. An official memo from the Office of the Supreme Emperor has stated that due to The Raptor Pack's banning of humans from within their nation, that the Joint Chiefs and him feel that there should be no reason for any Raptor's to be within the territoral boundries of the Shazbotdom Empire. He goes on to state that this ban is to be implimented in the Shazbotdom Mainland, but also the colonies of the Shazbotdom Empire, Alraibris, Bolrasha and Halnara."

"In other news, the Shaz City Spartans defeated the Romeoville Jackrabbits with a score of 32 to 29..."

Superior?! (All velociraptors burst into uncontrollable sqawks of mirth.) You humans can be more delusional than I thought! We have existed far longer than you. We also are far more advanced and stronger than you. Despite our size. And yet we didn't take over the world. Why? Humility. Try showing some human. Thats the problem with your kind, no respect. How would you interfere in our policy? If you tried to enter our desert now without clearance to visit, you would be killed by our defence systems. Not that the pack hierarchs would let you in now. And our desert is quite fruitful in it's own ways. Please leave oh, crazed, deluded, monkeyspawn.

I know that I said my nation had nothing further to say but I feel I must make this point. Your claims of humilty, respect, and civility would be much better accepted if you didn't have a long history of threatened and actual physical violence toward those you have issues with.

My Secretary of International affairs, a woman, defenceless at the time made an off the cuff remark to you after you insulted her attempt to help you, to which you responded by pouncing on her and threating her life. Physical violence in response to an off the cuff remark. Any time you are debated into a corner your response is to inform us of how much superior you are to all of us, or how you are allowing us to live, yet you never ever can actaully make a point on the debate topic. Now instead of just moving in to the solitude you claim you wish for you feel the need to broadcast to the world your hatred for our kind... forgive me only certain nationalities of our kind.

To you and the rest of the nations, I apologize for my National Securty Administrator's terness in her response to this announcement. She is a bit of a hothead, and Ms Mosse is one of her favorite people. I must also make it clear to the world that we are not biggoted as we have been accused of being, our dispute is with the Raptor Pack's actions, not their species.

I however respectfully ask that you denote your boarders clearly. We have instructed all our citizens to stay away from your lands, in respect for your privacy and wishes, however if one should wander accidentally on I would strongly suggest you treat them diplomaticly, lest there be any further unpleasentness.

I wish you and your nation good fortune and hope you achieve the solitude you hope for.

Josiah Barttlet
President - United States of Philimbesi

Shazbodom News Network
"This is Stacey Keibler and your watching Shazbotdom News Network. As part of a new string of laws that have been put into place, the Supreme Emperor and the Imperial Cabinet have issed several decrees, including the banning of anyone from the section of the planet calling itself 'The Raptor Pack'. New signs have been put up all across the nation, including at all International Airports across the nation."

A small picture in picture insert appears on the screen, showing a design of the new sign.

http://usera.imagecave.com/CaptainDeath/VariousShazbotdom/raptor_shirt_thumb.png

"This new sign was designed on rush to be implimented as soon as possible. An official memo from the Office of the Supreme Emperor has stated that due to The Raptor Pack's banning of humans from within their nation, that the Joint Chiefs and him feel that there should be no reason for any Raptor's to be within the territoral boundries of the Shazbotdom Empire. He goes on to state that this ban is to be implimented in the Shazbotdom Mainland, but also the colonies of the Shazbotdom Empire, Alraibris, Bolrasha and Halnara."

"In other news, the Shaz City Spartans defeated the Romeoville Jackrabbits with a score of 32 to 29..."

The Unified Worlds of Siesatia respectfully reminds the Empire of Shazbotdom that there are in fact, many other nations whose population falls under the category of 'Raptor'. The Sskiss and half of our own population for instance.

This is the last time I say it. We changed our minds if you want to visit, introduce yourself to the pack hierarchs so that they may approve you. We won't take tourists though. As for the representative of Philimbesies remarks. Kiss my feathered ass! I call this audience adjorned.

This is the last time I say it. We changed our minds if you want to visit, introduce yourself to the pack hierarchs so that they may approve you. We won't take tourists though. As for the representative of Philimbesies remarks. Kiss my feathered ass! I call this audience adjorned.

You still havent answered my post, the Soviet porn industry is still waiting, they are eager to... cooperate with the raptors.

Superior?! (All velociraptors burst into uncontrollable sqawks of mirth.) You humans can be more delusional than I thought! We have existed far longer than you. We also are far more advanced and stronger than you. Despite our size. And yet we didn't take over the world. Why? Humility. Try showing some human. Thats the problem with your kind, no respect. How would you interfere in our policy? If you tried to enter our desert now without clearance to visit, you would be killed by our defence systems. Not that the pack hierarchs would let you in now. And our desert is quite fruitful in it's own ways. Please leave oh, crazed, deluded, monkeyspawn.

Telegram to "The Raptor Pack"
His Majesty wishes that you be informed you that the overgrown lizards known as raptors cannot be superior to humans. The Holy Bible clearly states that Man was placed on this planet to rule over all other living things (Gen 1:26). He invites you to attempt to make good on this threat of thsi world domination. His exact words were "Perhaps if they try we can have one stuffed and mounted."

All so called "citizens" of "the Raptor Pack" have been banned from travel into or out of Rodenkan territory. Any raptors spotted will be assumed to be wild and a danger to the public. Any further communiques to our nation from your patch fo sand will be ignored.
Foreign Minister Sir Otto Blum
End of Telegram

You may speak to the pack hierarchs about a visit. If they approve you for visit you can just skip on by our defence systems.

Our country will arrange a state visit to your country to discuss further cooperation between our two nations. Unlike some other nations, we do not subscribe to any kind of anthropocentric ideology and are more than willing to place your nation and its citizens on equal footing with our own. For us, the organism itself is meaningless; it is the behavior of said person that determines their status in our society, and we hope to remain committed to such an ingrained value of our culture.

If necessary, please submit any environmental or political considerations beforehand to ensure that our visit does not disrupt your nation in any way.

. As for the representative of Philimbesies remarks. Kiss my feathered ass!

My case is rested.

You still havent answered my post, the Soviet porn industry is still waiting, they are eager to... cooperate with the raptors.

You keep your damn perverted hands off my people!

Telegram to "The Raptor Pack"
His Majesty wishes that you be informed you that the overgrown lizards known as raptors cannot be superior to humans. The Holy Bible clearly states that Man was placed on this planet to rule over all other living things (Gen 1:26). He invites you to attempt to make good on this threat of thsi world domination. His exact words were "Perhaps if they try we can have one stuffed and mounted."

All so called "citizens" of "the Raptor Pack" have been banned from travel into or out of Rodenkan territory. Any raptors spotted will be assumed to be wild and a danger to the public. Any further communiques to our nation from your patch fo sand will be ignored.
Foreign Minister Sir Otto Blum
End of Telegram

We never threatened world domination. If that monarch were here now he would be dead for calling us lizards, and for suggesting the disgusting and barbaric practice of stuffing animals for display! And our nation has little need to comunicate to a barbaric country of misguided fanatics who think the world was given to them on a plate.

Our country will arrange a state visit to your country to discuss further cooperation between our two nations. Unlike some other nations, we do not subscribe to any kind of anthropocentric ideology and are more than willing to place your nation and its citizens on equal footing with our own. For us, the organism itself is meaningless; it is the behavior of said person that determines their status in our society, and we hope to remain committed to such an ingrained value of our culture.

If necessary, please submit any environmental or political considerations beforehand to ensure that our visit does not disrupt your nation in any way.

I will try to get the hierarchs to approve.

Now if all questions are answered we will be leaving before either Philimbesi or Cookesland decide on another smart remark.

And our nation has little need to comunicate to a barbaric country of misguided fanatics who think the world was given to them on a plate.

It was.

Now if all questions are answered we will be leaving before either Philimbesi or Cookesland decide on another smart remark.

You just won't own up to your activities in the UN, will you? We have proof.

Furthermore, you have to give respect in order to get any. So far you haven't given any, and in return, you get nothing but disrespect and insolence from me.

I condemn your nation's existence.

Have a horrible day.

~Kenworth L. Stevens
Director, Foreign Affairs

Very nice. Gooday representatives. We are leaving as of now.

Now if all questions are answered we will be leaving before either Philimbesi or Cookesland decide on another smart remark.

no wait wait i've got one.....Energy equals Mass times the speed of light squared! was that smart enough ? ;)

no wait wait i've got one.....Energy equals Mass times the speed of light squared! was that smart enough ? ;)

Farwell smart ass! (All raptors leave.)

Farwell smart ass! (All raptors leave.)

OOC:
That could be considered a flame...i'd watch it.

OOC:
That could be considered a flame...i'd watch it.

me or the raptor pack?

me or the raptor pack?

What Raptor said....


I should have specified that more.

:rolleyes:at this exchange. My nation has no dealings with the Raptor Pack. However, our UN rep, Grundy, witnessed some of the interactions between the Raptor rep and several of the humans. True, the Raptor was touchy, quick-tempered, and perhaps a bit arrogant, but the humans displayed considerable arrogance as well. This international *untranslatable word* match won't affect us goblins, since we have little reason to visit the Raptors anyway, and plently of reasons NOT to visit humans, but I wanted to express my opinion.

Grodd Goblin, Head Chief of Tired Goblins.