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Buy & Sell Incorporated
I’ll be brief, Buy & Sell, Inc. wants to expand to your nation.

Now, what is the Buy & Sell Corporation? We are a corporate conglomerate centered in the industrial sector. I, Chief Executive Officer Tucker E. Boot, founded Buy & Sell Incorporated. This wonderful company is headed by me and our board of directors, CEOs of the various sub-companies. Our multi-national company has factories for dozens of fields of business, encompassing almost the whole market, from heavy military hardware to cell phones to garden hoses.

The Buy & Sell Corporation has an established minimum wage of $13.00 USDs per hour, making sure workers are rewarded for their hard work, along with various rewards, from cars to stock. Also, Buy & Sell, Inc. has basic health care for full-time employees. What’s more, our corporation runs a retirement fund guaranteed after 10 years of service through whatever bank the employee chooses.

Unions are allowed to exist, although they don't carry much power because of the guards at Buy & Sell Incorporated companies. Workers in unions are not put into the raffle for random gifts.

List of Buy & Sell Incorporated Companies Below:

-Buy & Sell Manufacturing
-TradeMart

Now, enough facts, by now your probably wondering how to get our corporation in your nation. It’s actually rather simple:

All you need to do is ask, and have several acres of land just waiting to be snatched up. Also, we can just buy land that’s already being used, by say a bankrupt factory. A well educated workforce and tax breaks will be useful. They aren’t required, but they will give you a greater amount of money for your nation, as eighty percent of the money goes back to your country.

If you want one of the many companies owned by the Buy & Sell Corporation, simply send us a message declaring your interest, please outline what type of infrastructure you wish to be built, be it offices, warehouses, mines, arable land, factories, etc.

Also, should your request be sufficiently large, a Buy & Sell National Headquarters will be built in the city of your choosing. This will bring a large amount of employment to that lucky city.

What's more, recently it has been decided that stock of Buy & Sell Incorporated and the sub-companies shall be opened to the international market.

Now, what do you say, fine sirs and madams?

-CEO Tucker E. Boot, Buy & Sell Incorporated

Nations with Buy & Sell Incorporated in them:

-Vantanas
-Siriusa
-Kampfers
-Capiline
-The PeoplesFreedom
-Gataway
-Qadesh
-The 101st Airborne
-Pan-Arab Barronia
-Lietuviai
-La Habana Cuba
-Vetalia
-Kahanistan
-Alfegos
-Pinguinum
-Cotenshire
-The New True Cross
-Red Tide
-Zoingo
-Kahanistan

Stock:
Buy & Sell, Inc:
Tucker E. Boot of Buy & Sell Incorporated 60%
CEO of Buy & Sell Manufacturing 5%
CEO of TradeMart 2.5%
General Public 12.5%
FreeDemGov Corporate Holdings 5%
Fuhrer Richtoff, Kampferian Government 5%
Apollo Banking and Services Limited 5%
Steven H. Miller of We Buy It Incorporated 5%

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Official Communiqué

To Buy & Sell, Inc.:

Due to your origins in a Sovereign League nation, we cannot, in good faith, allow you to initiate any type of business within the borders of British Londinium, or within the borders of her colonies throughout the world. Please bear in mind that such a restriction prohibits even the sale of your goods through third-party vendors.

Allow me to take this opportunity to inform you that the Home Office has given Vontanas an Immigration Status of "Red", which means any Vontanian citizen found within our borders will be immediately arrested and possibly deported. Keep this in mind whilst arranging for your executives' transport.

Sincerely,
The Rt. Hon. Olivia Quinn, MP
Minister of Trade and Industry

Tucker sighed. He didn't particulary care about the British Londinians, they had over stepped their boundaries far to many times. Any time they had traded with them, they had always done something stupid and had foreign armies invade them, destroying their investments.

He dipped his pen into the inkpot, writing the letter and putting it into an ornate envelope. He handed the letter off to one of his many secretaries, who then sent it to the British Londinians.

To the Right Honorable Olivia Quinn,

I can understand why you would not want a corporation from a Sovereign League state. As such, we will respect your wish that no Buy & Sell holdings be set up in your nation, nor any Buy & Sell goods sold to your nation. However, perhaps we could purchase goods from your nation to use in our subcompanies? Mining picks, farming supplies, armor, weapons, crates, barrels, and the like.

Regarding your talk on the immigration status, we are a large corporation with holdings in several different countries and colonies. I'm sure we could arrange a non-New Vantanian representative. Good day, good luck, good fortunes, etc.

Economically Yours,
Tucker Boot

Hello, this is Malthus Kruonis,
NCEO of the International Ownership Bank of Commonalitarianism. It is our distinct pleasure to inform you of the actions of Tucker Boot, imperialist. As a bullwork of the ownership class, we believe Buy & Sell Inc., uses practices which go against the interests of many nations. Previously he has used his company to bring in cheap foreign labor, destroy unions, and practice both corporate espionage, and corporate warfare against the member nations he operates in. We warn you against his grasping urge to take over your markets through monopoly, violence, trade warfare, and competitive intelligence. Stand tall for the working and ownership class, keep Buy & Sell out.

Regards,

Malthus Cruonis, International Owernship Bank of Commonalitarianism

Tucker read the message, chuckling lightly under his breath. They had no proof, but still, even idiots like this one could sway things. Might as well offer up an arguement.

Sighing, Tucker dipped his pen into the inkpot again, writing another message.

It intrigues me who a man such as Malthus Kruonis claims to want to defend the working class, yet wishes the death of our corporation, which would send millions into unemployment.

Even more interesting is the fact that they claim we have commited terrible crimes, without having any proof. All of the people in our various holdings are native to the country, unless there is a shortage of people qualified for the job.

We have never taken any offensive action against any union. As for corporate espionage and corporate warfare, we have only done that against the International Ownership Bank of Commonalitarianism after they targetted our factories with power outages. Purely defensive. By no means do we engage in monopoly, violence, trade warfare, or competitive intelligence.

Beware the lies of Malthus Kruonis, the hypocrit.

Economically Yours,
Tucker Boot

To: Buy & Sell, Inc.
From: FDG Corporate Holdings

Greetings.

Our company would wish to buy stock in yours. If you are interested TG (OOC:TG ME) us through our nations embassy. We are willing to pay in gold, cash or even drugs for a 15% share in your corporation.

Thank you!

Official Kampferian Statement
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Kampfers would be hounered to have such a fine company expand into our nation. It is a sad day when nations shun such an honorable corporation. As for what type we would allow for you to expand in, we would allow everything. Thus, we leave it up to you. We would also be interested in purchasing stock in your corporation, should any be available.

Fuhrer Richtoff

Tucker smiled, looking at the two messages from nations that New Vantania had little contact with. Well, he'd change that. Dipping his fountain pen into the amber inkpot, he began writing the letters to the two nations.

To The FreeDemGov Corporate Holdings,

I am intrigued by your offer, and have sent a private communication to you. We prefer our payment in gold, though if you don't have enough then cash will suffice. Good day, good luck, good fortunes, etc.

Economically Yours,
Tucker Boot

To the Most Exalted Fuhrer Richtoff,

We will set up shop in your nation immediantly. You can expect unemployment rates to drop, and almost immediantly a flow of cash will enter your nation. Regarding stock, send us a private communication on how much stock you would like. Please not that there is a maximum of 5% stock per foreign nation. Now, where do you want the national headquarters for your nation? Good day, good luck, good fortunes, etc.

Economically Yours,
Tucker Boot

To the Most Exalted Fuhrer Richtoff,

We will set up shop in your nation immediantly. You can expect unemployment rates to drop, and almost immediantly a flow of cash will enter your nation. Regarding stock, send us a private communication on how much stock you would like. Please not that there is a maximum of 5% stock per foreign nation. Now, where do you want the national headquarters for your nation? Good day, good luck, good fortunes, etc.

Economically Yours,
Tucker Boot

Official Kampferian Reply
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Naturally, we would wish for the headquarters to be in Kampfers Stadt. Thank you again, Mr. Boot.

Fuhrer Richtoff

SIC:

We wish to purchase the maximum amount of stock allowed. What will be the price for this?

SIC:

Tucker sighed, writing another, brief letter.

To the Most Exalted Fuhrer Richtoff,

The National Headquarters will be built immediantly. Now, regarding stock, each stock costs 24,500 USDs and is .5% of the company. The maximum number of stocks we will sell you is 5%, or 245,000 USDs. The stocks will be transferred to you once the money has been recieved. Good day, good luck, good fortunes, etc.

Economically Yours,
Tucker Boot

SIC:

Tucker sighed, writing another, brief letter.

To the Most Exalted Fuhrer Richtoff,

The National Headquarters will be built immediantly. Now, regarding stock, each stock costs 24,500 USDs and is .5% of the company. The maximum number of stocks we will sell you is 5%, or 245,000 USDs. The stocks will be transferred to you once the money has been recieved. Good day, good luck, good fortunes, etc.

Economically Yours,
Tucker Boot

SIC:

The money has been wired. Thank you.

OOC: Hmm, cheap.

SIC:

The money has been wired. Thank you.

OOC: Hmm, cheap.

OOC: Honestly at a market cap of 241.80 billion LFP or 454.584 billion USD I am terrifyingly huge. Also Kampfers, FDG Investment Group bought another 50,000 shares, your stock is up about 1%.

OOC: I have a very limited grasp of stock, so it was mostly guess work. To compensate, I'm retroactively adding three zeroes to the end. Now, buy all the stocks and sell them amongst each other so I don't look stupid.

OOC: Honestly at a market cap of 241.80 billion LFP or 454.584 billion USD I am terrifyingly huge. Also Kampfers, FDG Investment Group bought another 50,000 shares, your stock is up about 1%.

OOC: Actually, you're a light weight, you are less then 4 times bigger then walmart, if some older nation's corp decided to buy you out they could without even dipping deep into their pocket book.

IC:

Apollo Banking and Securities Ltd. would like to buy 5% of Buy & Sell Incorporated. Money will be wired upon confirmation.

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I, Steven H. Miller of We Buy It Incorporated would like to purchase the full 5% of your company in stock that is available for me to purchase. Money will be wired upon confirmation.

Tucker looked in awe at the second letter. A declaration of interest from We Buy It Incorporated! The very corporation he had based a lot of his corporation on. He quickly pulled out his pen, writing first his standard letter to the Apollo Banking and Securities. He then switched to golden inking on a pale blue peice of paper that was grown from an extinct tree. Carefully, he wrote a message, each letter a work of art.

To the Wonderous Apollo Banking and Securities Limited,

Five percent stock will cost you 245,000,000 Universal Standard Dollars. The stocks have been transferred. Good day, good luck, good fortunes, etc.

Economically Yours,
Tucker Boot

To the Most Exalted, Wonderous, and Supreme Steven H. Miller of the We Buy It Incorporated, Grandest of them All,

The stocks will cost your lordship a total of two hundred fourty-five million Universal Standard Dollars. The stocks have been transferred to your Eminence. May your days be green with money and yellow with gold. May your luck never run out on you, and may your fortunes do nothing but rapidly increase.

Economically Yours,
Tucker Boot

OOC: Bump for the money... I mean costumers.

OOC: Bump for the morning.

OOC: Bump from the dead!

OOC: Bump for noon.

Please expand into my Nation

Tucker looked at this pitiful request, and decided that he would respond. It was the first response in a while, but that didn't mean that business wasnt booming. Dipping his pen in the inkpot, he wrote out a response.

To the Nation of Smyrnag,

We will expand all of our sub-corporations into your nation and will set up our national headquarters in your nation's capital. Good day, good luck, good fortunes, etc.

Economically Yours,
Tucker Boot

OOC: BUMP Cannon

OOC: Bump Bombing!

To Buy & Sell Inc.

I am the Acting delegate for the finical minister of the Protectorate of Qadesh and we wish for your company to smash any competition in our country, and make yours a nationally incorporated brand for our nation. Our Government beleives capitalism to be a dying animal, and want very much for your company to finish the job in our country. Our Government would make availble to you, any amount of land you may require, so long as your promise to not promote capitalism while in our borders. Should these terms be acceptable, your response is appreciated.

Signed,
The Acting Delegate for the Minister of Finance
The Protectorate of Qadesh

He got deleted.

OOC: Stupid Smyrnag. By the way, do you want B&S in your nation?

OOC: My nation has free trade so feel free.

OOC: Right then, thank you kindly.

To Buy & Sell Inc.:

As the Delegate elected by the peoples of Qadesh, I'd like your company to mobilize in our country. The Government feels that the people would be better served if they had fewer choices to complicate their money. Your outlet seems perfect for this end. Our peoples would be honored to have you in our country, and would allocate any amount of lands you need. You would:

~Elect an officer to report to the Government. This officer would aid the Government in its efforts to implement the plan
~Build appropriate facilities in our capitol city, with land granted you by the Government
~Pay Taxes, according to our rounded down estimates....rounded way down, 1/10 of reported earnings.

You would aid our efforts of stamping out competitive companies, by eliminating them...if these terms seem acceptable, please respond.

Sincerely,
The Delegate humbly elected by the Government and Peoples of the Protectorate of Qadesh

The Imperial Kingdom would like to devote 350 acres of land towards Buy & Sell Incorporated as well as the donation of two manufacturing plants and a chemical processing plant...

The Imperial Kingdom offers tremendous tax breaks to corporations and has a well educated work force.

The Imperial House would also like to inquire as to how much stocks are at the current time

ooc:Sorry crappy post..but im tired..

Tucker idly popped his fingers and neck before checking for letters. A large grin covered his face as he started writing responses with his quill pen.

To Imperial House of Gataway,

We will set up our various factories, training grounds, mines, and all that our glorious corporation comes with immediantly. We will set up our Corporate National Headquarters in your capital city, and begin hiring local construction groups to get all of our buildings up and running. As for stocks, we regret to inform you that none are remaining. Good day, good luck, good fortunes, etc.

Economically Yours,
Tucker E. Boot

To the Protectorate of Qadesh,

We will set up our various factories, training grounds, mines, and all that our glorious corporation comes with immediantly. We will set up our Corporate National Headquarters in your capital city, per your request, and begin hiring local construction groups to get all our buildings up and running. As for your requests, they are easily met, and expected. What's more, we'd be more then willing to eliminate the competition. Good day, good luck, good fortunes, etc.

Economically Yours,
Tucker E. Boot

OOC: Bumping the roof off.

OOC: Bump of E.V.I.L.!

OOC: Bump of EVIL Mark II!

The Goverment of Bredford would like to know if Buy & Sell Inc. would like to buy any resource that we sell. (Oil, Gas, Iron, Coal, Corn, Soda.)

The Buy & Sell Corporation is always looking for a better deal on coal and oil. What are your prices on those items?

that depends on what the amount you are willing to buy. infact, we prefer a resource for resource trade.

we would need large amounts of Timber, Aluminium, and Cotton, in exchange for Coal and Oil.

if you can trade us any of the mentioned, that would be preferable then cash.

The Corporation itself does not deal with farming, so we will trade aluminium for the oil and coal. Thank you for your time.

Bump

The republic of Lietuviai formally invites you and your corporation into our lands.

Buy & Sell Incorporated
I’ll be brief, Buy & Sell, Inc. wants to expand to your nation.

Now, what is the Buy & Sell Corporation? We are a corporate conglomerate centered in the industrial sector. I, Chief Executive Officer Tucker E. Boot, founded Buy & Sell Incorporated. This wonderful company is headed by me and our board of directors, CEOs of the various sub-companies. Our multi-national company has factories for dozens of fields of business, encompassing almost the whole market, from heavy military hardware to cell phones to garden hoses.

The Buy & Sell Corporation has an established minimum wage of $13.00 USDs per hour, making sure workers are rewarded for their hard work, along with various rewards, from cars to stock. Also, Buy & Sell, Inc. has basic health care for full-time employees. What’s more, our corporation runs a retirement fund guaranteed after 10 years of service through whatever bank the employee chooses.

Unions are allowed to exist, although they don't carry much power because of the guards at Buy & Sell Incorporated companies. Workers in unions are not put into the raffle for random gifts.

List of Buy & Sell Incorporated Companies Below:

-Buy & Sell Manufacturing
-TradeMart
-Here to There Shipping
-Offense & Defense Mercenaries
-Universal Services (Mining, Oil, etc.)

Now, enough facts, by now your probably wondering how to get our corporation in your nation. It’s actually rather simple:

All you need to do is ask, and have several acres of land just waiting to be snatched up. Also, we can just buy land that’s already being used, by say a bankrupt factory. A well educated workforce and tax breaks will be useful. They aren’t required, but they will give you a greater amount of money for your nation, as eighty percent of the money goes back to your country.

If you want one of the many companies owned by the Buy & Sell Corporation, simply send us a message declaring your interest, please outline what type of infrastructure you wish to be built, be it offices, warehouses, mines, arable land, factories, etc.

Also, should your request be sufficiently large, a Buy & Sell National Headquarters will be built in the city of your choosing. This will bring a large amount of employment to that lucky city.

What's more, recently it has been decided that stock of Buy & Sell Incorporated and the sub-companies shall be opened to the international market.

Now, what do you say, fine sirs and madams?

-CEO Tucker E. Boot, Buy & Sell Incorporated

Nations with Buy & Sell Incorporated in them:

-Great Vantania
-Siriusa
-Kampfers
-Capiline
-The PeoplesFreedom
-Gataway
-Qadesh
-The 101st Airborne
-Pan-Arab Barronia
-Lietuviai

Stock:
Buy & Sell, Inc:
Tucker E. Boot of Buy & Sell Incorporated 60%
CEO of Buy & Sell Manufacturing 5%
CEO of TradeMart 2.5%
CEO of Universal Goods & Services 2.5%
CEO of Here to There Shipping 2.5%
CEO of Offense & Defense Mercenaries 2.5%
General Public 5%
FreeDemGov Corporate Holdings 5%
Fuhrer Richtoff, Kampferian Government 5%
Apollo Banking and Services Limited 5%
Steven H. Miller of We Buy It Incorporated 5%

Dated Friday Sept 21, 2007, 01:41 PM.

To:
-CEO Tucker E. Boot, Buy & Sell Incorporated

LHC Gea is our government employment agency under the Ministry of Labor and Social Security.

LHC Gea will provide your business with the factory space that it needs, we will provide you with the best qualified highly educated workers that you need.

If a supervisor or manager wishes to fire a worker he or she may request it with an explanation of the incidents for our records and the worker will be replaced.

None of our workers will be promoted to supervisors or managers as the company will be run by your supervisors and managers, this policy will give you a chance to promote new supervisors and managers withinn your own company.

Your company supervisors and managers will be given free housing shelter and transportation to and from work provided by the government.

Buy & Sell Corporation would pay our government employment agency LHC Gea the proposed wages per worker on a monthly basis or as agreed, the employee retirement fund and the stock plan would be put into the Ministry of Labor and Social Security System, LHC Gea will buy the maximum 05 % required amount of stock in your company.

As you are a foreign investor in our nation a national tax of no more than 10 % is in order for a Buy & Sell business of this nature.

You may choose the business interests that you wish to establish in our nation, Manufacturing would be highly recommended, perhaps in time other business deals can be arranged.

We have an Agricultural Cooperatives Investment Plan, A Foreing Tourism Investment Plan as well as other Investment Plans.

Please let us know how many workers and job occupations your business requires?

You may also reach us by The NS Business or Diplomatic Telegram System at anytime.

Thank You.

Labor & Social Security Minister - Alfredo Morales Cartaya.
Foreing Investment & Economic Cooperation Minister Martha Lomas Morales.

LHC State Council of Ministers Collective
LHC Socialist Democratic Republic of Cuba.

Posted Tuesday Sept 25, 2007, 01:55 AM, Updated Post 42.

To The Democratic Empire of Vontanas, Buy & Sell Corporation CEO Tucker E. Boot.

We would like to offer your government or corporation our 4 nations Foreign Tourist Investment Plan, we expect 4,008,000 tourists by years end, and a 5 % increase in the 2008 fiscal year, 4,200,000, 7,875,000,000 Billion total estimated Revenue.

Each nation will manage a chain of luxury tourists hotels with gambling casinos if prefered, will recieve 25 % percent of the tourists and revenue 1,968,750,000 Billion - Wages - Expenses = Profits, divided 50 % - 50 % with the LHC Government.

The Ministry of Tourism will handle the financial matters, receive supply orders from the management companys and ensure 25 % of the tourists to each luxury hotel management chain.

Our government employment agency LHC Gea will hire our best qualified tourist workers for your business, your government or corporation would pay LHC Gea the agreed wages per worker, per year on a monthly basis.

The LHC Ministry of Tourism will post a tourism profit report each month after the month, number of tourists ect, at which time LHC Gea wage payments will be paid too, profits divided and posted.

Each hotel chain will employee 25 % of the 268,000 Tourist workers, 67,000.

Your supervisors and managers will manage the luxury hotels, no LHC worker will be promoted to supervisors or managers, this policy will give your company a chance to promote new supervisors and managers in your nation.

If a Buy & Sell Corporation supervisor or manager wishes to fire a worker, he or she may request it with an explanation of the incidents for our records, and the worker will be replaced.

Your supervisors and managers and thier family unit including single parents will be housed in a miny luxury hotel adjacent to the main hotel with all meals and services included, your family units will receive a year round pass to any luxury hotels beaches, and a one week a year vacation stay at any luxury hotel at LHC Government expense.

Any supervisor or managers school aged children will be enrolled in a special government school.

The first tourist profit report will be in oct, 2007, the less participating nations the higher the percentage %,

We may update the post with a few more minor details should an agreement be reached.

The Ministry of Tourism will credit each participating nation for the entire month of Sept so they can join right away, have 2 nations in the program, one under diplomatic telegram negotiations, would like your nation or corporation to join us, still would need one more nation.

Nations may apply by Diplomatic Telegrams.

Please Telegram us a Diplomatic Telegram as soon as possible, need to start this Tourist Plan soon.

Also have an Overseas Workers Plan, an Agricultural Cooperatives Investment Plan, Mining Investment Plan, Oil and other trade plans.

Thank You.

Minister of Tourism Manuel Marrero Cruz.
Labor & Social Security Minister - Alfredo Morales Cartaya.
Foreing Investment & Economic Cooperation Minister Martha Lomas Morales.

LHC State Council of Ministers Collective
LHC Socialist Democratic Republic of Cuba.

Bump, set, spike, SCORE!

OOC: Bump for Bottled Air (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=545032).