We now paint houses as well! [ATTN Arsenal Cafe customers]
South Lizasauria
01-07-2007, 04:56
OOC: The pamphlet is the bottom part
IC:
Manager: This is the commanding officer of the Arsenal Cafe. I am proud to announce that I now have another branch that pains buildings! Any nations recieving this transmission may get more info by calling the following phone number. Also any nation, party or single person will get a pamphlet with more information if he or she calls. Over and out.
(pamphlet)
Paint by air-10 USD per foot
Paint by missile-500 USD per missile
Paint by ground unit-depends on ground unit (units listed below)
By tank-150 USD per yard
By Infantry-25 USD per infantry unit
By hummer-200 USD per hummer
By seige weapon-200 USD per unit and per shot
South Lizasauria
01-07-2007, 07:38
bump for customers
South Lizasauria
02-07-2007, 00:43
OOC: Its open for anyone who wants to get a paint job on any building in their nation, civillian or otherwise.
bump
Nueve Italia
02-07-2007, 00:48
OOC: so ... it's painting ... by using weaponry?
South Lizasauria
02-07-2007, 01:07
OOC: so ... it's painting ... by using weaponry?
OOC: Exactly :D :p
New Brittonia
02-07-2007, 04:23
i want one infantry unit to paint a picket fence white, it's powerful fun.
South Lizasauria
02-07-2007, 04:50
i want one infantry unit to paint a picket fence white, it's powerful fun.
IC:
Manager: They're on their way![to a soldier who looks Arnold Swarzenagerish] You know what to do...
Soldier: Yes sir! Its paintin time! *runs in the direction to the house climbing high mountains and surviving harsh jungles in order to get there*
Upon reaching his destination he pulled out a paint minigun and began painting the fence.
OOC: Tell the guy he missed a spot. LOL
New Brittonia
02-07-2007, 05:03
IC:
Manager: They're on their way![to a soldier who looks Arnold Swarzenagerish] You know what to do...
Soldier: Yes sir! Its paintin time! *runs in the direction to the house climbing high mountains and surviving harsh jungles in order to get there*
Upon reaching his destination he pulled out a paint minigun and began painting the fence.
OOC: Tell the guy he missed a spot. LOL
Sir, you missed a spot.
South Lizasauria
02-07-2007, 05:24
Sir, you missed a spot.
Soldier: YAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *throws grenade at missed spot* *upon the grenades detonation paint covered everywhere within a 2 yard radius* You have been paintinated!
New Brittonia
02-07-2007, 05:26
Soldier: YAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *throws grenade at missed spot* *upon the grenades detonation paint covered everywhere within a 2 yard radius* You have been paintinated!
"OK, now throw some D's on tat"
South Lizasauria
02-07-2007, 05:27
"OK, now throw some D's on tat"
OOC: Huh? :confused:
New Brittonia
02-07-2007, 05:34
OOC: Huh? :confused:
ooc- i dunno, it is some rap thing that i heard of just today
South Lizasauria
02-07-2007, 05:40
ooc- i dunno, it is some rap thing that i heard of just today
OOC: oh.
New Brittonia
02-07-2007, 05:46
OOC: oh.
ooc- it's like, make it better nicer
South Lizasauria
02-07-2007, 05:51
ooc- it's like, make it better nicer
IC:
The buff soldier than made the long journey home.
McPsychoville
02-07-2007, 13:06
[Wait, wait.
It's painting...with WEAPONS.
This could be simultaneously the worst and the best idea ever.]