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Greetings friends, I am the Holy Emperor Kaelis Ra.

I am holding a party of all the most powerful people in the universe. You must own at least 10 galaxies and be able to get to the location of the party which is at the end of the known universe.

But you are allowed to bring one person along. It doesn't matter if they don't own 10 galaxies or whatever. The point of this party is to have fun, and to discuss affairs with other galactic leaders.

See you there!

Holy Emperor Kaelis Ra

OOC: I will be away for a few days, so of course I will not reply.

Since I am the leader of The Kintare Order, I technically own about 12 Galaxies and so I will of course be attending. :)

Greetings. I am Admiral Tempkin of The Imperial Vanguard of The Phoenix Militia and I would like to attend this party. I own over 15 Ford Galaxies, one from each model year plus a few modified versions.
http://www.adelaideimpressions.com/Ford_Galaxie_1.jpg
If you like I can bring a few along with me.

Wow, that all sounds really keen. I myself happen to own a couple dozen (actually, 27 --Sec. Witherspoon) vintage Galaxies. With some fixin' up they do a mighty fine job; 's part of the business, y'understand. I guess that means I'm invited. Man, I sure feel special.

Mr. Charles "Chuck Wagon" Wagoner
CEO, Si'lat Wagon Contrails, LLC
(registered under the "Air Freight" category on the ToY Combined Stock Register)

Greetings. I am Admiral Tempkin of The Imperial Vanguard of The Phoenix Militia and I would like to attend this party. I own over 15 Ford Galaxies, one from each model year plus a few modified versions.
http://www.adelaideimpressions.com/Ford_Galaxie_1.jpg
If you like I can bring a few along with me.

Yes feel free to bring a friend along!

Galaxies schmalaxies! Back in my day we owned UNIVERSESES...-es. Universii? Universal?
WHATEVER! We owned them! And the galaxies were a damn sight better quality than the chop-jobs you see now. I remember back when galaxies lasted fourty or fifty superultagigayears! The crap they pump out now only lasts a coupla' gigayears before they fall apart and start gettin' eated up by black holes and stuff like that.
Bah! Its all in the planned obsolecence, ya hear me? They sell ya a shiney new galaxy and then BAM, it breaks, and guess whose there with another one! Yeah, those fuckin' galaxy-brokers! They dont even care about the customer anymore, they just want your damn money!

Magus Ijtralaomnaltavoxm the Unpronouncable,
Department of Incomprehensable Messages

[ooc: Do you understand how much 10 galaxies is? I don't think anyone on NS truly purports to hold 10 galaxies. That is billions and billions if not trillions of stars and planets. All of what you see in Star Wars is just one galaxy. Perhaps you mean 10 systems?]

im the iron czar and eater of plants and i own 35 galesxs

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ATTENTION: Some Random Guy holding a Party
SENDER: Urcea

I own 10 copies of Star Wars Galaxies? Does that count?

In truth, I only own about 3 Star Systems.

OOC: The most I've ever heard of anyone owning is three galaxies, and that's crazy!
IC: I only own my home system and three other systems around me out of pure spite and aggressivness. If you refuse my invite I will command a black hole to come eat you. BTW, Star Eaters, thank you so much for all your help with my KORR problem!!! Or...maybe...I'll just sic my own personal katamari on you. Ha HA!
OOC: I'm kidding :p

OOC:The Hobbeebian Imperium is an ancient race and hold only a 2 galaxies and about 3 Milky Way systems...

im the iron czar and eater of plants and i own 35 galesxs

OOC: You know, being a vegetarian isn't especially intimidating, or even interesting...

And holding even one galaxy is a claim beyond reason, to say nothing of more than one.

OOC: Sorry to impose, but if someone wants to RP with 10 galaxies, then why not? to be fair, they could be based on some far off area of the universe with no aliens about, and so have expanded massively....if only 'technically' owning those galaxies as no-one else does and they have a few citizens there.

Of course FT is crazy and is going end up nothing like star wars or what not, but hey i'll let you RP what you want :D.

Edit- Is someone going to carry out a terrorist attack on this? Seems to me its always worthwhile taking out some wanked nations leadership...

im the iron czar and eater of plants and i own 35 galesxs

OOC: You know, being a vegetarian isn't especially intimidating, or even interesting...

And holding even one galaxy is a claim beyond reason, to say nothing of more than one.

Sig'd for lols! :p

[B]OOC: <snip>

Edit- Is someone going to carry out a terrorist attack on this? Seems to me its always worthwhile taking out some wanked nations leadership...
Well, given that one of us is only attending because of owning fifteen Ford Galaxies, and Charles Wagoner is just a colonial air-freight baron using two dozen refitted C-5 Galaxy airlifters (yes, left intentionally vague, but whatever)...

Do any type of attack you want, I will just clone myself and all others which you have killed, and set a counter attack at your planet and wipe it our entirely and thats if you can even get to the party and through the many gaurds.