Reichskamphen
30-06-2007, 05:49
The Imperial Wine and Spirits Corporation is a multinational Corporation, centred in New Geneva, Reichskamphen. From there, our crack team of sommeliers, cellar masters, and wine tasters assemble the greatest collection of wine and spirits available today.
IWSC sells both retail, and wholesale. The Prices listed below are the retail prices, but
should a corporation seek to purchase for resale, wholesale prices are available upon
request.
Unless otherwise stated, Cases contain 12 bottles.
Orders of $500,000 or more will recieve a 10% bulk order discount.
Orders of $2,000,000 or more will recieve a 25% bulk order discount
For significantly higher numbers, separate arrangements can be made.
Elegant, Personalized Labels can be created for any bottle purchased, for a fee of $50 per
case.
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IWSC Smart Buying Tips:
Nations, for products in higher demand, such as Beer, Liquor, and Inexpensive wine, think
about your nation's annual demand for the product, and be sure not to purchase too little to
satisfy the demand.
Corporations, likewise, keep in mind your annual demand, and purchase in bulk to save on
shipping and purchasing costs.
Individuals, keep in mind that the world is your oyster, and you've earned the right to live
it up.
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Scotch Whiskey
Grains are sat above burning peat. This gives this Whiskey the distinctive smoky flavour.
Distilled with pure Mountain Spring Water
12 Year Knox (Light smoke, fruity)
1 Case: $300
10 Cases: $2500
15 Year Knox (Very smokey, but bright)
1 Case: $525
10 Cases: $4900
20 Year Knox (Dark and Brooding, a plume of peat smoke)
1 Case: $1000
10 Cases: $9100
36 Year Glennroyal (The very essensce of refinement. Almost more like a sherry than a scotch.
Fiery hot)
1 Case: $2000
10 Cases: $18,000
Lagavulin (Speyside) Single Malt (Pure bottled smoke, with enough acidity to balance it.)
1 Case: $900
10 Cases: $8500
Glenlivit 18 Year Single Malt (Well balanced, quite typical)
1 Case: $800
10 Cases: $7200
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Southern Bourbon Whiskey
Grains, Corn Mostly, are distilled and put in burnt out oak barrels to age and mellow.
Tennessee Whiskey has an extra step whereby it is specially filtered. This whiskey generally
has a very sweet flavour.
1 Case of Jeff Davis “Kentucky” Bourbon: $150
1 Case of President Davis 10 year aged Smooth Sipping Bourbon: $320
J.E.B. “Tennessee” Whiskey
1 Case: $95
10 Cases: $950
General Stuart Blended Sipping Bourbon
1 Case: 250$
10 Cases: $2000
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Gin
Distilled Grains, infused with several herbs and spices, frequently juniper berries play a
large role in its distinctive flavour. Contrived by the British it is thought.
Cromwell fine distilled Gin
1 Case: 120$
10 Cases: $1000
Hendrick's Gin (Infused with Juniper Berries, Cucumber, and Rose Petals, this is the ultimate
Gin for both Gin drinkers, and new initiates alike)
1 Case: $400
10 Cases: $3500
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Rum
Distilled Sugar Cane, or Molasses. In the beginning it is White (Blanco), after ageing in
wooden barrels it becomes Gold, and Finally Dark (Anejo) Rum. The flavour of each is very
differant, and each suited to differant purposes. Mix white rum's in your favourite mixed
drinks. Gold Rum's can be drunk on their own, or in mixed drinks when you want to up the
ante. Dark, hand crafted, small batch Rums are, however, best enjoyed on their own.
Governor Wesley’s Private Reserve, fine Jamaican sipping Rum (Gold)
1 Case: $200
10 Cases: $1500
Davie Jones’ Liquor (Mass Distilled: Blanco)
1 Case: $95
10 Cases: $500
Bacardi 8 anos (Gold)
1 Case: $210
10 Cases: $2000
Havana Club Rum (Blanco)
1 Case: $190
10 Cases: $850
Casa de Oro Dark Rum (Anejo) (Single Plantation, Small batch, Copper Still operation. Handcrafted)
1 Case: $500
10 Cases: $4500
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Cognac
A Special Type of Brandy in which grape wine is several times distilled and aged, often in a
solara system of alternating barrels and woods…the pinnacle of drinks. V.S., V.S.O.P., and
X.O. denote levels of quality and age and are listed from lowest (V.S.) to highest (X.O.)
Dirai V.S. Cognac
1 Case: $1000
10 Cases: $9500
Dirai V.S.O.P. Cognac
1 Case: $2000
10 Cases: $19,000
Dirai X.O. Cognac
By appointment to His Imperial Highness Olaf IV
(Truly breathtaking, a legendary release)
1 Case: $5000
10 Cases: $45,000
Courvoisier Napoleon IV "Le Sacre" X.O. (Blends of the Oldest Cognacs, some as old as the
early 1900's, to commemorate the Coronation of Napoleon IV. Only 100 Cases remaining!)
1 Case: $100,000
10 Cases: $1,000,000
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Liqueurs
Other than essentially every flavour of Schnapps and other such Liqueurs, we also offer a
uniquely Prussian liqueur called l’Essence de Mead. It is made from Mead (distilled Honey)
and infused with nearly 125 different secret herbs, flowers, fruits, and spices that give
this liqueur its uniqueness and bring to mind the warm fires built during the cold Germanic
winters.
l’Essence de Mead
1 Case: $235
10 Cases: $2000
Schnapps: Available in any flavour, the ones listed below are just examples. For an
additional fee, Schnapps of any flavour that we don't currently manufacture can be created
for you.
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Vodkas
Distilled grains, flavourless but potent
(All Vodkas were made in Derscon)
1 Case Andre Allistaire Vodka (Guarenteed to kill you with one pint! Literally.): $50
1 Case Andropov Vodka: $98
1 Case Bismarck Vodka: $100
1 Case Tsar's Choice Triple Distilled Luxury Vodka: $200
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Ales and Beers
It's pirate time!
Ballymena Stout (A Dark, robust Beer)
1 20-Gallon Oak Barrel: $350
1 Case (Bottled): $100
Kaiserstadt Lager (Medium bodied beer)
1 20-Gallon Oak Barrel: $320
1 Case (Bottled): $60
Antrim Glen Ale (Light Bodied)
1 20-Gallon Oak Barrel: $300
1 Case (Bottled): $50
1 Case of Framboise (Raspberry Beer, light and fruity tasting): $120
With the Royal Crown of Reichskamphen selling off many of its business ventures and holdings, IWSC was able to acquire the 300 year old Royal Breweries. These Breweries generally only produced Beer for the King and the Royal Court from secret recipes contrived when the brewery was a monastery in Pre-Reformation Reichskamphen. The Beers are rumoured to be so good that His Majesty the King wouldn’t dare profane his lips with any other beer.
1 Case of beer= 96 bottles, or 8 individual 12 packs packed in a wooden crate.
Crown and Scepter Golden Ale (light bodied)
1 20 gallon barrel: $300
1 case $100
Pax Germanica Nut brown lager (medium bodied)
1 20 gallon barrel: $340
1 case $120
Old Reichsburg Stout (Dark, full bodied beer)
1 20 gallon barrel: $300
1 case $140
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WINES (Limited Applications and selections until the store is fully stocked)
Cabernet-Sauvignon:
Red Wine with full body and heavy tannins and higher alcohol content
Chateau de Sanglant (2000) (*95 Rating from Global Wine Enthusiast)
1 Case: $900
10 Cases: $9000
Chateau de Sanglant (2000) “Reserve de l’Empereur” (*Received perfect 100 score, only limited quantities are available as most of this vintage was bought by the Emperor himself for his own consumption and to give as gifts)
1 Case: $2000
10 Cases: $20,000
Le Garde Burgundienne (1986) (Received 98 Score. Special vintage made by what was then a new Chateau in the Burgundy Region, Chateauneuf-Pape Pius, to celebrate the Emperor’s creation of the Kingdom of Burgundy)
1 Case: $3200
10 Cases: $30,000
Mer de la Sud (2000) (Received 88 Score)
1 Case: $100
10 Cases: $950
Chardonnay:
Light and fruity White Wine with less alcohol content, aged in Oak Barrels.
Centreville Vinyards Chardonnay (2004) (Received 92 Score)
1 Case: $120
10 Cases: $990
Riesling:
Fruity white wine, often characterized by dryness and a very clean refreshing taste.
Reichsburg Estates Riesling (2002) (Received 90 Score)
1 Case: $480
10 Cases: $4,400
Arch Duke Oberhausen Riesling (1999) (Received 98 Score. Blended to commemorate the 60th Anniversary of the beginning of the Arch Duke’s continuing service to the Empire as its Foreign Minister)
1 Case: $1440
10 Cases: $13,990
Champagne:
Bubbly white wine. Undergoes two fermentations, the second of which, in the bottle, results
in the trademark bubbles. The epitome of luxury.
Le Grand Chateau de le Marechalate (blanc de blancs) (1995) (Received 99 Score. This Chateau is owned jointly by the Marechals de l’Empire, the Imperial Marshals. But they leave the winemaking to the professionals and what a result!)
1 Case: $3000
10 Cases: $30,000
Guillaume-Richarde (blanc de blancs) (1999) (Received 92 Score. Chateau owned by the famous Duc Guillaume Richarde Lefebvre de Centreville, the hero of many a great Campaign)
1 Case: $1200
10 Cases: $12,000
Napoleon Premier (blan de blancs) //rose also available// (1904) (This vintage, made by the now destroyed Chateau de Royaume was made to commemorate the 100 year anniversary of Napoleon I’s coronation as Emperor of the French. And is considered one of the most perfect examples of Champagne ever contrived. It was thought the vintage had disappeared until literally 200 cases were discovered in the private vaults of the Count of Magdeburg.)
1 Case: $100,000
Only 60 cases left!
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Dessert Wines
Desert wines are wines which retain various amounts of sugar due to various alterations or
additions to the winemaking process.
Port:
This red, luxurious, sticky sweet desert wine comes from Portugal, hence its name, and is
much more alcoholic than regular wine or other desert wines really. Port offers one of the
most refined and nuanced wine experiences a person can have. The Klinghoffer family of
Reichskamphen has owned a winery in Portugal for years where they produced meager adeiras. When IWSC bought the Klinghoffer Estate, we began growing grapes for Port, and lo and behold, we have the finest vintage Port you will be able to find, and even some rare selections that we have acquired from various other places.
1 case Klinghoffer Estate Vintage Porto
1997
*1 case: $500
*10 Cases: $4,500
2001
*1 case: $375
*10 Cases: $3,000
Klinghoffer Estate Tawny Porto (A Blend of various successful vintages for a consistent
experience)
1 case: $300
10 Cases: $2,990
Graham's 1985: A Classic Port in our day. Sweet as honey, but aged, mature, and complex with just enough tannin.
1 Case: $2000
10 Cases: $20,000
Sauternes
A white desert wine. Made in the Bordeaux region of France. Sauternes is a golden, silky
sweet wine with tastes of honey and what wine lovers would call a flowery nose. It is sweet,
refreshing, and can age for decades upon decades. Considered the pinnacle of desert wines. As part of IWSC’s expansion, we have acquired what we consider the Jewel in our Corporation’s crown…the very leading Chateau in Sauternes production, Chateau d’Yquem. For hundreds of years it has set the standard by which all other Sauternes are made and now we are offering everything to you. Drink now, or age for years…or decades.
1 case Chateau d’Yquem.....
2001: $2100
1998: $5000
1 case Chateau d’Yquem 1984* (Extremely Rare. Only 20 Cases): $100,000
1 case Chateau d’Yquem 1946* (Extremely Rare. Only 10 Cases) $200,000
(More vintages to come!)
Muscat
Made from the sweet Muscadelle Grapes, Muscat is a white desret wine made in Hungary,
Australia (where they call these wines ‘stickies’), California, and wherever grapes can be
grown. It is relatively easy to produce as compared to Sauternes and delivers a consistant
experience, though the best Muscat is always lagging behind the average Sauterne. The real
reason for loving these wines is their price and their unique refreshing sweetness. The
Hoffman Estate in Reichkamphen has been producing Muscat for 20 years and now it is offered to you, the IWAS customer.
Hoffman Estate Muscat 1997
1 case: $120
10 Cases: $1000
Hoffman Estate Muscat 2001
1 case: $100
10 Cases: $950
Hoffman Estate Muscat 1989
1 case: $600
10 Cases: $5,800
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Royal Cellar Finds
The Crown of Reichskamphen, seeking to build a new palace outside of Reichsburg, the Royal Family’s traditional home, sold the Palace to the Arch Duke of Reichsburg for him to have as his own residence. The Arch Duke then sold us the contents of the Royal Wine Cellars. These Cellars, constructed in the 3rd Century as a Catacomb, spiral in all directions beneath the Royal Palace and several tunnels lead off to elsewhere in the general vicinity. For months, IWSC personnel scoured the wine cellars and cleared out nearly 400,000 cases of wine. The oldest wine that was found was in an alabaster jug and dated 1650. It was obviously undrinkable, but the oldest drinkable wines date back to 1865, with several cases of Cognac dating back to the early 1800’s. Some of the rarest vintages were stored there by the Royal family and each month, IWSC is going to offer a few selections that were removed from the Royal Cellars.
THIS MONTH'S SPECIAL!
Courvoisier Cognac 1806: During Napoleon Bonaparte's infamous visit to the distilleries at Courvoisier, he is rumoured to have taken as many as 20 barrels of the
highest quality Cognacs for his personal use. At the end of the war, the Prussian Field
Marshall von Blucher was rumoured to have seized 15 barrels of Napoleon's personal stock of
Courvoisier that by 1815 had grown to over 100 barrels. It was assumed that these barrels
were lost or otherwise consumed until our teams found them intact, and drinkable inside the
Royal Wine Cellars. The barrels are still marked with the insignia of the Courvoisier
factory, the Napoleonic Imperial Crest, and Marshall Blucher's personal signature. After
verifying the historical roots of these barrels, we are proud to offer them to you.
1 Barrel: $10,000,000 (SOLD OUT)
Check back for the next Cellar Find!
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Non-Alchoholic Drinks
Worlds Finest Root Beer!
The current Dersconi Czar's beverage of choice, this root beer is a perfect example of
perfection, without the side effect of hangovers. Brewed from natural roots, barks, herbs and spices.
One Case (50 bottles) of WF Root Beer (High Quality): $50
Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer!
Made from the secret recipes of the Amish citizens of Pennsylvania, PD Birch Beer is second
to no other Birch Beer -- considering there is no other Birch Beer. One can always tell it is
PD Birch Beer from the smooth, yet rich taste of Birch. Only place you can find Birch Beer is
RIGHT HERE!
One Case of Red Birch Beer: $60
One Case of White Birch Beer: $80
One Case of Blue Birch Beer (extremely rare!): $120
Frangelicola
The famous liqueur, Frangelico, is the inspiration for this new transcendent soft drink.
Traditional Coca-Cola used the Kola Nut for a great deal of its flavouring, this cola uses
the exotic and luxurious hazelnut. Frangelico, which we also sell here at IWSC for $240 a
case, is flavoured with hazelnuts, berries, and various flowers and is an enlightening
experience all on its own. When we use these carefully engineered flavours to create a
carbonated soft drink, it is elevated to an even greater level. Quickly out-pacing Coke even
in Reichskamphen, which is one of the largest Coke drinking countries in the world,
Frangelicola is sure to be a hit with you too. Great for mixing!
1 case (100 bottles) Frangelicola in artistically designed glass bottles $150
Stossel Teas:
In the Asian Country of Progressive Hash, a new liberating modern force has entered and is
beginning to free the people from their subservience. One of the most recognize pioneers in
Progressive Hash is the former Duke d’Alpina, Erich Stossel who founded a gigantic plantation upon which he grows acres of every crop imaginable on the fertile Hashi soil. This soil, which for generations upon generations was only used for Marijuana, has the most unique properties and has factored largely in the superiority of the teas and other crops grown there. Stossel’s teas are expertly blended for the perfect taste and are stored in loose leaf form in decorative tins. If you wish to use tea bags, request them and we will send several hundred. Each tin will brew several douzain pots of tea. This is a tea which is impossible to replicate anywhere on this earth and a great value at that.
Stossel’s Hashi Tea
1 large tin: $10
1 box (6 tins): $50
Lotus Blend Tea
1 large tin: $12
1 box (6 tins): $60
Emperor’s Reserve Tea (Only the finest tea leaves are hand selected for this and the
production is overseen by stossel himself to ensure that it is the highest quality tea that
comes out of the Plantation)
1 large tin: $15
1 box (6 tins): $75
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TECHNICAL STUFF
If you wish, stop by any location of the Imperial Wine and Spirits Corporation to request a
location be established in your nation! Special orders are permitted, and if you give a description and enough ass-kissing, we'll make it a regular-market item, henceforth removing the surcharge for the Special Order. ;)
Note, discounts do not apply to special items and orders.
Current Locations:
IWSC Executive HQ
503 Via Victoria
New Geneva, Reichskamphen 61636
IWSC Financial and Public Affairs HQ
737 Wellington Avenue
Alaristaat, Greuthungland, Derscon 485486-54228
Imperial Wine and Spirits EAEA Branch
125 New Lygon St
Eureka City, Europe and Eurasia
Imperial Wine And Spirits Burgundy Branch
200 Walnut Drive
Carmel, Cherry Ridge
Imperial Wine And Spirits Jerusalem Branch
1099 Penelope Crescent
Jerusalem, Jeruselem
International Mall
IWSC Vineyards, Breweries and Chateaus:
Chateau d’Yquem (Bordeaux, France)
Klinghoffer Estate (Medinia Sodina, Portugal)
Royal Breweries (Reichsburg, Reichskamphen)
Rekjyavich Vineyards (Island of Hope, Derscon)
Chateau Wellington (Alexandria, Nates World (Derscon), Haven)
NOTE: The Imperial Wine and Spirits Co. is looking for breweries and vineyards for
sale from foreign nations. If you are willing to sell them, please contact IWSC Financial and
Public Affairs Headquarters or Executive Headquarters at the address listed above.
IWSC sells both retail, and wholesale. The Prices listed below are the retail prices, but
should a corporation seek to purchase for resale, wholesale prices are available upon
request.
Unless otherwise stated, Cases contain 12 bottles.
Orders of $500,000 or more will recieve a 10% bulk order discount.
Orders of $2,000,000 or more will recieve a 25% bulk order discount
For significantly higher numbers, separate arrangements can be made.
Elegant, Personalized Labels can be created for any bottle purchased, for a fee of $50 per
case.
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IWSC Smart Buying Tips:
Nations, for products in higher demand, such as Beer, Liquor, and Inexpensive wine, think
about your nation's annual demand for the product, and be sure not to purchase too little to
satisfy the demand.
Corporations, likewise, keep in mind your annual demand, and purchase in bulk to save on
shipping and purchasing costs.
Individuals, keep in mind that the world is your oyster, and you've earned the right to live
it up.
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Scotch Whiskey
Grains are sat above burning peat. This gives this Whiskey the distinctive smoky flavour.
Distilled with pure Mountain Spring Water
12 Year Knox (Light smoke, fruity)
1 Case: $300
10 Cases: $2500
15 Year Knox (Very smokey, but bright)
1 Case: $525
10 Cases: $4900
20 Year Knox (Dark and Brooding, a plume of peat smoke)
1 Case: $1000
10 Cases: $9100
36 Year Glennroyal (The very essensce of refinement. Almost more like a sherry than a scotch.
Fiery hot)
1 Case: $2000
10 Cases: $18,000
Lagavulin (Speyside) Single Malt (Pure bottled smoke, with enough acidity to balance it.)
1 Case: $900
10 Cases: $8500
Glenlivit 18 Year Single Malt (Well balanced, quite typical)
1 Case: $800
10 Cases: $7200
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Southern Bourbon Whiskey
Grains, Corn Mostly, are distilled and put in burnt out oak barrels to age and mellow.
Tennessee Whiskey has an extra step whereby it is specially filtered. This whiskey generally
has a very sweet flavour.
1 Case of Jeff Davis “Kentucky” Bourbon: $150
1 Case of President Davis 10 year aged Smooth Sipping Bourbon: $320
J.E.B. “Tennessee” Whiskey
1 Case: $95
10 Cases: $950
General Stuart Blended Sipping Bourbon
1 Case: 250$
10 Cases: $2000
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Gin
Distilled Grains, infused with several herbs and spices, frequently juniper berries play a
large role in its distinctive flavour. Contrived by the British it is thought.
Cromwell fine distilled Gin
1 Case: 120$
10 Cases: $1000
Hendrick's Gin (Infused with Juniper Berries, Cucumber, and Rose Petals, this is the ultimate
Gin for both Gin drinkers, and new initiates alike)
1 Case: $400
10 Cases: $3500
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Rum
Distilled Sugar Cane, or Molasses. In the beginning it is White (Blanco), after ageing in
wooden barrels it becomes Gold, and Finally Dark (Anejo) Rum. The flavour of each is very
differant, and each suited to differant purposes. Mix white rum's in your favourite mixed
drinks. Gold Rum's can be drunk on their own, or in mixed drinks when you want to up the
ante. Dark, hand crafted, small batch Rums are, however, best enjoyed on their own.
Governor Wesley’s Private Reserve, fine Jamaican sipping Rum (Gold)
1 Case: $200
10 Cases: $1500
Davie Jones’ Liquor (Mass Distilled: Blanco)
1 Case: $95
10 Cases: $500
Bacardi 8 anos (Gold)
1 Case: $210
10 Cases: $2000
Havana Club Rum (Blanco)
1 Case: $190
10 Cases: $850
Casa de Oro Dark Rum (Anejo) (Single Plantation, Small batch, Copper Still operation. Handcrafted)
1 Case: $500
10 Cases: $4500
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Cognac
A Special Type of Brandy in which grape wine is several times distilled and aged, often in a
solara system of alternating barrels and woods…the pinnacle of drinks. V.S., V.S.O.P., and
X.O. denote levels of quality and age and are listed from lowest (V.S.) to highest (X.O.)
Dirai V.S. Cognac
1 Case: $1000
10 Cases: $9500
Dirai V.S.O.P. Cognac
1 Case: $2000
10 Cases: $19,000
Dirai X.O. Cognac
By appointment to His Imperial Highness Olaf IV
(Truly breathtaking, a legendary release)
1 Case: $5000
10 Cases: $45,000
Courvoisier Napoleon IV "Le Sacre" X.O. (Blends of the Oldest Cognacs, some as old as the
early 1900's, to commemorate the Coronation of Napoleon IV. Only 100 Cases remaining!)
1 Case: $100,000
10 Cases: $1,000,000
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Liqueurs
Other than essentially every flavour of Schnapps and other such Liqueurs, we also offer a
uniquely Prussian liqueur called l’Essence de Mead. It is made from Mead (distilled Honey)
and infused with nearly 125 different secret herbs, flowers, fruits, and spices that give
this liqueur its uniqueness and bring to mind the warm fires built during the cold Germanic
winters.
l’Essence de Mead
1 Case: $235
10 Cases: $2000
Schnapps: Available in any flavour, the ones listed below are just examples. For an
additional fee, Schnapps of any flavour that we don't currently manufacture can be created
for you.
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Vodkas
Distilled grains, flavourless but potent
(All Vodkas were made in Derscon)
1 Case Andre Allistaire Vodka (Guarenteed to kill you with one pint! Literally.): $50
1 Case Andropov Vodka: $98
1 Case Bismarck Vodka: $100
1 Case Tsar's Choice Triple Distilled Luxury Vodka: $200
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Ales and Beers
It's pirate time!
Ballymena Stout (A Dark, robust Beer)
1 20-Gallon Oak Barrel: $350
1 Case (Bottled): $100
Kaiserstadt Lager (Medium bodied beer)
1 20-Gallon Oak Barrel: $320
1 Case (Bottled): $60
Antrim Glen Ale (Light Bodied)
1 20-Gallon Oak Barrel: $300
1 Case (Bottled): $50
1 Case of Framboise (Raspberry Beer, light and fruity tasting): $120
With the Royal Crown of Reichskamphen selling off many of its business ventures and holdings, IWSC was able to acquire the 300 year old Royal Breweries. These Breweries generally only produced Beer for the King and the Royal Court from secret recipes contrived when the brewery was a monastery in Pre-Reformation Reichskamphen. The Beers are rumoured to be so good that His Majesty the King wouldn’t dare profane his lips with any other beer.
1 Case of beer= 96 bottles, or 8 individual 12 packs packed in a wooden crate.
Crown and Scepter Golden Ale (light bodied)
1 20 gallon barrel: $300
1 case $100
Pax Germanica Nut brown lager (medium bodied)
1 20 gallon barrel: $340
1 case $120
Old Reichsburg Stout (Dark, full bodied beer)
1 20 gallon barrel: $300
1 case $140
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WINES (Limited Applications and selections until the store is fully stocked)
Cabernet-Sauvignon:
Red Wine with full body and heavy tannins and higher alcohol content
Chateau de Sanglant (2000) (*95 Rating from Global Wine Enthusiast)
1 Case: $900
10 Cases: $9000
Chateau de Sanglant (2000) “Reserve de l’Empereur” (*Received perfect 100 score, only limited quantities are available as most of this vintage was bought by the Emperor himself for his own consumption and to give as gifts)
1 Case: $2000
10 Cases: $20,000
Le Garde Burgundienne (1986) (Received 98 Score. Special vintage made by what was then a new Chateau in the Burgundy Region, Chateauneuf-Pape Pius, to celebrate the Emperor’s creation of the Kingdom of Burgundy)
1 Case: $3200
10 Cases: $30,000
Mer de la Sud (2000) (Received 88 Score)
1 Case: $100
10 Cases: $950
Chardonnay:
Light and fruity White Wine with less alcohol content, aged in Oak Barrels.
Centreville Vinyards Chardonnay (2004) (Received 92 Score)
1 Case: $120
10 Cases: $990
Riesling:
Fruity white wine, often characterized by dryness and a very clean refreshing taste.
Reichsburg Estates Riesling (2002) (Received 90 Score)
1 Case: $480
10 Cases: $4,400
Arch Duke Oberhausen Riesling (1999) (Received 98 Score. Blended to commemorate the 60th Anniversary of the beginning of the Arch Duke’s continuing service to the Empire as its Foreign Minister)
1 Case: $1440
10 Cases: $13,990
Champagne:
Bubbly white wine. Undergoes two fermentations, the second of which, in the bottle, results
in the trademark bubbles. The epitome of luxury.
Le Grand Chateau de le Marechalate (blanc de blancs) (1995) (Received 99 Score. This Chateau is owned jointly by the Marechals de l’Empire, the Imperial Marshals. But they leave the winemaking to the professionals and what a result!)
1 Case: $3000
10 Cases: $30,000
Guillaume-Richarde (blanc de blancs) (1999) (Received 92 Score. Chateau owned by the famous Duc Guillaume Richarde Lefebvre de Centreville, the hero of many a great Campaign)
1 Case: $1200
10 Cases: $12,000
Napoleon Premier (blan de blancs) //rose also available// (1904) (This vintage, made by the now destroyed Chateau de Royaume was made to commemorate the 100 year anniversary of Napoleon I’s coronation as Emperor of the French. And is considered one of the most perfect examples of Champagne ever contrived. It was thought the vintage had disappeared until literally 200 cases were discovered in the private vaults of the Count of Magdeburg.)
1 Case: $100,000
Only 60 cases left!
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Dessert Wines
Desert wines are wines which retain various amounts of sugar due to various alterations or
additions to the winemaking process.
Port:
This red, luxurious, sticky sweet desert wine comes from Portugal, hence its name, and is
much more alcoholic than regular wine or other desert wines really. Port offers one of the
most refined and nuanced wine experiences a person can have. The Klinghoffer family of
Reichskamphen has owned a winery in Portugal for years where they produced meager adeiras. When IWSC bought the Klinghoffer Estate, we began growing grapes for Port, and lo and behold, we have the finest vintage Port you will be able to find, and even some rare selections that we have acquired from various other places.
1 case Klinghoffer Estate Vintage Porto
1997
*1 case: $500
*10 Cases: $4,500
2001
*1 case: $375
*10 Cases: $3,000
Klinghoffer Estate Tawny Porto (A Blend of various successful vintages for a consistent
experience)
1 case: $300
10 Cases: $2,990
Graham's 1985: A Classic Port in our day. Sweet as honey, but aged, mature, and complex with just enough tannin.
1 Case: $2000
10 Cases: $20,000
Sauternes
A white desert wine. Made in the Bordeaux region of France. Sauternes is a golden, silky
sweet wine with tastes of honey and what wine lovers would call a flowery nose. It is sweet,
refreshing, and can age for decades upon decades. Considered the pinnacle of desert wines. As part of IWSC’s expansion, we have acquired what we consider the Jewel in our Corporation’s crown…the very leading Chateau in Sauternes production, Chateau d’Yquem. For hundreds of years it has set the standard by which all other Sauternes are made and now we are offering everything to you. Drink now, or age for years…or decades.
1 case Chateau d’Yquem.....
2001: $2100
1998: $5000
1 case Chateau d’Yquem 1984* (Extremely Rare. Only 20 Cases): $100,000
1 case Chateau d’Yquem 1946* (Extremely Rare. Only 10 Cases) $200,000
(More vintages to come!)
Muscat
Made from the sweet Muscadelle Grapes, Muscat is a white desret wine made in Hungary,
Australia (where they call these wines ‘stickies’), California, and wherever grapes can be
grown. It is relatively easy to produce as compared to Sauternes and delivers a consistant
experience, though the best Muscat is always lagging behind the average Sauterne. The real
reason for loving these wines is their price and their unique refreshing sweetness. The
Hoffman Estate in Reichkamphen has been producing Muscat for 20 years and now it is offered to you, the IWAS customer.
Hoffman Estate Muscat 1997
1 case: $120
10 Cases: $1000
Hoffman Estate Muscat 2001
1 case: $100
10 Cases: $950
Hoffman Estate Muscat 1989
1 case: $600
10 Cases: $5,800
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Royal Cellar Finds
The Crown of Reichskamphen, seeking to build a new palace outside of Reichsburg, the Royal Family’s traditional home, sold the Palace to the Arch Duke of Reichsburg for him to have as his own residence. The Arch Duke then sold us the contents of the Royal Wine Cellars. These Cellars, constructed in the 3rd Century as a Catacomb, spiral in all directions beneath the Royal Palace and several tunnels lead off to elsewhere in the general vicinity. For months, IWSC personnel scoured the wine cellars and cleared out nearly 400,000 cases of wine. The oldest wine that was found was in an alabaster jug and dated 1650. It was obviously undrinkable, but the oldest drinkable wines date back to 1865, with several cases of Cognac dating back to the early 1800’s. Some of the rarest vintages were stored there by the Royal family and each month, IWSC is going to offer a few selections that were removed from the Royal Cellars.
THIS MONTH'S SPECIAL!
Courvoisier Cognac 1806: During Napoleon Bonaparte's infamous visit to the distilleries at Courvoisier, he is rumoured to have taken as many as 20 barrels of the
highest quality Cognacs for his personal use. At the end of the war, the Prussian Field
Marshall von Blucher was rumoured to have seized 15 barrels of Napoleon's personal stock of
Courvoisier that by 1815 had grown to over 100 barrels. It was assumed that these barrels
were lost or otherwise consumed until our teams found them intact, and drinkable inside the
Royal Wine Cellars. The barrels are still marked with the insignia of the Courvoisier
factory, the Napoleonic Imperial Crest, and Marshall Blucher's personal signature. After
verifying the historical roots of these barrels, we are proud to offer them to you.
1 Barrel: $10,000,000 (SOLD OUT)
Check back for the next Cellar Find!
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Non-Alchoholic Drinks
Worlds Finest Root Beer!
The current Dersconi Czar's beverage of choice, this root beer is a perfect example of
perfection, without the side effect of hangovers. Brewed from natural roots, barks, herbs and spices.
One Case (50 bottles) of WF Root Beer (High Quality): $50
Pennsylvania Dutch Birch Beer!
Made from the secret recipes of the Amish citizens of Pennsylvania, PD Birch Beer is second
to no other Birch Beer -- considering there is no other Birch Beer. One can always tell it is
PD Birch Beer from the smooth, yet rich taste of Birch. Only place you can find Birch Beer is
RIGHT HERE!
One Case of Red Birch Beer: $60
One Case of White Birch Beer: $80
One Case of Blue Birch Beer (extremely rare!): $120
Frangelicola
The famous liqueur, Frangelico, is the inspiration for this new transcendent soft drink.
Traditional Coca-Cola used the Kola Nut for a great deal of its flavouring, this cola uses
the exotic and luxurious hazelnut. Frangelico, which we also sell here at IWSC for $240 a
case, is flavoured with hazelnuts, berries, and various flowers and is an enlightening
experience all on its own. When we use these carefully engineered flavours to create a
carbonated soft drink, it is elevated to an even greater level. Quickly out-pacing Coke even
in Reichskamphen, which is one of the largest Coke drinking countries in the world,
Frangelicola is sure to be a hit with you too. Great for mixing!
1 case (100 bottles) Frangelicola in artistically designed glass bottles $150
Stossel Teas:
In the Asian Country of Progressive Hash, a new liberating modern force has entered and is
beginning to free the people from their subservience. One of the most recognize pioneers in
Progressive Hash is the former Duke d’Alpina, Erich Stossel who founded a gigantic plantation upon which he grows acres of every crop imaginable on the fertile Hashi soil. This soil, which for generations upon generations was only used for Marijuana, has the most unique properties and has factored largely in the superiority of the teas and other crops grown there. Stossel’s teas are expertly blended for the perfect taste and are stored in loose leaf form in decorative tins. If you wish to use tea bags, request them and we will send several hundred. Each tin will brew several douzain pots of tea. This is a tea which is impossible to replicate anywhere on this earth and a great value at that.
Stossel’s Hashi Tea
1 large tin: $10
1 box (6 tins): $50
Lotus Blend Tea
1 large tin: $12
1 box (6 tins): $60
Emperor’s Reserve Tea (Only the finest tea leaves are hand selected for this and the
production is overseen by stossel himself to ensure that it is the highest quality tea that
comes out of the Plantation)
1 large tin: $15
1 box (6 tins): $75
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TECHNICAL STUFF
If you wish, stop by any location of the Imperial Wine and Spirits Corporation to request a
location be established in your nation! Special orders are permitted, and if you give a description and enough ass-kissing, we'll make it a regular-market item, henceforth removing the surcharge for the Special Order. ;)
Note, discounts do not apply to special items and orders.
Current Locations:
IWSC Executive HQ
503 Via Victoria
New Geneva, Reichskamphen 61636
IWSC Financial and Public Affairs HQ
737 Wellington Avenue
Alaristaat, Greuthungland, Derscon 485486-54228
Imperial Wine and Spirits EAEA Branch
125 New Lygon St
Eureka City, Europe and Eurasia
Imperial Wine And Spirits Burgundy Branch
200 Walnut Drive
Carmel, Cherry Ridge
Imperial Wine And Spirits Jerusalem Branch
1099 Penelope Crescent
Jerusalem, Jeruselem
International Mall
IWSC Vineyards, Breweries and Chateaus:
Chateau d’Yquem (Bordeaux, France)
Klinghoffer Estate (Medinia Sodina, Portugal)
Royal Breweries (Reichsburg, Reichskamphen)
Rekjyavich Vineyards (Island of Hope, Derscon)
Chateau Wellington (Alexandria, Nates World (Derscon), Haven)
NOTE: The Imperial Wine and Spirits Co. is looking for breweries and vineyards for
sale from foreign nations. If you are willing to sell them, please contact IWSC Financial and
Public Affairs Headquarters or Executive Headquarters at the address listed above.