Capiline
05-07-2007, 04:54
Three men sat around a rectangular table of rough spruce, obviously a poorly made piece of furniture constructed quickly to furnish the office. One sat relaxed and reclining on the right side, another hunched over, head in hands on the table, and the third at the head of the table, holding his chin up with his fists, peering at the rather small amount of money that sat in the middle of the table.
"Eight thousand donori? That can't be all, can it?" said the man at the head to the distraught man who stressedly lifted his head from the table.
"Would you like me to count the bills again? You both saw me do it! I'm sure, Marcus, this is all we have."
Marcus Heims looked now to his right, at the reclining man. "And you're sure your men collected all that we requested from the people?"
The big man simply smiled at the ceiling, not a care in his head. "We shook down every last person, from the few wealthy men to the poorest woman. That's all the coin we could collect."
They all fell silent again. One, deep in thought, another almost falling asleep due to boredom, and the third contemplating putting a bullet in his head. "Perhaps," Marcus broke the silence, "Perhaps we should have waited till our economy was in a more resilient state before overthrowing the tyrant King."
The big tax collected let his chair dropped back onto all four legs, and while yawning, managed to get a few words out of his mouth that could be understood. "If we went by that strategy it would take generations before we overthew him. War after war, what chance did our economy have?"
"And we can't do much to fix it with only eight thousand donori!" The helpless treasurer whimpered.
Then Marcus' eyes lit up, an idea forming in his mind which drew curiosity from the other two who had no idea what he was planning.
"How many Senators have we appointed?" he asked.
The treasurer looked at him quizically, thinking the man had gone mad. "Uh...None, you know that."
A large smile formed on Marcus' face, his eyes continueing to glow. "Exactly. Put out this message to the city: Every man or woman that can afford to pay a million US dollars to the state shall be admitted into the Capiline government. If I remember correctly from the records, there should be a total of twenty men within the city with that kind of money, all of whom would be most eager to raise their social standing I would think."
The treasurer smiled now himself, understanding the plan now, and began to leave to draft up the message. "Wait!" called Marcus before the man left the room. He paused in thought for a minute again, contemplating whether his next words would be wise or not.
"Broadcast the message to the world at large also. I'm sure there are many entrepreneurs and politicians looking for advancement who would be willing to come set up shop in a nation with few regulations on private enterprise. But to level the playing field so we don't get too much foreign governance, ask for....Oh, say, six million US dollars.
The treasurer smiled again, then left to write the letter. The tax collecter laughed and clapped Marcus on the shoulder, then left himself to hit a local bar. Marcus simply sat there, contemplating the future of his city.
To: The Wealthy Citizens of the World
The city-state of Capiline invites you to bring your factories, stores, and businesses of all kinds to our lands. We have a large population eager for employement, and will work hard. Little to no regulations or restrictions exist at the moment, making it easy for you to establish yourselves, and for those of you who wish to ensure good relations between your business and the government for whatever reasons you have, a donation of six(6) million US dollars will be accepted for admittance into the Capiline government as a Senator for life.
We eagerly await your answers;
David Tallman
Secretary of Treasury
"Eight thousand donori? That can't be all, can it?" said the man at the head to the distraught man who stressedly lifted his head from the table.
"Would you like me to count the bills again? You both saw me do it! I'm sure, Marcus, this is all we have."
Marcus Heims looked now to his right, at the reclining man. "And you're sure your men collected all that we requested from the people?"
The big man simply smiled at the ceiling, not a care in his head. "We shook down every last person, from the few wealthy men to the poorest woman. That's all the coin we could collect."
They all fell silent again. One, deep in thought, another almost falling asleep due to boredom, and the third contemplating putting a bullet in his head. "Perhaps," Marcus broke the silence, "Perhaps we should have waited till our economy was in a more resilient state before overthrowing the tyrant King."
The big tax collected let his chair dropped back onto all four legs, and while yawning, managed to get a few words out of his mouth that could be understood. "If we went by that strategy it would take generations before we overthew him. War after war, what chance did our economy have?"
"And we can't do much to fix it with only eight thousand donori!" The helpless treasurer whimpered.
Then Marcus' eyes lit up, an idea forming in his mind which drew curiosity from the other two who had no idea what he was planning.
"How many Senators have we appointed?" he asked.
The treasurer looked at him quizically, thinking the man had gone mad. "Uh...None, you know that."
A large smile formed on Marcus' face, his eyes continueing to glow. "Exactly. Put out this message to the city: Every man or woman that can afford to pay a million US dollars to the state shall be admitted into the Capiline government. If I remember correctly from the records, there should be a total of twenty men within the city with that kind of money, all of whom would be most eager to raise their social standing I would think."
The treasurer smiled now himself, understanding the plan now, and began to leave to draft up the message. "Wait!" called Marcus before the man left the room. He paused in thought for a minute again, contemplating whether his next words would be wise or not.
"Broadcast the message to the world at large also. I'm sure there are many entrepreneurs and politicians looking for advancement who would be willing to come set up shop in a nation with few regulations on private enterprise. But to level the playing field so we don't get too much foreign governance, ask for....Oh, say, six million US dollars.
The treasurer smiled again, then left to write the letter. The tax collecter laughed and clapped Marcus on the shoulder, then left himself to hit a local bar. Marcus simply sat there, contemplating the future of his city.
To: The Wealthy Citizens of the World
The city-state of Capiline invites you to bring your factories, stores, and businesses of all kinds to our lands. We have a large population eager for employement, and will work hard. Little to no regulations or restrictions exist at the moment, making it easy for you to establish yourselves, and for those of you who wish to ensure good relations between your business and the government for whatever reasons you have, a donation of six(6) million US dollars will be accepted for admittance into the Capiline government as a Senator for life.
We eagerly await your answers;
David Tallman
Secretary of Treasury